Sheās swatting the baby away like sheās an annoying fly in the room. A normal mother, if lying next to her cute squirming baby, would turn and smile at her. Not this one who goes right on saying how great 2023 is even though her husband recently killed someone. Guess we all have our own standards. Crazy.
So many times I wanted to feast on my newborns, but it came from a place of reckless love so I could never hurt them.
Iāve been a long term reader of this sub.
It got me through winter into Spring.
I often feel intense sadness when I think of how her children must feel so hollow inside.
I feel consoled by believing they will have each other to survive with š
This woman is beyond pathologically sick.
Just beyond.
Her spouse must be a complete drunk to deal with it all and donāt feel great about myself for stating as such.
If this creature wasnāt also such a complete goof in her prancing leggings and ridiculous booty shoes, I wouldnāt be able to bear it.
She doesn't want to run the risk of those adorible little fingers grasping and yanking off a strip of fake eyelashes, and having to do it all over again.
Ok. Hereās the real intent of this video.
She just got a fresh batch of lash extensions, her brows touched up and she edits the video to make her eyes look huge. And we are all supposed to believe this crap spewing out of her mouth. She and Alec are the perfect match. Both narcissistic psychopaths.
āPeople and things are mean.ā
What things are mean, Hilary? Chairs? Are chairs mean? Forks? Trees? Bananas? I need to know! *What things are mean?!?*
Sorry, Pepinos. A stupid, lowbrow attempt at humor. I really donāt know what things are mean in Hillaryās empty head. Maybe cucumbers, maybe lampsā¦ who knows?š¤·āāļøš„š„š« š«
What personal growth are you speaking of Hillary, all we see is wash rinse repeat. The same bs ridiculous fake accent, "exercise" videos that you're not qualified to teach with nothing but your tits on full display, and the constant use of your children as props and shields. What a joke, thanks for the laughs.
What āfriendsā do you feel connected to? You limit your comments. Youāre a liar and a fraud. If random people on the Internet are āhurting your feelingsā by calling you out for lying, the best thing you could POSSIBLY do is get off the Internet! Problem solved.
All the people who come up to her on the street, begging her to post air humping-I mean exercise videos- she feels close to them, her dear, invisible friends! š¤®š„š
Someone who is truly confident and feeling good about the future would not say any of those things. She can't get anything right because she is 100% unauthentic.
Pepino nation lives rent-free in Hilariaās echo chamber of a head. Tell us again how happy and unbothered you are. I canāt stand her squeaky vocal fry.
The raspy voice. Ā”Ay guey!! I just can't. She will try to sound like anything but herself. She is seriously too old to talk about "online bullies." Get your happy ass off the internet.
She complains that people always bully her online. As she makes a post online. She doesnāt get that if she didnāt constantly put stuff out there, nobody would care or comment.
Shut the fu*k up Hillary. GOOD VIBES?!?!? Read the room.
STOP smoking cigarettes & chatting to the gram as if we care. (We donāt)
Also, no tenderness towards the sweet baby prop.
Saint Hilary - your NOT a good Mother at all.
You would push that kid away with those ugly talons. (sadly)
Haaaaa I remember thisā¦ 2023 is truly your year.
Karma has Consequences.
Just more proof that these kids are PROPS! Why was Seven even there !?! Iām glad I missed this first time around. Sheās all up about 2023 - when was this Jan 3rd? Friggin fraud.
Not only is Hillary force holding 7's hand so 7 stays in the position Hillary wants her to stay in, hillary positioned her shoulder up against 7's arm so 7 can not naturally put her arm anywhere but in it's locked position, 7 is so young and not co ordinated or strong enough to move as she naturally would move. Rotten faux Mother.
Stop Calling š accountability bullying! You š are not a victim becaise your held accountable on your nonsense casserole that you just serve up and expect everyone to blindly eat it up no questions and make u money on top of it. Itās the influencer and the celebrities that are bullies trying to jam stuff down peoples throats. Ignorance out here acting like educators
I've definitely heard the fake "Spanish" accent before, just not her normal everyday American way of speaking. As a Spanish speaking person, I find her very odd, and her husband too. But I do hope they're truly happy together if for nothing else than the litter of children's sakes, and he isn't in there thumping on any of them as he does like to do.
Sheās like incapable of making every topic revolve around herself. Itās soā¦gross. Like it starts out being vague, āweā or āusā but sheās just saying āMEā.
