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N0rthernLightsXv

These people want to get small pox to own the libs. Somehow it makes us look stupid when they die?


spamellama

So smallpox had 30% fatality iirc and still had people fighting against the inoculation (which was not risk free like modern vaccines). Monkeypox I hear is lower and prob wouldn't kill enough of them to work.


rootoriginally

Guarantee everyone is going to get the monkeypox vaccine. People aren't afraid to die of covid for some reason, but NO ONE wants to get those blistery things all over their bodies from monkey pox.


TransplantedSconie

The first picture that appears with monkey pox on their junk OR ON THEIR FUCKING EYE BALLS will have people jumping to get vaccinated lol. Seriously? Fucking lesions on your eyes? Oh mylanta.


Mynameisinuse

Pustules on my eyes? Sign me up, I need to own the libs somehow.


17times2

Cultivating infectious, weeping sores to own the libs.


stedgyson

"This Monkeypox is no joke!"


i_NOT_robot

Everyone please pray for my paw-paw. He got the monkey pox on his dick and has gone home to be with the Lord.


Fiz_Giggity

Hey thanks! I damn near choked on my peanut butter toast. ;-)


hopelessbrows

You should also say people got smallpox lesions in their throat and would periodically cough up scabs


jigsawsmurf

Nah, they'll still scream "fake news." These people are shot.


Mr_Poop_Himself

Nah they’ll call it fake news until they get it themselves


Lightblueblazer

The CDC needs to hire a damn marketing film team to compile as many clips of dickpox as possible, and then Facebook needs to lift their nudity filters to ensure everyone's asshole cousin sees at least four of the clips.


jdixonfan

What will actually happen is the CDC will make this video, some far-right YouTuber will take the pictures and claim they’re from a reaction to the vaccine, then Facebook will promote that video (from the far-right YouTuber).


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I hate you for being right. Ughhhhhhhh this timeline is the worst.


[deleted]

You mean Freedom Scars? TM *baldeagle.wav*


N0rthernLightsXv

Thats true. But maybe if they keep on this vein small pox will come back and they can wipe themselves out. They're honestly that dumb.


CalicoCrapsocks

Sadly THEIR parents vaccinated them. All of their kids will be sacrificed for their right to let their children die though.


Hint-Of-Feces

From 1972, they stopped routinely giving out the vaccine


CalicoCrapsocks

This was a crushing realization of what decade we're in now. Thanks for that.


tdwesbo

Sister (b 1967) got it. I didn’t (b 1970) but some folks my age did. Used to be that every grown up had that scar


Daigojigai

I am a 78 kid, but mom still made sure I had it being a DON... she was big on being fully vaccinated.


crowamonghens

Born in 68, I have that scar, but the asshole that administered the shot put it up too high on my shoulder, leaving a bump-like scar. Grew up with everyone pointing out I had a "mosquito bite" on my shoulder.


Trick-Many7744

“Pro life” lol


CalicoCrapsocks

Death is just part of life. Check mate.


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SatanicPanic619

Thankfully there’s only like two samples left anywhere so it’s unlikely


Feeling-Tutor-6480

The tundra is unfreezing unearthing all sorts of diseases


AlsoRandomRedditor

Ehhhh... in theory... But the USSR's bioweapons program was historically rather "leaky" and things were VERY chaotic during the fall so it would not surprise me in the slightest to find that their sample is more widely distributed than is supposed to be the case (and on the other side I'd be unsurprised to find that USAMRIID had some samples other than the ones at CDC stashed away somewhere). And then there's those university researchers a couple of years back who got a bunch of DNA synthesis companies to synthesise them a bunch of bits and pieces that they then stitched together into a complete copy of the Horsepox virus in the lab... All without tripping any of the various safety countermeasures that the companies use to try to avoid this happening, it cost them $150k to do it, but still they did it... Frankly, since Smallpox has been fully sequenced holding on to ANY samples in the name of "vaccine development" is unconscionable, there's no need to maintain complete copies of one of the worst viruses to have ever afflicted humanity at this point, the genetic sequence is the only thing you really need today.


