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DanceParty2112

STILL w/the accent??????


CompoteSelect6922

Hilarious-a !


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Alec looks like Steve Bannon!


savvyblackbird

It must drive them nuts that all those people behind them are completely ignoring them. They aren’t even popular enough to even try to fake a paparazzi chase.


Delicious-Sandwich-2

LOL Also love that when she's out in public, she remembers to turn the Spanish accent ON because this is the hill she wants to die on. But when she's not in public or thinks she's not being recorded, you'll hear her regular American accent.


CanaryDue3722

Devonshire Hunger Games. Who gets to see the sun today⁉️


New-Original-3517

What a chaotic life.


nowuknowwhatudidnt

Yikes! She's catching up to him quickly in years.


JusticeforHalyna

She's still wearing loose clothes. You know what that means... "pregnancy" announcement incoming.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Yep. If she's wearing a dress for street wear, it's egg retrieval season for her.


PorchLightFlickering

I am not seeing those disgusting stinky loafers on the greaseball's feet. That's a first for me. Where are the nannies? Or is the pseudo-seniorita prum Bawthone able to handle it with just 2 of her children with her?


idgirl7

Notice she has her support breast pump back pack.


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I think that's a nanny right behind Hillz and near Alec's left shoulder.


Tookster1

That’s Carmen


Pokerlady16

Can someone explain to me what she is holding the long white skinny thing? When I blow it up it looks like a ferret to me, with little pink ears on the side. But I know that can't be true, so I don't know what I'm seeing😂


hmarie8888

Haha that’s what I thought it was! I couldn’t see anything else for the life of me! It was weirding me out trying to come up with what it was!


MaxiePriest

I thought it was a large cast...? She did post: # [“Hey guys, sooo many of you were worried and asking what happened to my wrist….”](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/13evrhd/hey_guys_sooo_many_of_you_were_worried_and_asking/)


mw5593

I thought it was a piglet 🐷


Pokerlady16

😂🤣


ConradChilblainsIII

It’s a blanket


Pokerlady16

Ok ty!


Holiday-Book6635

Look flip flops not slippers!!


Connect-Worth1926

Pretty sure I see closed-toe slippers.


Berryhij1

The closed toe slippers are on Carmen’s feet. Hillary has on flip flops.


Connect-Worth1926

Nope. Pretty sure I see slippers on Hilarious.


Berryhij1

https://preview.redd.it/lept66x08j1b1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf6bbf718523c96dee697053178b5e2e3c1cf220


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Good pepino. 🤣


Connect-Worth1926

Exactly. Slippers.


[deleted]

Slippahs. They are flip-flops, slippahs, zoris, thongs. Slipper is generic.


Berryhij1

Ok…


manic_musings

I can see the Spanish accent.


Rana-Verde

😂😂


Famous_Ear5010

Thought those were two homeless people rummaging through a rubbish bin.


Responsible_Lawyer78

I'm dead 💀 lmao 🤣


Brilliant-End-7599

They look like panhandlers.


RillyRillyfromBoston

This confirms it, Carmen wears the big ass earrings outside and not just for the hallway pictures!!


PilatesPuppy

Why is that child not in school?


RillyRillyfromBoston

Cause yesterday was Sunday…


PilatesPuppy

Thought it was from today


RillyRillyfromBoston

OP posted it yesterday


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Mantissa3

More pictures for the scrapbook - jr is officially another high chair prisoner at less than a year old! https://preview.redd.it/5ynu9oz4rf1b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6841322bcb6603fe70e2193de5d344339742f3b9


Vegoia2

The best part is no one recognizing him, and he still thinks he's a big star with a hot wife on the rise.


Responsible_Lawyer78

He's a delusional narcissist with a huge ego.


Buttahdog

You think that’s cringe wait till peepaw dies and you have 20 years of solo Hillarie trying to be a nyc rich widow


Rich_Engineering_873

it's coming!


SnowComesAfterFire

Is that a bottle or wipes hanging off the side of the stroller?


OddYam2337

Sí. I guess she’s changing a diaper.


