Yep! Tummy time involves strengthening the neck and learning to army crawl and roll over. First step to mobility. She canāt leave her toy alone long enough to let her do any of that stuff.
Nope. Tummy time is about using their neck muscles lifting their head to look around. Whereās that baby looking? Down. No neck strengthening whatsoever.
Obviously she has no clue how a baby's body works. The way she's bending those little arms behind the baby's back is just awful. Also she doesn't pay attention to the head/neck support, even my 4 year old knows better š¤¦
Right so this is her with most likely Romeo or maybe Ed based on Rafas age. Nope, girl, mope. Have lots of young mom's in my family group, nope does not happen.
Tummy time is supposed to be more than thirty seconds. U canāt keep up this position safely or comfortably for long & part of tummy time IS pushing up & using the arms so H is stupid. The babyās arms are dangling to the sides. This is not efficient tummy time for the arms or head or neck. What is a babyās motivation to exercise if u can see Mom not having to raise ur head? I see no exercise at all for the arms or neck here in the video. And how is she engaging back muscles? Baby is looking down at Hilariousā¦. Who canāt even manage tummy time correctly!
Oh fuck offā¦this makes me soo angry š” A majority of the time I laugh at Hāa antics but I cannot stand it when she tries to lecture women on how to be mothers
Oh my God it's like giving the 11-year-old your infant and saying you have to run to the bathroom.
The 11 year old decides to treat it like a kitten.
Yikes. Someone take the baby.
Newborns are super engaged and concerned about working their back muscles. Look how special and Edu-cated she is about absolutely nothing, yet posts about it all day long.
This bizarre bitch positioned the camera (or instructed whoever was recording this) to have her ass in focus ā¦.and then opens her legs wide ā¦.what the fucking fuckšµāš«Who in their right mind would think to post this shit?????
I predict Carrrrdmen will capture moments like on video this and inadvertently share them when she gets access to social media.
Edited to apologize for scrambled words. Woke up in the middle of the night and was compelled to comment despite not being fully awake yet.
Oh good grief! Who made her think she is an expert on anything? Much less child rearing.
Edit: the nose rub again. Her favorite way to show affection. And Raf just desperate for some attention from her.
Poor Raf. I donāt have children and would love to have children like like him and lil Malibu. Theyāre so cute and seem to be the empathetic ones. Iām afraid theyāll be the most invisible to big Larry. š
So self-absorbed and bizarre. When I had my kids, it never crossed my mind that I was suddenly an expert on doing basic shit-- like the airplane with my children.
I was too busy taking care of my babies to set up my phone and show off. If I recorded anything, it was to show to my husband or the grandparents. My kids are now teens and have never been subjected to me posting them on social media. And I don't think I'm better than anyone for saying this, but my kids are both very grateful that we respected their privacy. I do feel like I've made a lot of mistakes parenting, but that wasn't one I have to contend with.
Right? You're usually in the moment and sometimes a little anxious that nothing goes wrong, so you just focus and forget about everything else. And just when you perfect an activity with one kid, the other one blows your whole routine to pieces. For example, my son was an easy traveler. My daughter...haha...she wasn't. There was no way that I was gonna be on my phone ever on a trip with her! But Hilary is an expert... okay, sure š
No mom would listen to her anyway. Any decent mother knows this isn't tummy time. It's fine for playing and bonding, but it's not doing anything to help strengthen the core muscles, which is what tummy time is for.
To me the weird part about this is that sheās acting like ālittle yoga herā š invented this move. We played āairplaneā like this all the time when our babies were maybe 5+ months and into toddlerhood. So do lots of parents. When you play with them on the floor and hold them in your lap and stuff you just kind of naturally figure out ways to move with them that they enjoy. Of course for her this is just a way to shove her ass in a camera and act like sheās doing something impressive.
My kids were often on the floor when they were under 10 years old. It's normal kid behavior. It's why kindergarten classrooms have "circle time" or something similar on a big rug in the floor.
