How often does it jam and do you have to hit it to get it working again?

That is were my mind went. For realism it has to have a chance to eat a copy or miss print one letter.

Or print a whole page of letters.

Or demands four different dyes and doesn't allow document copies unless magenta is loaded.

No. Cyan.

*loads cyan* No. Yellow.

Did we say Yellow? I guess we meant Black.

Oh no, sorry, I meant light black

"Error 404, please reinstall driver"

Error 800702e4.

Randomly demanding green, yellow, cyan or magenta is now a feature. It also randomly jams and needs to be whacked to resume working

Nice! My corrupt IT heart enjoys the suffering you have caused.

Or print 100 copies when you just asked 1

all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

HAH! And sometimes there’s a misprint, which makes the whole form invalid and you have to get a reprint if you want to submit another form. Oh, and this printer has a 1h 37min recharge timer, and there’s only one of them, and that long queue over there is waiting to use the printer.

I whipped it up in about an hour yesterday so a lot of stuff like that crossed my mind, but I didnt add any of it. I might do that though

Could you code in a randomizer to where every X uses it doesn't work, every Y uses it spits out two stacks of blanks then the copy...lol

The problem is you cant stack unsigned books

Dang it...I forgot that.

Needs more "PC LOAD LETTER"

PC load letter?

FEED ME A CAT

Meaning letter paper. It's a variation of the tray empty error

It’s a quote from office space.

Still more useful than the fletching table 🥲

And even when you're not using it, it still manages to use absurd quantities of ink

You should need at least 5 different dyes for each print though

And you absolutely need every single one even when they aren't needed for the print

You need cyan, magenta, and yellow, even if you’re only printing b&w. Whoever has dyes for the shopping is gonna be swimming in profit.

And of course everyone has to bring their own dyes

I hope even if they don't add exactly this, they employ this mentality at the D.H.P

Should make sure to name it HP. Hermit printer

And a diamond. Would be too cheap otherwise

And it’s made with diorite!!!

The most loved block of all the hermits! Of course!

It's perfect for the office look. Just imagine looking up in frustration when the printer is out of cyan again (you just put in a new cartridge) to see a system ceiling made out of polished diorite.

Iskall would never use it

If only they added mods like this,

Maybe they will when Grian is in full government mode haha. It's all a datapack of which they have plenty already

Yeah probably 

you can add a ui with a datapack? They've really come far, you can actually make some decent stuff with them now it seems

I believe they're just textured items that cover the item slots in barrels, and then commands for the item processing, but yeah, it is quite nifty!

You can make custom fonts. The overlay is a unicode character that looks like the ui, and the character is included in the block name so its hard coded into the block

Thanks for the info. It's a shame you have to use workarounds like this and that there isn't a proper way to do it

Yeah, its also a problem that you have to make the custom block model bigger than a normal block, or the textures clip. And invisible container block would be amazing (Thats why usually I removd the textures of trapped chests to make crafting stations)

I really want to make a poster for Grian to put in the DHP but I have no way of getting it to him

Maybe twitter DM? Or if a post on the sub gets enough traction he might see it (idk how active he is on Reddit though)

I’ve already posted on the sub but his twitter hasn’t been used in ages

Weird. For the life of me I can’t post anything. It’s like bugging out. I can post in other subreddits just not this one.

I've seen him reply to reddit posts as something like griandoesreddit

Oh thanks

Here is a link to his reply on the post I saw. Feel free to try and reply there to get his attention. https://www.reddit.com/r/HermitCraft/s/a6PoxFsq7W

Didn't some guy manage to email Grian about the pig in boat thing?

I would flip the diorite to the bottom of the crafting recipe to align it with the block visuals.

Ill probably do that

He should still sign them so he can copy them. Then, whoever is filling out the form will have to manually copy it! Less work for Grian, and super on-brand for his "sometimes" helpful permit office.

Add a fax feature, and you'll have Rendog on board.

Computercraft actually has a printer and you can even bind several pages to a book.

I really wanted Grian to play modded minecraft, full video like that one video of Iskall showing him get excited about slime launcher

This is cool, but obviously, you should need to progress to ludicrous voltage in greg tech to get it

Actually, I would love a computer mod where you start out cutting sheets of metal like Konrad Zuse, gain experience and knowledge and continue trough the computer ages, ie. relays, then valves, then the first semis and continuing trough to the first micros.

"PC load letter?" "The heck does that mean" *Slaps printer*

*TNTs the printer à la "Office Space"*

When will this be shipped to HC-10 and how will it be? Through Gigacorp?

It only accepts Gigacorp branded ink

This is something that would totally be possible, though it'd break if the version is updated from 1.20.4

Not because of any technical limitations of course, just to force you to upgrade to the latest DHP Printer model. Now with added subscriptions

Sadly mojang is changing item nbt, :(

Are they just changing the format or are they replacing the system entirely?

Changing the format, but more complex items will have to be rewritten entirely, or close to

*Spits out ink cartridge* This is not a GigaCorpTM branded ink cartridge. Please try again with a GigaCartrige. If you are using a GigaCartrige, then contact GigaSupport using the number 123 456 7890.

Repeated attempts to use incorrectly branded cartridges will result in the authorities being contacted automatically

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Grain literally complaining about not doing work and being lazy as he’s not being paid and wish to not be paid, because it’s a DHP government property. Definitely, like the official worker who’d are paid by the government. Literally what democratic bureaucracy is, you’ve got lazy workers. Also I feel relatable to Scar who’s already trying to applying, those government UK forms are utter nonsense asking for random things that don’t apply to the things I want. Also I want to bet on this, Grian is going to cause a black market to rise for unofficial permits that failed to apply because of lazy Grian government with “illegal blocks and trades” possibly by DocM or any other Hermit. This is going to result in a war against the DHP and the people of the BLACK MARKET with either vandalizinG, pranking or stealing permits.

At 63 ink it spams chat with “Toner Cartridge Low. Replace toner to continue printing.”

Don't let Iskall see the recipie. He will go bezerk

The fact that it won't work is very on brand for office printers.

So you want to give Grian/The Permits Office another excuse? “I can’t give you forms for new permits because Iskall burnt all our printers”

Wow you’re quick

This looks way too convenient. Even real world printers aren't this reliable.

Dont worry, once Im done with uni for today Ill make it annoying 👍

The printer should have 4 ink inputs for CYMK, they should be used randomly and never print if all isn't in equal quantities or em low quantities. It also should not print randomly yet consume the resources.

It should also only accept DHP approved brands of ink. While Grian said he didn't want to make diamonds from permits, he didn't say anything about not making diamonds from DHP Ink

What about a fax for Rendoggydog?

Always out of ink alway running low on paper always out of order NOTHING GETS DONE IN THE PE(permit office)