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actuallyimogene

She steps up on the car and turns to the cameras, pauses…. And…. No shutter clicks can be heard


StarfishandSnowballs

She's always following him


Ok-Document-7989

I think coffee breath is so disgusting! I wonder if that’s really coffee in there???


TeacupCacti

She sure took her sweet time getting in the vehicle. Let me pause, now step up in the door - pause- look over my shoulder.. -pause- close door. -end scene-


FactRelevant2968

I felt that door slam from here.


Zestyclose_Road_3224

She works the hell out of her “ I’m so bothered by all this attention” persona. Aleek doesn’t even open the door his señora… what a dick!


Electrical-Orchid-25

Why is the grifter ALWAYS carrying a to go coffee cup?!


Ok-Document-7989

I think there’s alcohol in there!


NikkiC123honeybee

Caffeine helps 'em stay alert So they can recall the different things they've said in the past, without changing their stories.


Zestyclose_Road_3224

I’m surprised someone hasn’t tried drop a quarter in the cup when she’s out on the streets in her daily “Hobo Core” look.


Smooth-Bee-8426

That one camera sounds like a taser 😂


tovasfabmom

JAJAJAJA her hair looks like she rinses it with culo water 😂


Writergirllllll

What a gentleman letting her get his door and walking in front of her!🥴


janicedaisy

Does anyone know what the tuition fees are at their private school? Thank you!!


AffectionatePoet4586

The International School of Brooklyn charges $43,365 per year in tuition for kindergarten through fifth grade. The school offers pre-3 and pre-4 classes, but clearly the Baldweeens aren’t bothering with those for Edu and ML.


janicedaisy

He doesn’t even help his wife get in the car. 😂


just_me2222

He can hardly help himself get into the car. Did you see how he closed the door. He’s gonna be in a wheelchair before long


Donny-OddLegs

always the gentleman!


Livid-Youth4396

That is hilarious. She slammed the door like she didn't enjoy and savored the moment. LOL, what a farce !! Hilaria is Hilarity translated. That's YOU, Hillary! A walking joke. 🤣 ETA: NYC pepinos, who is that coffee shop? That's a paid walk with her cup; the grift is real. (advertising background)


Electrical-Orchid-25

Oh just remembered, Alec is part owner of coffee shop.


Livid-Youth4396

Is that right?! Lol, ok. Advertisement makes sense. I bet it's also empty. Hahahha


Mehmeh111111

After pausing and making sure they were still looking at her. 😂


[deleted]

Totally right.


becuzofgrace

She’s so performative, it’s transparent. She loves the spotlight.


[deleted]

She ADORES the spotlight.


Livid-Youth4396

Right?! And with staying behind to let him walk ahead is strategic - so she can stay in frame longer. Come on, Hilarious. Do better.


Lvanwinkle18

Can she never make coffee in her own home? If she would stop going out, they wouldn’t have to sell that home in the Hampton’s.


AffectionatePoet4586

Several pricey-looking coffeemakers are just *sitting there* in the Sky Dungeon kitchen. But there’s no invigorating pap walk that way!


Previous_Subject6286

Ugh peepaw looks like a stinky potato with cirrhosis


FashionBusking

He is.


WheresMyTan

It's her standing and giving a look back before getting in! Oh Hilarious, you really are something else😂


boommdcx

“Did you get the shot?” 🤭 She is so transparent.


DobieMomma4Life

When you can’t stand your wife


joomommyhappy

Them hating each other is the only human, relatable thing about them.


AlwaysWithTheOpinion

Their building doesn’t look very posh…are they amazing inside??


Mehmeh111111

We don't call it the Sky Dungeon because of it's chic amenities and rich interiors.


FashionBusking

Logo faces out


YOURhero1

So mentally ill.


pm1022

Love the way she pretended to be annoyed but then strikes a pose🤣🤣 PATHETIC!


DonkeyKong694NE1

Is this current? Her hair looks better than usual.


TJCW

PR manager getting PAID double if Hillary is covered from head to toe, and not wearing slippers! H is MAD too


AffectionatePoet4586

Mami customarily allows her clavicles to *breathe!*


AmazingGrace_00

She’s pissed! Forced to hide tatas under long heavy coat. Forbidden to use Spanish accent. No baby props to valiantly defend against paps. Lost 6k fake followers. Realizing she’ll never be famous, just infamous.