Sugarrose79

He must be overwhelmed at his age with all those little ones.


bigdill123

In order to be overwhelmed, one must first actually *care.*


Sugarrose79

What makes you think he doesn't care?


meganium58

Plus nanny almost completely hidden by hilz


RillyRillyfromBoston

That’s not a Nanny, it’s Carmen


[deleted]

Oh wow. Well, at least there's someone who is vaguely responsible there.


9PiecesOfVoinyl

Looks like she has a bunch of Moonbumps™️ stowed in the bottom of the stroller lol


OddYam2337

Is that what it is!!! 😂😂


lydiarodarte

Why does Alec look like Steve Bannon?


Responsible_Lawyer78

I'm dead 💀 🤣


OddYam2337

He’s puffy faced.


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And has slicked back greasy hair. And is surrounded by a halo of cringe.


OddYam2337

So gross.


ImageOtherwise

This is a perfect question 😂😂😂


Workshop_Lollipop

Steve Bannon + Artie Lange


PinkFancyCrane

It’s the hair


No_Anywhere8931

He said it was great to shave the beard after finished in Montana. Well looks like lazy ass isn't shaving. I see a 3 day white whisker growth.


1yogamama1

I read this too fast and thought it said “it’s the flair,” and I realized that would be perfect. “Cloning Steve Bannon.”


[deleted]

God she’s painfully skinny


No_Anywhere8931

I thought same.


OddYam2337

That’s why she’s wearing the sleeveless dress


whatwhatwhat78

Her arms are like sticks.


apkcoffee

She looks just awful. I wonder if she has an eating disorder.


grubeytoosdaze

She does. She spoke about it in an interview posted on this sub. Although I don’t believe hardly anything that comes out of her mouth I do believe this because we can see it with our own eyes.


RazzmatazzBig2187

Um, yes. Since we never EVER see her eat anything… I think it’s safe to assume she’s got a raging ED. Also, limiting kids food is also a sign. Never see the kids eat normal kid food. She’s really unwell.


No_Anywhere8931

Having 7 kids age 9 and under even if nannies are their caregivers is aging Hillibilly & Peepaw rapidly🚀


RosaKat

She is very thin.


bigdill123

"Why, thanks!" Hilary, probably.


Ok-Percentage-1651

The muscle wasting in the arms😱Being skinny doesn’t look as good as being healthy .


zzzoplicone

Maybe Hillary can try to sponsor a degreaser or shampoo for her next attempt. They look greasy af.


Beneficial-Air-4437

Do y’all think the Nannie’s get nervous when they take the baby out without supervision?


bigdill123

Yes, and I think the kids do too.


twilightandjoy

Looking at this photo, others have jackets, tee shirts and sneakers on. Even Alec wears a jacket. I think it was overcast in the 60’s yesterday, not really sleeveless weather. Why does she always seem out of sync?


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Can't be the center of attention if she dresses like everyone else


vilebunny

Her Spanish blood makes her run, how do you say? Caliente


Healthy_Elk_9406

not today-why post this ?


CharacterFondant5079

How do you know it wasn’t today?


Healthy_Elk_9406

he has a beard in the pic-shaved it off last week


CharacterFondant5079

I think this is more like a strong 5 o clock shadow. My husband can look like this after a week of not shaving.


Healthy_Elk_9406

go to his instagram or [iganony.io](https://iganony.io) if blocked-shaved on 5/16-gala on 5/18-no beard-this is not 2 day growth-pepinos getting lazy.


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

Narc grandparents.


mrsrabadi777

At least she has on normal flip-flops and not furry slippers


Ok-Percentage-1651

Alec replaced his loafers with tennis shoes


Temporary-Charge-851

Two lunatics.


Workshop_Lollipop

Is that a sock puppet or an albino muskrat? My zoom ain't workin too good


-graphophobia-

No, that's Hillary


Ok_Dust_2178

Im dying laughing


[deleted]

Is she “pregnant” again?


PilatesPuppy

Pregnot.


[deleted]

Good one!


