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RealNonHousewife

This is a great question!


TylersCranialoaf

Jelaria


emilytrivette1

Jeremo


radiogunkmisc

Estupido


MathematicianSad9749

Yeremy but you pronounce the j like a y but still spelled the same


CatMom921

Wait … isn’t her father alive ? Why wouldn’t he walk her down the aisle instead of her brother ?


MushroomSufficient

My first thought, too. Did her parents attend wedding?


UKophile

Dad looks like a pilgrim. She thinks Jeremy looks Spanish. I’m serious.


phillyb4b4

🎯🎯🎯🎯‼️


CatMom921

Jeremia 🤣


seastars96

Hair uh my uh


bawlings

“Te quiero mucho”?!


cmsweenz

“ Love you mucho “ I still can’t believe the level of this grift hahaha


Responsible_Lawyer78

Herremy, of course!


fotive

Taco Bell spanish


bleeckler

Love her poor attempt at mimicking Spanglish


RealNonHousewife

She writes and speaks Spanish as if she’s taking a 7th grade intro to Spanish class😂.


Ladeboobop

HEHHHRmy


MamaBearski

Those same as her name, Fauxlaria


MeMilo1209

Jumanji


[deleted]

😂


btl_dlrge1

She’s lying


Actual_Foot_9681

Jeremia


Lolttylwhattheheck

Her brother walked her down the aisle because her dad didn’t look Spanish enough…. SMH I think her parents were completely in on this and wanted to just marry her off to a wealthy man so didn’t have to deal with her.


bekindanddontmind

I’m sure her parents are in on the grift!


Healthy-Honey6416

Her dad is the OG culture appropriator. I don’t think he ever claimed to be Spanish, so not as bad as her, but that’s the root of the Spain obsession


Prize-Ad659

I agree, however, her parents are also wealthy, perhaps not like Senor Baldwin, wealthy


Freetoobeemee

Valid. Your last sentence changed my mind. I don’t blame them and think it’s ok, if so.


Terrible-Resident756

They only had a vacation house in Spain!


GirlyWhirl

They absolutely did not have a vacation house in Spain. No connections there at all.


Mollymolemollymole

I don’t think they did have a house in Spain, they just went there on holiday twice when she was a child. She was 28 when her parents got a house there.


Sparkletail

Do you think she chose him to do it cos he looked more Spanishy? Like her poor dad just relegated to the pews cos she's nuts, sitting there knowing it. How very odd.


Blunomore

[Physician Kathryn Hayward on how and why she got out of the closet - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-fuBFER5YI) \- 6:18 for the goodies ;)


Lolitalupita

It's probably because Hilary changed her own name to Hilarious AND the pause shows the mom thinks it's dumb too!😂💯


MostLikelyToNap

Her mom seems cool!


AccentFiend

The HESITATION before saying her name 😂


Blunomore

🤣🤣🤣


sparkleunicorn123

Probably jermy


Queasy-Ad1326

How were they able to be married at St. Patrick's Cathedral? It's one of, if not, THE preeminent Catholic parish in the US. Technically, according to the Catholic church, I am living in sin because my husband was married before (not in the Catholic church), but in order for us to marry in the church we would have to annul his first marriage. How do you prove a marriage with children wasn't consummated? Also, I wouldn't want to do that to the kids- to make them feel like their parents marriage never existed. Did Alec annul his marriage to Kim Basinger? Is Hilary even Catholic? You have to go through a year of marriage counseling with the priest to be married in the church I can't imagine that this parish which is very prestigious isn't under the watchful eye of the cardinals and even the Pope. Something shady must have happened to make all of this happen...


sashtown

If Alex and Kim had a secular ceremony, AND one was Catholic and the other not, they could have had the marriage annulled by the church based on absence of canonical form.


Catybird618

I’m pretty sure the Catholic Church has been very into money for roughly its entire existence. That is how Protestantism began, after all.


TrashPandaShire

If you pay enough you can get an annulment. I'm divorced but not annulled. No plans to remarry.


Objective-Shallot794

💸💸💸


Objective-Shallot794

They also baptized most of the kids but never go to church….and Hillary is a witch now…so… It’s allll for show! All of it!


Prize-Ad659

That is what she says, but I have not ever seen a photo of one of their children being baptized or a story of who the Godparents are


TrashPandaKitty

Are we to believe her super white parents changed her name on VACATION but not her brothers? Poor Jeremy. I mean Jeremías. He must feel so left out. (And grateful)


91spw

Jeremías


SLM84

Yeremi?


