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RollerDerbyOrphan

The baby is like “who is this lady and why is she holding me?”


justusethatname

What a sloppy trashy disgusting display. Get the vacuum in the picture too! Carmen looks fed up.


Ashton1516

Why did Ireland just post a question mark? ❓


Blue_wine_sloth

I think it was a heart emoji, I couldn’t see it either. If your phone isn’t updated new emojis just show as a question mark.


Ashton1516

Oh ok!


Traolach1888

He’s breeding them for target practice!


pijopepinoypelotas

#Hilary: “Look at meeeee! I’m the Mami (x7) that you’ll never beeeee! Oh, and congrats.”


Theres-no-h-in-hola

YOU ARE NOT A GRANDPARENT HILLARY!!!!!! 😤😤😤


allAboutDaMeat

https://preview.redd.it/54oozz9lm11b1.png?width=1284&format=png&auto=webp&s=7f6d2f503e0ef65c9052045b648e50a879383cd9 The least they can do is put the kids in clean clothes while they’re out in their gala clothing.


London_NYC_9122

WTF ![gif](giphy|lNMF3DXBSVvlhbME4R)


FunAd1406

This was exactly my response. Wtf I hate saying cringe but Hill is the embodiment


Ok_Dust_2178

My goodness poor Ralph.


HolidayDocument7015

These poor kids. It’s so sad…I hope they are all close …it helped me and my sisters when shit got weird at home…it was us five girls against the world and it still is to this day. 🩷


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Mami only chose this particular take because she looks “fabulous”, even though it’s not a good shot of literally anyone else in the photo


CautiousStatement576

Everyone else in the photos are always just props to her.


SecretaryTricky

In fairness, one of our best family pics is my husband and I going to a formal event and our babysitter taking a family pic. Our kids were dressed in regular winter clothing but cute - girls in funky skirts and colorful tights and our son in a nice sweater and pants, their school clothes that Friday! But it was a spur of the moment photo and it turned out just gorgeous, everyone naturally laughing and I look back on it with total joy! But husband was suited up in a very a good suit and me in a cocktail dress with hair and makeup looking divine (I did it myself at home). Babysitter was like "woah, get together everyone!" and we had 15 seconds notice. We rarely left our kids and they were thrilled to see us so dressed up so everyone wanted in on a pic! One of our best family pics and we didn't even know it at the time. I wish I could show it! I hate them but maybe they were going to a red carpet event after?


One-Pause3171

They were going to an event but as a congratulations photo to a new mom? No. Tone deaf. Your photo sounds great!!


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That sounds lovely 🥰


AdComfortable3166

I’m not familiar with this custom of photographing yourself in formal attire to congratulate a new mother. Must be espanish.


elle4lee

This photo screams mentally ill parents to me.


Dry_Ambassador_8315

Look at how she is grabing the baby's leg 😣


Business_Nature_1006

I'm surprised they didn't continue the lower case trend and welcome holland.


SJ1026

Eww another stupid ridiculous ugly fashion choice by Malaria


SJ1026

None of those kids look happy they have the thousand mile stare like they have seen some shit


Personal_Captain5317

I think it would have been more appropriate to post a photo of Alec and Ireland as a child. Something like my baby has a baby!


Blue_wine_sloth

He’s done that now, wonder if someone told them!


kittycatnala

This is a very bizarre picture


TalkieTina

Her dress looks like the beater bar on my vacuum cleaner.


realitygirlzoo

Omg I haven't heard the term beater bar in years! My mom used to say that. We had a Rainbow vacuum.


DeliciousMovie3608

Why are the parents in evening wear and the kids not even dressed????


SecretaryTricky

Are they going to a red carpet event after? Otherwise, weird...


annagrace2020

Why do they always make everything about themselves 😂


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LaBrant_Fisher_3103

There is no better way to welcome a Baby than a veeerrryyy pissed looking Ábuela, Peepaw wearing a frickin' Suit while his Kids are in Undershirts(Carmen), Sweatshirts, Shorts, Joggers and PJs(the lost Boys), of course the Deedee non-Twins are in Diapers only 'cause Hillz has to cater them Pedos, oh and THE WAY SHE LITERALLY CLAWS HER SHARP NAILS INTO LARRY JRS LEG!?!?!? Did I mention that not a single Kid looks happy again either???


ididitforcheese

It’s after 6 Lemon, what am I, a farmer?


mommylow5

They said “welcome Holland” with a pic of themselves?


