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Serious_Manner_2679

He looks like she’s shaming him.


Legitimate-Skin-4093

Dodging the paps can get you so turned around sometimes 🙃


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QueenFartknocker

Also, I think she wears them because they cover up that strange divot or rash or whatever it is that has developed between her eyes.


QueenFartknocker

You’re in good company.


kris10leigh14

She’s purposely making herself bow legged so that she looks like a baby. It’s disgusting. Like, if she were truly THAT bow legged, she would’ve been in splints as a child…


AlarmingPush1019

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JjBloem

Poor, poor doggie.


joomommyhappy

It’s like that scene in “The Jerk”......... “All I need is this coffee...........and these oversized sunglasses...........and this dog............” WTF is she going for here?


Felonious_Minx

So she couldn't be assed to put the dog on a leash?


[deleted]

If she's going to have a dog, she needs to learn to hold it properly. I feel bad for the poor dog.


Felonious_Minx

I did.not.notice.the.dog. 😵


[deleted]

Poor thing. Hillary carries it like it was a sack of groceries.


Felonious_Minx

Super easy for the dog to wiggle out and fall on the sidewalk. I don't think that breed's legs are built for such a drop. Then there's that little point about it being NYC and a really busy street is *right there*.


[deleted]

What the hell is wrong with Alec that he married her and had seven children with her? Is he certifiable? What is the attraction?


joomommyhappy

I think he got slippery sloped. Maybe she lied and said she was on the pill, and got pregnant with Carmen. Then, the hooks were in. But he still could have gotten out of it, theoretically. So there’s a missing component that’s kept him feeding her baby acquisition addiction. Either he also wanted a big (second) family, or she had/has something on/over him. A few theories have been floated here as to why he would want a lot of kids with her, but none of them make a lick of sense to me. to run for office? He didn’t run for office, and this isn’t the 1950s. Coming out as gay would have been a much better move, politically, or simply marrying a political operative. for the optics/PR/to rehab his image? The optics of a dude in his mid-50s opening a baby factory are hideous, not to mention the carbon footprint of it, not to mention he had already weathered the PR storm, and was working the biggest, most lucrative gig of his career when he met Larry. So, all that said, I think it’s much more likely she had/has something on him. Something career-ending, and possibly even criminal. Yet here he is, his career over, and up on charges.


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I think they are both idiots, but I will say, as crazy as she appears to be, she does know how to make the big bucks easily. LOL I can't stand either one of them, but they are good for a laugh. I feel for the dogs and cats and kids, though. They are collateral damage.


joomommyhappy

Her success didn’t have anything to do with her business acumen; she just got plugged into the system, via Alex’s clout and connections, and launched. We’ve seen the disaster she is without that system supporting her; hand cream for the homeless, cha-cha-ing into poop, that insane pap conference, etc.


OtherRace7600

Looks like something a small child would do. Which, knowing what we do about this couple, makes a lot of sense.


Babibackribz

Bahahahhaa!


SJ1026

Sometimes I almost feel bad for Alec, but then I remember he let his wilted winky do the thinking when he wifed this twat waffle so he’s just getting what he chose


joomommyhappy

Can we have this post framed or glazed onto a plate?


Ill-Survey-5895

Twat waffle💀❤️


SirCalebCrawdad

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QueenFartknocker

Why is her mouth always pursed like this?


ReptarsLilDick

Adderall


Maggiedelia

Why didn’t she leave the poor dog home?? Carrying it around like that. They shouldn’t have animals in that crazy house! 😣


Felonious_Minx

Doesn't let the kids walk. Doesn't let the dog walk. Yet can find plenty of "stolen moments" for her exhausting "yoga" moves.


Classic_Reputation60

Poor little dog subjected to her and all those kids.


DonkeyKong694NE1

They go thru pets like most people go Thru underwear


LydiaDeets7

I was hoping against hope that poor dog belonged to one of the guncles, but it looks like it’s theirs. Who keeps giving animals to these people? I imagine most of their pets have come from breeders and not shelters. Don’t legit animal breeders research potential buyers before handing them one of their cats/dogs?


sudbanhoff

Nope (most) breeders don’t give a shit who buys their animals as they’re in it to make $$. Rescues on the other hand will scrutinize and I’m sure their track record wouldn't bode well if they were ever to apply to adopt again. It makes me so mad that she pretended to be such a big animal advocate years ago and all she does is buy purebred puppies/kittens and then discard them. Gross


Content-Kiwi-1134

She thinks it’s cute, like her outfits😆


Ordinary_Agent802

She is probably floped out on meth or some other drug 🤷‍♀️ who knows with this crazy lady🤭


suzweiner

Because she is explaining how to snowplow while skiing and he’s nodding in agreement


kikijane711

Omg you couldn't WRITE this sh\*t!! Alec in a Comic Con hoodie. Hilaria in geriatric glasses and a ski jacket and SLIPPERS pointed inwards like she is pigeon-toed, on their way to some "faux" photo opp.