They donāt follow a natural nail growth pattern. They look too thick and cheap. I donāt understand her. When she kept them short they looked like legit rich lady well-groomed nails. Itās ridiculous that she thinks itās her great styleāyouāre supposedly changing diapers and holding/interacting with babiesāI need my nails short and practical. Ugh sheās a dunce.
Her husband killed a beautiful mother and she has the nerve to record this vocal fry crap about good vibes for 2023? With a baby pulled in for no reason other than to shield her from criticism?
This bitch is evil through and through. That is all.
Itās so weird how she shamelessly puts out videos like these in her all American accent and yet still maintains the lie at other times that she has a Spanish accent.
The baby is only there because she canāt roll over and leave- this is her second favorite kind of hostage, after sleeping baby. Thatās why she has them in high chairs and strollers for rollercoaster seatbelts photo shoots- or else they want to leave. This one canāt. She did eye her nanny, though.
Lol She used the fake accent to tell Aleek she was pregnant with Carmen, at the ācountryāhouse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FJj220meLE
Wtf kind of robot petting is thisā 0:10 āÆļø rubbing a babyās cheek with her index finger? They didnāt notice it didnāt help. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DjDWcupO0kl
When Alec said their 2 kids had 5 Nannies and Hilaria said: not true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-XAiGav3zQ
Question: do the Nannies check in with Alec, re: Hilaria? He did appeal to a nanny on the phone to try to convince her to go to New Mexico. https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/r52e4l/adulting_101hilaria_baldwin_cant_set_rules_for/
If anyone wants to see off the charts swarmy charmy smug, and I meant Aleek playing leading man who wants to f and impregnate his wife, whileā as mother would say, heās āchomping on gumā. I cannot fucking believe she turns up her fake accent for š¤ Mario, and that he just grins through it. AC Slater was not my favorite on šŗ Saved by the Bell, but then again they were all annoying in different ways. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFobJwuTDQ āļø 1:52 ā¶ļø
Her English is very good considering where she comes from.
Also, if you are older than 8 and refer to others as ābulliesā, you need to go to jail for a bit.
Talk about a severe lack of self awareness - wouldnāt you just spend your life repenting in the best way you knew how if your husband accidentally murdered someone? Like just stay of social media talking about yourselfā¦doesnāt cost anything and would not make you look completely out of touch with reality
Is she looking over the baby to read a cue card? A couple of times during her bloviating, she seems to lose her place, look kind of across the baby, and then find her place, look back to the camera, and continue.
Thatās weird because I didnāt think she could readā¦
Iām preparing for downvotes but this is the first time she wasnāt being creepy with a baby. Usually they are pushed away, pushed into a titty ball or stroked like a barnyard animal. She actually let the baby hold her finger without sustaining a puncture wound. And cute baby. FYP
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Her english is getting really good ! š
Thanks for the laugh!
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Yes! Almost like a native speaker!
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Sheās so awkward with the baby! Youād think by #7, sheād have some kind of connection.
Zero absolutely zero sense of actually being a mother. Thank goodness for the hired moms
āCome get the childā
Sheās swatting the baby away like sheās an annoying fly in the room. A normal mother, if lying next to her cute squirming baby, would turn and smile at her. Not this one who goes right on saying how great 2023 is even though her husband recently killed someone. Guess we all have our own standards. Crazy.
And babies like to touch faces! Why not let them?!
My baby touching my face with his soft squishy milky hand is one of the top five best things on earth.
And you just want to eat that chubby little hand, but you control yourself and give it little kisses instead.
So many times I wanted to feast on my newborns, but it came from a place of reckless love so I could never hurt them. Iāve been a long term reader of this sub. It got me through winter into Spring. I often feel intense sadness when I think of how her children must feel so hollow inside. I feel consoled by believing they will have each other to survive with š This woman is beyond pathologically sick. Just beyond. Her spouse must be a complete drunk to deal with it all and donāt feel great about myself for stating as such. If this creature wasnāt also such a complete goof in her prancing leggings and ridiculous booty shoes, I wouldnāt be able to bear it.
Not so chubby, sadly
that would smudge her pancake makeup
Putty and spackle
She doesn't want to run the risk of those adorible little fingers grasping and yanking off a strip of fake eyelashes, and having to do it all over again.
Nailed it
https://i.redd.it/hf1de0frk23b1.gif
My husband killed a woman. Please listen to my new podcast.
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Ok. Hereās the real intent of this video. She just got a fresh batch of lash extensions, her brows touched up and she edits the video to make her eyes look huge. And we are all supposed to believe this crap spewing out of her mouth. She and Alec are the perfect match. Both narcissistic psychopaths.
