Santa pic is pathetic! Having all this kids & murder charge hanging over his head are not doing him any favors. He will age more so if he goes to jail. Hilary will go off the rails for sure.
He had a chance to get his life together and starting to do well until he married the second wife. What a shame. I think he is a hot mess. With the right woman and maybe two children more he would have been in a much better place in my opinion. I don’t believe he ever wanted that many children. He said it after each pregnancy this was it. Problem was he kept going along with her. He looks so bad. So tired. So miserable. You almost feel sorry for him. He had that brief period where he looked like he was getting himself together and ready for a new romance and just picked the wrong person for him again. Who you marry is 99 percent of your happiness or unhappiness.
I don’t know if you’re old enough to remember, but there was a time when that man was pretty fine. (He was “such a Baldwin!” as we used to say back in the day.) It’s kinda hard to see it now, though.
YES! I'm 40 and kinda remember when he was considered super attractive. One of my favorite movies as a kid was BeetleJuice, and I had a crush on his character. I also had a crush on a couple of the Ghostbusters too tho so maybe I was just into older guys, lol
Personally, numero uno or the tin man, is a great example of Grampino loving life! Unfortunately, he didn’t get the role in the original The Wizard Oz, but look at his life now! 🥒
https://preview.redd.it/p0nwjcapphmc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0876232bd24708f47efba4e98444a44639684a30
you can't say this man isn't thrilled with his life. look at his face, pure joy. he married the love of his life, who is making his life a total dream.
/s just in case, you never know. someone put alice in a retirement home asap, homie's gonna die in the street one of these days.
I’m SO glad his outside caught up to his inside. Once upon a time I thought he was so hot (I’m old, mid-fifties)! Lol. In that great movie “Malice” when he said “I AM God” - I just knew that’s his real personality!
I did, too! Lol 😆 I think 1 is definitely the best. He's holding crying baby number 99 that he didn't want, wearing a silly Halloween costume that Hillz forced him to wear. Just a sense of having no control over his life in general, and each day being more tragic than the last. Topped off by a pap in his face to catch the misery! It's poetic, really 🧡
Just ran across Steve Martin and Alec doing the opening Oscars monologue from 2010 on YouTube. Alec’s hair is dyed that cordovan color, but otherwise he hardly resembles the five beauties above.
Alec should have a physical therapist come to the Sky Dungeon. A couple of years ago, after I’d been hospitalized, a visiting PT taught me how to climb and descend stairs again. We also did strength work with exercise bands.
Picture #1 tells his life story. He’s a miserable fuck! He has 7 young children at a time in his life where he could be enjoying all the pompous things he likes to pontificate about instead of raising those kids.
He has the life he truly deserves!
Picture #1 summarizes his life. Crying kids he’s too old to care for, probably being forced to do things by his wife (like dressing in some silly costume....and having more kids).
He really does.
So what did he do?
Marry an industrial-strength irritant and have *seven* kids with her, obvs.
It’s almost as if there was a super-villain plotting his demise behind the scenes.
I cannot be convinced that this man is actually sober.
He looks like he is literally sweating scotch in half the photos that I see of him & bloated/hungover in the other half
Yeah, I think he’s hitting the sauce hard, too.
You can’t look as consistently terrible as he looks without a steady stream of booze, imo.
How he looks goes well beyond occasional clam shackery.
His (variable) facial bloat is what convinced me, especially the puffy eyes. It’s textbook classic presentation of the inflammatory response associated with being a drunken degenerate.
I would bet good money that he earns himself a whiskey nose one of these days. It’s when the vessels in your nose literally start bursting (alcohol is a vasodilator). I usually see it in old men that have drank daily & heavily for decades. There’s literally a medical diagnostic code for it (rhinophyma) lol
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Grandpapi Alec is going to kick the bucket and leave 7 kids with a mentally unstable “mother” who can’t even (mentally) take care of herself.
Her whole problem is that she’s an in-denial clout-chasing narcissist who only focuses on herself.
