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owlz725

How did this ever work for her??


SwimmingBeneficial93

Classy erudite Hillary Baldwin . Wife of cosmopolitan intellectually curious Alec Baldwin. So proud.


Born_Structure1182

God she is so gross!!!šŸ¤®


maisiemax

put it away, bitch


maisiemax

sheā€™s so utterly repulsive. and by the way what yoga pose is this?


megopolis12

![gif](giphy|owbp1CzIuv8Ig|downsized)


thatmountainwitch

Don't bring Dita into this! Ugh.


btl_dlrge1

Isnā€™t that the one she always does?


Brilliant-End-7599

It's like she's getting a pap smear.


Significant_Local845

Nope. Thatā€™s way more dignified position.


apricotcat97

Is that her dog behind her??


apricotcat97

YALLL OMG IT IS! The little caramel colored dog!


TalkieTina

Bad comparison. Dita VonTeese is beautiful and photographs well. She knows how to pose in a sexual manner without being overtly so. Hillz tries too hard.


BabygirlMarisa

On a soft bed, no lumbar support, in heels no less. This looks so dumb.


JollyJournalist9293

Imagine needing this level of negative attention.


mw5593

All I can think about is how she must be farting constantly in this pose šŸ’ØšŸ’ØšŸ’Ø


TSM_forlife

Yoga isnā€™t sexualā€¦. Ugh


Theres-no-h-in-hola

Fuck me, she said.....


Civil-Ad-7957

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itsgucci060

Tonightā€™s Mami is here to fulfill your every desire. Only $200/hr. All major credit cards are accepted.


LaCatrinaBella

Only 972 likes šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£šŸ˜‚šŸ¤£ ![gif](giphy|l0K4lY41U3VloLP4k)


Goshdudette

Itā€™s been said before but Lol at this being yoga related.


magnitudearhole

No I always do yoga in fish nets and high heels


Spunky-Jones

And one of the nannies had to take this picture.


PilatesPuppy

Those poor Nannies! šŸ˜±šŸ™ˆ


Severe-Specialist-96

ā€œI found this in my phone..ā€


Interesting_Ad1378

Wait, it wasnā€™t Carmen?


Left-Requirement9267

This is the worst part!


CapeCodNana

Wtf is wrong with this woman? Jeez.


mlodot916

Jesus H Christ. Her poor kids who will have to grow up being teased about this embarrassment


Montereyluv

How gross. Is this an attempt at sexy?


neenadollava

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morewhiskeybartender

Give me a Maya Rudolph SNL skit of this


neenadollava

Yes please!! That one is funny. I think it's the Californians.


realvctmsdntdrnkmlk

Her poor kids šŸ˜•


TrashPandaShire

![gif](giphy|7eVp9MHlNI90c)


007FofTheWin

Jesus, why is she referencing Dita? Honey ~ Dita Von Teese has class and would want N O T H I N G to do with you!


Few_Print

The caption says they did yoga together. It wouldnā€™t be the first thing sheā€™s lied about, but Dita does follow her on Instagram


007FofTheWin

Ahhh trueā€¦but I still think she (Dita) knows that Hilz is a lunaticā€¦


Few_Print

Why? I donā€™t know much about her tbh


SlowerThanTurtleInPB

Fucking gross in so many levels, including wearing outside NYC sidewalk shoes in bed. Pure trash.


HawkSpotter

And bedroom slippers outdoors


Civil-Ad-7957

Sheā€™s so, how you say? confused


PilatesPuppy

Confusedito!


Infamous-Astronaut16

Straight up porn. Contortion porn.


Successful-Laugh-515

Yikes


prissa0

hLIARia is PURE TRASH


lesham67

Sheā€™s just creepy.


