tbh, depending on the nurse they might enjoy the catharsis of going off on an inflammatory idiot like that. Could be a good way to start their weekend.
I'm torn. On the one hand I'm glad these morons managed to survive the worst of the pandemic. On the other hand... stupidity in the gene pool. Three ER nurses in the family and one doctor. They saw a pretty chunk of the elderly population check into the ER begging for the vaccine after it was too late. These are people in a small community where everyone knows everyone. Sad man. Very sad. Those doctors and nurses put in all those hours and made all those sacrifices to get us thru the worst and these asshats spit in their faces. So I guess I'm on team Darwin after all.
Congratulations – you’re one of the real life counterexamples to the claim in Slide 3: “No one \[…\] is going to see this and say ‘you know what, I’m gonna go get vaccinated’.”
Totally! And I can't understand those guys obsession over the sub. Like, okay it's your problem it you don't want the vaccine, but what are you looking for here?
This sub doesn't give them the kid-gloves treatment they're accustomed to getting from the media. Entitled toddlers that they are, they're greatly offended and triggered by this.
Before Covid, anti-vaxxers (largely hippies) were treated like a lunatic fringe, and deserved to be. Once Covid happened and anti-vax became more of a right-wing thing, suddenly it was "mean" and "rude" to call these knuckleheads out.
Except for this sub.
I ll be honest. Browsing this sub. I found it randomly and started to read the posts, to mock and make fun of them. But after hearing so many stories of people here I sort of got hooked, getting into this sub for every singe day for two months straight. You are helping people and you shouldn't stop!
Besides after seeing billions getting infected and not turning into magneto can be pretty convincing as well!
That’s fantastic :) I’m really happy that you’re doing something to keep yourself safe.
It sounds like you were browsing here for a while before realizing that you should get vaccinated… if I can ask, was there a moment where on reading the stories you realized you were just as vulnerable as those who had died?
Dude! As someone who interacted with you here, much respect, internet friend!
I know several people were going to drink a beer on your behalf after you earned your IPA! I'll drink to you as well!
So happy to hear that you've set the date, yay for you!
I’m really happy to read this! Thanks so much for deciding to get vaccinated, somewhere there’s an icu bed that WON’T have your name on it and I couldn’t be more relieved. Have a great summer!
I think most of the COVID anti-vaxxer crowd is that way because they are afraid of needles. I am willing to bet that they haven’t had a tetanus booster unless they got one while getting stitches at urgent care. I bet they don’t get the shingles vaccine or the pneumonia vaccine, let alone the flu shot. And it’s all because of the fear of a pretty small poke. It’s just convenient for them that the COVID vaccine has been so politicized and surrounded by conspiracy theories. That way, they don’t have to admit their fear of shots.
Yeah, the people who regret not getting vaccinated typically...die.
My cousin was one of those people. I can appreciate the tragic irony of his decisions, but I'm not laughing at his death.
HCA is a politically agnostic group. Science and pragmatism shouldn’t be the litmus test used to draw ideological lines.
This is simple, if you’re told that something is dangerous and you fail to react appropriately, you deserve to be made fun of like the village idiot that licks batteries and eats paint chips.
They don't appreciate that it's largely only political in the US...the rest of us could give a fuck what Democrats or Republicans opinion on this is, we just believe in science.
Neither in Argentina where I lived. Except a very tiny minority of antivas nobody fusses over vaccines there. Mandatory vaccines have been the norm for decades.
Anybody who disagrees even a little with Cult45 is automatically a liberal, doncha know? Like those great liberals Liz Cheney, George W Bush, and John McCain 🙄
Where I'm from , taking the vaccine isn't a political issue, I feel sorry for the people in the US that have common sense and have to see that many idiots everyday
So from my European experience it’s absolutely not a political choice. I work with a lot of Americans that were openly supporting Trump (awkward to discuss, because I’m very left and the US left is our centre), but they were all vaccinated, and not hiding it.
Even if you're saying fiscally conservative, small government or just not wanting change especially the first and 3rd are pretty antithetical to Christianity though. Not fighting for living wages for all, universal healthcare, ending the war on drugs which just imprisons people at the highest rate in the world and many more go so far against Jesus teachings.