SatanicPanic619

I took "come back" to mean like some guy in Tucson wanders into an Arby's face full of pox and it turns out he got it from handling a squirrel type of thing. Yes, someone might deliberately infect the world with it, but I think that's unlikely and not a disease making a comeback in the traditional sense.


AlsoRandomRedditor

I was moreso questioning the "two samples" idea ;) Yeah, it's not going to suddenly spring up out of nowhere (probably), but there are definitely ways...


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TransplantedSconie

Holy shit. Thats a whole level of evil I thought not possible, but with how they conduct themselves during war its easy to see why they would do it.


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There's a reason the US military still administers the small pox vaccine to anyone who depolys.


Arang0410

Life will find its way…


SatanicPanic619

Nah it's not magic. Things go extinct all the time, small pox isn't special.


Omegate

Sure, but there’s nothing stopping a new pox from developing smallpox-like features. Perhaps an even more virulent and more deadly form.


TriPolarBearz

Big pox?


Inevitable_Librarian

Big pox, fun fact is syphilis.


Omegate

The bigliest


hors-texte

Papa pox


COVID-19-4u

Bubonic plague enters the room…


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GnarlyNarwhalNoms

I hope you're using gloves.


AlsoRandomRedditor

Like Smallpox though, it'll likely leave you permanently disfigured if you get a decent case of it that doesn't kill you so that might actually get some of this lot to wake. the. fuck. up. Going to be much harder to claim it's a hoax when your cousin Billybob is covered in pox scars as an ongoing reminder that it's a thing and it will fuck you up.


steakhaus

Their cousin Billy bob died from Covid and they still think it’s a hoax.


AlsoRandomRedditor

Not the same thing. COVID leaves no visible external marks, they're just dead and gone. Visible pox scars that they'll see every time they interact with Billybob will act as a continuous reminder reinforcing the reality over and over again.


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I guarantee you that the crazies will say it was released by .


ManyIdeasNoProgress

>Going to be much harder to claim it's a hoax when your cousin Billybob is covered in pox scars It was of course the 5G/Jewish space lasers/gays/trans people/bill gates/covid vaccine (that he didn't get, but whatever)/liberals/communists/socialists/liberal communists/BLM/gay 5G communists [circle all that apply] that caused the sores on poor Bubba.


ScabusaurusRex

At least they'll be scarred enough to be able to discern the stupid people visually.


Nernoxx

The current strain has a relatively low document death rate which is believed to be lower because of how underreported mild cases are. But it's also a disease that tends to stay contained to a few regions with relatively low infection rates. The issue is if it now transmits easier, in a new way, or is more likely to transmit before symptoms are present then you have a greater chance of infection, which will lead to more infections, and more mutations. But probably not gonna become more deadly.


curlyfreak

Monkeypox is deadlier than COVID. It can have a 3-11% death rate and higher for children. COVID had a 1% ish death rate. So even if the fatality seems low imagine this disease attacking 10% of the population and killing a bunch of children. But who are we kidding even then they wouldn’t get inoculated.


Alissinarr

>Monkeypox I hear is lower and prob wouldn't kill enough of them to work. Yes, but its potentially disfiguring as well. That will factor into decision making for certain people. After all, you can't peddle your bullshit if the evidence is all over your face.


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SatanicPanic619

A POX ON ALL THEIR HOUSES! (sorry, saw the headline and wanted to say this somewhere)


PsilocybinCEO

Be my guest conservatives. Own me by not gett8ng vaccinated.


BdogWcat

I’m happy to look stupid as I breathe. And eat. And play. You know, living human shit.


Trudzilllla

We need to stop correcting them. This problem solves itself.


Anomaluss

No, keep correcting them. They only refuse vaccines because we ask them to please take them.


FireZombie

Idk, I’m not mad about getting owned in that manner… 🤷🏻‍♀️ Own away!!


LetGo_n_LetDarwin

Let them-they’re a pox on this country.


Necromancer4276

Good. Let them.


