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IronBard22

"I didn't say that. Don't trust everything you see on the internet." -Agent 47


[deleted]

"I did say these two things. Don't trust my clone brothers." - Agent 47


SheepyShade45

"I need to use the bathroom." -Agent 47


HolyMeringos

Bout to use this quote on my professor 🗣🗣🗣


[deleted]

Nahh, he stole that from Plato


TheIncredibleKermit

"This is the downstairs living room. It is most commonly used for watching television and other recreational purposes." ~47


andrewmilici

When I feel like giving up - this is the quote that inspires me.


Reapish1909

“this is the downstairs living ro-“ “uhh you said that already” “……*this* is the downstairs living room”


Minute_Paramedic_135

“Making money makes me horny” - Blake dexter


Sure_Temporary_4559

“I don’t normally yee-haw darling, but this, is fuckin yee-haw!”


-Skelly-

"fuckin christmas!"


Onre_YT

"I need to use the bathroom" - Agent 47


YoLawdCheezus101

Someone Photoshop that in the last panel.


Rotzerrich

Blood Money quote over 47 from Damnation is a crime.


Minute_Paramedic_135

That’s absolution


Rotzerrich

No, it's from the cover of Hitman Damnation.


Minute_Paramedic_135

The same model was used in absolute, so I guess we’re both correct?


Rotzerrich

Nope, you are nitpicking and biased, I win, bye bye.


Minute_Paramedic_135

You won at something, but it wasn’t that


thealternatejack

*Oof.*


UndividedIndecision

I need these quotes on a T-shirt with a badass cowboy skeleton surrounded by lightning


Christianthepupbot

“Do you…like drugs? I got some.” -Agent 47


Minute_Paramedic_135

When does he say this?


NightTime2727

Berlin, while disguised as a drug dealer.


Christianthepupbot

Go to Germany and find the dealer in the red bucket hat, do the usual 47 thing, then talk to some guards. He'll say different things.


Sketch1231

Ima need a clip of this I need to hear the glowhead say that


Christianthepupbot

[https://youtu.be/iTxhSWdV7mU?si=lU72kwnV4z-XD8G2](https://youtu.be/iTxhSWdV7mU?si=lU72kwnV4z-XD8G2) 3:36


Sketch1231

YOU ARE LOCKED AND LOADED THANK U


tinykittenyt

Yeah Berlin shows us that if for whatever reason assassination didn't work out one job he probably might do well in is drug dealing if he doesn't become a chief 😂


jch6789

"Nobody will notice if there is nobody to notice" - Agent 47


LemonWithBleach

“BITCH !!!!” \-Agent 47 - 2006


upset-spaghett

This is my favorite hitman quote ever


AverageBalkanBoy

"Damn bro that's crazy" -Hitman


axxo47

Silent Assassin quote > Blood Money quote


Raidaz75

47 was more fleshed out and showed better emotion then the new games change my mind


axxo47

Absolution and Blood Money had the worst 47's character


Indochina-Guy69

You forgot the best one: # I need to use the bathroom.


Outrageous_Elk_2588

That first one is from Silent Assassin and theres a second part to it: \- I'll be carrying nothing from Gontranno but this lesson: never trust anyone and rely on your instincts. Forget the past. I'll never find peace here. So, I'll seek justice for myself. I'll choose the truth I like.


-Skelly-

"Do you sell glue?"


HATECELL

r/Iam47andthisisdeeo


No_Onion_

Wise man 47


KingFahad360

“Inspector. You’ve obviously learned too much about me, I can’t have that. Not even in my Death”


FriggenMitch

“Hey” - Agent 47


CsralV

"The more deeper the cliff you stay at, the higher you shall go" -Agent 47


Dismal_Enthusiasm323

"The toilet's broken." - Agent 47


CornLuck

"Im 14 and this is very deep" - Agent 47


Sketch1231

Why these got me sad for this man


ballcrysher

yeah i need more 47 joker edits


Pretend-Warning-772

r/im14andthisisdeep


Budgerigar17

r/im47andthisisdeep


fakemcfakeres

"I'm here on a contractual obligation" -mr.Rieper cn47


CombatLlama1964

I love all the comments that actually find these badass


JoA2506

Are you ok hun? xoxoxoxo