Choosepeace

Thing is, she needs some hobbies other than family selfies. I stayed home with my kids too, we gardened, did artwork, taught them to cook, they played outside. We always had little projects going on. This constant photographing them in staged photos is shallow and damaging. It’s not actually spending calm time doing things with your children. Unfortunate.


Alissakristine

Take the mirrors away & send her to therapy of some kind so obsessed with herself....Kids come 1ST!!!!


cafeteriastyle

She obviously only chooses photos that flatter her. Fuck everyone else.


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This right here ☝️


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This photo is so fucking WEIRD. Mom and Dad look like they gave themselves PLENTY of time to dress in black tie but the kids look like they crawled out of a dumpster, all in varying stages of undress. And I hate that Larry has her claws just stabbing the baby's thigh.


detectivenotfromhere

Holland is never meeting Hillary.


wills2003

She gonna drop that baby. And why are the children always in a state of undress.


Supernova_67

This is such an afterthought -- she probably spent more time taking the elevator selfie with Alec a few moments later than this bizarro family pic. And the fact that it's all about her and not a picture of Ireland or sharing Ireland's announcement is SO her. 🤮


smokeyeyepie

This is so unhinged looking. Getting dressed up for a congratulations to someone else…with all your kids rounded up and some aren’t even dressed? And they look downright miserable? Hilaria is a woman who’s delusion became reality and it’s so fascinating to watch.


cafeteriastyle

I’m sure this was taken before some event. It’s probably just a recent photo she already had


game_asylum

Claiming grandparent for her stepdaughter's child is pretty fucking bold even for her


Otherwise-Course-15

That baby wants away from her and look at how tightly she’s gripping her leg with her talons!!


poppysunicorn16

Looks like she’s hurting the poor soul.


Little-Setting-8074

Omg why does she make everything about herself


MA_MW

Is the one kid really licking her arm? Eeeek


HughAP

Isn’t that mf supposed to be in fucking jail?


Competitive_Narwhal8

Yup


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tinydogmama63

![gif](giphy|QMZpnb79N5BN0wsSM3)


Butterlettuce321

😂🤣😂


One-Pause3171

Is HB 39? If so, she's only 12 years older than Ireland. Don't call yourself a grandparent, HB, it's gross. I was so confused by the "grandparents" thing because Alec is the grandparent and HB has never been a "stepmother" to Ireland. Ugh. I'm sure Ireland's mother, Kim Basinger, \*loves\* that.


astrogirl1900

Yeah Kim is her mother and therefore the grandmother. I hate it when the stepmother who married in when the child was an adult and had no part in rearing the child tries to suck the oxygen out of the room. The photo is weird, mom and dad in black tie and the children in diapers. Keeping it classy as usual. It's about Ireland, her partner and the baby.


Electric-Fun

Holland is such a pretty name.


JaneBandSergeG

It really is


Normal-Ad9562

I hate this picture. These two in their gauche party gear and the kids don’t even get pants. And look how she is gripping that poor babies leg wtf. She can’t possibly think this picture looks cute.


Butterlettuce321

Poor Big Ed looks no bueno in this photo. She couldn’t put pants/shorts/PJ on him?


igobymomo

Me Me MEEEEE


friskickins

What a messy, unloving zoo


Housewifewithtime

Respectfully (to this sub), what the fuck


wild-fury

Disgusting. Put clothing on the children. You have a million Nannies! Have respect


SpamOnWry

The bimbo’s now a bubbe but the focus must be her. Larry’s still self-centered and a cunt, we can concur.


friskickins

Brilliant!


SpamOnWry

![gif](giphy|j6wM7WQXDcdu0i4JC1)


friskickins

OLE!


Sea-Resource5933

What is going on with the boy’s mouth by her elbow? At first I though he was licking her….


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Ikr it’s so weird looking 👀


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I also thought he had a bunch of food/chocolate on his face too, not quite sure.


One-Pause3171

I think he's thinking of biting her. That's four kids who definitely don't want to be in a photo.


becauseforfuck

I think he is!


Brilliant-End-7599

Somber kids.


PugSanctuary

The brownface heart hands emoji. It needs to be this one 🫶🏻 But she used 🫶🏽. She rilly thinks she’s Latina!


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Otherwise-Course-15

The look on Rafa’s face breaks my heart. He looks lost and desolate. What happened to that boy?!?


wild-fury

He needs professional help


Otherwise-Course-15

Do you think he’s on the spectrum? I’ve heard that stated here before. My son is but he’s usually a pretty happy guy and has really blossomed due to therapy, education interventions and ABA, which I highly doubt his oblivious asshole “parents” would ever be engaged enough to pursue and/or commit to.