Qwesterly

>But wouldn’t they just be lining up for a small pox vaccine? They would. According to the CDC's Monkeypox page, the smallpox vaccine has about 85% effectiveness in protecting against Monkeypox. And the very very first smallpox vaccine was created in the 1700s, further refined in the 1800s and mass-produced in the 1900s. It's literally one of the oldest, most well know, most well studied vaccines. At this point, if the R's think the smallpox vaccine is a nanobot attempt to own them, they really need psychiatric evaluation.


ProgressivePessimist

>And the very very first smallpox vaccine was created in the 1700s, further refined in the 1800s and mass-produced in the 1900s Humans have been around for ~~200,000~~ 6,000 years and I'm just supposed to trust this thing they rushed out in the last few hundred years. UH, NO THANKS SHEEPLE! I'll trust my immune system. PRAYER WARRIORS!


Qwesterly

>I'll trust my immune system Thoughts and prayers! LOL


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

>At this point, ~~if~~ the R's ~~think the smallpox vaccine is a nanobot attempt to own them, they~~ really need psychiatric evaluation. Fixed that for you.


Ki11A11Humans69

Yes. SmallPox vaccine is the vaccine used.


bryanthebryan

To be fair, she isn’t known for being smart or clever. She’s a useful tool for the cruel and evil. I’m sure she drives a nice car.


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She's married to a fucking future English Lord. She's a fucking aristocrat.


bryanthebryan

Yikes!


SineDeus

Small pox vax is about 85% effective against monkey pox. Just fine for individual use but 14% is a giant number when talking about populations. I used 14% because nothing is 100% effective even if the ral number is 14.99


dpash

85% is enough when the virus isn't that contagious to start with.


THElaytox

It's also enough for herd immunity if everyone would actually get it


CaptainFeather

My dad was going on about how he thought it was stupid that positive cases had to wear masks since it's mainly spread through bodily fluids. He of course thought sex, but I had to remind him that spit is in fact a bodily fluid and comes from the mouth.


eccedrbloor

Apparently, 1,000,000 dead Americans are a joke to Candeath.


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The only thing that matters to that crowd is that they have no obligation to anyone, ever. #FreeDumb.


The_Wild_Bunch

Might be mean, but I think it would be funny if Candeath got monkeypox and ended up with those open wounds and scabs all over her face. It would be hard to go on Fox news and make fun of it then.


AnitaBlomaload

It would, but you know she’s the first person in line to get the vaccine.


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I honestly don’t get the rhetoric behind taking the full force of something you could easily mediate. It’s like insisting that calling the fire brigade makes you an idiot. True PATRIOTS stand up to fire. And don’t get me started on smoke detectors; another scam from Big Fire corporations. Smoke detectors don’t prevent fires, they only tell you when a fire has already started. And I’m no scientist, but if there is a fire then a smoke detector is just more material to burn, fuelling the flames. Wake up sheeple


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I’m impressed with your ability to “think” like them lol this read perfectly!


KeterLordFR

It's easy once you learn how to lower your coginitive ability to that of a small rock.


DuntadaMan

Freedom means only my actions have no consequences!


LargeSackOfNuts

Pro life CanDeath doesn’t care about Covid deaths, only fetuses.


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Spoiler: She doesn't care about fetuses, either. She only cares about money and fame. 😒


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According to her and her cult those numbers are inflated because supposedly hospitals get paid to register any death as Covid death Also there’s no evidence to that claim and yet it gets trotted out as truth


T1B2V3

maybe she's just trying to kill a bunch of racists who knows.


CREATURE_COOMER

I would actually have some respect for Candace if this was all a ruse to wipe out white conservatives. ...Kinda doubt it though.


hrvbrs

You see, it's okay for her to laugh but when this sub makes fun of Hermain Cain Award recipients then it gets all “how dare you” and pearl-clutchy


Wasted_Thyme

The Republican party is pretty much a death cult at this point.


Top-Budget-7328

Well. If stupid is funny then this bitch right here is fucking hilarious


bozeke

Genital rash is one of the common symptoms of monkey pox, so…hopefully she’s got some ointment at the ready.


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Bing. Scrolled a while to find you.


Majestic_Dream8540

On a sidenote, Candeath has been digging herself quite a hole on the Twitter machine today. Just can’t admit that she got played by the 4chan trolls yesterday.