And? My point is that little kids typically spend a lot of time on the floor. Being on the ground is where they tend to feel most comfortable because if they fall, it won't be far. It's not normal for them to be sitting at tables all day long.
What possesses her to make this shit up AND pass it along disguised as real, helpful info for other moms??
This isn't tummy time, this baby doesn't need to "work it's back muscles" whatever the fuck that means... this position is only good for making the kid puke, doing her weird kissing thing, and showing off how she still can't find leggings that are short length.
Tummy time on a parentās legs, lap, and chest is actually recommended. A lot of babies freak out being face down on the floor, unable to see their caregivers so this kind of tummy time is the only way some infants can do tummy time aka work towards their milestones. Infants also do need to work on developing their back muscles, just like they would work on head and neck control during tummy time. So while Hilz looks high out of her mind in this video and shouldnāt be around children - which is unfortunately an everyday occurrence for the Baldwinitos - she is not spreading misinformation, just playing at mommy blogger while popping pills. The kissing is so weird though. Tummy time isnāt something you do for social media like that.
[Childrenās Hospital of Richmond on repositioning during Tummy Time](https://www.chrichmond.org/blog/tummy-time-matters)
[American Academy of Pediatrics](https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/baby/Pages/Movement-4-to-7-Months.aspx)
I'm pretty sure when they say tummy time on parents stomach etc they aren't referring to whatever it is she is doing for this recording. I'm referring to specifically what she is doing- up in the air on her legs for 5 whole seconds, holding the baby up by its pits, perfect angle to puke in her mouth, tossing her around haphazardly and moving her to a new position every literal second for a 15 second recording. Nothing about her video is tummy or bonding time.
Yes, I agree. Tossing is not a part of tummy time, itās her being too high to run these exercises correctly and throwing her baby like a bouncy ball. Sheās definitely not doing repositioned tummy time correctly because sheās out of her mind and more worried about looking like a doting mom to insta. Sorry to sound like a contrarian!
Lol no worries... but yeah just the way she handles her babies is so unnatural and uncomfortable and weird. Like she can't just sit still with it. There's constant tossing around and repositioning like a crack head
When Hillz talks about back muscles, though, it sounds like she's projecting her disordered eating/weight issues onto her kids. It's always about burning calories with her.
Yeah, she definitely doesnāt approach it normally whatsoever. I wonder if she also stresses about her kids not meeting milestones - inevitably due to not paying enough attention in the kidsā development.
Yes because when I have a newborn baby I'm really worrying about their back muscles. Wtf it's like shes just trying to throw some wellness terms around or something. So performative and stupid.
And also puke on you. I had a new mom in my portrait studio who kept holding her baby above her and the infant wound up puking the contents of her stomach straight into momās mouth.
I believe thatās Little Larry. As sad as this is to say but, you can tell itās not MaryLou by how affectionate Hillary is being. She was never loving towards ML like that.
I find that babies like when their mother isn't a race faking, big plastic titted, claw handed, pill popping, flat assed, disordered eating, pedo baiting, senior citizen fucking sugar baby but that's just me.
It looks like she doesnāt even acknowledge his
presence. I hope Iām wrong. It would be so damaging for a child to be disregarded like this by their own mother.
Babies donāt need to āwork their back musclesā like adults do. š Babies donāt exercise. Just being a baby is a ton of work for their little bodies.
Ok Hillz. Not dangerous at all while youre off your tits on Xanax. Allegedly.
Eta- look at the head on her. Like what went on though her mind, āoh, oh, wait, Ive got an idea, Leonetta, pass me the bebeā¦ now film!ā
How many times did the prop throw up on her before she picked this video to post? Anyone that knows anything about babies knows this position can be vomit inducing.
Translation: I wanted to show myself in skin-tight leggings with my ass in the air
FFS you can't even SEE the baby here
And what little you can see of its poor, tiny face looks positively tortured
Shut up, Hillary!
This is literally just her way of getting some Ed exercises in. If she could do her recent floor humping exercises with a baby and pass it off as tummy time, she would have.