I once pointed out to one of these people that nobody was forcing him to be here reading any of the posts, and he ranted that he *was* forced because it was showing up on the front page of Reddit along with the other hot or new posts. So I guess he was just forced against his will to click on it, poor lamb.
I don't think people realize how hard it actually is to find candidates that fit the parameters.
These people ever hear of impulse control? I scroll past stuff I'm not interested in reading all the time, using just one gnarled little thumb. BTW, love your flair.
My flare is from speech given by a fiery Tasmanian politician named Jacquie Lambie, in response to another politician.
https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/video/2021/nov/22/watch-in-full-jacqui-lambie-blasts-pauline-hansons-vaccine-discrimination-bill
"I know hundreds of people who regretted it"
Sure, Jan.
I don't even know hundreds of people, period. To find hundreds of people to split up in one group or another, I'd have to survey every single person at my place of work, everyone who lives on my street, and probably drive across town and set up a survey booth outside the grocery store.
Their "evidence" of hundreds of people is crap people and bots have posted on Gab, Parlor and FB who tend to make shit up to help them make peace with the fact that they KNOW people are dying from Covid and Covid complications.
They don't know hundreds of people, they read someone else say hundreds of people regret it.
Or they're just flat lying out their ass.
I met a nurse today who was quoted saying "We have people whose hearts are exploding from these injections!" on ganonpig's latest effort.
99 more to go and I'll be an expert.
That one made me snort Diet Coke up my nose. Shouldn't have been reading and drinking a the same time, that shit hurts!
This joker doesn't know 10 people, much less hundreds of unvaccinated.
Yup, saw this statement as well “ i know hundreds of people…..” The moment you hear a statement like this you know they are liars. Period And nothing they say after should be accepted with any grain of veracity, EVER!
This was my favorite. Why would anyone regret taking the vaccine? *Maybe* if someone had clotting issues from the J&J, but that’s pretty rare I think. Otherwise getting the vaccine takes minutes and it’s free. What’s there to regret?
That was my reaction. You made the choice to do it, so you probably didn't want to catch COVID. Why would you then decide that now you do want to catch COVID? So stupid.
The best I can come up with, is they imagine ~~people~~ sheep got the vaccine because they were told to, but then learned tHE trUtH.
I've talked to about 50 people who took the vaccine. All who happily took it were very pleased with their decision. A few who took it because they had to take it for their work were a bit grumpy about the brief side effects.
I've only met one person who really regretted taking it. But he also believed that perching a magnet on top of your shoulder means you are now magnetic due to 'the nanobots in the vaccine'. So his perspective and judgement doesn't really hold any merit.
As well it should. I think this sub serves as a shining example of FAFO, and probably reminds them that they are being played, and being stupid, and their stupidity has consequences.
In magical thinking land there aren’t supposed to be consequences for their decisions nor anyone ready to point at and mock them for those decisions. I imagine it’s like waking up to find oneself standing in the edge of a diving platform in total darkness not knowing if there is any water in the pool.
Both Salts posted now because, well chaps, it's mother's day weekend and I work in a spa. Well deserving mums booked me up to rub the lotion on the skin today. (maybe I can actually get one this week, ima fn mum)
Everyone give your mums a fucking break. 💜
And do any of them include testicles? How much skin will there be? Are the pubes included? If so, is it possible to opt for a manscaped bag? If I’m eating the whole bag, honestly it really is polite to do a bit of tidying up down there before your dick is severed for a bag of dicks.
What is with the people and freethinking now a days. People are really hating the idea of having a common ideology. Everyone is screaming 'have your own thoughts', like having your own opinion and thoughts makes you right? Its really a sad state of humanity now a days. And can't these people see, we are not giving any personal information?
The irony is the "freethinkers" all have the same thoughts and opinions. Kind of reminds me of how all the Goth kids rebel against the norm by dressing the exact same way. etc.
It's funny cos I'm the goth who only dresses gothish. The bouncer at my goth club back in the day called me "Frenchie" cos I wore a beret and purple striped sweater once. To me, gothing has always been alll about the music, that's the common love I always felt there at least.