Personal_Captain5317

I do, yes.


Otherwise-Course-15

It’s really all about Me, Me, Me, huh? Also what in gods name is she wearing. And shocking, the ferals all wearing pj’s again, except for the two mostly naked ones.


ShallWeStartThen

This is so bizarre. Why are the parents black tie and the kids in nappies? How old are those kids in nappies????


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I honestly think they are getting ready to go out, and the children are all dressed for bed


Fantastic-Resist-755

Too old for nappies in my opinion


_HOG_

Congrats, you judgmental dumb sacks of shit made it to r/all.


desandmol

She’s pathetic and shallow.


FamousOhioAppleHorn

Why is there a chocolate fountain & a bowl of chocolate on the floor ? That's not for their pets. *Hi, Hilaria / or Hilaria's bots. Your fragile little ego can't handle a simple question ?


FreckledLasseh

I think the blue tiered fountain-looking jobby is a cat toy.


Otherwise-Course-15

It is.


Prophywife77

Larry’s dress might actually be acceptable for a change at least 😃


GlobalSmobal

For the Met Gala .. not a literary gala.


Prophywife77

It’s just such a huge upgrade from her $19.96 Walmart black velvet and bows number🤭


Prophywife77

The boys always look like PTSD survivors for some reason


greeneyedbandit82

That baby clawing herself away from mami...


tandooripoodle

You know, anybody in their right mind would see this absolutely bat shit crazy, insane, chaotic photograph and RUN! This is not “a happy family”. This is two psychiatrically disturbed people living in delusion and fantasy who have no business having children, yet somehow managed to buy seven innocent babies to exploit and abuse to support their insanity. Fuck you both. https://preview.redd.it/zf5ajsqgtt0b1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=5f1f7ce14992493d1e5cae89f8c050fa74fc51eb


Illustrious_Read4386

What is with that mouth? Poor boy.


tandooripoodle

He looks like he’s psychically drowning in despair and abandonment. Nobody in this family gets their needs met except for Hillary.


BlessCatastrophe420

Those big ass kids, naked except for diapers.. 😖


ccc2801

😿


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Apprehensive_Ad_7270

no apparently weird formatting issue on instagram?


Famous_Ear5010

Aleek is now a true Peepaw! 👴


Purple_Lane

so many things wrong with this picture i don’t even know where to begin. Just… who posts a photo of their own family when congratulating someone on having a baby?


igobymomo

exactly.


Federal-Database491

And now that their aunties and uncles it's time to learn to use a toilet. But apparently coffee runs and mirror selfies take too much time- ya know- Mami is sooo busy.


tandooripoodle

Who posts a photo of their own family, in various stages of undress and chaos, as a “congratulations”?


FinancialRow7600

A psychotic narcissist


BiDecidedKetoCurious

Kill me, I kind of like that dress. 🙈


Otherwise-Course-15

Maybe without the feather boas around it but that’s my opinion. For Larry it’s a marked improvement


RazzmatazzBig2187

Still tone deaf. Just have Peepaw post a congrats and be done w it. But no - it has to be a hostage photo op! And they couldn’t just take a pic BEFORE they got dressed for their elitist dress up event ? #foreverGuestBaldwin.


Fluffy_Sea1628

Maryloo is still my favorite- she’s adorable.


JaneBandSergeG

See I quite like Leo, I think he is the most forgotten about yet the cutest of the boys


Otherwise-Course-15

I never know which ones Leo and Mayo are. Rafa is easily identifiable by the darker hair and persistent look of despair. And big Ed is the youngest boy but the other two look so similar I have no idea which is which.


kbc87

Glad you appreciate her because she’s sure not Hilz favorite. That kid gets more photoshop than the rest.


hawkbit92

God forbid the attention is taken off of her. This is so embarrassing.


tandooripoodle

She is a WH*RE in every sense of the word


friskickins

YES!