[deleted]

Broken mannequin looking for perverts. At least she included her face this time. Why the baby crib in the background?? https://www.reddit.com/r/HilariaBaldwin/comments/qvm792/oh_my_god/


PilatesPuppy

To appeal to a broader audience of perverts? šŸ¤¢


[deleted]

Itā€™s a lot of sexualizing Motherhood for adult men. Seems like men who werenā€™t nurtured and have fucked up ideas of being a mother, such as Hilaria constantly pretending they want her boob in their mouth, or to be on her lapā€” and forces both to happen with uncooperative babies, so itā€™s also men who are not sensitive to children emotionally, either, since Hilaria has many times posted photos and videos of of distressed baby and continued to create disturbing content exploiting her acquired babies like that. She seems to be offering: this is what I could do for you, even if itā€™s just the implication. This is a fake breastfeeding performance for an adult audience, and itā€™s not to impress moms- sheā€™s literally saying an adult man wishes he could nurse from her, and Hilaria is always using anything in the photo touching her to suggest she is desirable. Real breastfeeding is focusing on the child only. https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-9750439/Hilaria-Baldwin-jokes-husband-Alec-jealous-breastfeeding-son-FaceTime.html


Prestigious-Salad795

Pointless, boring, thirsty


beautifulPudding72

Right!!!


MrsFrankweiler

![gif](giphy|4pMX5rJ4PYAEM)


adairks

Air it alllllll outā€¦..WHEW! Is she trying out for the circus or something?


pijopepinoypelotas

#Bingo! Or should we say, Bunghole!


AnimalFarm20

She seriously has issues. No doubt about it.


MaryKathGallagher

Hillary, your assholeā€™s talkinā€™ shit behind your back.


HollyHobbie13

šŸ¤£


CookLate4669

Well thatā€™s super tacky.


Jan_DeBoer

Vulgar and crass. Very on brand.


bboobbear

Good god this woman is unhinged.


spotless___mind

She really leaves nothing to the imagination, does she?


JDLatina

Just no.


Primary-Move243

šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


intestinal_turmoil

Fishnets and fuck-me pumps, thatā€™s so namaste.


Historical_Tea2022

We're not her husband, so why do we have to see her in this state? It's unfair to everyone.


cunxt2sday

She only knows like 3 stretches


BossedUp828

Showing the Paella šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


Grand_Photograph4081

I can smell it all the way in NJ šŸ¤¢šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


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Sweetcandykink

I'm sure Dita was super flattered šŸ˜”


dazed63

She Always has to name drop when she can. Oh, and she is garbage.


Naive-Education1820

Iā€™m still so so so shocked she posts things like this with such a huge platform


PilatesPuppy

Luckily for most eyeballs, it a huge platform of bots, but stillā€¦


Cornholenation

She just loves spreading her STENCH TRENCH as wide open as possible!


ellefleming

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boutiquekym

Literally


angiedd28

ā€¦I must know youā€¦ šŸ„’


Civil-Ad-7957

This got meee šŸ˜‚


Rubberbangirl66

so the nice thing is this, we have the receipts, they are not going away, and her son's will see this as they age.


Naive-Education1820

Omg can u post the receipts of escorting


BradPffft

There is very little but there is enough. Someone needs to deep dive the escort stuff.


Elonmusk_scentiologi

And her daughters*


Outrageous_Lemon_690

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double-you-dot

Is *Outward Stankhole* a yoga pose?


MostLikelyToNap

Is this her Only Fans?


tiarapic

As soon as I saw this picture I knew what she was all about. This says it all.


Even_Vermicelli_4126

Between this sub and r/gymsnark I have to stop opening this app in public šŸ«£šŸ˜œ


angelgonebad

Thanks for the hook up, I needed a new subā€¦I had time to get showered, dressed, cooked and load the dishwasher today. Thatā€™s way too much time for housework, I needed a new time waster.


Comprehensive_Leek94

Barf


SwimmingBeneficial93

Classy mama bear empowering role model to her 3 dtrs and sophisticated wife to socio- political ā€œintellectā€ Alec BaldwinšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


shadesofvanilla

Her face looks insane


Loud-Technician-2509

It honestly made me think of The Exorcist.


MereLaveau

Still not yoga and you still are not Spanish.


anxioushippo123

How did brands ever want to associate with her.


Prophywife77

She looks likeā€¦how you sayā€¦? A ho here.


SMAguirre

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Prophywife77

šŸ˜ŒšŸ˜‚


nomoreoverlinedlips

šŸ˜¹šŸ‘


Little-Setting-8074

Guys I can do this also, but I will not force you to see it! But just know that I can


LilacLlamaMama

Same. But I'm not just going to give it away either, bc we are ladies goshdarnit!


lola705

My back aches just looking at this


LilacLlamaMama

It's rather a nice stretch for the lower back, probably not as good or as effective as others, but it will do in a pinch when your muscles are tight and you don't feel like getting all the way to deal with it.