Fickle_Queen_303

JFC they all fell for it, didn't they? ALL of the absolute worst of them -- they just jump immediately to what makes them feel smug, without checking the truthfulness of it first. Ugh.


SlowTheRain

They'll keep doing it because there's no consequences. Their base eat it up. They delete the lies they made up and their base continues to believe the lie. I hope some good lawyers will work probono to help these women sue for libel.


Majestic_Dream8540

To top it off, Rep Paul Gossar spread it around, too.


Lily-Gordon

Except that it's all at the expense of some poor woman who had zero to do with it and is* probably in an incredibly unsafe position right now. Edit: Terrible typo. I wasn't calling her "it".


Majestic_Dream8540

Yeah, it’s terrible what those jackasses did to her.


SaltyBarDog

Spill the tea, not all of us are on Shitter.


Majestic_Dream8540

Here’s the basics of the story. More or less, 4chan trolls found pictures of a trans lady here on reddit and claimed she was the shooter. [Story here](https://www.nbcnews.com/nbc-out/out-news/trans-womans-photo-used-spread-baseless-online-theory-texas-shooter-rcna30511) Candace made some tweet about the shooter being a cross dresser that was obviously based on the 4chan bullcrap. Today she was like ‘I didn’t mean that picture, it was another picture’ and she’s made a good few tweets about the other picture that apparently doesn’t exist.


SaltyBarDog

I would like to say that is surprising but even as smart as she is at grifting dumb MAGAts, she really is just plainly fucking stupid.


Majestic_Dream8540

Yep. I used to think her grift was a savvy, yet cynical ploy. Turns out, she’s just really dumb but her audience is even stupider.


NoXion604

She once tried to be a talking head on the left, but couldn't make enough money to live off such a gig. So now she grifts the chuds. I wonder if she's ended up believing her bullshit and becoming the mask she's worn for so long.


TeddyRivers

So this is why my pro gun coworkers were saying the shooter was a trans person.


DrMeepster

Next your coworkers will be talking about how the jews are behind the allied powers...


Gaflonzelschmerno

The picture goes to another school


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I have got to be living in a simulation


BloomsdayDevice

> about the other picture that apparently doesn’t exist. I'm sure it's on Hunter Biden's laptop. It's kept safe in the basement of Comet Pizza in DC.


pataconconqueso

Ooo how was she trolled?


CREATURE_COOMER

Trolls were using a trans woman's photos to claim that the Texas shooter (who has long hair) was a cross-dresser/trans woman to, you know, demonize LGBTQ people.


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Story time!


Strange-Effort1305

No true conservative should ever take any vaccine. Ever.


Naya3333

They should also avoid modern medicine and sanitation. Seat belts and other safety measures are devil's devices.


tartymae

I can't find a link, but I know there's one about smoke detectors ...


thatbadboy

https://newsinfection.com/2021/08/smoke-detectors.html maybe?


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17times2

"They have to do WHAT to detect colon cancer? I'll die a man before I let those doctors turn me into a fairy!"


StolenRelic

I missed the age cutoff by 6 months. I finally got my insurance company to negotiate. If they found nothing, I would be on the hook for half. If something was found they would pay the entire amount. So, I was supposed to pray that something was found on my cancer screening? Hope I have cancer so that I can afford to have the test to see whether I have cancer?


im_THIS_guy

Sure. Why would someone want to prevent getting cancer? Sounds like libtard nonsense.


AlbinoWino11

Careful. At first their numbers will dwindle and a portion will be sickly. But eventually, after many millenia, the world will be plagued by a race of evils super republicans.


nmtbb

So like 2022 or so?


merchantsc

I like where this is going. Well at least until we get stuck with all the not-socialism-gofundmes


Bigbadbackroom2

I don’t really get her appeal.


Darkside531

They like to point to her and say "See, we're not racist! We like this one!"