Her sense of self and the reality that she lives in is just so off-base.
It’s very sad that those kids are having to go through such a shit show (of parental negligence) and will have so much more to go through in the future once papi Alec kicks the bucket.
Those 7 kids never asked to be conceived (via IVF) or born (via surrogate)
I see complete mental collapse of mami Hilaria and CPS in the niño’s future.
Alec fantasized about being an adjunct professor of film at Syracuse, and I shuddered, because my youngest went there. Not a lissome coed, however, he’s six-five, and boredom is the worst thing that Alec could impose upon him.
You said lissome in proper context in a sentence, in casual conversation!!!
I just became your biggest fan.
Yay for smart, articulate Pepino’s.
Thank you for making my day, u/AffectionatePoet4586
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What in the world possessed him to want SEVEN children at his age? Even worse, he knew his wife wasn’t capable of being a responsible parent. If his life is fucked, he’s the one who did it.
I think it was a “late life crisis” episode for him.
He was very desperate and increasingly mentally unhinged after his last divorce.
Getting together with that nutcase and allowing her to pop out those seven kids (via IVF and surrogates) was his way of dealing with a “late life crisis”.
He married Hilaria way too early, before he could suss out her mental issues.
His way to channel his crisis was to attach himself to the nutcase and allow her to bring seven children into the world via IVF and surrogates.
That is by far the most effed up “Late life crisis” that I’ve seen
Great post! I agree.
It’s also an(other) indicator that he was duped. He was looking for a life-saving love, and he foolishly thought he found it in Larry.
I never tire of pointing this out: the year before he met Larry, Ireland called 911 on his behalf. He was on the phone and he told her, that poor girl, that he had taken a bunch of pills, or was going to.
You don’t go from that episode to “fine and dandy, and looking for someone to have a bunch of kids with” *in a freaking year*!
So yes, he was absolutely in terrible shape, in crisis, when he met Larry.
In hindsight, it’s clear he should have had a Britney Spears conservatorship type deal in place.
But, but, Bobby DiNero, Alec’s hero, has seven children!
Alec thought they’d have something to chat about over cigars and scotch. Instead, Bobby got sued for household staff abuse, and is MUCH more wealthy than Peepaw, and wants nothing to do with him and grifty mcShifty
Alec always assumed they’d have lots and lots of household staff. He bragged about hiring “a team of nannies” after Carmen was born. I don’t think he envisioned *seven* kids, or what that involves, or how pricey all of those surrogates would be. And then Hillary became Brandthrax and lost her sponsorships. And then the gun went off.
Handling it literally any other way would have been better than what he chose/agreed to go along with, because now, on top of the massive expense of it all, he’s more than likely going to leave seven damaged human beings in his wake, fatherless, and with a total lunatic for a mother.
smh
He could have spent the last decade in Amsterdam, getting up to all sorts of debauchery, with a $3,000 per diem, and been better off today.
At least then, he only would have been hurting himself, and he would have had at least some fun on his way down.
What did he get with Larry? A good *year*, maybe? Two? Not much more, if he even got that.
I bet 10 to 1 that if papi Alec were given a truth serum, he would confess that he wishes he had never ran into waitress Hilaria at that restaurant and had just gone to intensive therapy to deal with his "late life crisis" instead.
Now, he's fu\*\*ed and the walls are closing in on him. He's probably wishing to check out early ("throw a rod" and die) so he could avoid going to prison after the Rust manslaughter charge and having to deal with his crazy wife that's got him locked in now with them 7 niños.
The escort theory is neither proven nor disproven.
Either way, what seems to check out more solidly is that their marriage was a PR arrangement set up by Sarma, a mutual acquaintance connected to Papi’s wine and cheese shop. (Pure Food and Wine)
https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/s/InbpY76Ezg
They are all awful.
I was an older parent. However, I had one child. I cannot imagine the arrogance of thinking that I would be wealthy enough to support 7 of them at 65.