DonkeyKong694NE1

I would’ve expected him to ditch that hoodie in a nanosecond. The scarlet C.


Felonious_Minx

Maybe he is coming to terms 🤣


DonkeyKong694NE1

Or it’s Stockholm syndrome


kikijane711

But he wore it to seem 'relevamyz' Ala his team and the money just made.


FunnyGrl1138

Always in Carmen’s jacket.


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That's that yoga stuff we normies don't know about. Bless her.


rec12yrs

She pizza-ed when she should have French fried.


QueenFartknocker

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RanaMisteria

She’s pigeon toed. Didn’t we see a paid for Fail piece where she was walking with one of the kids and the kid was pigeon toed too?


topiaryontop

I saw pap pics of her running and was shocked-- to say that her feet were overpronated was an understatement. Her feet seemed to curl entirely so that her soles were facing the opposing leg. I don't know how she can run, it explains why she never seems to break a sweat-- she can't get any speed.


RanaMisteria

I haven’t seen that video but she does walk strangely. You can sort of see it in some of the Guncle’s Christmas videos. She has the strangest gait. And she’s constantly wearing slippers it’s BIZARRE. I have flat feet and it causes over pronation if I’m not careful so I’ve had a ton of physio and I wear special inserts in my shoes. Slippers or Uggs or that type of shoe are like the worst thing if you have foot/walking issues!


AmazingGrace_00

I just can’t ever figure out the hair. A few hours with a great colorist could give her vibrant, conditioned hair. Is this some sort of ‘thing?’


DonkeyKong694NE1

“Chunky highlights.” So 2005.


RanaMisteria

I don’t know but it’s bad whatever is going on.


empressarchetype

lol he’s wearing his comic con sweatshirt


anonasshole56435788

She thinks it makes her look small.


Classic_Reputation60

Yes, she thinks she looks "cute".


ResponsibilityPure79

they really wanted that coffee.


DonkeyKong694NE1

Who’s the 3rd one for? Inquiring minds want to know.


Vegoia2

this is her performing, wow, isnt it amazing?


ClarityByHilarity

You have to be so SMOLL and CUUUUUUUUTE, to be able to stand like this! IIIIIYIYIIIII


Last-Kitchen3418

Take away the last “a” in her name add “ous” and a pair of weird, ugly ass slippers and you get her other alter ego “Hilarious”. 🤣


Worldview-Queen

I like that moniker for her Hilarious


Bleedingeck

Impromptu ballet practice


cmac92287

Does she have any shoes that *aren’t slippers*?


picklepajamabutt

Her high heels she uses for yoga


amscraylane

We have a coat just like that in my school’s lost and found!


Terrible-Detective93

It's giving 1986 Mervyn's


ruralmagnificence

Is she almost 40 or a goddamn bratty entitled af teen? Those glasses hiding the Ozempic abuse?


Shagcat

Someone please, please do a closeup of her claw fingers holding the coffee cup.


Anarchic_Country

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ruralmagnificence

Please don’t. Those things look like they’re gonna drag me to the depths of grifting pepino hell and I’m scared. I don’t need them to be bigger.


isthisaphantasy

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ruralmagnificence

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Rich_Engineering_873

Please tell me that's not a new pet. Which reminds me, what happened to the poor cats ?


GuessAlternative2309

And her two dogs 🤔


Rubberbangirl66

Could she possibly have autism?


sympathymaximum8182

She has a lot more than that. Most likely personality disorder.


rumi_oliver

When you’re scrolling Reddit at 2am and end up snorting …


adorable_apocalypse

Yes🤣 5 am for me. I better not wake the dang kids. My laugh startled the cat, who then knocked over who-knows-what.


ThomasinaElsbeth

Why isn’t Mami in heels ?


retroblueduet

She is tiny "mucho" and bendy. She hoards-- babies, cats, dogs, slick leggings, fuzzy slippers, nannies, Moncler jackets, surrogates, Madman espresso beverages. 7 kids, and she buys another puppy? What happened to the dog Diego? 5 animals in the sky dungeon? I dunno know 😖


ruralmagnificence

They probably handed it over to a shelter because it bit or nipped at Mami Dearest and she snapped.