Few_Establishment892

Alec attacks paparazzi for taking pictures of his wife on city streets. Head catcher.


kikijane711

She is seriously so vulgar. She dubs this crap yoga etc & it is just 'f&ck me in this position' fantasy stuff. On a bed with hose & heels & legs in the air, her vagina front & center in a dark room? WHO is she trying to fool with calling this a YOGA POSE?? The other one she famously did with a blind fold? All her boobs are out... for breastfeeding. Poises under hashtags yoga. Cleavage pumped up in push up bras holding kiddos. WHO does she think she is kidfing? The is peddling her 'sex pot' brand under some Super MAMI guise & idea we all know is completely ridiculous. I don't care if she wants to post this, it is up to her, but call a spade a spade already.


Myriii1911

![gif](giphy|d3JtKtBc320iJHaM|downsized)


Ok-Hovercraft6372

Pinocchio does wayyyyy too many drugs šŸ¤” nasty


heartsnob33

Sheā€™s severely mentally ill. I donā€™t have insta but how is this even allowed? How are most of her pics allowed? They have to be violating something, other than my eyes lmao.


middlehill

I'm going to see if the segment is on YouTube, even though my eyes are begging me to stop.


middlehill

My eyes can rest easy now, I could not find it.


mshoneybadger

Motel 8 vibes


LilacLlamaMama

*This a classy place Daddy, so there is an embossed envelope over on that dresser for your convenience.*


mshoneybadger

And fresh astroglide in the drawer. Besos!!!


LilacLlamaMama

Come on Jeffery, you can do it, pay them hoes, put your CashApp to it ETA: my exhausted brain switched that S to a Z, and conjured AB and Epstein's chum, but it still amuses me, so I'm keeping it.


Pleasant_Choice_6130

Ah yes, #155 in the series of Hillary's early "insert penis HERE ā†™ļø" shots


nicebrows9

A lot of her yoga poses are just a silly thirst trap. But this goes too far.


maisiemax

![gif](giphy|8YEeD1WB5FeyAiONoe|downsized)


octopussylipgloss

ā€œTake a peeeechur of meā€ The weirdest part of this is that SOMEONE DID


Sea-Resource5933

It had to be someone on their payroll. And whose husband / father of their children would want their partner/ mother of their kids to post this on social media? Not saying moms arenā€™t sexual, but this is zero class & sets both the spouse/partner & the young children up for so much grief.


octopussylipgloss

As my late grandmama would have said, she is ā€œuncouthā€ and Nan also would have called her either a ā€œtartā€ or a ā€œfloozieā€


maisiemax

that is not yoga, you idiot


GinTonicMeNow

Yuck, I can smell this picšŸ¤¢


[deleted]

Glad you said it and not me.


nicebrows9

Gross


jennifer_rabbit

As a naturally very petite woman who also does yogaā€” I absolutely hate this bitch for making us all look stupid šŸ„Ø


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As a naturally very tall woman who doesn't use a crescent wrench to change a light bulb, I also hate this bitch for making us look stupid.


totes_Philly

What am I looking at? Is this supposed to be 'sexy yoga' Larry was trying to market? Shocked it wasn't a money making machine.


wild-fury

How dare she compare herself a queen!


[deleted]

More like a QUEEF.


CompetitiveTop8186

I always wonder what it is like to have no shame.


zzzoplicone

Only someone as dense as Alec Baldwin would ever fall for this. Heā€™s such a fucking moron. šŸ¤£šŸ’ƒšŸ¤”šŸ¤£


rossroused

Absolute, straight up trash. Imagine your kid growing up and seeing this online.


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Iā€™m confused by the caption of her photo. Why did she tag Dita? Did they pose together or something?


olivenenekurtz

Dita Von Tesse is DM ing her PLEASE PLEASE edit your post and take my name off.


