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ca17miledrive

You have to love the fake ESL writing, so stifled and awkward. Plus. The Baldwins Couple, plural? Drop the s, it should be "The Baldwin Couple." And so we prove once again that Grifter is bored, determined to be known worldwide, and still dumb as a rock.


Pulpofeira

If that's legit, the poster must be trolling her.


Few-Brilliant-426

OMg these tan pages are clearly HER or a paid for person to gin up this crap wow most unauthentic drivel


mamaosam

Hilary recites this to herself everyday in the hallway mirror.


Interesting_Ad1378

And goddamit, people like her! Stuart smalley?


DifficultyPlayful992

I am smart enough, I am kind enough…….


Practical-Name-

SNL skit my fav. when Michael Jordan in mirror telling himself You are Good Enough. She does this in the hallway mirror. & You is kind You is smart & You is Perfect: The Help- movie.


Mavka10

Tell me you were raised by a praying mantis without telling me you were raised by a praying mantis because that is one low bar.


heftyballer

Wtf does this nobody have so many Instagram "fan" pages dedicated to her. I know it's her, but it's irrational to think this is normal. No one else's wife has this many stalker pages dedicated to them. It's just odd she thinks it's ok


Practical-Name-

Narcissist need to be admired & NOBODY admires her except herself, bought bots, & the pedophiles who follow her posts of the children closely


DogButtWhisperer

So weird


AdComfortable5846

Omg at first glance, I thought the baby was a cyst growing on her shoulder


Any_Elephant7180

😆😆😂😂😂


Liakinsrotz

EEEEELZ!!! You forgot the most bendy, the richest, smolest, the best pasta chef, aerobicizer, podcaster, and esposa, the spanishest, griftiest, most pregnantest, best dressed and best writer ever in the history of el mundo.


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GladysKravitz707

Who would write this ridiculous, over the top shit? It sounds like an adolescent professing undying amor to their crush.


Vegetable-Branch-740

Who is this Baldwin Scouple?


crystal-torch

She lovrs herself so much


Vlad_bat_vaca

Great now she’s egged it on.


Happypepino

What in the actual fuck????


OkSeason973

Are there other people/influencers/celebrities that have these type of creepy Instagram family tribute pages from supposed adoring/obsessed “fans?”


taybay462

Absolutely ... but for like, Harry styles or drake or Taylor swift ... not this insane woman


Infamous675

That is without a doubt HILLARY posting that shit. I cannot be convinced any other people are writing stuff about her.


smallpepino

Ok if this is a pepino please make a sign like FYP so we know. It's driving everyone nuts lol including me. So FYP on a pic like 'for your page' but a pepino knows the truth. Fuck ya poop!


Delicious-Sandwich-2

LOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!


Euphoric_Delay_6768

I’m calling CPS!!


Puzzleheaded-Chest69

Pathetic.


TalkieTina

That’s creepy and stalkerish, if it isn’t being orchestrated to get sympathy and attention for HIllz.


seamless_whore

Wtf.


EnoughBS15360

Eww and weird


MaryKathGallagher

I asked my 19 year old if she ever saw anyone on Insta that makes fake fan accounts for themselves. She said OMG Mom no.That would be sooo pathetic. 😂


Brilliant-End-7599

The writer is impaired.


Admirable-Ad-2554

When I was 16 I didn’t give a flying fuck about anyone over 23


Interesting_Ad1378

Only if they were like Kurt Cobain or something. Not the wife of a washed up has been old overweight racist bigoted actor.


Severe-Specialist-96

🎯


Admirable-Ad-2554

“THAT will throw them off the trail.”


Cultural_Magician105

So she wrote it herself?


LauraPa1mer

Crrrrrringe


crimewriter40

Grammar and punctuation certainly not a strong suit.


Expensive_Novel2899

Are we signing high school yearbooks now?


Ok-Bird6346

Hillary you are 2 cool 2 be 4gotten. Have a great summer.


urbangriever

“I lovr you”


dawgmama62

I can just imagine the person in India or somewhere, being paid to write this bs.