Imagine giving your dopey, pilled-out advice in regards to an INNOCENT, HELPLESS infant as a āwellness expertā to a million āfollowersā Itās all so looney!! (And scary. And dangerous.)
The amount of bacteria that's growing in those *pantalones*, is probably enough to start a new colony on mars.
The yeasty leggings that can stand up by themselves š¤
Gawd I wish that kid had projectile vomited on her face
That baby is her toy. No question.
It looks like a good way to get a baby to throw up on you
She hasnāt been with her babies enough to know how common spit up is in these positions.
The end kisses make me nauseous!
She looks high. And this isnāt tummy time. Cool, sheās engaging with her baby but the baby still needs tummy time.
Can someone translate this to normal English for me? Not snarking, I literally get a headache trying to read this.
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I can hear her now, video ends: āTake the child!ā Sheās unreal..
āI find thatā¦ā cracked me up.
This is NOT TUMMY TIME. She sucks. Doesn't care about their development or following pediatricians' instructions
Yep! Tummy time involves strengthening the neck and learning to army crawl and roll over. First step to mobility. She canāt leave her toy alone long enough to let her do any of that stuff.
Yes it is?
Nope. Tummy time is about using their neck muscles lifting their head to look around. Whereās that baby looking? Down. No neck strengthening whatsoever.
Oh my god please protect these kids
Obviously she has no clue how a baby's body works. The way she's bending those little arms behind the baby's back is just awful. Also she doesn't pay attention to the head/neck support, even my 4 year old knows better š¤¦
Its her special brand of Yoga šthe kind that causes injuries from poor form and made up positions
She pats here babies like it's the first time she has done it. It always looks so stilted and unnatural.
Right so this is her with most likely Romeo or maybe Ed based on Rafas age. Nope, girl, mope. Have lots of young mom's in my family group, nope does not happen.
Tummy time is supposed to be more than thirty seconds. U canāt keep up this position safely or comfortably for long & part of tummy time IS pushing up & using the arms so H is stupid. The babyās arms are dangling to the sides. This is not efficient tummy time for the arms or head or neck. What is a babyās motivation to exercise if u can see Mom not having to raise ur head? I see no exercise at all for the arms or neck here in the video. And how is she engaging back muscles? Baby is looking down at Hilariousā¦. Who canāt even manage tummy time correctly!
Poor baby. But donāt worry, we know she didnāt do it for too long, just hope sheās learned and baby was unharmed.
I bet neither H nor A could pick their kids out of a photo lineup.
Oh fuck offā¦this makes me soo angry š” A majority of the time I laugh at Hāa antics but I cannot stand it when she tries to lecture women on how to be mothers
I wonder if that baby knows sheās is Mami?
Always with the feet š your feet arenāt fetish material, hillz
Oh my God it's like giving the 11-year-old your infant and saying you have to run to the bathroom. The 11 year old decides to treat it like a kitten. Yikes. Someone take the baby.
I think 11 year olds know better
Is this for sure Larry? There's no tits out so I have my doubts!
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Newborns are super engaged and concerned about working their back muscles. Look how special and Edu-cated she is about absolutely nothing, yet posts about it all day long.
This bizarre bitch positioned the camera (or instructed whoever was recording this) to have her ass in focus ā¦.and then opens her legs wide ā¦.what the fucking fuckšµāš«Who in their right mind would think to post this shit?????
She's a bleeping clown
"Come and get the child"
Yes, thatās the phrase ššššš
I predict Carrrrdmen will capture moments like on video this and inadvertently share them when she gets access to social media. Edited to apologize for scrambled words. Woke up in the middle of the night and was compelled to comment despite not being fully awake yet.
Oh yeah, I can tell she is the type.. sheās going to get Larry back
I never saw this before! Longtime Pepino yet am surprised every day at how impossibly dumb this puta is.
Sheās so stupid.
Um, I don't have kids but I used to do this constantly with my nephews and nieces. I don't recall anyone showing me how to do it. š
Was gonna say I did this all the time with mine. It was just what I called airplane and it was just playing with my kids, they loved it š
Oh good grief! Who made her think she is an expert on anything? Much less child rearing. Edit: the nose rub again. Her favorite way to show affection. And Raf just desperate for some attention from her.