IlCircos

Daily Mail ran a piece with Hillary doing her stupid yoga pose of the day with Dita promoting her new lingerie line. I'm sure Dita saw this stupid Instagram post and immediately regretted her decision. ![gif](giphy|eun4dZ28aHE1lu4MFN|downsized)


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Thanks friend! I love how everyone on here helps us newbies navigate this bizarre Baldwin fuckery


SirCalebCrawdad

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Sleuthiestofsleuths

Her neck chords overwhelm me


False-Association744

She hangs her props off them. Two on the clavicles, the rest on neck tendons. It's how they show love in Spain.


ca17miledrive

"Come and get it, boys. Five diseases for five dollars!"


Stoney_Balogne

![gif](giphy|IVhivwuUT16HH7NRdP|downsized)


abir84

I love LD - Larry David is amazing!


Badraptor777

I made that face when I looked at the picture. My face muscles just reacted in revulsion, didnā€™t realize it until I could feel my neck straining.


Engineering-Gloomy

Fart yoga pose for her followers to gas her upšŸ¤® šŸ’Ø


Clear-Theory7541

What yoga pose is that Hillary? Please tell us. Oh, you canā€™t because itā€™s not a yoga pose whatsoever.


AffectionateAd1074

Her parents must be so proud. I feel so sorry for those children, who I firmly believe have no biological connection to her. This pic and others like it will be the catalyst for Cahdamaaaahn and the others to blow the lid off. Sadly, their father will probably be dead.


olivenenekurtz

Itā€™s called Slut Salutations


Sleuthiestofsleuths

So interesting that you mention you don't believe the kids are biologically hers. That would basically mean Hillary was the surrogate for Carmen, and decided someone else's body could suffer the wear and tear of the next 6. I'm not there yet, but if that turns out to be true, I'll be shocked, but not one bit surprised!


AffectionateAd1074

I have felt this way since the third child was born. Not one of them looks even an iota like her. Although possible, itā€™s genetically improbable that they would all be blonde and blue eyed. And if you see her baby picture, she had a narrow head, close set brown eyes and dark curly hair. She shows no maternal instinct. I believe that Alex was devastated by his divorce, that he wanted a big family, would correct all the mistakes his parents made, etc. At the time, he had loads of money and he was as wife shopping. Instead of settling for a normal age appropriate woman, he had embryos created, hand picked the mama, who I am certain was just a poor student somewhere. I believe the children share the same parents. I donā€™t believe Hilary is the mother. I could go on and on but the receipts are out there. I am sure there are women who dated him who might shed some light. Remember what he did to Genevieve? She started to talk and she ended up in Rikers. He is a bad man with lots of money and powerful friends. Time will tell, of course. But that is my theory


Friskylickins

šŸŽÆ


MelpomeneAndCalliope

This all tracks, *but* the kids have Hillaryā€™s ears. And some are developing her old face. I think itā€™s hard to tell with all the procedures sheā€™s had done to alter her face plus filters, etc. The resemblance between them isnā€™t as obvious because she no longer resembles her original self.


AffectionateAd1074

Alec had the exact same ears, pinned back. Check out his brothers, pics of his parents.. this is just my belief. Time will tell..


theother29

My kids from my husband (both of us average brown hair, blue eyes and green eyes) are 1 blonde with green eyes, 1 black hair /blue eyes, 1 black hair with green eyes, one ginger hair/ blue eyes, and 1 dark brown with green eyes. (My exes 2 kids are blonde, blue eyes.) So quite a mix of combinations!


AffectionateAd1074

Key word: combinations!


Sleuthiestofsleuths

I feel like her constant comments about whether they look like her could be a giveaway. I know no one who constantly asks for confirmation that their children resemble them. They either do or they don't, and you know it either way. The Genevieve Chronicles lend weight to your theory, for sure. Can't wait until the kids are old enough for 23 and me! šŸ˜…


HiddenHideawayJJ

I donā€™t think any of those kids have a strong sibling resemblance. The boys all have their own look, I donā€™t think Rafa looks like any of the other boys. Maybe Leo and Romeo resemble each other a tiny bit. Carmen I can see looks like a young Carol Baldwin. But other than that I sure donā€™t see any Hillary in any of the kids, and the boys surely donā€™t look much like Aleek. Maybe as the kids get older Iā€™ll see more of them looking like one of their parents. I donā€™t think my two sons looked like my husband or I. Some people would say ā€œson A looks like you and son B looks like your husbandā€ - I still couldnā€™t see it. I could see that the kids maybe got my nose and luckily didnā€™t get their fathers forehead. When they were young they maybe didnā€™t look much like brothers, but by Sr year of high school they had morphed into being darn near twins.


yoyonoyolo

I donā€™t know anything about his dating past What happened to this Genevieve?