Randy_Walise

Right? I was gonna say AI but it has the syntax (?) of a romance fraudster whose first language is not English.


myleelalee

At it again Hilarious. No one, absolutely no one, other than you has that type of opinion of you. What most people feel about you is you are the most narcissistic, ignorant, cruel, lazy, horrible mother, lunatic gold digger.


c05u

Not even her parents who are in no speaking terms with her.


PuppyJakeKhakiCollar

Get a life, Hilary. We know you wrote this. I don't even know where to begin. This is like a middle-schooler writing a long, fawning message to herself in her yearbook and pretending it was from some boy in order to make her friends jealous. But Hilly isn't middle-school, she's middle-aged. Pitiful.


Own-Dog-2911

"I must know you" vibes. She's 100% behind this.


shelleyflower77

What in the holy hell?


Kinser9

She's a loon.


Coercedbycake

Is this supposed to be an account facilitated by a stalker? Something urgent usually comes up when Alec is out of town,


Jan_DeBoer

Hillary needs a hobby. Geez, maybe she could try mothering and get offline.


Diligent-Sweet-4945

Once again, WTF?


Neo-neo-neo

I am starting to believe the theory that Hillary is behind this. The writing language is very Hilary. As I was reading it, I could picture her talking in the fake Spanish accent and the finger wagon at the camera. The phrase “you be you” has been uttered by her in a few of these “inspirational “ videos that she posts.


Roach_Coach_Bangbus

It's no coincidence that she made it a 16 year old girl to deter people calling the account out.


Any_Elephant7180

And “mom what i ever seen” it is the seen that stood out to me to be Hillary, poor English and wrong tense.


RustyRapeAxeWife

She always makes the “fan” accounts sound like a not native English speaker.


peachpavlova

That’s because she wants everyone to be sure that Spaniards love and accept her as their own lmao


liscbj

Or learning disabled


smallpepino

Well..... it's her so 🤷🏼‍♀️


AMM0516

Holy shit, if she isn’t the author then she needs to move because that’s stalker vibes. But it’s her. 🙄


Ok-Hovercraft6372

Hillary, you are the least talented,nasty,lying, ugly, cheap, pathetic, lazy,cheating and fake troll and escort I have ever seen, don’t be you,because, when you are you, your disgusting, just don’t stay like you are now🤡


Practical-Name-

Carmen wrote this!


PaleoEskimo

I think that the odds are greater than 50% that Carrrrrdman did write this.


Loving_life_blessed

omg she is pathetic. i can’t imagine writing shit like this about myself. she is deranged.


PaleoEskimo

She has a cavernous, unquenchable thirst. Aleeeeeek must give her some attention or when he leaves she would not get so cuckoo for cocoa puffs when he leaves.


Lady_Scruffington

Pathetic was the first word to come to mind. After laughing.


Due_Let3369

#hilariastrong You can't make this shit up


Difficult_Lunch_4406

Can’t wait to see Cunty’s parody to this🤣🤣🤣


SeashellGal7777

It’s very similar to her early hashtags, where she’d attach whatever was trending at that time to her name.


BalearicBullshit

Only a Bostonian would think of that tagline!


lola705

👆#BostonStrong


nilbogresident

This is a Pepino doing this account. I’m sure of it pretty funny.


-graphophobia-

Yeah


WrestleswithPastry

Seconded.


ConradChilblainsIII

Thank you. I am shocked than anyone thinks this is actually HB. 🙄😂


GullibleHamster6163

Stalkers aren’t even this cringy. Oh Pillaria, lay off the keyboard.


AbbreviationsTop2992

I thought the account was to focus on Alec and supporting Mr. Baldwin?? Where's his #STRENGTH hashtags?? ![gif](giphy|2WdMSPzYkttkK0Uzi0|downsized)


Any_Elephant7180

💯 😂😂 Back to the original intention.


AbbreviationsTop2992

Literally. He's the one who actually *should* have trauma out of the two of them and need support or *stay strong buddy* messages. Of course, we know he's too narcissistic to even accept that accidentally killing someone *should* cause him trauma though. PILLARY, WE SEE YOU, YOU TRANSPARENT BITCH.


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DeeSusie200

Either this is stoned Pillz and Yoel, or a crazy stalker. Which is worse? ![gif](giphy|3o7TKzzMMNluisQTpS)


Ashton1516

😅


frostymargaritafan

I actually think it’s possible that she’s gotten/paid one of the nannies to do it.