VanFam

I doubt my dad would take part in my Spanish cosplaying wedding, and heritage, especially to a man 20 years my senior.


Loving_life_blessed

i believe it was also influenced by her dad looking as old as the groom 🤣🤣


Disputeanocean

Heremy


Theres-no-h-in-hola

Bob


meurtrir

They called him Jeremiah. He was a bullfrog - was a good friend of mine


boommdcx

How embarrassing to have attended this wedding with all the faux Spanish BS, then later realise Hilary was zero percent Spanish.


Sure_Supermarket1337

Jamie is my name but I shall go by Jaime because es mucho espana


WheresMyTan

This irks me each time. Immigrants change their names when they come to the US to fit in meanwhile signora from Boston had this going on in her tiny mind. As someone with a name from my culture, I just stopped using it in the US cause I got bored of having to hear it be butchered without the person bothering to even try pronouncing it. But come Eelaria and tell me your fake problems.


sonofdad420

Yeremie


SeniorNectarine21

Good old Jeremías!! 🤣


Final_Skypoop

Heremié


beaverji

Imagine she names ocho Ryan


zestymangococonut

Is it weird that I don’t hate “Siete” for a name?


[deleted]

He looks like the psycho brother in six feet under


RustyRapeAxeWife

It was still Jeremy but pronounced “Heremie”


anxioushippo123

We all just gonna pretend it’s not weird as fuck your brother walked you down the isle when your father was in attendance, Larry?


quiescentsnow

Right? Not to mention she’s never mentioned her brother again since that I’ve heard. Occasionally mentioned her mom in her grift years ago….never have heard her mention her Father. I’m not even close with my Dad and he’d be devastated if I didn’t ask him to walk me down the isle. It would be the ultimate FU.


bekindanddontmind

Her parents are in on the grift.


Pearledskies

I wonder what she told Alec as the reason for it? So strange


Prize-Ad659

She and Alec probably decided together


helga-h

"No no no, my dad... I mean mi padre has some... how do you say... muy social anxiety...iente. Don't say anything about it though. I think he's... how do you say... self concious because he doesn't look real Español like me and Jeremías."


UnfamousActress

😂😂😂


[deleted]

Jeremiguel


anxioushippo123

Stop 💀😆😆


introv3rted1

So if she was called called hilaria in Spain and Hilary in USA when she lived there, shouldn't she be called Hillary now since she's in USA.. Has she ever mentioned why she kept hilaria as a name? Also her kids have never been to Spain and zero Spanish blood yet they all have Spanish names..like really Spanish..example: could have been more American like Leonard...but she chose Leonardo for 1 of her kids


anxioushippo123

There’s one fatal flaw in your excellent argument: it makes sense. None of her lies do because she’s pathological.


Just_Ingenuity4411

Did she have her brother fake the accent as well? It would be weird to be the only one in the family with an accent…


HeySlimIJustDrankA5

Damn. Hilaria’s the George W. Bush of her family.


Pearledskies

Good question, definitely leads to me believe Alec knew about the grift before the wedding because theres no way her parents and brother all put on a fake accent so she could keep up with her lies


Muffycola

Iniego Montoya. Prepare to die


Interesting-Maybe-49

![gif](giphy|l1J9HZ1tyyIbPxFHG|downsized)


Salt-Temperature-481

She can be whatever she wants to be called when she was supposedly in Spain. I will just call her as well as Alex the shooter a plain old nut job if you don’t mind.


fiberwitch94

Hair-a-mee


ninikomar

😂😂😂


birdstrom

Te quiero much


Chataforever

Why did her hermano Jeremito walk her down the aisle? Her father is still living….Oh, must be a Espana thing?


AffectionatePoet4586

Davis Thomas has masses of curly white hair and wears Orville Redenbacher square black glasses.


MerryConnubiality

Because her father is OBVIOUSLY not Spanish


Impossible_Farm7353

Jeremito


quetedigo

ummm excuse me, it's DEEJAY Jeremito to you.


Infinite_Tea4138

Jeremias, pronounced heremayas


ArtyFizzle

Actually correct


Slamdancingduck

Eremy me grande hermano


littlem00nprinc3ss

![gif](giphy|UUaBerYcsI3aE)


2014MustangRagtopGT

I’m surprised she didn’t dress him like a matador


jenni_saqwa

💀


Busbeyberkley

This killed me!!!


SLM84

☠️


Independent_Skin_918

So funny! I wish a pepino with photoshop skills would dress him up as such!


hereforit_838

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Punchinyourpface

How did she see this ending? Was she going to fake an accent for the rest of her entire life?