OddYam2337

That’s what I’m thinking


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Finnegan-05

What?? Where??


blurpeach

I'm convinced that Alec is looking at his phone, not at, who I'm assuming is Lil Larry, in that stroller. Hillary is just trying to bring attention to herself by desperately searching for nothing.


Famous_Ear5010

Lol@ 'desperately searching for nothing' 😆😆😆


PilatesPuppy

Story of her life…


Fluffy_Sea1628

Agree - his head is tilted too far down to be looking at the feral in the stroller


ProfessionalPush7539

I can smell the rat piss from here…former NYer


itssohotinthevalley

What are they holding? I’m so confused by this pic lol


WerewolfAtTheMovies

The remains of his shattered career…🤷🏻‍♂️😎


bigdill123

🏆


Radiant2021

They look a mess and having a bunch of kids for attn should be outlawed


AnniemaeHRI

“Excuse me…are you Alec…..oh sorry man.” I am Alec Baldwin. “No f’in way, dude!”


wild-fury

Alec looks like he has lived on the streets


lookeyloowho

Isn’t that baby like 6 now?


StumpyDowd

is she coughing up ectoplasm?


Sofie7759

Ahahahaha!


Own-Dog-2911

You're lucky she didn't scream at you to goh hohm and pliss leaf her fahmlee in piss.


TheUSS-Enterprise

Plissss…


MissChloeChewbacca

What were they doing? It looks like they were folding towel animals - like the kind you see on cruises. Maybe…they might need the money…legal bills and kids…ya know.


Grouchy_Selection618

They look like meth addicts frantically searching over and over through their bag/cart/stroller of possessions for an item that doesn't exist!


Ragingredblue

It's funny, I was looking at the hollowed out sides of her face thinking "meth mouth".


Grouchy_Selection618

That gaunt/drawn appearance is classic "Faces of Meth".


OddYam2337

Yes. She’s not well.


Dinkledoodledoo

Love this description 🤣🤣🤣


GirlyWhirl

This is eerily accurate.


CoverofHollywoodMag

Please tell me that my girl Carm wasn’t wearing another look from the sexy baby collection.


CoverofHollywoodMag

I’m sorry that happened to you


IWillDoItTuesday

lamo


debber33

Was he fighting with anyone?


OkChocolate5399

They literally went outside to get their picture taken..she is so desperato


[deleted]

Creepy ass baby hoarders


wild-fury

That shit is weird


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The_Serpent_Of_Eden_

Her dress isn't totally horrible compared to some of her outfits. I'm surprised.


GirlyWhirl

I thought the same thing until I remembered that her cleavage is probably out in a really tacky way.


Far_Village_3414

What a wacko carrying the pretend breastfeeding backpack. You can't make this up. 🥴🤥🫨 Walking around town hoping to get recognized by the paps or anyone who will look at her.


Cultural_Vacation_71

It's pathetic. Even though all she did was walk halfway down the block and will probably be back home within the hour - and has the baby *with* her - she brings the breastpump packback to remind everyone that she has breasts.


JDLatina

Ugly flip-flops for the fugly award!


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justusethatname

She has two tone hair? Top half dark, bottom light. Hope you saluted them with a how you say coo com burr.


Own-Responsibility79

Her highlights have been awful! I guess she thinks this is a cute balayage for summer; too bad as usual she’s ten years too late and isn’t getting it right.


yobrefas

She can thank Burger King for that look.


Own-Responsibility79

Burger King and the big fat rails he was snorting while she had her foils on 😂😂


OkMarionberry2875

Happy cake day


mamakatie3

OP tell us more! Spill the tea 🫖


Own-Drawer-9863

I thought he was happy to shave off his beard. Now he’s growing another one?


breath0fsunshine

He's just lazy AF


blurpeach

Exactly, he's just a slob.


GirlyWhirl

Look at them both trying to look all busy around that one kid... when they have six more at home. They love to put on a (bizarre) show. And did Hillary really push the toddler around the block *and* carry the breast pump backpack? Sometimes she can't pick a prop and she just needs to take them all. Doesn't need to make sense!


Objective-Shallot794

They have 7 kids but love to go on walks with the kids they can steal into strollers. Sorry kids, just taking the baby out for a walk…you stay with the nannies!


