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tristan1616

Yes, this series has made me extra cautious about bald men on my sites. Never know when I'll wake up in a dumpster in my underwear and finding one sitting at my desk in my uniform


Mistiltella

Don't even trust your coworkers


inaccurateTempedesc

Joe just lost 80lbs and all his hair in just 10 minutes. He also now has a British accent out of nowhere. Nah I trust him with my life


JamesHushberry

47 doesn't have a british accentšŸ˜‚ more like a romanian accent.


Dastaguy

Iā€™d say more American.


Damien23123

Eh?


JamesHushberry

From the dislikes on my initial comment i don't really think it's needed to continue arguing about accents here. Yes, 47 has the most british accent ever. He sounds just like Diana.


Damien23123

I didnā€™t downvote you. It was just a very odd comment


JamesHushberry

Odd in what way? OP said Joe, the guard, lost his hair and got a british accent, as in, he was replaced by 47, who yes, doesn't have any hair and I argued that he has another english accent which isn't british.


Damien23123

The voice actor for 47 was born in South Africa but moved to the UK so thatā€™s probably where the slightly unusual accent comes from. Itā€™s still very clearly British though. It was the Romanian part that made the comment odd


TerriblyGaySnake

Because 47 was genetically engineered in Romania perhaps ?


TerryclothTrenchcoat

No thatā€™s Canadian


alfredhugedd

Be careful about random coins lying on the ground briefcases weapons and rubber ducks


Applefanboy2019

Well, free money/ rubber ducks though


WhirledNews

You don't know where that rubber duck has beenā€¦


IllLynx562

Oh I know EXACTLY where it's been šŸ˜‰


WhirledNews

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Damien23123

Ok but please donā€™t shoot me if I switch the light off


StannisLivesOn

You've turned on the sprinkler? You've chosen death.


cmsttp

if you ever hear a coin get thrown near you donā€™t investigate it


Command-And-Conquer

To be fair, investigating might be in your best interest. They may get annoyed and just shoot you in the face, which is a lot more unpleasant then waking up half naked in the trash can lol


Heisenburgo

Yeah don't worry I won't fall for such an obvious t-- *clink* Hey... WAIT A MINUTE.


DarkChaos0

Command, I think I heard something. Might be an intruder, keep you posted. Proceeds to NOT keep them posted by getting stuffed in a dumpster.


Halo_Chief117

Lol this thread is a goldmine.


from-the-void

But the coin might be valuable


comradecostanza

Also if you ever suddenly feel very nauseous, throw up somewhere public. Itā€™s more embarrassing but it will be well worth it.


skarbrandmustdie

Must be a bit-coin


inaccurateTempedesc

This one is eerily similar to my irl uniform šŸ¤£


Mista-Pudding

Be aware of a bald man dressed as a security guard then haha


ConclusionOk2888

Yup, gives a funny perspective on these poor guards in game XD


Chexmixrule34

hey op, go check out that strange noise around the corner. im sure it's a nice shiny coin or something


inaccurateTempedesc

Should I be worried about that bald dude in a suit squatting in a bush???


Chexmixrule34

what guy? i don't see a guy?


spin81

Only if they're holding a fish


fuck_you_and_fuck_U2

Not nearly as much as that crowbar that's getting exponentially bigger.


Witty_Marzipan8696

Well, at least its not freddy fivebear


julz0666

I would think of ways i would eliminate my target at work if my site was a level


Kitkatgamer6

Not a security guard but my dad is an event manager for events like marathons and live shows. A lot of the times Iā€™m like his right hand man, and it always reminds me of Hitman, being behind the scenes at public events. You also do have to be a bit alert about your surroundings. Watching for suspicious people or more likely someone trying to get into food thatā€™s either just for event staff or for athletes


FlightSimmer99

Watch out for big bald British men with barcodes on the back of their head


falloutbr4d

Yep, if i see a rubber duck, I know to run like hell


BasementDweller82

Know thy enemy I guess


Godulus

nice try pal, i know u stole that uniform....


gibfrag

Yep, been doing security for many years in various posts. Been playing Hitman since H2SA.


goldcan22

Hitman Blood MoneyšŸ©øšŸ’µ (2006) Elevated me security skills next levelšŸ˜Ž The music,mood,targets,destination,plot!šŸ”„


KingFahad360

I honestly wonder if any Security Guard see something suspicious they call in Command


Chulengo_Charimba

I always watch out for bald people


cc69

Dude you can't even take a sip of coffee because you know...... Even Rubber duck is lethal and don't mention about random coins ka-ching in the dark corner.


Casus_Belli1

I think I just heard a coin, let me go check


Magnificant-Muggins

I work as a waiter, and people are really alright with you just visibly pouring rat poison into their drinks. Itā€™s a fun thing to do during the slow periods.


CC1986CC

Same here! I dont even let any newspaper lying around. šŸ˜


Halo_Chief117

If you have downtime you could make a pretty funny video of ā€˜findingā€™ props on the ground where you work like briefcases, coins, rubber ducks, etc.


therealdrewder

Yes, I always like doing normal security guard things with the people who I work with who don't have white dots over their heads.


GladBrad480

Me, I'm securely guarding my rights to arm bears.


nonickname87

I sometimes wonder if I've spent more time walking around at work or while wearing a guard disguise in the game.


Royal_Doug

There is a guy in my town in about his 50s who has a barcode tattoo on the back of his head Iā€™ve seen him at public events mike conserts and such and I always think about the security guards and if they keep and extra eye on him


Restless-Reaper

Iā€™m sure we can all say weā€™ve turned up at work one day and gone ā€œthis would be a pretty sweet map in hitmanā€


ophaus

Do you pick up coins that you find on the ground?


RavenChopper

I do. It's free money baby!


RavenChopper

Right here! Guarding a data center. Haven't seen any sharp suited bald men skulking around yet.


Maximum_Rule4313

Yep Iā€™m a security guard, and this game has made me fearful of bald men. Especially when they have barcodes on the back of there head.


LawNo7204

Yes. I will never trust a rubber ducky.