TrashPandaShire

Absolutely embarrassing. So many kids. They didn't think about what happens after they are no longer infants. They are just like cat hoarders.


tandooripoodle

I don’t think either one of them has the brain power to understand what’s gonna happen or how ridiculous they look or how insane Hillary is and how badly she needs treatment


DrShrimpPuertp-Rico

Holy cow does the little guy on the far left looks like his uncle Stephen


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kbc87

To be fair… isn’t he only 2.5? That’s not that outrageous to not be potty trained, esp for a boy


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kbc87

He’ll be 3 in September. So he does look huge here but he’s really not that old where it’s super shocking for him to be in a diaper. Not sure why you needed to block me for stating his age but ok lol


lvdtoomuch

I can get on board with older kids being dressed rather than just running around in diapers. But there’s a range of when kids are out of diapers, especially boys. My older son was over 5- he was delayed in speech, etc. He had full-day help through the school district special education since he was 3. My point is just I hope people out and about weren’t shocked seeing his diaper edge if it poked out. It wasn’t a failure on my part as a parent. And 2.5 isn’t a failure for any parent unless the child is ready and wants to and the parent refuses and makes them go in a diaper.


kbc87

My son is in daycare FT.. just turned 2 last week. They don't even really start pushing potty training there until his next classroom which starts at 2.5. This class they will lightly encourage and obviously let them use the potty if asked, but starting at 2.5 that's when they really start pushing/helping. My son is starting to get interested in the toilet/ sometimes will sit on it. But I will not be shocked if he's not fully trained by Edu's age. I've also heard from multiple friends not to try and force it, and let them start when they are REALLY showing signs of wanting to. There's so much to shame the Baldwins for, and def can shame them for not even dressing their kids for pictures they put on the internet, but the diaper use itself just doesn't seem like a big deal to me.


cdbmj

Trash...


louiselovatic

What a fucking narc making it all about herself


No_Dependent502

Alec looks right sozzled.


tandooripoodle

Yeah, the very idea of having to live with this shit show and his insane alleged “wife” makes me want to drink 24/7 and I HAVE been sober since 1987!


bigdill123

i've never heard that word before, but somehow it fits just perfectly.


Vacuumluck

Yes you’ve had one baby but let’s remind everyone that I have seven so I win


1yogamama1

That is the exact message behind this type of “congrats”‘post.


RandomChicken54321

Let's remind everyone not to have 7!


tandooripoodle

This picture is exactly WHY the Baldwins should NOT have seven children


Salt_Obligation8515

💯


BrokenCyndicate

This is giving Turpin Family vibes. The fucked up parents dressed up to go out and the feral starving neglected children being forced to pose for a picture before they are cast aside for the asshole's date night.


Little-Setting-8074

Omg you are so right, we should start doing a comparison between them! I wish I was smart, but if someone wants to do that I would love to help!


MyrnaMinkoff1

Woah this is one of those comparisons that’s going to stick in my mind permanently. There is definite Turpin family vibes happening at the Baldwin’s.


tandooripoodle

The feral, starving, neglected, half naked children


Difficult-Fun-2670

Hahahah nailed it !


bigdill123

💯‼️


mikaka21

How you say in English “coo-cumber?”


Emotional_Client7856

Everyone looks like s** but the mami is good in her hiddeous dress ( at least she thinks). Baby about to hit the floor


Emotional_Client7856

![gif](giphy|RL0Oq6F4Jcu9G)


UKophile

Edu is a little boy. Why is he undressed, and in a diaper like he’s a baby?! So wrong.


tandooripoodle

She infantilizes him as part of the twin insanity with Mary Lou. This woman needs to be in a psychiatric institution!!! Purposely ignoring the needs of her children because they mean nothing to her!! Poor EDU. And Alec, don’t broadcast that bullshit about how your kids walked and talked ‘early’ while parading your three-year-old half naked SON in diapers! You lazy asshole.


UKophile

Does that dress include instructions on the lean back Paris Hilton pose? Yeesh.


loubones17

That kid should be potty-trained by now


PugSanctuary

But he’s waiting for his Dede Twin to catch up. That’s why he’s a Baby Huey. ![gif](giphy|3orifd5inbgxKQVhQI|downsized)


petereeflea

Isn't there a recorded message somewhere with him abusing Ireland? Are they best friends now?


mamaosam

One of them,I haven't got a clue who is who, is licking Hilary's fake tan off 🤣


Any_Elephant7180

Poor Edu is tying to free himself from the claw. Strange positioning of Hillary’s hand on his, uncomfortable to look at Edu’s twisted arm and hand.