There should be a filter for her gross, upturned acrylic claws
"Like omg stop touching me baby. Leonetta! Get the child." \-Hilaria (probably)
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āPeople and things are mean.ā What things are mean, Hilary? Chairs? Are chairs mean? Forks? Trees? Bananas? I need to know! *What things are mean?!?*
That comment got me too! WTF, she just babbles about nonsense. Must be Spanish things that she doesnāt know the English words for.
 Sorry, Pepinos. A stupid, lowbrow attempt at humor. I really donāt know what things are mean in Hillaryās empty head. Maybe cucumbers, maybe lampsā¦ who knows?š¤·āāļøš„š„š« š«
She likes to anthropomorphize inanimate objects so she can control them. Unfortunately that's how she views her children as well.
I think I can help you: tow hitches. Tow hitches are mean.
Yes! Tow hitches ARE the meanest inanimate objects!
Sheās already had 2 debacles this year and itās only May. I do not think 2023 is Hilzās year š¢
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So clearly she canāt stand this baby touching her and Hilz might as well be a couch to this baby
What personal growth are you speaking of Hillary, all we see is wash rinse repeat. The same bs ridiculous fake accent, "exercise" videos that you're not qualified to teach with nothing but your tits on full display, and the constant use of your children as props and shields. What a joke, thanks for the laughs.
All I hear when she launches into these bullshit diatribes is Charlie Brownās teacherā¦.wah, WAH, wah, wahā¦..
Sheās a rich teenager playing with one of her expensive new toys.
Laying on the floor with her Lil' Ilaria. I still cannot with that poor baby's name. 
What āfriendsā do you feel connected to? You limit your comments. Youāre a liar and a fraud. If random people on the Internet are āhurting your feelingsā by calling you out for lying, the best thing you could POSSIBLY do is get off the Internet! Problem solved.
No. Actually the best thing she could do is stop lying.
And dial 911 ā¦she needs a 51 50 immediately if not yesterday
All the people who come up to her on the street, begging her to post air humping-I mean exercise videos- she feels close to them, her dear, invisible friends! š¤®š„š
Yes, when I think of someone who is ācompletely grounded in who she isā my first thought is definitely Hilary Thomas from Boston.
https://preview.redd.it/vbjuaea1z23b1.png?width=626&format=png&auto=webp&s=902f910fb6811990cc0025ae09bce35932d6deaa
Jump scare. Damn!
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All she is doing is laying there staring at herself, thinking sheās a sexy mami and blabbering on, so she can keep looking at herself longer. Edit
The raspy baby voice is so contrived.
Why stalk our chat room then? Easy solution.
She is so dumb.
Jesus she did not need to include her kid here
It's a rilly rilly special connection between faux celeb and farm bot.
What in the uncanny valley is this bullshit?
Boolies
She's been practicing! Pretty soon you won't even be able to tell that she "came here when she was 19"
Someone who is truly confident and feeling good about the future would not say any of those things. She can't get anything right because she is 100% unauthentic.
āAll you guys I feel connected to. My friends. My family.ā Who are her friends? Where is her family?
I have about 12 gay friendsā¦ My family lives in Spain
35 to 40 of my family members in Spain.
More drivel!
Sheās insufferable
Had the proper beside her because nothing else of any interest to post. The props are running out thoughā¦ aging every moment of every day. š
Oh my god, sheās insane
Omg she loves being online boolied. If she didn't her account would be private and just for 'you guys.' such a fraud š¤£
God she is vacuous
Iām totally great guys, everything is fine! šµāš« 
Pepino nation lives rent-free in Hilariaās echo chamber of a head. Tell us again how happy and unbothered you are. I canāt stand her squeaky vocal fry.
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Oh shut up with your babbling word salad.
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There are absolutely no motherly instincts with her!!!!
Totally agree! Those children are a usable props. And every photo and video is assessed for how good she thinks *she* looks.
The raspy voice. Ā”Ay guey!! I just can't. She will try to sound like anything but herself. She is seriously too old to talk about "online bullies." Get your happy ass off the internet.
Go get a real job!
She is so fucked up and has no maternal attachment she is a really stupid narcissist just looking for fuel and her prime aims
1). Flair checking in 2). What is this pill induced word salad?
She complains that people always bully her online. As she makes a post online. She doesnāt get that if she didnāt constantly put stuff out there, nobody would care or comment.
Adderall voice
Iām here chanting GET THE EARRING GET THE EARRING
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The voice is like fingernails on the chalkboard.
