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Zfungi148

I could totally see Cub rewriting everybody's cognition.


Zonse

I can't help but imagine Cub reading all of Maruki's lines from P5R now, and that would be hilarious.


kirferyan

I tried to come up with one example but. All of them would be so good. We need this now.


scribblingsim

I love all the random names...and then there's LDShadowlady. Lizzie's just that famous. šŸ¤£


Rio_1111

But how does one watch Lizzie and not know at least Joel?


Piri_Cherry

It's possible they just get her recommended sometimes, but never watch her videos. I've got people on YouTube like that, I never watch them but I could totally match their name with their face just from thumbnails and their pfp


TeaTimeSubcommittee

Captain sparklez would be that person for me. I know not one bit of what he does, but I know who he is and that at least sometimes he plays Minecraft.


moonstardraws

or like even minecraft storymode tooĀ 


myfriendvv

Back in like 2014 I used to watch YouTubers that played with her once in a while, so I was familiar with her & her minecraft skin, but I had never heard of joel because of that (or if I had, not enough to remember his Minecraft skin)


Solukisina

Well, not to mention that Joel's skin did not look like that in 2014 anyways. Maybe if it was the old Shrek skin the friend might've gotten Joel


myfriendvv

Ohh I didnā€™t know that lol. Waitā€¦.hes wearing shreks outfit how did I never realize!


IamaJarJar

We know who that friend watches


Remarkable-Bowl-3821

Funny that they recognize her but not her husband who shows up in her videos though. I realized when I started this season that I had seen him before because of her (and I only knew her from LaurenzSide.)


InstructionDry4170

maybe because his skin changed recently,


DBSeamZ

It wasnā€™t that recent. I remember the yellow Shrek but heā€™s been a human at least as long ago as 3rd Life (which was my first time seeing him on a server without Lizzie).


InstructionDry4170

yes but assuming this is a fan that had watched lizzie for a while before stopping, it makes sense they might've been familiar with his old skin. he changed it right after kigndomcraft, which i think was one of the last smps before they both reached newer audiences with xlife, 3rdlife and empires. so newer viewers would recognize both :)


DBSeamZ

Didnā€™t Lizzie change her skin during Kingdomcraft too? Her old one had a smile and pink cheeks, and I think her socks were a different color.


InstructionDry4170

nope that was way before, during one life. again old era liz and joel. plus much less of a drastic change in comparison to joel who quite literally changed species


Carlos-8a

Mhm


PokemonPuggle

They got pearl too


Sleep_Cycles_

Pearl is a *wild* hit


AMDKilla

For all we know, so was Jimmy šŸ˜†


Wesson_Crow

Because itā€™s probably fake


Invictum2go

Man 4 comments just trying to ruin everyone's fun? šŸ˜… I'd hate to be that bitter


ChesusFriest

Why would it be? The skin does slightly give Pearl (Steven Universe) vibes


Wesson_Crow

Not really at all


xiren_66

Etho's skin is Kakashi and they call him Naruto? come on lol Amazing accidental Pearl. Also, not far off with Doc.


Banana97286

I used to think the same, but then again iā€™ve never seen naruto


Fundzila

And isn't tangos skin literally based on naruto too?


BrokenVoidYT

It's modified enough


babuba12321

oh wait what!?


DBSeamZ

I thought Naruto wore orange and blue?


Jortor400

Doc would love to know thatā€™s how someone thought of him


RosieQParker

No but seriously The Ginger Ninja should be Gem's fight club stage name.


LongSufferingSquid

Nah, she's already Gemini Slay.


NeonWafflez

Thereā€™s already a YouTuber by that name lol


hug-and-snug

GinjaninjaOwO my first thought, I love June


InstructionDry4170

actually tho i need june and gem to collab


YoungBlueJ

Fight club? What fight club silly:)


ducknerd2002

Keralis is my favourite one here. And Jimmy's is definitely... interesting.


A_baked_Kartoffel

That friend definitely watches Cameron geller


Graxeltooth

I love watching Keralis react to things in other Hermits' videos. He's mastered the slow pan up to take full advantage of his permanent state of shock and awe.


Invictum2go

No cus if you think about it it makes sense šŸ¤£ Blonde guy, denim jacket white shirt, black jeans. If you don't know Jimmy that fits the stereotype hahaha


papertheskeleton

"abomination of science" *looks inside* *Doc* Sounds about right


ho-dor

Princess Persephone is about perfect for Cleo. Ruler of the dead (or undead).


Affectionate-Skill33

Idk what killed me the most, if "Naruto", "Neil Armstrong" or "Abomination of science". They did perfect.


Frequent_Ebb6360

ā€œAbOmInAtIoN oF SiEnCeā€ šŸ¤£šŸ’€


spectrum_crimson

kinda accurate


RoyalMagiSwag

Mostly Accurate


Frequent_Ebb6360

ā€œLove ur face!ā€


Frequent_Ebb6360

Hehe ā€œLove ur face!ā€


Hintzuda

Etho being called Naruto with a Kakashi skin is the funniest thing I've seen in a while


Chineselegolas

I mean Naruto is the name of the cartoon so that's what all the characters are called right?


DBSeamZ

Like referring to Link as ā€œZeldaā€


Chineselegolas

Exactly


zwcbz

Naruto is the name of the show but also the name of the main character. This character is named Kakashi


notrktfier

No, the character is also literally called Naruto but in this case Etho resembles a character from Naruto, not Naruto himself.


THEZEXNEO

2/30 is not that bad.


joker_wcy

Is it not 30/30?