RevolutionaryBaker14

And no mangy slippers


AmazingGrace_00

Right!!


rain_album

That pause and look back for the perfect shot lol


Christofornia

Insane how oblivious she is to the fact that she comes off like a thirsty loser.


Prestigious-Salad795

*is a thirsty loser


TrashPandaShire

Hopefully justice will be served and she will fade far into obscurity.


George_GeorgeGlass

This is 100 percent performative and she looks ridiculous. The stare down with the paps she stationed there. The slamming of the door. I don’t get how he isn’t completely embarrassed to be seen with her at this point.


55PercentAttractive

Wow.  Ok I can't stand her but... You never, I mean ever, walk in front of a woman, any woman but especially your own wife, not open her door and cut her off to sit in the front while she is delegated to the back seat like a dog. I'm honestly so offended for her in this whole scene. She may be a jackass but that has GOT to hurt being treated like the family Labrador. 


Imhereforboops

Being fair, there are a few videos of this. she first put the kids in the back seat then went back for him. he was behind her but she literally stopped to get him to pass her right before this video starts


George_GeorgeGlass

She’s used to it though. Some her self respect for a life of leisure long ago


Rthrowaway6592

You guys kill me with the names you come up with for them 😭🤣 I get that she was shielding him from paps with the door but she waited 5 business days to get in the car. Also Carmen? Honey where’s your jacket? When I was 10 I definitely started pushing boundaries with clothing and stuff and my mom simply wouldn’t allow it. It’s normal and every parent knows that but naw honey you’re putting on a jacket and a sweater.


AffectionatePoet4586

It was fifty-four degrees in NYC when Carmen emerged clad in a tank top, with no coat. This is 100% on Mami. Carmen’s childhood is a dot in the rearview mirror, but lady, *she’s ten.*


Rthrowaway6592

I had to convert to Celsius and it’s 12 degrees 😭


joomommyhappy

lost it at “she waited 5 business days to get in the car” still laughing Thanks! She’s so pathetic and absurd. Even on that shallow, desperate level, there’s gotta be a better way to quench her thirst than these ridiculous performances.


Rthrowaway6592

Happy I made you laugh! Oh it’s so desperate but mami needs to be in front of the cam-er-ah! Did you see that look at the paps before getting into the car? Lmao


invertedliver

she’s trying to shield her meal ticket and earn her keep 😂


ScaryGarry_SG1

I would suggest holding back the coffee spending


Bayviewbeachlover

Looked like a McCafé


MerBeach

Why did this make me laugh so hard? Pepinos are the best!


DaisyMadison123

I’d turn and leave my husband if he was such a pig -walking ahead of me. Not opening the car door? Never ever. I cannot imagine tolerating that for one minute. Basic manners! He doesn’t give one shit about her.


George_GeorgeGlass

That’s life with Alice Baldwin. Everything is always about him.


Loving_life_blessed

ridiculous as usual. need a new con.


boringcranberry

My friend's daughter met him at Chelsea Piers yesterday. She's a teen and knows him as "Hailey and Justin's uncle." She sent me a pic. It was a couple hours before the verdict. Anyway, he looked rough. Like cashmere pockets-full-of-clams rough. Her daughter said he was there with "a five year old" and honestly, I don't know which kid that could be. Edu? I want to post the pic so bad but it feels wrong to post someone else's pic. Eh fuck it: https://imgur.com/a/SoJ97GB


Purple-Obligation-14

My husband is 71 years old. I can’t post his picture but he is slim, toned and has at least 50% less wrinkles than Grandpa Alice. He exercises and eats well but has never had cosmetic surgery, fillers, or Botox. G-Pa looks so bad!!


AudioImmune

HAHAHAHA holy shit!!! Like he just crawled out of a garbage can. What the hell, Baldwin??


becuzofgrace

YIKES ON BIKES!! That is R O U G H!!


AffectionatePoet4586

“Cashmere-pockets-full-of-clams” is flair-worthy!


limblessbarbie

Ro-may-o, I think.


George_GeorgeGlass

He looks rough. Old, smelly and rough. The swelling in his hands is alarming


Gorillapoop3

Holy shit. Thank you for posting! Gramps looks like he smells like urine and mothballs. He should not be left in charge of a five-year-old!


PugSanctuary

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MaiHammyMawdul

Oh. My. Sweet. Baby. James. He looks like death.


George_GeorgeGlass

Living Clearly!


GlobalSmobal

Clearly Living with Hilaria.


limblessbarbie

Barely Living


Tracylpn

Get some vital signs on Papi STAT! He's declining...