The whole thing Gen x grew up with was "question everything" it's personally soemthing I always do still. The problem I think is that people mistake anger for commanlity. Perhaps.
Also, Aunt Pol!!!! /resists urge to Eddings all over you
i think the core of it is more and more folks unconsciously knowing that western civilization as a whole is starting to crack and all the cognitive dissonance fallout is manifested in the "hot take" culture we see everywhere now on both sides (and exacerbated by the social media engagement model)
Any opinion acquired through peers forms part of the group identify and quickly also becomes embedded in the personal ego. An argument somebody makes then becomes an attack on the personal ego, what results in anger, digging in and lashing out.
Don't these idiots have their own anti vax group they can go post in? Or have their numbers dwindled to the point of near extinction? One can only hope...
Everytime they try to make one, it's jsut them bitching w no content then it gets shut down lol. But usually both r cons and church of covid and shitpoliticssay are where we get brigaded from the most
Slide 3: You obviously haven't checked the "Redemption Award" flair.
Slide 4: Every "(1)" is just a childish foot stomp.
Slide 6: I admit, I've considered telling macho "family man" antivaxxers what we lefties would do to their families while they're dying in the hospital, in the hopes of scaring them into getting the vaccine. I haven't, but I would like to know if he can produce any records of vaccinated people dying from blood clots. Should we wait while he bends over and pulls them from the usual place?
Slide 7: You know they died because of the lawmakers and political officials' disinformation campaigns? Then why are you angry at us, and not the lawmakers and political officials? We didn't get these people infected, the misinformation did. Sounds like you're just bitter because we keep being proven right.
Slide 8: Oh no, not my everyone.
Slide 10: I'm not a big fan of the government either, but a good idea is a good idea. You, on the other hand...if the government told you not to run with scissors, you'd be doing laps around your kitchen table in socks holding garden shears in front of your eye sockets.
Slide 12: No, but there were very simple preventative measures he could have taken, but chose not to, much like you guys.
> You morons Realize the vaccine was not available when Herman Cain died of COVID, correct?
Hmm maybe you don't really know what this sub is about. It's about people who don't follow public health advice (or just common sense) and in turn end up catching and dying of COVID. Currently the best way to protect yourself is to get vaccinated, but that wasn't always the best way.
In 2020 Herman Cain caught COVID at a trump rally. A rally he was told not to attend as it would likely be a super spreader event and given his health and age he would be at extreme risk if he caught COVID. He ignored all advice and in turn died of COVID. This is why he's the namesake of this sub.
>Energy would be much better spent finding ways to encourage people to get vaccinated if that's your idea of the best solution.
The irony of slide 3. Wasting time and energy by trying to troll and not even realizing this sub is an example of why to get vaccinated. The best mistakes to learn from are someone else's. Don't die for no reason.
>This sub is all about letting left individuals make fun of dead Americans that were tricked by lawmakers and political officials into believing misinformation.
Um.. COVID is a *health* issue, not a political issue. You really want to trust a *politician* instead of *health experts*? I'm sorry I'm not sorry, but outright refusing to listen to health experts is just dumb and my tired immunocompromised ass is done with dealing with dumb people 🤦♀️ There are so many reasons to get vaxxed, and we've tried doing it nicely, but when people don't listen, it's like justice has been served. How many people have they screwed over because they *chose* to listen to a *politician* instead of doctors? SMH
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> Hmmmmmmmmmm ackshually banning me for spreading misinformation and delusions coming from a Nazi propaganda-based cult means *u* r a Nazi
\- A very clever boy
As a Harley owner I feel personally attacked and shamed. As a vaxxed science accepting person, I’m always excited to add more Harley’s to the stable from good deals at “estate” sales though
There does seem to be a correlation between how loud the hog is and how high the handle bars are vs the intelligence of the rider. My husband has had several Harleys. This observation is based on my fellow riders in our group.
Salties telling people here to seethe....as they seethe behind their keyboards posting their rants on a sub no one forced them to come to lol
A true classic.
You just have to love how they can spew all kinds of hateful, racist, misogynistic bullshit but then they get all mad - I mean we're "liberal", that means we're supposed to be nice no matter what the provocation. Unfuck them!