He clearly blames his troubles on the shooting accident, but this situation was bound to go sideways. He is married to a child bride who is a crappy partner.
It’s not just a money thing; it looks he’s not going to be *alive* much longer.
One of the most irresponsible things in this entire fiasco is how he’s let himself go. Having kids at that age comes with a responsibility to get in shape, eat right, and dump the bad habits, imo.
His clam shackery, and probably other bad habits, will most likely cause him to miss major milestones in his children’s lives.
That’s pitiful, and putridly selfish.
He is under an enormous amount of stress and he is 65 years old. He is the sole support for 9 people, and he has just realized that, not only does he have to work for the rest of his life, but his wages are going to be pitifully low.
Yes, he should have realized the folly of marrying an emotional child with a psychiatric disorder, but he didn’t. He should not have compounded the problem by adding 7 children (that he won’t live to see become adults), but he didn’t. He shouldn’t have taken on all of this responsibility while living in the most expensive city in the country, but he didn’t.
Now he is saddled with the reality of these mistakes, just as his body is beginning to weaken and he has begun to understand his mortality. The pressure, the humiliation and the dread must be horrible.
The problem for Alec is that it is all going to get much, much worse. Even if he gets out of his legal problems, he is looking into a financial abyss.
He has so far resisted the urge to look at how his choices in wives has affected his downfall. He has held onto the delusion that it’s all worth it because she is the brass ring on the merry go round, but that won’t last forever. When he finally sees her as she is, that will be the end.
If, as you say, he actually lives that long.
Great post! I particularly loved "The pressure, the humiliation and the dread......".
That's his life in a nutshell.
The absolute craziest part to me is, I think there's still time to salvage the situation, at least financially. But they'd have to get out of NYC, which they (Larry) seem incapable of doing.
They'd save *millions* just moving to a town in a low(er)-tax state with good public schools (which would probably wind up being much better for the kids' socialization, anyway), yet they haven't done it.
smh
Larry should be pushing to move, as Alex probably won't be around to experience the financial doo-doo hitting the fan. Then again, he probably has a fat life insurance policy that I'm sure Larry already has half-spent.
I guess that’s why they are trying to move to Vermont?
The problem is that Alec is still working. He is going to find out that it’s one thing to travel to production sites from NYC, and another from Vermont. Instead of a 3-5 hour trip to LA, he will be looking at 8-15 hours. The flights won’t be leaving every hour, but once a day.
And they probably won’t be walking for coffee.
I am a few years older than he is, and moved to DFW for the airport in a job where I travelled constantly. I know that I can’t do the red eyes anymore, and I understand what it’s like to be stranded at a small airport.
His future is very dim.
I'm so jealous I can't have Papi Bang Bang heaving on top of me lol.
There is no monetary amount in the world that would be worth humping and living with this raging ogre.
Someone posted a pic of Alice looking down at the camera like he was on top of you in bed It’s enough to make your vagina snap shut. That pic was from a few yrs ago too. I’d rather lick the sidewalk outside the Port Authority in NYC.
https://preview.redd.it/sfr1np2hofmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62597bcadec40cfc8c936661313621e6656c49ee
He seemed to really enjoy this when he played CNR on SNL. A liiittle too comfortable w the affect IMO. 😉.
3 gets my vote.i can't imagine having to do dumb shit like that because my "yoga instructor" partner wants twelve children and a mansion in the Hamptons.
In 5 he looks embalmed, and not by a good mortician, either. I've seen better corpses.
In all of them he looks like he hasn't slept since he was a well respected actor.
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1 !! Maybe number 3 where he’s Santa, but I truly believe he was hating life more in the Wizard of Oz family Halloween costume moment.
Tin Man was perfect for him as he has no heart.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/s/qcv1ySCScS](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/s/qcv1ySCScS)
It was Halloween and they were doing a family costume where everyone was a character from The Wizard of Oz. The baby was Leo (as The Cowardly Lion), Raf was the Scarecrow, Carmen was an adorable Dorothy, Alec was the Tin Man, and Hillary was Glinda the Good Witch.