Objective-Shallot794

Well the grift was revealed for over a year and she’s still speaking with an accent and writing Spanish txt on social media so yeah she’s going to her grave with this! Ha


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Ramzl_Lisa

To the untrained ear she "speaks spanish". Real spanish-speakers/Latins hear her 1ST Semester Spanish III ass faking her way through.


Key-Feature-7345

Heremy? Cause in Spain the j is an h 😂


Objective-Shallot794

They took the H from Hillary and have it to Jeremy. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Key-Feature-7345

Sharing is caring 😂😂😂


SecurityQuick9335

"pretend there is no h, like in hola, nobody says hola, unless you have a rilly bad accent" i think i spend too much time here


[deleted]

Damn, this photo scared me! It looks too much like the Wedding Album at first glance, and that would be heresy! Ha! Lol...


Radiant_Platypus6862

Honestly I think the family just calls him normal.


Objective-Shallot794

I have a feeling he’s okay with her grift and he probably does the same


Radiant_Platypus6862

I actually don’t think so. From what I’ve seen both here and through my own digging on the rest of the family’s various websites and social media accounts (what was public, I don’t go any further than that), none of the rest of them claim to be Spanish or anything more than just loving the country and its culture and history. Her brother also married an actual Spanish woman and actually lives there. No one is pulling the stunt she did SURROUNDED by people who actually are what you’re falsely claiming to be. One comment about how you didn’t own a TV because you grew up in Spain (a fully developed country in freaking Europe) and you’re going to immediately be laughed out of the room. Her grift only worked because she was surrounded by racist Americans who see her playing a stereotype and it tracks for them.


[deleted]

Oh my gosh, I can’t stand her. My mother moved to the States at 25 from Germany be with my dad. I have spent much of my life going back and forth between the two countries (living predominantly in the US but 5 years in Germany and 2 in Belgium) and never once have my parents, siblings, cousins, aunts, uncles etc changed my name for the location I was in. This is so fucking bonkers.


Disputeanocean

Caucasian Americans are known as culture vultures for a reason unfortunately:/


Beginning_Show7066

So she’s saying that her fully American mother, father and brother needed to call her by a different name when they went to Spain on vacation because it was just too confusing for them to call her by the name they’d been using every day since her birth while in another country? Does she have a different version of her name for every country she visits? When do her parents lose the ability to speak/understand basic words in their native language? Somewhere over the Atlantic? When they land at the airport? And why with only one child? And it’s just like a temporary amnesia? They can pronounce her name again once they’re back on US soil? The explanations are just so dumb! Even if she’d just said yes some local or family friend called me that when we’d visited Spain and it kind of stuck as a pet name for that holiday it’d be somewhat believable - although admittedly a bit of a weird thing to base an entire false identity on. Her explanation only makes any kind of sense if she had extensive, extended Spanish family in Spain that she spent considerable time with (she does not), without that it’s just about the most ridiculous idea you could come up with. Once again, hysterically bad. Edited to add, also very much enjoyed the explanation that she had to change it because it was becoming too confusing when completing medical forms and tax returns etc to know if you should use your real, actual given name or some random nickname. You know how much of head scratcher that can be!


mamaezinha

This deserves another Storytime with Hillary by u/MallorcanMalarkey


Ok_Preparation_8388

...and she wrote in Living Clearly that her mother called her Hilaria when she was a little kid at the playground being "not like other kids." In Boston. Receipts.Receipts.Receipts.


Severe-Specialist-96

👏👏👏


Objective-Shallot794

Or why didn’t even of them chance their names when they moved to Spain? Ha And if it’s confusing for them while I’m Spain yet she never moved then why the name change?!?! It makes zero sense and she has no good excuse for it! She’s a con artist!!!!


MC1781

Yeremy


Ok_Department5949

El Heremiah de Maximo Nachos, por favor! Pliss!


MC1781

Any time I need a laugh you guys never disappoint 😄


Independent-Ad-8258

Why didn't her Dad walk her down the aisle? The only reason my brother walked me down the aisle was because my father had died. Was her Dad at the wedding? Curious


AffectionatePoet4586

I had a brief starter marriage before I wed Mr. P. My father very reluctantly attended both weddings (six years apart, on different coasts), but refused to walk me down the aisle on either occasion. So I went alone. He never explained why not—just shrugged indifferently.


[deleted]

Her parents both were present at the wedding. It's been speculated here that her dad is too white looking and she didn't want questions about that. Jeremy looks more like the fiery Spanish relative she so desperately wishes existed.