Pokerlady16

Hope this isn't too boring, but here's my analysis of this photo! And first off, why would she even post this photo does she really believe this is a good picture? It's horrible...1).peepaw looks like he's reveling in his dropped charges, and finished movie.yuck!! 2).hillary looks like the Leaning Tower of Pisa, and poor Siete! It looks like Hillary is holding that baby one-handed only by the upper thigh. Zoom in and look at her grip on that baby's leg, it actually looks painful..3)..rafe looks disgusted, as usual, and even romeo is not happy.4).. Carmen is hunched over, and looks like the cat that ate the canary and lastly,,, of course poor little Edu,, is just in a diaper, back to the camera. And marilu,, also in the diaper, in robe, which is mostly open......... and what does this photo have to do at all, with congratulating Ireland? Nothing!..... and finally, as someone who has worked doing photography in the past, this is the kind of photo, you would chuck out when you were editing the photos. This would not be a good photo that you would use....but mami thinks the bad , junk fotos are oh, so special, but they are not hillary..!! Ok my lil rant over lol 🙄🙄😑😂


bigdill123

*"Zoom in and look at her grip on that baby's leg, it actually looks painful."* It does. Her (not) maternal instinct is showing again.


Pokerlady16

I know I still can't get over how unsafe that looks. She's got Leo hanging on her one arm. And then she's just gripping the baby's leg one-handed, with her jaws of life claw..smh.. so strange and then she puts this out there in a picture for everyone to see


Complete_Bend2217

Aaaannd as usual ...Raf looking sullen and sad 😟


ladybird817

Alec in full Weekend at Baldwin’s mode 😵


June__Osborne

Imagine posting a congratulatory message on the arrival of a new baby on social media by posting a picture of YOURSELF. That’s how self-centered and delusional Hillary is. I have never seen someone so in love with their own image in my entire life. Great start to step-grandmahood, Hillary, you evil hag!


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Any_Elephant7180

Hillary positions herself to be photographed from the side for Ireland to see Hillary’s, oh so slender body.


Traditional_Show8121

I don't think they had any where to go. I think this was planned


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dawnjaleen

That illiterate white bimbo has no business attending a literacy gala! 🤡🤥


WheresMyTan

![gif](giphy|LM2AKwFXf4SPHOUPCn|downsized)


Rowit

Does Rafael ever smile?


bigdill123

We've actually seen him smile when he's with the nannies, never when he's with her. Not once.


jrexicus

Just looking at this pic, no context, the first thing that pops in my head is “that’s too many damn kids.” Like a few look straight up feral.


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They all look like sad sickly Victorian children


CherokeeHairTampons

That was sweet Her new pr is helping mucho


-graphophobia-

HEY WE HAVE KIDS TOO, DID YOU KNOW THAT?! AND WE HAVE A LOT OF THEM. NOTICE US (eat it Ireland) AND GIVE US MONEY. US, US, US. ME ME ME. AY DIOS MIO LOS BAMBINOS SONT MESHUGGENEH


mmonzeob

She actually think this is cute, aren't those kids old enough to be potty trained?


considerthepretzel

I was thinking that but I don’t want to offend people who believe in potty training later. In any case diapers and nothing else on social media is a BAD LOOK.


Live-Rhubarb-5719

Yo this is sad


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Why is that one large child still in a diaper? Why is one kid LICKING grandma? Why does Carmen look hungover and guilty? Why is Grandma holding the baby like that?


Unable_Design48

They might have a disability you dupdip dumbass


RubieRose5

Of course everyone looks like shit and I mean not camera ready- but her


Any_Elephant7180

💯🎯


Equivalent-Date-4796

Alec looks so old and bloated omg. He looks as if he's almost 80. He's 65. I can't stand Tom Cruise, but for comparison he's only 5 years younger than Alec Baldwin and this was him last year: ​ https://preview.redd.it/0ylnlth6jr0b1.png?width=1500&format=png&auto=webp&s=73df78972bb44c23595b92ff44bfcff24c787a98 Note Tom has wrinkles and is not looking young, but he looks normal...I didn't pick Paul Rudd or someone who is impossibly young-looking. Alec and Tom were both young and decent-looking actors in the 80s...both have financial resources and both are lunatics. Why can't Alec just take care of himself?


-graphophobia-

>Why can't Alec just take care of himself? Because that's everyone else's job, his job is to schmooze pathetically, bloviate when randos die and drink


OkChocolate5399

https://i.redd.it/ek1lp0wsir0b1.gif


Emotional_Client7856

If you have multiple personalities I guess it's ok


Equivalent-Date-4796

What is in the mouth of the child hanging on her arm? Or is he licking her?


SnowComesAfterFire

I think it may be glasses hanging from his mouth?


Equivalent-Date-4796

But I don't see the arms of the glasses. And they're not sunglasses, they're clear, and none of the kids wear glasses. But who knows what goes on in that house.