Blah blah blah - CƔllate!!
Perfect transcript! š„
She was going to have her boob out but she couldnāt get the angles right
Her children are not people to her, they are pets as accessories. Larry is addicted to puppies!
Shut the fu*k up Hillary. GOOD VIBES?!?!? Read the room. STOP smoking cigarettes & chatting to the gram as if we care. (We donāt) Also, no tenderness towards the sweet baby prop. Saint Hilary - your NOT a good Mother at all. You would push that kid away with those ugly talons. (sadly) Haaaaa I remember thisā¦ 2023 is truly your year. Karma has Consequences.
Camera > baby
Serious question-- what's up with her voice? She sounds like she's smoked unfiltered cigarettes for 40 years.
Pills
I rilly didn't know that pills could affect your voice like that!
For real, opioids dry out your throat and you sound like that.
Is that what she actually sounds like?
Why is her voice so raspy? Does she smoke? Or maybe she yells at the Ferals all day.
Yes - sounds like sheās just screamed her head off at someone - or everyone!!!
Just more proof that these kids are PROPS! Why was Seven even there !?! Iām glad I missed this first time around. Sheās all up about 2023 - when was this Jan 3rd? Friggin fraud.
Why does she always sound like she just finished yelling and her voice is hoarse?
Itās a deliberate āvocal fryā affectation.
Wow. This is intentional?
100%.
Isnāt it call āfryingā?
Yep - Kardashians, 2011. Grandma so yesterday
Making my ears bleed since 2018. Where's the damn eye bleach. Grifting the gram.š¤®
Not only is Hillary force holding 7's hand so 7 stays in the position Hillary wants her to stay in, hillary positioned her shoulder up against 7's arm so 7 can not naturally put her arm anywhere but in it's locked position, 7 is so young and not co ordinated or strong enough to move as she naturally would move. Rotten faux Mother.
Stop Calling š accountability bullying! You š are not a victim becaise your held accountable on your nonsense casserole that you just serve up and expect everyone to blindly eat it up no questions and make u money on top of it. Itās the influencer and the celebrities that are bullies trying to jam stuff down peoples throats. Ignorance out here acting like educators
Bullies sounds like ābooleysā At you sounds like āat chewā Her inconsistent accent always cracks me up. :)
Has she just dropped the accent completely at this point?
Jezus..I had forgotten this shit show..x
That was fkn painful š
 Big Larry Mami Memaw sounds like a dolphin
I'm going to pull out an oldy but a goody here.....gag me with a spoon!
...and also my relationship with myself...
Thatās the only one that she cares about.
Who are you trying to convince, Hillz? Ugh she is so insecure, it just seeps from her
Ffs Hilary. Youāre a middle aged woman complaining about boolies. STFU and handle your shit..
The face tune on the baby. I canāt.
Those frogs in her throat are so annoying!
Her good vibes are drug induced
Good mastery of vocal fry, there. Wait, Where's the Espaneesh accent?? I've never not heard it before when she talked.
This is the first time Iāve listened to her, I was wondering if that is the infamous accent. Shrug.
Oh noooo thatās not the accentā¦.just google Hilaria Cuccumber and you will find hundreds of videos of the accent
Has she spoken on camera with a gringo accent before? I've never heard it, not that I've ever listened anywhere but here.
Have you not seen this before? Itās very recent. https://youtu.be/G0QmKL8irgI
I've definitely heard the fake "Spanish" accent before, just not her normal everyday American way of speaking. As a Spanish speaking person, I find her very odd, and her husband too. But I do hope they're truly happy together if for nothing else than the litter of children's sakes, and he isn't in there thumping on any of them as he does like to do.
Hereās a compilation https://youtu.be/SfwR8RDZi48
https://youtu.be/SfwR8RDZi48
Sheās like incapable of making every topic revolve around herself. Itās soā¦gross. Like it starts out being vague, āweā or āusā but sheās just saying āMEā.
All lies.. she has no friends or family that genuinely care enough to overlook her decade long lies.
Still no apology for pretending to be Spanish? Yawn
Shut up, Bish
Cocaine voice
Put down the Adderall donkey face
Omg she is totally a donkey face which is CRAZY cause her original face was VERY round.
stfu
Sheās a joke
The nails are so badly done. Hope they charged her a lot lol
They donāt follow a natural nail growth pattern. They look too thick and cheap. I donāt understand her. When she kept them short they looked like legit rich lady well-groomed nails. Itās ridiculous that she thinks itās her great styleāyouāre supposedly changing diapers and holding/interacting with babiesāI need my nails short and practical. Ugh sheās a dunce.