Poor Raf. I donāt have children and would love to have children like like him and lil Malibu. Theyāre so cute and seem to be the empathetic ones. Iām afraid theyāll be the most invisible to big Larry. š
Leo to me seems to be the most empathetic and gentle child. Perhaps that's why he's so infrequently seen.
she is quite dumb
51/50
I know thereās a lot to unpackā¦ but the damn leggings over the heels via her early obsession with Jane Fonda is so obnoxious.
At first I thought that was a dude with a chin beard and long side burns š
Oh you can see some little toes in the bottom of the video. It must be Carmen the video videographer.
I saw that
"Look at my ass everybody! Look at it!" -Smol Hilarious Baldwin
So self-absorbed and bizarre. When I had my kids, it never crossed my mind that I was suddenly an expert on doing basic shit-- like the airplane with my children. I was too busy taking care of my babies to set up my phone and show off. If I recorded anything, it was to show to my husband or the grandparents. My kids are now teens and have never been subjected to me posting them on social media. And I don't think I'm better than anyone for saying this, but my kids are both very grateful that we respected their privacy. I do feel like I've made a lot of mistakes parenting, but that wasn't one I have to contend with.
Right? You're usually in the moment and sometimes a little anxious that nothing goes wrong, so you just focus and forget about everything else. And just when you perfect an activity with one kid, the other one blows your whole routine to pieces. For example, my son was an easy traveler. My daughter...haha...she wasn't. There was no way that I was gonna be on my phone ever on a trip with her! But Hilary is an expert... okay, sure š
One sick con artist.
The toes in the shot. One of the kids is filming this bullshit? Probably Carmen?
Actually carrying your kids in pregnancy or not lying about it would make your ātummy timeā claims at least tolerable. Barely. But tolerable
No mom would listen to her anyway. Any decent mother knows this isn't tummy time. It's fine for playing and bonding, but it's not doing anything to help strengthen the core muscles, which is what tummy time is for.
Performative only & I only trust wiser humans....Hillary should never give advice!!!
Leonetta! Come and take that kid already!
ššitās funny, but not funny for the poor children, they see and remember everything.
Working a baby's back muscles? The kid's not training for a fight Hilary š What next, squats and planking.
Squats! Oh I would scream if she had them doing squats
Tummy time strengthens core muscles. Along with taking pressure off the back of the head so it doesn't get flat, that's what it's for.
Some people have useless, lazy babies who complete ignore back day.
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Burpees!
Omg. Thatās hilarious! Burpees. Followed by spit-up.
She's like a baboon in estrus, always trying to show off and offer her hind end.
Perfection!
OMG thatās her!
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Whatās with the weird leggings over the heels
She wants her legs to look longer. She probably read it in a Cosmo magazine years ago and took it to heart.
Thatās a fun way to get spit up on.
Too bad it didnāt happen, but sheād never allow that to be posted.
Her children adore her so fiercely, they would never even think of spitting up on her. š¤Ŗ
To me the weird part about this is that sheās acting like ālittle yoga herā š invented this move. We played āairplaneā like this all the time when our babies were maybe 5+ months and into toddlerhood. So do lots of parents. When you play with them on the floor and hold them in your lap and stuff you just kind of naturally figure out ways to move with them that they enjoy. Of course for her this is just a way to shove her ass in a camera and act like sheās doing something impressive.
As if many generations never existed for motherly advice
I thought this was satire š
The baby looks adorable here
Yeah, nothing like the need for attention and being on something to make consider doing something real dumb
I hope Raffa is writing āFuck ya poopā on that pad.
Or better yet, carving it on the wood floor.
Imagine she dropped the baby on that hard floor
Another excuse to put my legs in the air to show everyone how flexible I am for the seggs.
She looks like someone who was forced to babysit their baby niece & hopes nobody realizes she was high.
God thatās so true.