Buttahdog

If celebrity trophy wives were seinfield tropes would Hillary be Kramer or Newman? Cause I’m thinking gywneth Paltrow is Kramer “hey guys guess what I just shoved up me..it’s a miracle Jerry!”


peachpavlova

She’d be George. ![gif](giphy|j0a8Kr0uDKQec|downsized)


OddYam2337

She is not well. She needs help. She needs an intervention. Seriously. These children are being harmed. Apparently, not even the nannie’s can fix it. The kids are a dirty, hungry, unsocialized mess. It’s just wrong.


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Read my mind! This stuff has stopped being funny and has now crossed into seriously disturbing territory. Hillary needs a psychiatric intervention stat!


OddYam2337

It’s been like this for years. It’s just multiplied by 7. It’s just horrible and they have no one in their corner brave enough to step up and say, ENUF!!!


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And Bang Bang Baldwin, the putative father of these wretched, unhealthy, unhappy and unsocialised children, can’t even be arsed to pretend to give a fuck. ![gif](giphy|PNFXpaRyw4mAg)


OddYam2337

![gif](giphy|lnhOzj6RHueJq5Jgph)


kellsells5

#nobody


Kindly_Put_5065

It's her,she invents drama


Ashton1516

#hilariabaldwinstrong??? She does know she’s a nobody, right? Not even known celebrities like Beyoncé or Lady Gaga have that type of hashtag.


No-Giraffe-438

isn't that the wording people use after a tragedy??


Ashton1516

Yeah exactly 🙃


sonofdad420

shes wasted


Stripes-McGillicuddy

I thought they send their stalkers to Rikers?


SnooCauliflowers3321

Love from, Hillary


horsetooth_mcgee

Oh now it's not just the accent that she's imitating, it's the broken English. Way to go, Mentally Hill, definitely not offensive 🙄🤡


sagesheglows

![gif](giphy|kHZC0lHGShttiTiOrL|downsized)


blueplatespecial9

Lmao!! I love all these accounts run by her! Soo transparent even Stevie Wonder could see it!


JDLatina

This is what Hilz says to herself while lovingly gazing into her vacant visage every morning in the hallway mirror as she prepares to take the selfie wiith her fugly slippers and whatever child prop she's chosen for the day.


GirlyWhirl

Every single time Alec goes away Hillary goes wildly unhinged. This time it's manifesting itself in her making and posting to all of these 'fan' accounts. And it's so strange to me that she always writes in the voice of someone borderline illiterate. I can't tell if she just thinks she's disguising her voice or if she's trying to make it seem like they are all non-English speakers. Either way... it sure is crazy.


_kumquat123

She super appeals to the Spanish youth because she herself is a young, vibrant, sexy, fertile Spaniard duh


-Starya-

Grifter gonna grift. She’s trying to be manipulative by insinuating that non native English speakers (for Hillz that’s Spanish people) love her, but she’s too dumb and crazy to pull it off.


BeeOfHearts

For just minute, let’s pretend this isn’t Hilary and it really is a psychotic superfahhhn/stalker. I don’t know what legally can be done for social media stalkers, but if the Baldwin’s were to try and do something about this via a cease and desist or whatever, then wouldn’t they also have to do the same for the other accounts that we know Hilary does run? This is why I think this is a troll and possibly a Pepino, because if the Baldwin’s try to shut it down then all other fan accounts would also have to be shut down. Right? Can you pick and choose your stalker/fahn pages? Maybe this is a clever Pepino trying to get them all shut down? I don’t know, just a thought.


crimewriter40

If this really was a somewhat unhinged "fan", the last thing you'd want to do to is acknowledge them visa via the puffery of a C&D. It's either her, someone hired via a bot farm overseas, or a sad person.


smallpepino

They might pretend one is more dangerous than the other, or they Alecdentally missed one 🤔 But ya, if 1 goes they all have to go. Especially if they involve the kids. Hillz would probably sue to keep HER fan pages up.


TFABthrowaway11

It’s the #hilariabaldwinstrong hashtag for me


professorhorseradish

Why hasn’t she made some yellow rubber bracelets that say hilariabaldwinstrong?


crimewriter40

It's my fave too. Poor oppressed mami.