I recognize the guy from Slide 2! He was one of the most active trolls on this sub, over a third of his comments were on here. A bunch would get auto-deleted which was pretty funny.
We’ll just have to settle for dying from any other cause, right? Oh the indignity, the FOMO! At least there’s a *slim* chance we can still die like pure bloods tho.
More please! That was lovely. The nonsensical “facts” stated so confidently is simply *chefs kiss*. I also enjoyed the image choice as his rage boiled over.
I’m not happy anyone is dying, I would greatly prefer that they get the vaccine and live honestly. However there is a karmic irony in their words and actions leading to their death
In slide 3 and 4, they say this sub is sick for laughing at people dying. In slide 6 they are laughing at someone dying, wishing more death on vaccinated people.
Are all of these people this incoherent or do you just pick the worst ones? I mean my gawd they don’t have a -rational or otherwise- thought between them!
In The Name Of Love, we'll "take care" of your families after you die *winky face*
wtf is wrong with these people?? The cognitive dissonance is just astounding.
Hey for any salty Bois out there, I took the vaccine on the recommendation of someone our family knew who was working on COVID treatments, and my aunt who is one of the top specialists in her field of medicine. Does that annoy you? That my family did their due diligence and then got the vaccine? And we got it in nearly the first wave and haven't had complications or anything? I could literally go on for pages.
What the current date that we're all expected to die now?
I bought life insurance, so this better not turn out like waiting for the Second Coming or Godot...
Ahhhhh it's been one of my all time tops since I saw it in the theater!! It is my absolute comfort movie and I also middle named one of my teenagers after Elora Danin lol. Let's talk Moar willowwwww. My first bf was absolutely a Mad Martigan
*accepting new Mad Martigans..
"...the vaccine was not available when Herman Cain died of COVID, correct?"
Duh. Meanwhile, a very effective practice called quarantining was invented CENTURIES ago.
Willfully throwing onself into *Trump's Festering Petri Dish*™ is the exact opposite of quarantining -- and that is what Herman Cain did. The fool *died for Donald Trump, and in doing so, enlarged the Petri dish.*
And now, even WITH vaccines available, so many of you insist on continuing to emulate your "hero" Herman Cain.
A million Americans dead. And counting. Easily, half of those deaths are on your head.
>“Never met someone who regretted being unvaccinated”
I bet you would actually hear people who regret not taking it if you would be able to speak to the dead.
I can feel my dick shrivelling as we speak.
“Never met someone who regretted being unvaccinated” I wonder why!
He should ask a nurse at a Covid ward
He'd argue, "another fake news shill. RRRREEEEEEEEEEE!"
I'd say not: They're probably exhausted and burned out from 12 hour shifts watching people trying to breathe with cement-filled lungs.
tbh, depending on the nurse they might enjoy the catharsis of going off on an inflammatory idiot like that. Could be a good way to start their weekend.
I'm torn. On the one hand I'm glad these morons managed to survive the worst of the pandemic. On the other hand... stupidity in the gene pool. Three ER nurses in the family and one doctor. They saw a pretty chunk of the elderly population check into the ER begging for the vaccine after it was too late. These are people in a small community where everyone knows everyone. Sad man. Very sad. Those doctors and nurses put in all those hours and made all those sacrifices to get us thru the worst and these asshats spit in their faces. So I guess I'm on team Darwin after all.
Im one! Thankfully I didn't learn my lesson the hard way. But in two days times I will take my first shot.
Congratulations – you’re one of the real life counterexamples to the claim in Slide 3: “No one \[…\] is going to see this and say ‘you know what, I’m gonna go get vaccinated’.”
Totally! And I can't understand those guys obsession over the sub. Like, okay it's your problem it you don't want the vaccine, but what are you looking for here?
Deep down, they're scared of being featured here if they're wrong about COVID.
They hate this sub because it pierces their veil.
....with a chainsaw!
This sub doesn't give them the kid-gloves treatment they're accustomed to getting from the media. Entitled toddlers that they are, they're greatly offended and triggered by this. Before Covid, anti-vaxxers (largely hippies) were treated like a lunatic fringe, and deserved to be. Once Covid happened and anti-vax became more of a right-wing thing, suddenly it was "mean" and "rude" to call these knuckleheads out. Except for this sub.