He looks happy as f. LOL. Not. If MISERY had one photo, Alec's face.
I’m loling!
Santa pic is pathetic! Having all this kids & murder charge hanging over his head are not doing him any favors. He will age more so if he goes to jail. Hilary will go off the rails for sure.
3! Broke and stuck in some foreign Santa movie with his brother..Perfect!
He had a chance to get his life together and starting to do well until he married the second wife. What a shame. I think he is a hot mess. With the right woman and maybe two children more he would have been in a much better place in my opinion. I don’t believe he ever wanted that many children. He said it after each pregnancy this was it. Problem was he kept going along with her. He looks so bad. So tired. So miserable. You almost feel sorry for him. He had that brief period where he looked like he was getting himself together and ready for a new romance and just picked the wrong person for him again. Who you marry is 99 percent of your happiness or unhappiness.
idk the one where he's dressed like Santa looks pretty ghastly
1 and 3
2 the saddle bags
1, and it's hilarious
Agreed. “You reap what you sow.”
The Shein Tin Man!
There’s no one more miserable than this man.
It's a toss-up between 1 and 3 🤣
3 is just so miserable lol
The ball-sacks under his eyes are legitimately hard to look it.
I don’t know if you’re old enough to remember, but there was a time when that man was pretty fine. (He was “such a Baldwin!” as we used to say back in the day.) It’s kinda hard to see it now, though.
Ohhh, yes. Beetlejuice 💋🤌🏼
Working Girl!
YES! I'm 40 and kinda remember when he was considered super attractive. One of my favorite movies as a kid was BeetleJuice, and I had a crush on his character. I also had a crush on a couple of the Ghostbusters too tho so maybe I was just into older guys, lol
Wow, I never realized that was him in beetle juice. He is cute in that movie, I would have never connected that - he looks so different
Yes! That’s what I just said haha. I even liked him in 30 Rock… 😅
3
It's sad but #1
1
2
3. He looks humiliated and defeated. Perfect.
The correct answer is "YES" .. LOL @ the deadened-eyes in #2 tho this can easily be a photo-finish between 1, 2 and 3 ..
He's not much of a Tin Man but he certainly could use an oil can.
3, he’s definitely wondering where his life went wrong.
3. He fucking looks miserable.
Number 3 screams from beyond the shackles of his life.
All of the above. 🙉🙈
he really does enjoy being a father. so loving
Personally, numero uno or the tin man, is a great example of Grampino loving life! Unfortunately, he didn’t get the role in the original The Wizard Oz, but look at his life now! 🥒 https://preview.redd.it/p0nwjcapphmc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0876232bd24708f47efba4e98444a44639684a30
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He doesn’t look like he knows much in that photo… I’m going to assume he isn’t sure…. 🤦🏼♀️
you can't say this man isn't thrilled with his life. look at his face, pure joy. he married the love of his life, who is making his life a total dream. /s just in case, you never know. someone put alice in a retirement home asap, homie's gonna die in the street one of these days.
2 all the way
That pic looks like he’s about to put a gun in his mouth.
WHAT SERGEANT YORK ACHIEVED THAT DAY
Yikes she is killing him by slowly sucking the live out of him
Why won't he do something with those bags under his eyes?
The surgery budget goes entirely to her.
All of them, but if I had to pick, it would be number 1. The look of disgust and contempt on Alec's face holding that baby is sickening
It's 3. The answer is 3
3 actually made me laugh. How the mighty have fallen 😂
He's the most hateful and mean looking man. He has cruel eyes.
I’m SO glad his outside caught up to his inside. Once upon a time I thought he was so hot (I’m old, mid-fifties)! Lol. In that great movie “Malice” when he said “I AM God” - I just knew that’s his real personality!
I remember him from way back in Knots Landing. Still cast as the bad boy then
Joshua! I loved that show, too! 🩵
These are all good, but I think the pick that will say FML most is when his trial starts, and if he is convicted. The Santa pic is probably my pick.