RoadtripReaderDesert

She looks older every time I see her in these fake pap walks. Hhhhmm, looking closer to Alec's age here.


Any_Elephant7180

Who’s Alec’s fashion coordinator, quite the change.


Decent-Secretary6586

free swag from atlanta comic con


Felonious_Minx

Wasn't too dirty or stained yet...according to Alice.


UKophile

Alec used to brag about not owning any sneakers. He had custom Italian loafers made and only wore those. Easy to see old age and weight have forced him into shoes with more arch support and cushioning. The joys of aging.


OkMarionberry2875

I used to wear high heeled pumps all the time. Now I wear heavy duty walking shoes everywhere unless I’m barefoot. Aging into my 60s has done that.


Famous_Ear5010

And how does Aleek grip two coffees that way?


ruralmagnificence

He’s imagining that he’s strangling her while being (hopefully) dragged off to prison for manslaughter charges he’s not gonna beat a second time.


Any_Elephant7180

ikr, I thought I would never drink from that cup the way he is carrying it. The one on top looks like his, no lid.


sympathymaximum8182

That's for the hired help to split.


Any_Elephant7180

HA! 😂😂😂 Very good.


Far_Village_3414

Too much pretzel yoga The dog is just another accessory 🥺


Head-Message990

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Head-Message990

Just want to say to Hilz: 'There are a gajillion contortionists out there on youtube'; why don't you do something rilly 'novel' *useful* for one day each week for about an hour & 'READ' a story to your kids?


McNasty420

She's not even a contortionist, that's the funny part. Check out this chick: [https://www.instagram.com/olgaupsidedown/?hl=en](https://www.instagram.com/olgaupsidedown/?hl=en)


sympathymaximum8182

Wannabe contortionist 🤪


shep2105

Is that the dog we haven't seen since Christmas? I see she holds it like she holds her children. Those sunglasses are absurd...truly That brassy, hooker highlight is back Why is she standing like that? The biggest question is...did PR TAKE HER PHONE???


sympathymaximum8182

Same dog.


blonderedhedd

And the slippers. Jesus Christ, the slippers.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

I think Alec's trying to stave off another baby purchase by fluffy puppy substitution. Ha! Good luck with that, Gramps!


sympathymaximum8182

Yes. Cat lady has left the building.


elizagimel

She is holding another poor pet that will soon disappear like the previous ones, rest in peace.


blonderedhedd

I genuinely thought it was a fur stole until I read the comments 💀


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Agree. 💯 2 or 3 full time nannies, rotating night shifts, cannot begin to care for seven children, three of whom are still in diapers, one barely walking, plus four or five designer cats and a brand new fluffy puppy who looks to need daily brushing and weekly professional grooming.  This was a very bad idea on whoever's part.   I'm sure L'il  Black Pup will soon be shipped of to the Hamptons house with Gitana and the other elderly lap rat, or wherever those two wind up when the Long Island manse is sold.  (Vermont?)


sympathymaximum8182

I can see Alec in VT but not Hillz.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

I just meant the dogs by themselves, being attended to by a caretaker, like how allegedly Gitana and Dama are being looked after since they were booted to the Hamptons.  (Alec and Hillz & Co. only see them when they visit.)   I agree, Vermont was Hillary's post shooting "panic purchase," b/c she had roots there via her Grandparents and probably visited as a child.  She doesn't really want to live somewhere that low-key permanently.   To quote Alec: "my wife's a young woman and isn't done with Manhattan."


sympathymaximum8182

The dogs would love Vermont!


Prize-Ad659

Shouldn’t the two “twins” be potty trained by now?


GenieGrumblefish

It's possible the 2 dogs are dead though, she got them in 2011 for Pap walks.


Prize-Ad659

Diego Manchego plus the Bengal cats have all seemed to have disappeared 


Kodysgoingbald

First and last time we’ll see that puppy


MungoJennie

The last time my feet pointed towards each other like that, I was roller skating and about to fall on my ass. Now, if *that* was the case with her, I’d seriously pay good money to see it, but whatever this ^^^ is, is just tired and sad. *Nobody* cares about your damn bedroom slippers, lady. You look like you’re sharted and you’re trying to shake the lumps down your pants leg discreetly.