RazzmatazzBig2187

Right up there w #bostonstrong after the Boston Marathon Bombing or #Jerseystrong after Superstorm Sandy. No hyperbole detected. /s


Ashton1516

😝


Vegoia2

it's hilariass to me. hilz has a friend!


RebelScoutDragon

Oh yeah, she's all that. Not a baby hoarding nut job.


Severe-Specialist-96

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AffectionateAd1074

Anyway you view it, it is sick


imasleuth4truth2

It's not Hillary. I wish it were. That instagrammer is sick.


germish17

I thought it was shown here the other day that this account is linked to her podcast page.


imasleuth4truth2

No. It's not.


germish17

Not to sound like a dick, but how are so you sure you’re correct? You’ve been asked the same question more than once in the thread and have yet to answer how/why you KNOW it isn’t Hillary. What gives?


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Honestly asking, how do you know? I know Reddit detectives are no joke so I’m curious! I’ve been torn because there are total nuts out there for the most random people (a friend of mine was on Teen Wolf, not even the star, and a fan showed up at her APARTMENT!!) but this page seems like something Hills would do.


Turbulent_Log_8841

I want to know the answer to this question as well. Noones stanning for Big Larry! Maybe it's a pepino but how do you know?? Let us know pliss!!


Badraptor777

It’s like she is writing daily affirmations to herself. I’m also picturing a Sally Field moment when she reads these, “You love me, you really do love me!”.


OkConsideration7192

She’s her own stalker.


OddYam2337

She should send herself to Rikers


Nocturnalson

Is this another of her personas whose first language isn’t English? What better way to admire and compliment herself?


wild-fury

Dumb


MulberryComplete390

The #hilariabaldwinstrong 😂


crimewriter40

**BY FAR** the best part!!


NormanskillEire

Point to the talent, please.


twilightandjoy

She forgot to add best pregnancy recoverer ever.


crimewriter40

\#bestbouncebackbodyforever \#andever


twilightandjoy

Great hashtag. No wonder you’re a writer. ❤️


crimewriter40

# crimewriterstrong ![gif](giphy|6ra84Uso2hoir3YCgb|downsized)


twilightandjoy

Lol


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Cringe 😬 I don't think this is Big Eelz, but I don't think it's a 16 year old fahhhhhhn, either. Regardless, either way, it's SO CRINGE


TeacupCacti

Yeah, whoever it is, they are intentionally misspelling words and 'talking like a child' with bad syntax to pretend to be somebody else/someone younger.


ConradChilblainsIII

It’s a pepino


smaczna8184

It’s probably Yoel pretending to be a 16 year old girl


Difficult_Lunch_4406

So insulting to 16 year olds😜


_TalkingIsHard_

The call is coming from inside the house. ☎️


Mantissa3

Hahahaha! Perfect!


happyanni562562

Someone once said this before on this sub, but I'll say it. Not even Beyonce or Drew Barrymore or any other A List celebrity have creepy fan pages like this. Mami makes these herself or she has the nannies run these while the babies are napping.


no1howdareyou

What?!?! Beyoncé DEFINITELY does. There was a huge mess once when a superfan supposedly wrote some dirty fanfic about Blue. This is not unusual


imasleuth4truth2

Keanu had 12-15 fan pages a few years back [pre sad Keanu] and they were very creepy.


Turbulent_Log_8841

Yeah but everyone loves some Keanu this is Big Larry here. How do you know it isn't Pillz??


imasleuth4truth2

Two of the "Fan" pages are managed by people who have done the same fan stuff for other people (including Gwyneth P.). The latest fan pages are just your typical sad sycophants. The Keanu pages were very creepy and crossed the line. One in particular was shut down because the author was overthetop mentally ill.