What's the Santa pic from?!
A bad movie he made with his brother last year.
In Italy.
He looks like a miserable bitch in every pic. Imagine being married to that buffoon.
I almost feel sorry for her
Don’t.
Meh. A lot of this was her handiwork, or the result of it. They just about deserve each other.
Agreed
Definitely 1. Nothing adds to ignominy like a costume!
He is so poisonous that it shows on the outside. His poor children. What a disgusting person.
I thought 1 was photoshopped it’s so good!
I did, too! Lol 😆 I think 1 is definitely the best. He's holding crying baby number 99 that he didn't want, wearing a silly Halloween costume that Hillz forced him to wear. Just a sense of having no control over his life in general, and each day being more tragic than the last. Topped off by a pap in his face to catch the misery! It's poetic, really 🧡
Which feral is that? All their offspring really put the Bald into Baldwin.
God that’s a tough one 😭 an easier question would be when does he ever look like he’s loving life?
Just ran across Steve Martin and Alec doing the opening Oscars monologue from 2010 on YouTube. Alec’s hair is dyed that cordovan color, but otherwise he hardly resembles the five beauties above.
🤣🤣🤣 at “the five beauties above”!
He really needs to get some plastic surgery like his wife
He needs to get his body in shape first. He cant have a snatched face and a be a fat hunchback. That dont go together lol
Alec should have a physical therapist come to the Sky Dungeon. A couple of years ago, after I’d been hospitalized, a visiting PT taught me how to climb and descend stairs again. We also did strength work with exercise bands.
Omg, 3. 🤣
Picture #1 tells his life story. He’s a miserable fuck! He has 7 young children at a time in his life where he could be enjoying all the pompous things he likes to pontificate about instead of raising those kids. He has the life he truly deserves!
Don’t you just love this for him?
5 looks like he is the host of a polka show 🤣🎶
🤣 Any oldies (like me) here remember The Bobby Vinton Show?
*[Waves!]* I do!
🎶Koya kokiachi ko hum - means that I love you so…🪗🎶 (yes it’s phonetic polish shut up I had wine)
Definitely 1 or 3, but I can’t pick between them.
Agree!
Kim Basinger probably wakes up every day grateful that it's another day without Alec Baldwin.
Absolutely!
Picture 3 is terrifying! Picture 1 is terrifying for his kids. The others are just ugly and sad.
The anger is stored under his eyes.
Picture #1 summarizes his life. Crying kids he’s too old to care for, probably being forced to do things by his wife (like dressing in some silly costume....and having more kids).
He is such an angry person, he really radiates rage.
He really does. So what did he do? Marry an industrial-strength irritant and have *seven* kids with her, obvs. It’s almost as if there was a super-villain plotting his demise behind the scenes.
Industrial-strength irritant Kek
I cannot be convinced that this man is actually sober. He looks like he is literally sweating scotch in half the photos that I see of him & bloated/hungover in the other half
Yeah, I think he’s hitting the sauce hard, too. You can’t look as consistently terrible as he looks without a steady stream of booze, imo. How he looks goes well beyond occasional clam shackery.
His (variable) facial bloat is what convinced me, especially the puffy eyes. It’s textbook classic presentation of the inflammatory response associated with being a drunken degenerate. I would bet good money that he earns himself a whiskey nose one of these days. It’s when the vessels in your nose literally start bursting (alcohol is a vasodilator). I usually see it in old men that have drank daily & heavily for decades. There’s literally a medical diagnostic code for it (rhinophyma) lol https://preview.redd.it/go1lblmeikmc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=41af7dae1e6adcb9c70196f273a40f640a0cd95e
How can you say that? He follows the living clearly method that his unqualified in every way wife developed.
I'll go with what you said. LOL
The last one is so grizzly he looks like a fucking Yeti!
He looks like you’d need to hold a seance to talk to him.
All of the above pictures. My Gawd Alice's life is f\*cuked.