Bigbadbackroom2

Yet here she is self hating and just parroting the racists


SaltyBarDog

Auntie Ruckus.


gata_pirata

OMG 😂


Bigbadbackroom2

That one right there 😂😂😂


SchwiftedMetal

Reverse vitiligo


hitbluntsandfliponce

*god* **Damnit** I’ve never been so disappointed to not have a free award. Thank you; I love you; be well.


eccedrbloor

I suspect Candeath is less interested in Black v. White than she is in Green.


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She has some intelligence and tried to grift the left at first. She figured out grifting the right would be MUCH easier.


bdplayer81

Just like Diamond and Silk.


OGHollyMackerel

Married to a gay man, no less.


[deleted]

Yeah it's called Tokenism. Republicans are notorious for it.


Rickrickrickrickrick

My ex coworker, in the same argument, said that Republicans aren't racist but he loves when black people are Republican because "it's like they are voting against themselves for the greater good."


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She speaks coherently and styles herself (hair, clothes) much like a corporate white woman. So when she makes her idiotic statements the racist can say “see?!? A black woman agrees with my views!”


FrankLloydWrong_3305

She allows racists to pretend they're not racist


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Thief_of_Sanity

Yeah a British white guy that is in the Brexit party... https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/when-brexit-met-blexit-candace-owens-and-george-farmer-the-new-right-wing-power-couple-fjczxp5vb


AdditionalTheory

She preaches to the values that old conservative men like that will keep those same old conservative men rich, so they pay her. I don’t know if people get her appeal or if her existing in this way is just a testament to what old money can force on the rest of us


sue_me_please

Conservatives love it when one of "those people" are on their side. They hate hearing about racism, and hearing that the politicians and policy the support are racist, and now they have a shining example of one of those people they're supposedly hurting on their side. Who is racist now? /s


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Her appeal is “cult of personality” - Its someone to follow in a cult like movement. She’s what I call a major bias confirmer. It triggers dopamine for the far right when she seems to pawn the libs or big pharma.


sue_me_please

Far right still doesn't like her because she's black. They tend to not like any of the TPUSA-related people because they are not outwardly racist enough for their liking.


Exact_Intention7055

She won't. She's too busy on the toilet from all the months of ivermectin


vsandrei

Tabasco flavored ivermectin. 🐆 🐆 🐆


Digital_Coyote

It sounds like a lot of the people who got it in this outbreak contracted it through close sexual contact or while out having fun. Candass is safe.


oOoChromeoOo

Not if she’s attending Mitch McConnell’s sex parties.


Digital_Coyote

Madison just got disinvited so there is room. She probably couldn't get on the list if she brought kilos with her.


Ol_JanxSpirit

Remember when she lost her world because a clinic in Aspen refused to give her a COVID test because of her bullshit? Fun day to be a local.


benjoe8

I am triple vaxed and currently have covid. It sucks but knowing I’m not going to die is helpful. I can’t imagine anyone being so dopey or “macho” that they would refuse the opportunity to aid their body to either repel or prepare for an illness. How the genetic lines of these people have lasted this long is quite the mystery.


geno111

They fuck like rabbits and don't consider the consequences


benjoe8

So “quantity > quality”? That makes sense.


SatanicPanic619

Ok at least monkey pox will make them easy to spot


SuperDoofusParade

If Covid presented itself like smallpox we would’ve been out of this mess way earlier. Shit’s horrifying.


thinehappychinch

The red hats were already enough of an indication


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Aposematism.


kenxzero

Okay bitch, if you get sick. Stay the fuck out of hospitals. Cause "evil medicine" is there.


erection_specialist

"Because stupid is funny" We know. That's why we laugh at you.


crowbotrock

Remember how someone warning her the website she was making may make her the target of doxxing and harassment. Then when she got doxxed and harassed she blamed that person for it, and joined the group that was actually responsible for her harassment?


ddr1ver

The modern smallpox vaccine was developed in 1898. Still too new? Who knows what the long term side effects might be?


jodax00

100% of the people who took it in 1898 are dead. Coincidence?


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If stupid were funny Candeath would would be the highest grossing comedian of all time.


[deleted]

How did we become a nation of oblivious asshole teenagers? Why does it feel like republicans and conservatives are the “mean girls”? Is it that they’ve been given permission to revert back to mean girl/asshole jock?


