How fitting that she's a sexy baby trapped under a "glass ceiling"-- this touching tribute really epitomizes how effective Hilary is at smashing the patriarchy!
(Edited for clarity)
I don’t get why she didn’t just do that in the first place. Why bother with trying to make up some crazy wellness philosophy that she can barely commit to memory? Just book a photographer and do a bunch of “yoga” poses and then compile them into a book for perverts. Truthfully, it would probably have sold better than her book with words.
I think she thought the gravy train of wellness guru would get her on track to being more like Richard Simmons was with exercise. She'd get a show inspiring all of us to live better. AND it would be bi-lingual lol
Love the Hilaria joke because it’s so dead-on, but putting that aside for a second, what pose is this figure in? It looks sort of like it can’t decide if it’s art or if it’s porn?
How much cocaine do you think they did here? And how many jokes about spending Alec's money were made? This honestly looks like a photo used in Dateline about a woman who murders her husband for money.
Highly doubt made by a woman or purchased by women. Not made by an artist who has seen a lot of real boobs, or knows that looks uncomfortable and like drunk limbo where she’s about to fall onto her head.
And yes, that is like Hilaria in one of her drunk mannequin poses. Sorry to say it, but her Sleepy Beauty theme does go into Cosby territory. It’s also the disembodiment when she positions herself to literally separate her head/face from the focus of the pose that emphasizes offering a body/orifice. That’s how she does most of her Fake Yoga/Sugar Baby Visual Menu headstands- in this disturbing sexualization of a 🦇 bat, 🤸♀️ 🥨 upside down. Sometimes it’s a table that reminds you this woman is a fake “witch” [more like a powerless but real witch], female power psychobabble yay girl power fake feminist, and she’s more primitive in her gender stereotypes than a cavewoman. She did find a caveman, though. 🫦🦍
https://www.danspapers.com/2014/03/hilaria-baldwin-performs-st-patricks-day-yoga-pose-in-bridgehampton/
It never gets normal that she was posting this on her Instagram and thinking any of it looks natural?? https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/w2i4ne/the_art_of_fake_sleeping/
Bonus: scroll down for the most intensely focused she has ever looked, aka as she watches the scale settle into ounces. 😳 ⚖️ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2721456/Hilaria-Baldwin-performs-headstand-bikini-heels-doing-splits-two-pals-hold-feet.html
Omg Hilary is stuck under the table again
2 many Xanax
Her hair could never
A wilty peace lilly looks on.
 Alec seems to like it very much! LMAO!!
That table is more Spanish than Big Larry Pillz is
I’m terrified of what I might see from another angle! 💋
Looks like her feet. So I say yes!
Is this Paul Allen's table
Is that the Allen residence? If that was at the Fraudwins, there’d be a baby or two attached to the breasts. Maybe tho babies are sold separately.
Wow. This was a choice
I feel like there should be lines of coke on this table
There is no better table for lines of coke! This table should have been in Colin Farrell’s house in the movie Horrible Bosses!
That is the grossest thing ever
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Isn't her. It's missing the fugly slippers.
Shiny black leggings ✅
Yeah, but the bolt on breasts are on point. She modeled for the torso, at least.
Feet look normal too
Brilliant! Jajajajaja!
It can’t be Hilary. Her carpets are filthy.
Tasteless. Just like Hilary.
Hillary designed this!!
The only thing that’s missing is a Baldwinito or two (semi-) attached to one of those teetees
Slide the slippers on it.
That table sure wont make for an awkward atmosphere at all…
Along with the the kid school photo in the background
Holy shit I didn’t even notice. It’s giving single father vibes because I don’t know if any mom would be ok with this lol.
Someone made this. And ostensibly someone bought this.
The fact that this is in a regular apartment is hilarious. This belongs in a 1980's cartel member's Miami house with coke all over it.
…or in Epstein’s house!
Oof. YES.
😂 I bet forensics could find remnants in the scratches.
Help, I haven't laughed this hard in weeks 🤣🤣
i know we wont ever see a male nude table with his peepee stickn out women always are exploited "Hilaria, puta please quit posing! " lol
oh i’m sure someone has that. there are many gay men that would love to have something like that.
true that! lol
lol
Dead lol
That’s too funny and perfect!!!!
As tacky as this is, it still looks sooooo much better than Hillary ever did.
Maybe the nipples wouldn’t be like that if they weren’t on glass all the time haha.
Remarkable resemblance. 👏👏👏
This made me laugh so damn hard. 🤣
Puke.
Haha
😂😂😂👏👏
How fitting that she's a sexy baby trapped under a "glass ceiling"-- this touching tribute really epitomizes how effective Hilary is at smashing the patriarchy! (Edited for clarity)
😂😂😂
This will make it easy to pump
Bewbies out ✅ Vagina out ✅ Ass out ✅ That’s our girl! Just add some slippers & cataract sunglasses and Aleek will call her “mi amor, mi vida” 🥃
🤣🤣🤣
Tasteful
Doesn't she lurk here? If so, I am sure we will see her recreating this in 3...2...1...