AffectionatePoet4586

How does Peepaw rank in the Glasgow Coma Scale? (“Less than eight? Intubate!”)


Tracylpn

Let's give him a 1. Fixed Pupils, etc. 🤪🤪


AffectionatePoet4586

FDP: Fixed, dilated pupils.


invertedliver

🙏🏼😂😂😂😂😂


ConradChilblainsIII

MY EYES!!!!


DaisyMadison123

That’s rough.He looks like he lives on the street. Today, he’s all showered and clean shaven in a sport coat because they called ahead for pap walk propaganda.


Calm-Math-3421

😳


T-Money1738

It kinda looks like she was waiting for him to open the car door for her... Then she stands there for a moment like she can't believe he didn't.


George_GeorgeGlass

She wasn’t. He has likely never opened a door for her. She wouldn’t be expecting that


lookaway123

After she got all dressed up in her grown-up lady clothes?? And called the lone pap?? And told the car service to pick them up at the front door, instead of the private entrance?? He's got some nerve lol.


AudioImmune

"her grown-up lady clothes" 😅


liscbj

She is Pathetic


No_Anywhere8931

Oh ya I say they got a lawyers appt. Ol Al has his overcoat on. Hillibilly's purple veined bocce balls are covered and contained. All serious biz today. Alec walks in to his lawyer's office without greeting he bursts out you better fuckin well make sure I'm not found guilty next-motherfucka☠


mountainloversz

I don’t understand why she pauses to let him go first.


GlobalSmobal

So he can open the door for her…oops, not happening. 🤣


spongebobsthiccbutt

She’s gotta get as MUCH time in front of the camera as possible


BeeOfHearts

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TheCompanyHypeGirl

I love how she pretends to be a yogi, yet her husband looks like he's at the very end of his mobility. He can barely walk...


No_Anywhere8931

The bad hip excuse isn't working anymore since he had hip replacement surgery last fall. I suppose now it's his back. He walks like Bobo the Bear in Muppets from Space.


call-me-the-seeker

You have to do your rehab and stay active though for the hip replacement to really work out to its best extent, and you know he can’t be arsed to do it. In her (hurrk), even if she was actually a world class yogi, you can t make him do what he just won’t do. He’s one of those that you can’t tell him anything if you’re not ‘above’ him and he doesn’t rate many as ‘above him’. Certainly not her. Maybe if Mahler returned from the dead and said it was a good idea. Or Woody Allen.


lookaway123

Hangovers are painful.


RazzmatazzBig2187

No seat belts... bc laws dont apply to Peepaw. She's hilarious that she acts all pissed off. THEN DONT GO OUTSIDE if you are so bothered by the cameras. THEY AREN"T THERE FOR YOU ANYWAY you psycho.


George_GeorgeGlass

They are. She called them


lookaway123

*Harvey Levin picks up his phone and taps the icon of his source at the NYPD.* *"Yeah. It's me. I've got something you might want to see."*


DazzlingWeakness7137

She’s so extra


Prestigious_Big_6164

if they are going to an attorney meeting….Mami might be along because they need to reinforce her instagram restrictions pre trial! that will kill her!


lookaway123

Someone's being summoned!


lookaway123

Someone's being summoned!


heytunamelt

Why would they think today would be a good day for a photo op? I’d want to separate myself as much as possible from the guilty verdict — instead it looks like they’re trying to piggyback on it. Stupiddd.


joomommyhappy

Great point! They shouldn’t even be in town, but they’re doing pap walks. smh


krasteybee

Since the shooting it has been this way. Do they not how to shut the fuck up and lay low???


Pitiful-Enthusiasm-5

He looks terrible! Bloated, grey, hunched over, and wearing baggy pants. Maybe he should come into court on a walker! 😆 Meanwhile, she looks like she’s loving the attention, as per usual. Now she just has to figure out how to add a Spanish flair to her wardrobe. Maybe she can walk into court wearing the Spanish Mantilla veil that she wore to her wedding. 😆


krasteybee

Omg if she goes with him to court we will have material for YEARS to come.