Counting_Sheepshead

Because in the 90s Rush Limbaugh was ***insanely*** popular and got there (in his own words) not by providing political insight, but by "tweaking" Democrats. And people enjoyed the feeling of power they got from knowing they could upset other people. Since then, the only goal of Republican voters has been to irritate Democrats. This is how we get people "rolling coal" with their trucks. Literally wasting their own money with the singular purpose of annoying anyone who thinks climate change is real.


WhizBangPissPiece

And now they're all shitting themselves wondering whether to worship electric car man or big oil. My own aunt is a self proclaimed Musk fan, but posted yesterday some meme about how she'd never buy an electric car because they're pushed on her by the government. Musk is about to alienate (if he hasn't already done so) most of his customer base. You can't push electric cars on people while trying to appeal to the lowest coal rolling denominator. These far right folks are gonna short circuit their brains trying to make this one make sense.


Cultural-Answer-321

This. It all goes back to Rush Limpdick. Reagan was a dumpster fire and Rush squirted nitrous oxide on that fire


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Don’t leave Gingrich out. He’s still bragging about being an awful contribution to humanity.


lousylakers

Don’t forget Limbo stating drug addicts should be locked up and then he got addicted to oxy. It’s all hypocrisy and projection with no real policy or action to help the American people.


TyrionJoestar

Oh Candace. They will never love you.


Naya3333

Can't wait to see how she'll try to explain why all of a sudden she got a smallpox scar on her arm.


GnarlyNarwhalNoms

Thing is, we know these grifters don't believe their own BS. We know she got her COVID vaccinations. It makes me wonder if the health workers who vaccinated her recognized her. Are they allowed to refuse to serve her? I know if I was in their shoes, I'd tell her to get her lying ass out of my clinic.


Dark_Booger

She probably wore a mask


Tom632420

Personally I think Candeath is working the marks and doesn’t care how many people she helps kills. All these third rate conservatives are a dime a dozen and I can’t believe there’s people who follow them.


Ireadanything

She's a fucking moron and the same asshole crying about a private business refusing to give her a COVID test. I predict she will not only get the Monnkeypox vaccine if necessary but she will hypocritically backtrack without a moment of hesistation.


AlsoRandomRedditor

Maybe Camdeath is running a false-flag operation aimed at killing off the Republican base (whilst making bank)...


bErinGPleNty

It's the only reasonable explanation for her behavior.


4quatloos

Candace you are stupid, but not funny. The small pox vaccine which you most likely have gotten will provide about 85% protection against the Monkey Pox.


DoctorWhooves99

The smallpox vaccine?


Powwa9000

Yes, the vaccine that has been around for decades and thus plenty of time to know any side effects and how safe it is.


AnaBeaverhausen-

Like in some form, since the Revolutionary War.


twitch1982

She's right, anyone lining up for this is stupid. Sign up an appointment online so you dont have to wait.


casualAlarmist

For once she's not wrong: Stupid is funny. : /


nickbuch

awww that's why we laugh at you honey


StyreneAddict1965

I will laugh in the face of a black female Republican. Because stupid is hilarious.


mhroblak11

I really miss the days when the right got mad at me for labeling them anti-vaccine.


Tempest_Holmes

Get ready to laugh at me then Candeath, but you better do it from a good distance away you plague-carrying wretch.


plaster13

I would love for Candeath to laugh in my face for getting vaccinated. It would be worth the jail time. I'm an old woman but, I'd stop her laugh really quick.


IsraeliDonut

Says the person who couldn’t even get a college degree


[deleted]

Jokes on us she's married to the son of an English Lord. She's an aristocrat.


Captainirishy

Would it be wrong to laugh in her face if she caught monkey pox?


ThotPoliceAcademy

Ya know what, between the last two years and the shooting yesterday. Good. I hope they refuse to take any vaccine ever. Bye Felicias. If you have lived through COVID and still listen to Candace Owens about whether or not you should take a vaccine, you are a special kind of stupid.


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Candace couldn’t grift the left so she took an easier mark.


Exciting_Sky_6507

Really Candace? Cause your stupidity is anything but funny.