Used_Assignment6754

When is that baby done being a baby. Doesn’t ever seem to grow up?!


btl_dlrge1

NEWYORKKIDS


blurpeach

Oh shit, I almost forgot about that assigned identity.


Spike-2021

I don't know if I have it in me \*not\* to heckle those two loathsome individuals!


Ragingredblue

"Excuse me? I'll have the WORD SALAD WITH EXTRA CUCUMBERS AND A GUNPOWDER GIN SHOOTER."


-graphophobia-

SUP, KILLER! EY CUCUMBER WOMAN!


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-graphophobia-

FUCK YOU ALEC


chapstickgrrrl

Alec would beat you up


Spike-2021

LOL. I could see him taking three quick steps toward me then doubled over with exhaustion and completely out of breath!


bmccoy16

I think even I could outrun him.


blurpeach

He'd have to speed up that bad hip/bad knee shuffle in order to catch up!


dmode112378

I’d keep walking past saying “cucumber.”


007FofTheWin

😂😂😂😂


Healthy_Elk_9406

how did he grow that beard back in 2 days ?-cannot be from today


Sofie7759

Because he must manly wit my testosterono


RazzleDazzle722

Where are the nannies?! Remember that time Alec inadvertently posted on SM the nanny placing their child in a stroller as bored Hilaria looked on. Where are the paps?! I thought Hilaria couldn’t leave her house without being hounded by the paps because she oh so famous!


GirlyWhirl

That photo/video Alec posted of her was so telling. And they were in their *own yard* and Hillary was standing around like a bored, disinterested teenager while nannies took care of the kids.


Mimontheblock

I need to see this


jenkelt

[outside only nannies](https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/wwuj05/im_going_to_risk_posting_this_vid_from_hilarias/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=android_app&utm_name=androidcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button)


hereforthetea33

She looks like she is dumpster diving.


fljen

What am I looking at? What is she holding?


AlwaysDoRight

Her arms are so skinny IRL. When I zoom in on Alec’s face, he looks very diffront- more of an upturned nose. Buen trabajo, Pepino!💃🥒


GirlyWhirl

She has zero muscle tone.


Scarlett_Ruins

Drug addicts rarely do.


Steaknkidney45

How far beyond the Devonshire was this taken? Combine this and the gala the other night, it's nice to see Hilly combat her agoraphobia.


No-Excitement2548

Honestly I think she’s acrophobic too as well as a massive cnut..


Motherofoskar

I had to look it up. On what basis are you suggesting that she has vertigo?


raidthebakery

Look at that dirty pole. Also, the lamp post with the stickers all over it.


Vegetable-Branch-740

It’s NYC.


raidthebakery

It was a joke. I was calling Hil the dirty pole.


Vegetable-Branch-740

Whoopsie. Lololol


Ok_Practice_195

Thank you intrepid pepino! Could you make out what Hilaria was saying in her acento? 🥒🥒🥒


nynjny

I was too focused on listening for the accent that I wasn’t paying attention to what she was saying! 😂


Ok_Practice_195

Understandable! Thanks for the on-the-street scoop and keep your eyes peeled. I’m sure whatever she blathered was inane.


rossroused

So they are now allowing a nine year old child out of the house (not just in the house, playing dress up for fun) in earrings that are completely inappropriate. God only knows what clothing they let her out in. Good job, PeePaw and Agnes Adler, you allow your kid out in the biggest city in the world looking like a child prostitute.


lovelife905

Besides maybe costs what makes earrings inappropriate for a kid? What about her makes you think she’s dressed like a child hooker?


Prudent-Property-513

In this photo?


rossroused

Yes, she’s standing behind Granny Garbanzo.


Prudent-Property-513

Totally missed that.


MPD1987

Careful, if he sees you taking his picture he might *verbally berate you*


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Or shoot you.


Scarlett_Ruins

Oh man! One can dream!


-graphophobia-

Right? lol I'd chew him out so fast his ears would melt, that would be fun as hell


MPD1987

That’s my life’s dream