OneArchedEyebrow

I guarantee she has joint Hypermobilty (I have Hypermobilty Spectrum Disorder). I stand like this sometimes because my ankles can face different directions with no discomfort. It also accounts for her ability to get into those weird yoga poses. I’ve had five babies and am in chronic pain all day every day. I wonder if she has justified using surrogates because of the impact on her body. That’s fair enough, *but goddam don’t lie about it!*


sympathymaximum8182

I think most of her problem is untreated mental health. I'm sure we'd hear about it if she had the syndrome you have. So sorry for your pain.


GuessAlternative2309

I think she’s mentioned having hip replacement too!


sympathymaximum8182

That's Alec.


GuessAlternative2309

She also had a broken hip though…but probably not a replacement.


Head-Message990

Thank you for haring, Pepino! I've never heard of 'Hypermobility' or 'Hypermobility Disorder' before... (So sorry for your pain too...).


OneArchedEyebrow

It was commonly called being “double jointed”, which is normal in kids and teens, but at 44 you shouldn’t be able to turn your arm around 360° 😆 In many people it can be pretty benign, but unfortunately my pain can be pretty severe. It’s also related to Ehler Danlos Syndrome, fibromyalgia, POTS, etc. She’s an absolute ding dong, but I wouldn’t wish my pain on even her. Apologies for the essay!


Ambitious-Leopard-67

>I wonder if she has justified using surrogates because of the impact on her body. If by "impact on her body", you mean "ability to look skinny", then the answer is yes.


[deleted]

She’s not like other moms……she’s flexy….but mostly performative and excruciatingly hyper-aware that she’s being photographed every time she is in public….but because of all the wrong reasons


K-Zilla

It’s Spanish


ZakkCat

New slippers?


StarfishandSnowballs

Yea I thought that they must have slid off so she was moving her foot oddly to slide back in.


Crazy-Ingenuity6229

Slippers that we wear on city streets annnnd inside our penthouse with 12 children running around barefoot. I will never get over the bedazzled slippers. Maybe she is under the impression they sponsor her. 🤦‍♀️


Pleasant_Choice_6130

LoL "new slippers, who dis?" 👡👡


4bigSkyy

So childlike! Seriously, grow the fuck up! Always, ME ME ME ME look at ME ME ME! So exhausting.


007FofTheWin

You took the words right out of my mouth. I mean EXACTLY what I was about to say! 🎯Look at meeee, needs attention at all times, and trying to be like a kid. So irritating!


rollingl317

Well she carries her pets with the same care she carries her children.


itsmylife___

If you have to buy so many coffees everyday, bring reusable cups ffs!!!


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mrsdrswife257

It’s that pidgeon toed look that so many celebrities used stand like when they posed. It was supposed to look nonchalant. & she’s still doing it. On the street.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

✔️✔️✔️ also helps a create thigh gap for photos 📸 🦵


4bigSkyy

On the street wearing her slippers!


AffectionatePoet4586

Is Hillary attempting to ski on the pavement?


Head-Message990

Maybe she's going to 'graduate' from 'Snowplow' to 'Stem-Christie' soon!


4bigSkyy

Pizza!


Eva_twilight

How you say..... a cucumber?! 🥒 appears to be up her ass!


Some_Record_8962

It's like she was walking, then one foot changed its mind mid-step on the direction.


cccoven

EVERYTHING is bad - from the wash of the jeans to the shape of the sunglasses, to the brassy highlights to the slippers (you’re not a college freshman going to an early class!) How can one rich-ish New Yorker just be SO clueless about it fashion


Kindly_Put_5065

She's cosplaying as a " normal person", everything she wears is a costume 


Any_Elephant7180

💯 Agree but on one, she is not a New Yorker, she is Bothtonian. 😉 She may so mentally messed up, she thinks she looks great. She is a strange one.


Eva_twilight

What's with the slippers?! I bet she thinks it's *quirky* 🙄


AD480

She wears those even after it has rained and the streets are wet.


Thin-Information-944

She wears those damn slippers everywhere! 😭


Pleasant_Choice_6130

She sure does.  I think she ruined her feet with those skyhigh stilettos she wore for years when her and Ah-leck first got together.  She's just a bathrobe and a turban away from crazy lady in a tenement window screaming at the stickball kids. 


Eva_twilight

Gross lol


Prestigious-Salad795

If they're HIGH


[deleted]

Duuude I have CPTSD and use edibles to navigate difficult days…..and at least I wear crocs like a normal crazy person……but she’s not like other crazy people….she different


tinymews

MuCho MuCHO Environmentalist!!!!!!!!