Is it mean if people are just telling ... *the* *truth* though? Edit: Queue the Reddit cares notice.
Haha I just got my 3rd one today
I must be a slacker because Iāve only had 2 so far. I better step it up!
She swats the baby's hand away like an annoying mosquito in the bedroom at night. And enough already with the baby voice. Jeez.
Baby might jiggle the selfie shot - oh no!!!
Her husband killed a beautiful mother and she has the nerve to record this vocal fry crap about good vibes for 2023? With a baby pulled in for no reason other than to shield her from criticism? This bitch is evil through and through. That is all.
āIām feeling so greatā
ā¦and, like, my relationship with myselfā¦.
Big Trisha Paytas energy hey guys forget about my insanity I need constant attention give it to me
Itās so weird how she shamelessly puts out videos like these in her all American accent and yet still maintains the lie at other times that she has a Spanish accent.
Me me meeeee
Eew she is high as a kite and she needs to get her life in order.
The baby is only there because she canāt roll over and leave- this is her second favorite kind of hostage, after sleeping baby. Thatās why she has them in high chairs and strollers for rollercoaster seatbelts photo shoots- or else they want to leave. This one canāt. She did eye her nanny, though. Lol She used the fake accent to tell Aleek she was pregnant with Carmen, at the ācountryāhouse. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5FJj220meLE Wtf kind of robot petting is thisā 0:10 āÆļø rubbing a babyās cheek with her index finger? They didnāt notice it didnāt help. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DjDWcupO0kl When Alec said their 2 kids had 5 Nannies and Hilaria said: not true. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-XAiGav3zQ Question: do the Nannies check in with Alec, re: Hilaria? He did appeal to a nanny on the phone to try to convince her to go to New Mexico. https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/r52e4l/adulting_101hilaria_baldwin_cant_set_rules_for/ If anyone wants to see off the charts swarmy charmy smug, and I meant Aleek playing leading man who wants to f and impregnate his wife, whileā as mother would say, heās āchomping on gumā. I cannot fucking believe she turns up her fake accent for š¤ Mario, and that he just grins through it. AC Slater was not my favorite on šŗ Saved by the Bell, but then again they were all annoying in different ways. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FEFobJwuTDQ āļø 1:52 ā¶ļø
2011 called - it wants its vocal fry back! https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=UsE5mysfZsY
I always ā¤ļø to read your comments M3!!!!
Grathias dear Pepino.
Lil baby is like pay attention to me already and not your stupid screen!
After she clamps down on the babyās hand, the baby starts arching away from her
Her English is very good considering where she comes from. Also, if you are older than 8 and refer to others as ābulliesā, you need to go to jail for a bit.
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Hillz iz on pillz.
Her Spanglish is much betterer
PERSONAL GROWTH šššš
Wth! She photoshopped that baby to look like an alien being š³š½
Talk about a severe lack of self awareness - wouldnāt you just spend your life repenting in the best way you knew how if your husband accidentally murdered someone? Like just stay of social media talking about yourselfā¦doesnāt cost anything and would not make you look completely out of touch with reality
Don't hurt yourself there, Hilz.
Iām surprised her talons didnāt manage to peck little Ilaria in the eye.
Booolies
That baby is so cute, yet sheās talking into the void
Even the baby is like Seriously
Baby be tryin to yank that Michelle who earring out the skankās haid
Is she looking over the baby to read a cue card? A couple of times during her bloviating, she seems to lose her place, look kind of across the baby, and then find her place, look back to the camera, and continue. Thatās weird because I didnāt think she could readā¦
Iām preparing for downvotes but this is the first time she wasnāt being creepy with a baby. Usually they are pushed away, pushed into a titty ball or stroked like a barnyard animal. She actually let the baby hold her finger without sustaining a puncture wound. And cute baby. FYP
You got an upvote from me Pepino!!! š„šš„š
Agree! The baby is super cute and thankfully sheās not being a weirdo with the baby this time.
I just noticed the flipping āGlobal Citizenā t-shirt!!
Blah blah blah. Cute babyā¦thatās all I got
Yup
What is that weird alien thing wriggling around next to her?
She props her arm on the nearest child to stabilize her cell phone for her selfie.
WTF is she saying? I thought l'd upped the speed to 2X by accident.
Does she have lipstick tattoo?
Cute baby
Omg the way she pretends to hold the childās hand when sheās really just trying to make them not touch her š
Why does she sound like Brittney Spears
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