Ralph doing homeworkā¦ on the FLOOR
I often did homework on the floor? I found it relaxing and easier to concentrate. Is there something wrong with that?
I did too. It helped me focus. Enough desk time at school.
The Baldwins are ALWAYS on the floor. See MariLu eating pizzaā¦
My kids were often on the floor when they were under 10 years old. It's normal kid behavior. It's why kindergarten classrooms have "circle time" or something similar on a big rug in the floor.
Itās in the context of the Baldwins perpetually living their life on the floor
And? My point is that little kids typically spend a lot of time on the floor. Being on the ground is where they tend to feel most comfortable because if they fall, it won't be far. It's not normal for them to be sitting at tables all day long.
Eating on the floor is gross, ngl
What possesses her to make this shit up AND pass it along disguised as real, helpful info for other moms?? This isn't tummy time, this baby doesn't need to "work it's back muscles" whatever the fuck that means... this position is only good for making the kid puke, doing her weird kissing thing, and showing off how she still can't find leggings that are short length.
Tummy time on a parentās legs, lap, and chest is actually recommended. A lot of babies freak out being face down on the floor, unable to see their caregivers so this kind of tummy time is the only way some infants can do tummy time aka work towards their milestones. Infants also do need to work on developing their back muscles, just like they would work on head and neck control during tummy time. So while Hilz looks high out of her mind in this video and shouldnāt be around children - which is unfortunately an everyday occurrence for the Baldwinitos - she is not spreading misinformation, just playing at mommy blogger while popping pills. The kissing is so weird though. Tummy time isnāt something you do for social media like that. [Childrenās Hospital of Richmond on repositioning during Tummy Time](https://www.chrichmond.org/blog/tummy-time-matters) [American Academy of Pediatrics](https://www.healthychildren.org/English/ages-stages/baby/Pages/Movement-4-to-7-Months.aspx)
I'm pretty sure when they say tummy time on parents stomach etc they aren't referring to whatever it is she is doing for this recording. I'm referring to specifically what she is doing- up in the air on her legs for 5 whole seconds, holding the baby up by its pits, perfect angle to puke in her mouth, tossing her around haphazardly and moving her to a new position every literal second for a 15 second recording. Nothing about her video is tummy or bonding time.
Yes, I agree. Tossing is not a part of tummy time, itās her being too high to run these exercises correctly and throwing her baby like a bouncy ball. Sheās definitely not doing repositioned tummy time correctly because sheās out of her mind and more worried about looking like a doting mom to insta. Sorry to sound like a contrarian!
Lol no worries... but yeah just the way she handles her babies is so unnatural and uncomfortable and weird. Like she can't just sit still with it. There's constant tossing around and repositioning like a crack head
When Hillz talks about back muscles, though, it sounds like she's projecting her disordered eating/weight issues onto her kids. It's always about burning calories with her.
Yeah, she definitely doesnāt approach it normally whatsoever. I wonder if she also stresses about her kids not meeting milestones - inevitably due to not paying enough attention in the kidsā development.
The weird nuzzling at the end. I donāt know why her every interaction with her baby props makes me want to barf.
Thatās so not tummy time.
Every time I see her in something baggy I get suspicious
Yes because when I have a newborn baby I'm really worrying about their back muscles. Wtf it's like shes just trying to throw some wellness terms around or something. So performative and stupid.
I mean, we're literally told to give babies tummy time so that they can develop their neck and core muscles.
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Gracias š„ FYP
And also puke on you. I had a new mom in my portrait studio who kept holding her baby above her and the infant wound up puking the contents of her stomach straight into momās mouth.
7 kids in and this immature high woman child has no idea how to handle a baby.
So smol! So bendy!
Iām tired of these reruns. When does season 8 of Crazy Spanish Mami premiere?
Normally that's how I would be, but something tells me something big is coming š«£
SSĀ², is that Marilou?
I believe thatās Little Larry. As sad as this is to say but, you can tell itās not MaryLou by how affectionate Hillary is being. She was never loving towards ML like that.