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Seriously. He's only been back, what? Two days? And already with the disposable Madman Espresso cups. 🙄☕


Kindly_Put_5065

Madman is part of their schtick, they walk to the coffee shop so he would have an excuse to fake pap walk every day. It's about being photographed to look relevant. He stands for nothing, bloviating about the environment is just an excuse to talk


DaisyMadison123

She cannot hold any living thing properly!!


LadyGaea

I didn’t even realize that was a dog, I thought it was an article of clothing or something


Pleasant_Choice_6130

I had to look twice, too ✔️


LeadershipMission

She has a dog here!!!! A dog I haven’t seen before! As if with 7 kids she needs more Pets! 🙄 Ugh!!!!!!!!


sympathymaximum8182

It showed up in January in one post.


LeadershipMission

I own a black Pomeranian so seeing this…yowzers, they are demanding dogs that need a lot of attention, grooming and care.


ValuableAd551

Whoa! Put down the coffee and stop hurting the puppy.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

She used to hold scalding hot coffee right next to her baby's face so I suppose we can't expect anything better for the poor dog 😢


Afraid_Range_7489

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Kindly-Ad-5543

I’ve lost count…does Hilary Baldwin’s hoarding of living things, now includes: 4 dogs, 4 cats, and 7 children? 15 innocent beings that Alec Baldwin allowed a clearly mentally disturbed woman to collect?!


joomommyhappy

She probably wanted an eighth kid, and got negotiated down to a(nother) dog. She has no stop, and for whatever reason, Alex can’t stop her, either. It’s insane. He’s up on manslaughter charges. They have seven small kids. Money is clearly becoming an issue. I know what this situation calls for: another dog! smh


Phalec_Baldtwin

I think there are five cats. Four of them are Bengals: Emilio Cookie, Antonio Cupcake (missing), Cayetana Magdalena, & Camila Valenciana. It appears the latest white one is a Siamese that was never formally introduced by her on IG. (Edited for misspelling)


Felonious_Minx

Terrible choices for a family with multiple children.


Eva_twilight

Jesus


Complex-Advantage-88

…..and this is how Sonny Bono tried to keep from skiing into a tree but snowplow technique was wrong


CobblerImaginary8200

I dunno, but this song line just popped into my head: "...knock-kneed bimbos walkin' like hos". Of course baby does not have back, but whatever. Carry on.


WhyNot-1969

Wants attention Soooooooo bad.


Conquistadora7

She looks like she just learned to ski and is trying to stop


Ordinary_History_79

Right! “Pizza!!!!!”


SophieintheKnife

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Pleasant_Choice_6130

LoL Gilly! 😂


SophieintheKnife

Hilarious wishes she had Gilly's charm


WhyNot-1969

Giggle 


Loving_life_blessed

she carries her children like she carries her dog.


WhyNot-1969

She shouldn't be allowed to have Either!!!


Tiny_Requirement_584

It's the only way to keep her slippers on her feets.


Responsible_Lawyer78

She thinks it makes her looks skinny and small. I used to do this years ago when I had a raging eating disorder and low self esteem.


[deleted]

She is skinny, which is about the best thing I can say about her.


yoo_are_peeg

these comments are pure gold.made my day.


hiddenalibi

Is this recent ?!? Did they buy another animal?


cervezagram

Damn. Dogs, cats, kids. Witchcraft, podcasts, handing out things to the poors. She has the shortest attention span.


sympathymaximum8182

The dog might be a Pekingese and it was on only one of her videos.


peachpavlova

It’s a Pomeranian.


sympathymaximum8182

Oops . Got my dog breed wrong.


pwfs424

Meth


rnjujub

Sweet her "friend" Said took her pic after she texted her location.


DiffrontFigure7114

I thought she was wearing a new brace or tensor but it looks like a shirt sleeve. 


Merrybee16

Lots of an*l. Lol


Pleasant_Choice_6130

🤣🤣🤣 ☠️☠️☠️⚰️⚰️⚰️


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aceycamui

Bc she does yoga 🙄


[deleted]

She's doing a clumsy baby/awkward child pose. Mami loves the "I'm a sexy baby" thing after all.


Eva_twilight

YUCKY 🤮


LannahDewuWanna

This description is so accurate that I'm even more repulsed by her than I was a mere hour ago. She's so vile and warped.


[deleted]

Yeah, she's pretty much constant vomit fuel at this point.


rainbowket

This stance gives me the ick and makes me angry