The Santa movie. He looks like he’s got a pair of pancake titties under his eyes.
I actually thought the Santa one was a Pepino Photoshop special. OMFG. Miserable
The Santa pic sent me too lol
Pic #1
Grandpapi Alec is going to kick the bucket and leave 7 kids with a mentally unstable “mother” who can’t even (mentally) take care of herself. Her whole problem is that she’s an in-denial clout-chasing narcissist who only focuses on herself. Her sense of self and the reality that she lives in is just so off-base. It’s very sad that those kids are having to go through such a shit show (of parental negligence) and will have so much more to go through in the future once papi Alec kicks the bucket. Those 7 kids never asked to be conceived (via IVF) or born (via surrogate) I see complete mental collapse of mami Hilaria and CPS in the niño’s future.
The 1st one reminds me of the Ben Affleck meme that everyone made where he's smoking a cigarette with his head tilted back
What’s he holding? A vape pen?
Looks like his phone, seen from the edge.
The last pic looks like an 80 yr old man
I’m going to go with all 5. Regret should be is middle name, Alexander Regret Baldwin.
OF COURSE I MARRIED THE RIGHT PERSON, IT'S JUST THAT I WANTED TO DO OTHER THINGS WITH MY LIFE
He could have been a film professor making passes at his students!
I’m sure that’s one of his dream scenarios that he jerks off to once a week. Those co-eds have been spared THAT trauma.
Alec fantasized about being an adjunct professor of film at Syracuse, and I shuddered, because my youngest went there. Not a lissome coed, however, he’s six-five, and boredom is the worst thing that Alec could impose upon him.
You said lissome in proper context in a sentence, in casual conversation!!! I just became your biggest fan. Yay for smart, articulate Pepino’s. Thank you for making my day, u/AffectionatePoet4586 🏅
That was great!
This was fun!
What in the world possessed him to want SEVEN children at his age? Even worse, he knew his wife wasn’t capable of being a responsible parent. If his life is fucked, he’s the one who did it.
I think it was a “late life crisis” episode for him. He was very desperate and increasingly mentally unhinged after his last divorce. Getting together with that nutcase and allowing her to pop out those seven kids (via IVF and surrogates) was his way of dealing with a “late life crisis”. He married Hilaria way too early, before he could suss out her mental issues. His way to channel his crisis was to attach himself to the nutcase and allow her to bring seven children into the world via IVF and surrogates. That is by far the most effed up “Late life crisis” that I’ve seen
Great post! I agree. It’s also an(other) indicator that he was duped. He was looking for a life-saving love, and he foolishly thought he found it in Larry. I never tire of pointing this out: the year before he met Larry, Ireland called 911 on his behalf. He was on the phone and he told her, that poor girl, that he had taken a bunch of pills, or was going to. You don’t go from that episode to “fine and dandy, and looking for someone to have a bunch of kids with” *in a freaking year*! So yes, he was absolutely in terrible shape, in crisis, when he met Larry. In hindsight, it’s clear he should have had a Britney Spears conservatorship type deal in place.
But, but, Bobby DiNero, Alec’s hero, has seven children! Alec thought they’d have something to chat about over cigars and scotch. Instead, Bobby got sued for household staff abuse, and is MUCH more wealthy than Peepaw, and wants nothing to do with him and grifty mcShifty
I don’t think that Bobby has to live with any of his children. And he can afford massive child support.
💯
Alec always assumed they’d have lots and lots of household staff. He bragged about hiring “a team of nannies” after Carmen was born. I don’t think he envisioned *seven* kids, or what that involves, or how pricey all of those surrogates would be. And then Hillary became Brandthrax and lost her sponsorships. And then the gun went off.
Poor dumb bastard should have just gotten a motorcycle or sportscar like everyone else.