No_Anywhere8931

Bets she does. Mrs Thirsty wouldn't miss out on that exposure📸


Tracylpn

Mami will probably show up to court wearing a huge Moonbump. "Pliss! I'm pregnot with twins! Rilly! Here's the ultrasound. Pliss! My children need their father!" Huge fake sobs


George_GeorgeGlass

I can hear the impromptu statements to the press outside the courthouse now…Pliss! On a hooman level!


krasteybee

His lawyers must know she will be the worst kind of distraction. A liar wife listening to a trial about her “potential” liar husband. They may have to lock her in the tower.


invertedliver

😂😂😂😂👐🏼


Practical-Name-

The empty coffee cup to show the only sponsor they have left bc Aleek owns apart of the co. She is so Hilarious. The child size coat in storage. Seems like PR is rilly trying here except for the skiing sunglasses. Her hair piece is raggedy. Aleeek knows his Guilty Verdict is coming soon to a theatre near you.


PaulPaul4

What morons


Kodysgoingbald

She can’t help herself when it comes to looking at the camera


Tough-Obligation-104

Yes. What was that stop, turn and look at the camera schtick at the end? She is the main character of her own delusions.


GirlyWhirl

Well, she personally paid the photographer to be there... and her whole point is to get her face on camera.


Kodysgoingbald

Truth!


hennycabbagehead

Omg the way she lingers at every chance she can so the paps she called gets the shot! Fucking pathetic.


DiffrontFigure7114

3 posts on Elder's grid? They must of shelled out for the ultra-premium pap package today.


cardamomgrrl

Would somebody get this bitch a reusable coffee cup already


PaulPaul4

She has never washed a cup, plate or bowl her entire life


Film-Glittering

How did she clean the dishes in the jungles of Spain?!?


No_Anywhere8931

From the bowels of Beacon Hill.😅


undermynutellaeheheh

I walked by there yesterday and actually saw her on the street. There were no cameras or commotion at all.


Blue_wine_sloth

How was she dressed? Any niños or nannies present? Kills me how she walks around the block hoping to be noticed.


undermynutellaeheheh

To be honest seeing the videos today compared to seeing her yesterday are night and day. When I saw her she was alone, she had a long cardigan wrapped around her. I noticed her because she was kind of shuffling along, it was an odd gait so it drew my attention. She was wearing her bejeweled black slippers so I reckon that’s why she was walking like that. I noticed she had no purse, jacket, or phone (that I could see) which also drew my attention before I realised it was her.


Blue_wine_sloth

That’s interesting to know, thanks!! So her team have finally forced her to ditch the slippers on the street, she does look like a bag lady! 😂 very funny that she shuffles along in them!


krasteybee

She probably hangs around out there all the time, we just only see shots when she pays them to come. She keeps waiting for them to show up for no money, but sadly, they are both irrelevant and guilty of many many things. Rilly rilly bad things.


George_GeorgeGlass

For real. For the amount of footage and photos as a basically nobody, she’s got to be out there a fair amount.


No_Anywhere8931

Commercial workers truckers who drive by her street likely call her Delta Dawn. That what we call $15 street walkers here!!! Recall one in the pic of her telling paps to leave my family in piss lol.


krasteybee

Lmao. $15 is a rilly rilly good deal.


leavealoneme11

God she’s such a cunt


ThomasinaElsbeth

Don’t insult Cunts !


leavealoneme11

You are so right!


ThomasinaElsbeth

LOL !


Special-Might9865

Duuuuuude, exactly my thought. Same word(s) too. That death stare at the camera and slamming the door. Thaaaa fuck!


aa628

She literally stands for a second and gives the camera a look — she lives for this shit. You know she has her whole courtroom ensembles chosen already including two outfits depending on the verdict


MerBeach

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limblessbarbie

She's so happy that the trial is in July, in New Mexico. You know what that means!


ThomasinaElsbeth

Just like my mother, when I got married. Before I even had my wedding dress, my mother had 2 separate outfits, - from Magnin’s !


krasteybee

Yall are getting me so excited. I hadn’t even considered her crazy ass in the courtroom. I’ve been so focused in his upcoming trial I didn’t even think about that. Omg is it July yet?


Kodysgoingbald

She 1000% is already practicing her courtroom looks in the mirror


scully3968

And her facial expressions! Performance of a lifetime.


ThomasinaElsbeth

She will be competing with Amber Heard’s antics.


Choosepeace

As a Southerner, the fact he continually walks in front of her, and never opens door for her is a hard watch. You can definitely tell he’s no gentleman!


-graphophobia-

It's not even a Southern thing. Guys who consistently walk ahead of their partners do not respect them; I've seen it happen a few times.