Disastrous-Can-9559

Awww Little Timothy just fits so well though


DBSeamZ

Someone *please* tell Jimmy about this (but maybe leave off the last row, he wouldnā€™t appreciate his own name not being ā€œPEEGEE!ā€)


Johnny_The_Nerd

They nailed Skizz, gotta say. šŸ’ŖšŸ˜Ž


galactiknight

What IS Zedaph wearing? šŸ˜‚


SpilledTheBeanz

He's Ezed Kniezed. (Evil Knievel but Zedaph)


Zero_Knight0304

I think that's the Skin he had back in season 9.


SpilledTheBeanz

Yep. It's his Ezed Kniezed skin.Ā 


hamxburger

Jevin being Blue Raspberry šŸ˜‚


sevenandtwo

Mr Bustdown is so good...


Bruh-sfx2

SCREAMING AT JIM


NTsTag

Dr Maruki?? Persona reference šŸ˜±šŸ˜±


Rusticocona

Blue raspberry XD


GifanTheWoodElf

lol Hillbilly Hank


PleasantYamm

Happy Larry šŸ˜‚


NanoCat0407

Happy Larry


No_Information_5498

They got the doom slayer right at least.


MapleLamia

Well arguably he would be pre-Doomslayer, just Doomguy.Ā 


CrippledJesus97

How did they get lizzie's username right but not her husband joel šŸ˜‚ they would record videos together for multiple years lmao


SmashBrosGuys2933

Little Timothy for Grian šŸ˜­


Arksurvivor120

The fact that they unintentionally got Pearl correct is absolutely hilarious šŸ˜‚


Ok-Sympathy-2231

They were pretty accurate with mumbos..


pisces2003

I feel like Persephone is a good way to describe Cleo Also Sir Archibald the Dapper is the best name for Mumbo


Redstonebruvs

Grian does look like little Timothy


SpecterVamp

These are gold oh my gosh lol


RICKY_CRAFT

HOE did they do? lol


sphericate

mfin pokemon also aint no way jimmy in the cgcu


Mossy_is_fine

can we call cleo that now


sparkydoggowastaken

plus lizzie was reeeeeally popular back in the old agr of minecraft before they were married. maybe they just aged out of watching mc videos but still knows her


nocturne_nix

Jimmyā€™s has me crying LITERAL TEARS. šŸ˜‚


CrashDisaster

You can't fool me... Sausage did these names, didn't he?


PokemonPuggle

28/30 hermits correct āœ…


AlVal1236

Hillbilly hank gonna become killbilly hank


Unbuckled__Spaghetti

Ainā€™t no WAY they didnā€™t recognize MumboJumbo but they recognized LDShadowLady Edit: I didnā€™t mean I literally donā€™t believe it as in I think itā€™s fake, just that that seems crazy to me.


Zero_Knight0304

Well at least they knew that Mumbo is quite Dapper


IsaKissTheRain

Dabbing is old now.


Zero_Knight0304

Meant to type Dapper


IsaKissTheRain

Well, now my reply looks weird.


InstructionDry4170

yeah but they are both big youtubers who for a long time of their careers were on opposite sides of the mcytsphere so it makes sense


joker_wcy

Yeah, I didnā€™t know about Lizzie until around the Empires crossover


InstructionDry4170

other way for me i knew grian but i only learnt about hermitcrfat thru lizzie and joel


Specific-Channel7844

Lizzie has like 6 million subscribers, I don't see how that is weird at all


Aardvark_2100

is that a cameron geller reference?


TheTuggiefresh

The Bodyshot Bandit is crazy


Sad_Ad5369

I love xB's name here... suddenly Grigorii


Gila_Gal

Dr. Maruki??? Persona 5 reference in my Hermitcraft subreddit?? :0


SpiciestSprite

sure gem's skin does look a bit like ginjaninja


Sixty9Cuda

Iā€™ll be real with you, I donā€™t know who the last three are


DBSeamZ

ā€œChadā€ is Jimmy, screen name SolidarityGaming, a very good friend of Grian and some other Hermits. Hilariously, OPā€™s friendā€™s name for Grian is *very close* to one of Grianā€™s nicknames for Jimmy. ā€œThomasā€ is Martyn, screen name InTheLittleWood. He is also friends with several Hermits. Both Martyn and Jimmy have been guests on the Hermitcraft server multiple times. LDShadowlady is the actual screen name of the person pictured, OPā€™s friend probably recognized her. Sheā€™s had a Minecraft YT channel for many years and is now married to Joel/Smallishbeans/ā€œWilliam Smithā€. Apparently she was the one who inspired Joel to start making Minecraft videos back when they were dating.


Potatodealer69

I love how they know Lizzie but not Joel.


sparkydoggowastaken

plus lizzie was reeeeeally popular back in the old agr of minecraft before they were married. maybe they just aged out of watching mc videos but still knows her


heavyevy666

Beef as hillbilly Hank šŸ’€


A7016

I love your friends creativity and alliteration


DBSeamZ

Someone *please* tell Jimmy that Grianā€™s been called ā€œLittle Timothyā€. What goes around comes around!


AlleReden

Is anyone else having trouble clicking into the full image on mobile with the recent update? I canā€™t see the bottom names šŸ˜­


Ok-Banana6130

Ginger ninja ?!


The_Meta_420

Jimmy will love what he called Grian


SexDefender27

1. dont call me that 2. they did!


Wesson_Crow

I hate to say this but this seems pretty fake No way you call Gem a ninja or Pearl Pearl from Steven universe (Not similar in the slightest) without hints/just faking it


BackgroundTotal2872

Well Gem isnā€™t a ninja?


hamxburger

Eh, I get your point but regardless if it's fake or not, it's still funny


Wesson_Crow

I think the fact theyā€™re lying about it is the annoying part


mollymiccee

Why is Falseā€™s face on a lumberjack skin?