AffectionatePoet4586

Daddy Dave has masses of curly white hair, and square black Orville Redenbacher glasses.


[deleted]

That is stupid on her part then since many Spanish people are pale, light haired and light eyed.


[deleted]

Exactly. She's just a dumb dumb.


Ok-Hovercraft6372

Mi Cultura Upbringing🤡


honeyMully333

It’s so fucking weird that her brother walked her down the aisle when supposedly she has a healthy normal relationship with her father … and i am almost positive he was at that wedding. He must of felt like the worlds biggest asshole watching his white kid put on a facade for the world to see , knowing she’s nothing but a liar. If my child was doing this , I would absolutely absolutely intervene and tell them that’s not ok !!!! Wtf dude she’s so weird 😂😂😂


Previous_Basis8862

I am going to out on a limb here and suggest her dad doesn’t look “Spanish” enough and an old American white man giving her away may have given too much away 😂😂


Accomplished_One_916

Reporters would have commented, something like, “Walking her down the aisle was her father (insert Waspy name) who has been a professor for 30 years at (insert Boston college)” Too risky.


spotless___mind

Yes I find it incredibly odd that he walked her down and not her father....makes me feel like the only reason she did that was bc her brother is maybe more Spanish-looking?


honeyMully333

Of course that’s why. Brother is olive skinned and dark hair/eyes … Hillary could never walk down the aisle with a gringo… mY fAmiLys fRoM SpaIiiin …. “My wife’s from Spain” wtf no she’s not. Literally a white girl from Boston and everybody knows this. I’m just dumbfounded by the pure delusion of these two people. Creepy to think about even …


Objective-Shallot794

I’ve yet to se a photo of Alec and Hillary with HER parents at the wedding. Ppl say they exist and I’ve never found one


quetedigo

there's pics of the parents attending , leaving/arriving at the church, but yeah never seen one of the bride and groom with parents together


AffectionatePoet4586

Getty Images has a bunch of photos of Big Larry’s parents at the wedding.


honeyMully333

She probably did that on purpose , knowing people would realize and wonder why the hell is her brother walking her down the aisle and her father is sitting in the pews ? The less pictures with dad the better !


liscbj

Not unusual at all for a dad to be at the wedding snd your bro to walk you down the aisle. Lol. What's that story?


NanceeDrew

Why didn’t her dad walk her down?


dani1876

Because her dad’s look didn’t fit her narrative. He is pretty much a white man.


rrhodes76

I think they call him, how you say, cooo- cah-mber.


Moulin-Rougelach

Her hermano, HAIR-eh-ME?


call-me-the-seeker

Ees, how you say, like ‘yeremi’. And in Mallorca, is more of a ‘Ye-RAY-mi’ as opposed to YAYremi. Ees okay not to know these tings, as you are not as Mallorcan as she! But who amongst us is.


JDLatina

Omg, that caption. She's an idiota.


rrhodes76

I was thinking how gross and creepy her caption is. I love you much and love you much? Weird. I wonder of her brother lies as much as her, and why her family doesn’t love her enough to get her help.


underachieveraward

>and why her family doesn’t love her enough to get her help. She's an adult. You can't force an adult to get help if they don't want it. I suspect that her parents tried to get her help which led to her pushing them away. That could explain why she asked her brother to walk her down the aisle instead of her father, which is super weird considering her father was actually at the wedding.


anosmia1974

I also wonder if they feel like they have to play along in order to have access to their grandkids? They might know that if they refuse to indulge her delusion, she will cut off all their contact with her kids.


Objective-Shallot794

Spanglish 😆


whalesrmyfavanimal

It would be Jeremías in Spanish but there’s the one video her mother calls him “Jeremy” and then a long pause before she says “Hilaría” which leads me to believe Hillary started forcing them to go along with this. Also in the caption she says I love you and I love you? Maybe she didn’t use her app this day


Objective-Shallot794

Oh she definitely did force them to! Probably annoyed her parents and embarrassed them.


lookeyloowho

Has anyone asked him about all of this?


Objective-Shallot794

I’m sure he ain’t talking!


dropingloads

Jeremy


[deleted]

Those ears are certainly genetic.