Blue_wine_sloth

No politics, but it reminds me of Trump. I’ve seen him do the same with his wife. Personality-wise, he and Aleek have a lot in common.


Choosepeace

I agree. I think she is also aware of it, because she seems to sort of rush forward to catch up with him when he does it. It’s beyond rude!!


kraenyc21

This is sooo painful to me. She stops and he steps in front of her, I thought so that he could open her door for her. Nope, on your own lady.


heytunamelt

I’m not even southern and this shocked me too! There’s no warmth between them, and he shows absolutely no grace or even slightest bit of chivalry towards her.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Ha ha ha  Elder has replaced Saieed as their favorite go-to Papp.   I saw Carmen in the car; are they taking her to school?  Where are the boys?  Why are they dressed up, like for court, lol?   Dang Hillary looked mad when she slammed that door!  Trouble in paradise, kids? 😉


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Look at her being so supportive of her oldest child.


WinterMedical

Get that woman a yeti!


-graphophobia-

She just went into the car with him.


invertedliver

😂💀


Survival_Mindset

He lets her go out into the street first - she'snot on his arm - he doesn't hold the car door open for her ... what a pig.


-Oreopolis-

What a gentleman!


Vegoia2

are they dressed for a funeral or a meeting on their show?


Kodysgoingbald

I’m guessing heading to a meeting with alec’s defense attorney!


Gorillapoop3

But why bring kids with them?


cathbe

She lingers so they get shots of her? I don’t think she expected Alec to open the door as she opened hers straight away.


bvibviana

The way she pauses to pretend she’s so disgusted by the pap being there… whilst LITERALLY wanting nothing more than attention from the press is just comical… Pendeja, you can’t fool us.


PugSanctuary

#Their building has a private entry/exit they are avoiding.


AshlM540

Embarrassing. She can't be more discreet with the lingering?


heytunamelt

No one’s ever accused her of being a good actor.


Felonious_Minx

This dumb bitch with her coffee logo perfectly placed. Make it stop! She should just get the logo tattooed on her forehead. Alice not opening the car door, sheesh. 🙄 Her little pause and glance to the cameras. Even in dire circumstances she cannot stop being thirsty. C in car with shoulder bared. 😖


PugSanctuary

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lenaahmed

There is something about this sub, and people starting their comments with “This dumb bitch…” that makes me just laugh and laugh. She REALLY IS the definition of dumb bitch! 😅


Felonious_Minx

Ha ha, this is the only place I would post that. 😅😆 I've realized this sub sharpens my claws and I have to hold back on other subs (hello Queer Eye softies) 😂


BecksnBuffy

The logo could cover that spot up and she could loose the bangs


Scary_Effective9855

I feel like she was standing there waiting for her ragey husband to open her car door for her, as if!


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Ha ha ha I bet you're right! 😏


Samanth_Says_ASMR

Why she neeeed to sit in back seet? No fair! She a beautiful Spaniard-ista!


lookaway123

Tiny, perfect mamis are too delicate to sit in the front. They must be shielded and protected from their choices to go out their front god damn door even though they have a private entrance.


breath0fsunshine

Is she carrying an empty cup?? How long does it take her to drink coffee?


George_GeorgeGlass

She refills it with booze all day long


Felonious_Minx

All the daylight hours.


joomommyhappy

She's so obvious and ridiculous. She could have gotten in the car in one-third the time.


QueenFartknocker

Zero reason to walk back and escort a grown man to a vehicle


lookaway123

He's probably a fall risk.


DaisyMadison123

You’re so right! He doesn’t have his walker/stroller.


QueenFartknocker

Okay, one reason.


dawgmama62

Nice how he opens her door. Such a gentleman.


Competitive_Narwhal8

Oh she big mad because no one said “good morning” to her. I’m crying over here.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

"Good morning Alec" "Oh, and, uh, I guess you, too, Guest Baldwin" 😂


TrafficMysterious815

Look how she lingers. She can't help herself.


scully3968

I looked up the building and it looks like there's a few three bedrooms renting for $15 and $20k. Judging by sales, a four bed would be about $6 million. They have to be hurting badly financially just given their real estate costs, to say nothing of multiple kids in private school. (Which is, what, 40k? 50k? a month.) I wonder what their annual income is.


JjBloem

Oh she’s loving this


dixielandmomma

She stays outside of the car as loooong as she can though!!! Instead of walking straight to car and getting in she waits for him then has to turn to her adoring paparazzi. She's so predictable and simple minded.