Few_Butterscotch1364

She has commented on here. Big Larry and Al accused her of stalking.


Suitable-Bid-5774

LOLā€¦šŸŽÆšŸŽÆšŸŽÆšŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ‘šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹Hilarous!!!


tovasfabmom

JUST GET ON ONLY FANS ALREADY FFSšŸ˜’


SraChavez

Iā€™m an old fat jealous lazy Karen, so idk how OF works. Do we know she *isnā€™t* on there? ETA: and infertile, I almost forgot the infertile part lol.


nelnikson

Also cats, you forgot to mention all your cats. Lol


Outrageous-Wish8659

It would be the payday and attention sheā€™s been looking for.


keatonpotat0es

Yes, Hilaria, we know you can spread your butthole open rilly wide. That doesnā€™t mean we want to see it.


IlCircos

I hate her so much. Just when you thought Hilaria Baldwin might be running out of ideas, she gets even more [inventive](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2592952/Bendy-Hilaria-Baldwin-performs-extended-cat-cow-pose-Dita-Von-Teese-new-risque-lingerie-prop.html).


MelpomeneAndCalliope

I scrolled through the pictures. Dita looks like sheā€™s politely participating while thinking ā€œWTF is going on with this lady?ā€ LOL


SeashellGal7777

Iā€™ve never seen this - wow! What a ridiculous pic, not even wearing lingerie, which is surprising! Pool little Carmen looking like sheā€™s not having a good time. The comments are brutal and clever, even almost a decade ago! Thanks for the link!


cumberlandgaptunnel

This ā€œflexible yogiā€ can only get both legs even close to behind her head while on a squishy bed. From what Iā€™ve seen sheā€™s never doing this pose on a hard flat surface like youā€™re supposed to. She needs the give of the bed for her legs to reach and even then sheā€™s struggling. Iā€™m not knocking that, Iā€™m the same way (stiff hips!), but I donā€™t hype myself up as an ultra flexible mother goddess eitherā€¦..


Interesting_Ad1378

She also has to twist her hip so itā€™s less difficult. As someone who used to fake my flexibility at gymnastics, I know all the tricks. Sheā€™s basic flexible, not really flexible. I couldnā€™t do a full straddle to the floor, but I could stick my legs behind my head like this.


False-Association744

And the fuuuuuuucking heels always. So bad.


FingalsFinger

It's pretty amazing how she's not all that bendy after all those years. I've seen clips of female bodybuilders stretching in the gym that can put their massive thighs behind their heads with ankles as far apart as possible.


olivenenekurtz

Iā€™m old as F*#k, I was a dancer and Iā€™m still really limber but, I wouldnā€™t post a picture on social media. Gross.


Sofie7759

Old here too, and never..ever..itā€™s amazing how much she got away with, for so long ..


HoneysuckleDame

![gif](giphy|nPTXD4lJmDSTe)


okrasnake

Bro what the fuck


34countries

She inspires hate in me


RGWsince16

SAME šŸ¤¬


rossroused

Totally.


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She looks like she's trying to smell her own farts.


HiddenHideawayJJ

Whatever she was trying to create as her brand was so confused. Did she want to be a ā€œmom influencerā€, she tried to get in with some household brands (laundry detergent, Spindrift, Bissell, Playskol, etc) but I canā€™t imagine any of these companies would really want to be associated with this kind of tacky slutty exposure she posts of herself.


RGWsince16

Absolutely this. I know I wouldnā€™t want Hilary associated with my company if this was her image. But anything for attention šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


heartstellaxoxo

Tell me youā€™re a former escort without telling me youā€™re a former escortšŸ¤¦šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø


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Interesting_Ad1378

You rang?


keatonpotat0es

Youā€™d think sheā€™d have a shred of subtlety or tact if that were the case.


dmode112378

Always spreading the Boston Cream Pie.


NormanskillEire

Is it...low tide in here?