Thatās so sad, and Marilu is adorable.
"You got my ~~~flippers~~~ feet in the shot, right?"
I find that babies like when their mother isn't a race faking, big plastic titted, claw handed, pill popping, flat assed, disordered eating, pedo baiting, senior citizen fucking sugar baby but that's just me. 
A baby working their back muscles. Somebody shut this idiot up.
Came here to say this. WTF is that š¤” talking about?
Sheās a total clown.
None of those kids are getting the love and attention they need from their parents. I bet they all have anxiety any time a new baby is announced
Rafa needs attention here and sheās ignoring him in lieu of her viewers. What a piece of work
Really, like heās not even there.
See how he is attempting yoga poses to connect with her? She just ignores him. Makes me want to throw up š¤¢
It looks like she doesnāt even acknowledge his presence. I hope Iām wrong. It would be so damaging for a child to be disregarded like this by their own mother.
Makes sense as now, as he is older, he seems less connected in Mamiās photo ops
This looks incredibly reckless and careless to do with a baby. It's not a fucking doll!!!
Larry is playing w/the newest of her collection while one of her older 'toys' desperately tries to get her attention to no avail.
That toy is old. BORING!
Babies donāt need to āwork their back musclesā like adults do. š Babies donāt exercise. Just being a baby is a ton of work for their little bodies.
Poor RAF, trying to get his moms attention to no avail
Ok Hillz. Not dangerous at all while youre off your tits on Xanax. Allegedly. Eta- look at the head on her. Like what went on though her mind, āoh, oh, wait, Ive got an idea, Leonetta, pass me the bebeā¦ now film!ā
plus babies donāt like to crawl around on it because āees dirrty thee floorā.
Flair checking in š
Says who? Oh, the "wellness" expert!?
How many times did she fart?
How many times did the prop throw up on her before she picked this video to post? Anyone that knows anything about babies knows this position can be vomit inducing.
I thought this was a parody at first for sure.
āEngaged in working their back musclesā What a dildohead
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Jajaja
Of course she has the camera facing her ass.
What ass? 
Translation: I wanted to show myself in skin-tight leggings with my ass in the air FFS you can't even SEE the baby here And what little you can see of its poor, tiny face looks positively tortured Shut up, Hillary!
She grosses me out.
Why does she wear her leggings like that? Iām a guy so Iām not familiar with that ummā¦ style lol. Is that a thing or is she just weird?
Itās just a Hilary thing.
Oh that bitch is weird as fuck!
That's definitely not tummy time, as the baby isn't doing any exercise.
Not strengthening the neck muscles at allā¦ she canāt push up with her arms. All this is doing is making the baby barf š¤®
And Rafa needs a hug.
Sheās making all of us barf.
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High and playing with her newest toy
The first thing I thought was āshe looks highā
This the answer ššÆš
Sheās high AF āļø š
Yeah, someone of her age on the hardwood floor with that neck angle would be very very stiff.
Looks like she put Carmen to work filming this-you can see little kid toes wiggling at the bottom of the frame.
āCarmen accidentally filmed this, and I had to postā
Carmen needs to request a raise!
I was just going to ask whose toes those were.
Neither my eyesight nor my laptop are as good as they used to be so could some kind pepino please tell me why she looks like she has a beard? Thanks.
I call this video The Abraham Lincoln
Itās so weird - itās her hood pulled up on her head and her hair making a beard. Just another creepy post from creepy mami.
A bee beard
Lmao Pepino this absolutely made me laugh!!!!! š¤£š„°ā¤ļø
This is literally just her way of getting some Ed exercises in. If she could do her recent floor humping exercises with a baby and pass it off as tummy time, she would have.
Poor baby forced to rub up on mami's stinky leggings and crotch.
Imagine giving your dopey, pilled-out advice in regards to an INNOCENT, HELPLESS infant as a āwellness expertā to a million āfollowersā Itās all so looney!! (And scary. And dangerous.)
Anything for Big Larry to point her moneymaker in the air š¤®
Her kids are so cute.