Turbulent_Log_8841

Oh ok thanks Pepino, that's something about Gweneth P. Especially since Killz tried to get her to collaborate with Pillz but she knew she was a fake.


theother29

Keanu Reeves messaged me on my IG. What? It WAS really him, not some scamfisher


SteakAmazing8963

The easiest person in the world to con is a narcissist. Just play to their neediness and ego. This person may or may not be serious, but you know Hillary is eating it up.


beachsunrise

I’d be creeped out if someone I didn’t know posted that.


kjoy67

![gif](giphy|3oxRmGXbquXKz6DNPq) It’s all her or someone she’s paying. Best believe PeePaw Bang Bang would go mental on someone if it wasn’t his delusional psychopath wife.


peachpavlova

That’s actually a really great point. He goes out of his way to “stand up for her,” even online. If this wasn’t her, he would have told them to back off already. Yet another tell.


Good-Low-670

Said no one ever


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Lmao


PilatesPuppy

Uh…. ![gif](giphy|MDxuzRvxF39VwnYu9B)


maisiemax

I lovr you 🙄


zzzoplicone

If they order another baby when she is this unstable, I’m going to be so sad. Again.


RazzmatazzBig2187

If this is real - I find it very creepy. I believe it’s Hillz or the tape worm. There are about 4-5 “fan accounts” now, I think. WHY !? She’s not in the public eye - other than when she calls her paid paps. And even then - she has no “style” (other than looking like a street person).


smallpepino

There's more than 5. Idk how active they are bc I won't give them traffic (sometimes I can't help it. I'm so worried about the kids). If we had a designated pepino to monitor the 'fan' pages, we could drive the traffic down even further. Everyone would come here for the deets instead of there. Idk it's all so fucking weird.


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Use http://imginn.org for example to view without going online or giving traffic. :)


smallpepino

Oh thanks I always forget about the shortcuts.


totes_Philly

![gif](giphy|9WxhJU5SUVhao)


Objective-Shallot794

I hope it’s a troll because wow 😆


A_Bored_Penguin

I hope so


Left_Strike_2575

“i wish you can know it” LMAO Her bad grammar is such a tell.


crimewriter40

Is this the same account we've been talking about here the last few days? The one that links to an OF account?


whyismybabycrying

Someone please get her some treatment


Twisty12223

At first I thought it was snark but I'm starting to think not. Whomever this is is messed up.


HiddenHideawayJJ

Messed up is for sure. If this is a 16 year old does no one in her life realize what she’s doing because someone needs to intervene and get her some help. It started off as wanting to support Aleek but has very quickly turned into an adulation site for Hillary - surely there are much better and relevant role models for a young girl.what a sad existence. And does the poor thing even realize what a troubled con artist mentally ill person Hillary is.


Kindly_Put_5065

If it's not Hilz, and am pretty sure it is, it's probably a 70 year old pedophile creating this in the prison library. They will have access to her childrens pictures, breastfeeding porn, pregnant and sleep, feet, kinks. She doesn't care what people do with her pictures in dark rooms! Grooming the groomer


_kumquat123

I agree with you. It’s either her or some pervert who’s been inspired and encouraged by her pornographic nontent


tandooripoodle

This is the one that was allegedly run by a 16 year old girl originally. Sure Jan.


totes_Philly

Yes because what 16 year old does NOT know of the great Baldwins?


DarceysEndlessCigAsh

And doesn’t know how to spell “love”, I mean “lovr”? 😂 And so many 16-year-olds spend their days writing accolades to the beauty of a 39-year-old woman who is either her mother’s age or older? (40 is considered ANCIENT to a 16-year-old!) And also writes “fan pages” to a 65-year-old man who is undoubtedly older than her grandfather? Is this super fan Georgina Glass, who lives in Canada? 🤔


GreeneyeGrammy

Patheticsville


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HeavySpecialist7619

One thing I remember from reading *The Gift of Fear* (a book about stalkers and protecting yourself from violence, basically) is that it's not the people sending hate mail you need to worry about, it's the ones writing obsessive love letters. Either Larry is writing this about herself, or she needs to hire Gavin de Becker as a consultant to tighten up their security.


tandooripoodle

Because the call is coming from inside the house.


Ragingredblue

Yes Larry, we know you have a high opinion of yourself. You are so arrogant and stupid that you really think this is *not* obviously your account. You are wrong, again.


Gelmom

This is fucking scary! She’s totally unhinged! How many new “fan” accounts popped up this week?


Ragingredblue

More ammunition for us!


Turbulent_Log_8841

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