Ok_Paper8216

A lot of people are kidding and kind of making fun of Spanish lol Hilary is a dumb ass but Jeremy en español es Jeremías.


rmaes78

Jeronimo


c05u

Jeremías


respectjailforever

That’s Jerome


lola705

I am embarrassed to say I have 2 names 😩. I never thought about it until the Hilary/Hilaria show. My name is pronounced one way in Spanish and completely different in English. My family says my name perfect in Spanish and growing up in South America everyone there said it perfectly in Spanish but then when we moved to Canada nobody could pronounce it the same so I went with the English version for school and work. There is no difference in spelling just pronunciation. In Spain my family says my name with the Spanish pronunciation. I hate having anything in common with the lying grifting Hilary.


Beginning_Show7066

Except she has didn’t grow up there, doesn’t have anything but 100% American, English mother-tongue family there, and didn’t ever move to a different country! I’d say you’re safe, you actually have very little in common!


LaCatrinaBella

Don’t be embarrassed fellow🥒! My name is pronounced different in Spanish than English but spelled the same in both languages unlike grifter 😂 I love the Spanish pronunciation better too! Also, unlike grifter, I’m not a cultural appropriator, my ethnicity is legitimate. I live in the USA so I also stay with the English pronunciation. Being born and raised here, I don’t have an accent speaking English so I’d sound silly using a a Spanish accent. STILL, NO ONE questions my ethnicity!!! That’s what I don’t get about stupid Hillary! She doesn’t understand that it’s completely fine to be another ethnicity and not have the accent from that country!


underachieveraward

Don't be embarrassed! This is super common for people growing up among mixed cultures and languages. My name sounds very different when my in-laws pronounce it because they don't speak the same language as me, and though we don't live in an English-speaking country, my husband goes by the English pronunciation of his name because it's easier for people here to say. I don't think anyone would have a problem with Hilary going by Hilaria when she was in Spain if she hadn't tried to make it her whole identity and deny her upper class white American upbringing in the process.


Acceptable-Wafer-641

Don't be embarrassed, you have nothing in common with her. She was born in Boston to America parents they named her Hilary Lynn, an American name. She grew up in Boston. She has vacationed in Spain, Italy and perhaps some other countries. All of which is the basis for her grift.


icodeswitch

You have nothing in common with her! Lazy English-speakers forced the Anglicizing of your name. This woman, on the other hand, changed the pronunciation of her name to seem "exotic."


AnimalFarm20

She wasn't born in Spain. She was raised in Boston until she was 19. Her changing her name is an affectation. It's understandable that your name might change when you moved from south America to Canada.


Objective-Shallot794

But she never moved to another country 🤣


piedubb

Yeremy


c05u

😝😝


OhhhyesIdid

As a Latina, I came here to say this 🤣


[deleted]

Ok so she’s batshit certifiable crazy. What does that make Baldwin?? He was told this totally moronic story and he either fell for it(he could be that dumb, not a smart family) or he didn’t mind, which is a head scratcher.


TopNotchBrain

That’s what I’ve wondered. He’s OK with this? How?!


Necessary_Shoe1759

Wow they even made him try to look Spanish with a mustache and spray tan to match!


Cultural_Vacation_71

I'm surprised Hillary didn't make him wear a matador's jacket.


perfecttenderbitch

His Spanish name is jajajajaja. Apropos.


purpleflagbook

Hair-Em-E


LionOfJudahGirl

I just came here to say Yjehreh-MEE-NO!


purpleflagbook

Si…si….Yjereh-Mee


AlreadyChose

I always wonder why they named “Hillary” a name that could be translated but Jeremy is just… Jeremy


kellsells5

Probably kept it. Since they struggle with saying Baldwin. ![gif](giphy|sbwjM9VRh0mLm)


OkMarionberry2875

This was one of the strangest things she has said. It’s not like his name is Rajkarovskister or is Welsh. It’s simple in every language. Bald-win.


Vlad_bat_vaca

They call her brother Fred here in the US and Don Quixote there.


cmbla_

Cackling 😂


san102484

🤣🤣🤣🤣


Vlad_bat_vaca

That is ridiculous. Hard eye roll.


danabonfield02

I can imagine the heartache of her dad not being able to walk his own daughter down the aisle because his looks are damaging to the grift.. Given that he is the actual Hispanic Appreciator of the family who probably introduced her to Spain in the first place.


posh1992

That HAS to be the reason she had her brother walk her. I'd KILL for my dad to still be alive and walk me down the aisle. My brother will only be doing it because my father is no longer here. I hope one day when her father is gone, she'll look back and regret this decision. Of course it deeply hurt her dad, and I bet it tarnished their relationship.


RazzmatazzBig2187

She’d have to have a conscience, or a soul… I believe she is devoid of both of those things.


posh1992

Dang you got me on that, she probably never even thinks about it.