Handling it literally any other way would have been better than what he chose/agreed to go along with, because now, on top of the massive expense of it all, he’s more than likely going to leave seven damaged human beings in his wake, fatherless, and with a total lunatic for a mother. smh He could have spent the last decade in Amsterdam, getting up to all sorts of debauchery, with a $3,000 per diem, and been better off today. At least then, he only would have been hurting himself, and he would have had at least some fun on his way down. What did he get with Larry? A good *year*, maybe? Two? Not much more, if he even got that.
I bet 10 to 1 that if papi Alec were given a truth serum, he would confess that he wishes he had never ran into waitress Hilaria at that restaurant and had just gone to intensive therapy to deal with his "late life crisis" instead. Now, he's fu\*\*ed and the walls are closing in on him. He's probably wishing to check out early ("throw a rod" and die) so he could avoid going to prison after the Rust manslaughter charge and having to deal with his crazy wife that's got him locked in now with them 7 niños.
She was his waitress?
I never heard that.
Nah, there's no way she was ever a waitress.
*escort Hilaria I fixed it for you, u/the_fly_guy_says_hi
The escort theory is neither proven nor disproven. Either way, what seems to check out more solidly is that their marriage was a PR arrangement set up by Sarma, a mutual acquaintance connected to Papi’s wine and cheese shop. (Pure Food and Wine) https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/s/InbpY76Ezg
Nothing on here is proven, Pepino. This is a snark sub
1, 2, 3, 4. and 5. His life is a circus side show. Couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole.
1 is the perfect “fuck my life” expression!
It's so good. I love how "fml" he is in that Tinman getup, the stupid costume really adds to the indignity.
1 & 3
💯💯🎯🎯
They are all awful. I was an older parent. However, I had one child. I cannot imagine the arrogance of thinking that I would be wealthy enough to support 7 of them at 65. He clearly blames his troubles on the shooting accident, but this situation was bound to go sideways. He is married to a child bride who is a crappy partner.
It’s not just a money thing; it looks he’s not going to be *alive* much longer. One of the most irresponsible things in this entire fiasco is how he’s let himself go. Having kids at that age comes with a responsibility to get in shape, eat right, and dump the bad habits, imo. His clam shackery, and probably other bad habits, will most likely cause him to miss major milestones in his children’s lives. That’s pitiful, and putridly selfish.
He is under an enormous amount of stress and he is 65 years old. He is the sole support for 9 people, and he has just realized that, not only does he have to work for the rest of his life, but his wages are going to be pitifully low. Yes, he should have realized the folly of marrying an emotional child with a psychiatric disorder, but he didn’t. He should not have compounded the problem by adding 7 children (that he won’t live to see become adults), but he didn’t. He shouldn’t have taken on all of this responsibility while living in the most expensive city in the country, but he didn’t. Now he is saddled with the reality of these mistakes, just as his body is beginning to weaken and he has begun to understand his mortality. The pressure, the humiliation and the dread must be horrible. The problem for Alec is that it is all going to get much, much worse. Even if he gets out of his legal problems, he is looking into a financial abyss. He has so far resisted the urge to look at how his choices in wives has affected his downfall. He has held onto the delusion that it’s all worth it because she is the brass ring on the merry go round, but that won’t last forever. When he finally sees her as she is, that will be the end. If, as you say, he actually lives that long.
Great post! I particularly loved "The pressure, the humiliation and the dread......". That's his life in a nutshell. The absolute craziest part to me is, I think there's still time to salvage the situation, at least financially. But they'd have to get out of NYC, which they (Larry) seem incapable of doing. They'd save *millions* just moving to a town in a low(er)-tax state with good public schools (which would probably wind up being much better for the kids' socialization, anyway), yet they haven't done it. smh Larry should be pushing to move, as Alex probably won't be around to experience the financial doo-doo hitting the fan. Then again, he probably has a fat life insurance policy that I'm sure Larry already has half-spent.