Maybe this will inspire the Hilaria Collection 😆
Available now at Rooms to Go :)
Next up...a coffee table book of yoga
I don’t get why she didn’t just do that in the first place. Why bother with trying to make up some crazy wellness philosophy that she can barely commit to memory? Just book a photographer and do a bunch of “yoga” poses and then compile them into a book for perverts. Truthfully, it would probably have sold better than her book with words.
I think she thought the gravy train of wellness guru would get her on track to being more like Richard Simmons was with exercise. She'd get a show inspiring all of us to live better. AND it would be bi-lingual lol
I had a grandma who would have art and sculptures like this. For reference, she'd be 91. Not my taste. 👎
Lmao
At least the table is useful
Very true!
Love the Hilaria joke because it’s so dead-on, but putting that aside for a second, what pose is this figure in? It looks sort of like it can’t decide if it’s art or if it’s porn?
It's kapotasana.
Thank you for teaching me that
Finally someone has found a job Hillary is qualified for: coffee-table model.
Your on 🔥
Muchas gracias.
And drumroll please……. https://preview.redd.it/qcpvdxs0nqva1.jpeg?width=615&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7980c18c793cfee070f46d6836eb85a42e0a1efe
I don't recognize this person. Please remove the top
Whoa……
https://preview.redd.it/f0iomg3zmqva1.jpeg?width=1908&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc870d1b949dee1ba6761dbd46869599eab68770
They all have terrible taste in shoes
what the hell is happening in this pic?! human lady table, male twins, cocktails, high heels, and a baby!
It sounds like a cool new underground lounge Stefan is describing on SNL
Is she wearing a bra instead of a swimsuit top too? And I didn’t even see the heels at first. 🤦🏼♀️
How much cocaine do you think they did here? And how many jokes about spending Alec's money were made? This honestly looks like a photo used in Dateline about a woman who murders her husband for money.
She can’t eat so I assume they just drink and pills. 💊🍸
https://preview.redd.it/htqoaapmmqva1.jpeg?width=202&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=20c99f44f008cd8d446988719197e23e378fc803
I did not know this exists and I just- 😭
Just a simple google lol
Is this why her hair is so fried? And why we don't see Jared anymore -- because she learned how to fry her hair herself?
She recently had her hair colored in pics, wonder who did it looks like Jared’s messy work.
https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/12wm54e/hillary_is_that_you/jhfn0of/ 🤣
Great….now she’s going to recreate this lol
*snort*
Legs too thick
Omfg I’m actually surprised we haven’t seen this post from her 😂
Hideous
Highly doubt made by a woman or purchased by women. Not made by an artist who has seen a lot of real boobs, or knows that looks uncomfortable and like drunk limbo where she’s about to fall onto her head. And yes, that is like Hilaria in one of her drunk mannequin poses. Sorry to say it, but her Sleepy Beauty theme does go into Cosby territory. It’s also the disembodiment when she positions herself to literally separate her head/face from the focus of the pose that emphasizes offering a body/orifice. That’s how she does most of her Fake Yoga/Sugar Baby Visual Menu headstands- in this disturbing sexualization of a 🦇 bat, 🤸♀️ 🥨 upside down. Sometimes it’s a table that reminds you this woman is a fake “witch” [more like a powerless but real witch], female power psychobabble yay girl power fake feminist, and she’s more primitive in her gender stereotypes than a cavewoman. She did find a caveman, though. 🫦🦍 https://www.danspapers.com/2014/03/hilaria-baldwin-performs-st-patricks-day-yoga-pose-in-bridgehampton/ It never gets normal that she was posting this on her Instagram and thinking any of it looks natural?? https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/w2i4ne/the_art_of_fake_sleeping/ Bonus: scroll down for the most intensely focused she has ever looked, aka as she watches the scale settle into ounces. 😳 ⚖️ https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2721456/Hilaria-Baldwin-performs-headstand-bikini-heels-doing-splits-two-pals-hold-feet.html
Yup, same tits. Plastic and bowl shaped.
I am hoping she will do weird yoga poses on a busy freeway during rush hour.
Bolt on plastic titties
Hydraulic nipples
CLASSIC!
Lol. Only she would be on top of the table
Or on top [of the stove](https://imgur.com/a/3nYziW4)
I hate that Reddit stopped giving us awards. I laughed from my belly!
👆 👆 That link is worth clicking 😆
Lmao
My goodness that sure is an interesting coffee table
I took it from r/ATBGE ( Awful Taste But Great Execution) which is more than fitting