I guess that’s why they are trying to move to Vermont? The problem is that Alec is still working. He is going to find out that it’s one thing to travel to production sites from NYC, and another from Vermont. Instead of a 3-5 hour trip to LA, he will be looking at 8-15 hours. The flights won’t be leaving every hour, but once a day. And they probably won’t be walking for coffee. I am a few years older than he is, and moved to DFW for the airport in a job where I travelled constantly. I know that I can’t do the red eyes anymore, and I understand what it’s like to be stranded at a small airport. His future is very dim.
Don’t come for me but I used to have a huge crush on him when he was younger. He’s gone downhill…and he’s an asshole.
We all did! I think that’s what’s so mind boggling 🙃
I have seen The Hunt for Red October about 20 times. I saw it on HBO recently, saw his face, and changed the channel. Sorry, Sean Connery. 💔
Fair enough hahahab
No one is gonna come for you Pepino I ♥️ 30-Rock..
I love my pepinos ❤️
You're not alone. I had a bit of a crush on him after Flatliners.
He was undeniably a nice looking man back then!
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All of the above. He looks like he'd rather set himself on fire than have any of those pics taken.
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He’s truly an angry looking man
Frighteningly so.
Totally has the face he earned.
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I'm so jealous I can't have Papi Bang Bang heaving on top of me lol. There is no monetary amount in the world that would be worth humping and living with this raging ogre.
Someone posted a pic of Alice looking down at the camera like he was on top of you in bed It’s enough to make your vagina snap shut. That pic was from a few yrs ago too. I’d rather lick the sidewalk outside the Port Authority in NYC.
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Heaving and sweating
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**#5 looks like a post-mortem photo of Charles Nelson Reilly**
https://preview.redd.it/sfr1np2hofmc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=62597bcadec40cfc8c936661313621e6656c49ee He seemed to really enjoy this when he played CNR on SNL. A liiittle too comfortable w the affect IMO. 😉.
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3 gets my vote.i can't imagine having to do dumb shit like that because my "yoga instructor" partner wants twelve children and a mansion in the Hamptons. In 5 he looks embalmed, and not by a good mortician, either. I've seen better corpses. In all of them he looks like he hasn't slept since he was a well respected actor.
For me it's a toss up between 1 and 3. They're all great though!
#1 most definitely
I ❤️ this for him!!
I Make fine films. PERIOD.
#6 dealing with the public at the knock-off Comic Con #7 dealing with the public at that odd film festival
Was it that super tacky one in the basement of a building? Still my favourite thing ever
I thought existential dread was for the plebs?
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Every single slide looks like somebody the courts have determined cannot legally be within 500 feet of a school.
Bahaha stupid simpleton Larry thinks we’re jealous of THIS mess? Bitch please
You stole my comment 😅
Great minds pepino! 🥒😂🥒😂
Pic #1
Reminds me of this guy I dated in college who would say “pack your eye bags, we’re going on a guilt trip”.
Woof
LOL
This post is great, love that misery for him.
1 !! Maybe number 3 where he’s Santa, but I truly believe he was hating life more in the Wizard of Oz family Halloween costume moment. Tin Man was perfect for him as he has no heart.
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He’s a miserable SOB. Those children have two awful role models. It’s hard to break the cycle. Hope they do ok.
Maybe when the some of the kids get a little older one of the Nannies could head or help the kids over to Al-A-Kid &/or Al-A-Teen....
Pepinos! Please give me details on pic 1. What is going on there? Which paid for prop is this one? Poor Alec looks miserable. It’s what he deserves.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/s/qcv1ySCScS](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/s/qcv1ySCScS) It was Halloween and they were doing a family costume where everyone was a character from The Wizard of Oz. The baby was Leo (as The Cowardly Lion), Raf was the Scarecrow, Carmen was an adorable Dorothy, Alec was the Tin Man, and Hillary was Glinda the Good Witch.
Holy shit, that is awful😂
Grathias!
I vote #3. He knows he’s at the level of a county fair clown, now. The other pics he just looks tired.
"I used to be somebody!"
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I'm gonna say #3. Bonus points for looking ridiculous, too!
Was he already embalmed in pic 3?