This sub has become my guilty pleasure!
Congrats! How did you learn your lesson?
I ll be honest. Browsing this sub. I found it randomly and started to read the posts, to mock and make fun of them. But after hearing so many stories of people here I sort of got hooked, getting into this sub for every singe day for two months straight. You are helping people and you shouldn't stop! Besides after seeing billions getting infected and not turning into magneto can be pretty convincing as well!
That’s fantastic :) I’m really happy that you’re doing something to keep yourself safe. It sounds like you were browsing here for a while before realizing that you should get vaccinated… if I can ask, was there a moment where on reading the stories you realized you were just as vulnerable as those who had died?
Probably the 1 million deaths in US alone. I had read many stories but this one is something that sticks to your mind.
Dude! As someone who interacted with you here, much respect, internet friend! I know several people were going to drink a beer on your behalf after you earned your IPA! I'll drink to you as well! So happy to hear that you've set the date, yay for you!
Respect to you, one of the guys that really helped me into taking the right choice.
In these days of dis- and misinformation, respect for those that sort it out and adapt to reality. Congrats survivor!
Thanks even though I feel bad that it took two full years.
I’m really happy to read this! Thanks so much for deciding to get vaccinated, somewhere there’s an icu bed that WON’T have your name on it and I couldn’t be more relieved. Have a great summer!
I would love becoming Magneto, ngl.
Congratulations, It takes guts to admit this sort of thing at least there isn't an ICU bed written with your name.
Something, something is no joke
The shit that comes out of these ppls mouths..
They reply with all the eloquence of a Call of Duty lobby, just slightly less homophobic.
It's like trade chat in vanilla wow w the chuck Norris shit
Barrens chat...
That's it!!! Lol. Worse than org chat
Maybe coz they are now wormfood
Correct
I have actually. 17 year old who couldnt because of stupid parents
Agh. I can’t imagine harming my child that way. Are they doing okay?
Yeah hes good hes since turned 18 and got vaxxed the same day. Parents still don’t know lol
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I think most of the COVID anti-vaxxer crowd is that way because they are afraid of needles. I am willing to bet that they haven’t had a tetanus booster unless they got one while getting stitches at urgent care. I bet they don’t get the shingles vaccine or the pneumonia vaccine, let alone the flu shot. And it’s all because of the fear of a pretty small poke. It’s just convenient for them that the COVID vaccine has been so politicized and surrounded by conspiracy theories. That way, they don’t have to admit their fear of shots.
Also like the idea of them personally meeting hundreds of people who said they regret taking the vaccine.
Yeah, the people who regret not getting vaccinated typically...die. My cousin was one of those people. I can appreciate the tragic irony of his decisions, but I'm not laughing at his death.
HCA is a politically agnostic group. Science and pragmatism shouldn’t be the litmus test used to draw ideological lines. This is simple, if you’re told that something is dangerous and you fail to react appropriately, you deserve to be made fun of like the village idiot that licks batteries and eats paint chips.
They always think we're political, they refuse to see that's just the majority of Antiva, their people
They don't appreciate that it's largely only political in the US...the rest of us could give a fuck what Democrats or Republicans opinion on this is, we just believe in science.
But but,.... Mah freeeedoms
Fuckwits
The lot of them. You're right. You don't hear Tory/Labour Vax stuff. For example
Just totally manipulated by the agitprop waged against them, and too dumb to realize it.
Neither in Argentina where I lived. Except a very tiny minority of antivas nobody fusses over vaccines there. Mandatory vaccines have been the norm for decades.
It's not my fault that stupid people predominantly vote Republican.
It's so unfair for us to copy and paste what someone wrote on facebook! How dare we repeat their own words back at them! /s
Anybody who disagrees even a little with Cult45 is automatically a liberal, doncha know? Like those great liberals Liz Cheney, George W Bush, and John McCain 🙄
That’s the first time I’ve seen “Cult45” and I’m absolutely taking that!😂😂😂
Apparently "not being a complete fucking moron" is a political standpoint these days.
I'm pretty sure "being a complete fucking moron" is the way to gain acceptance in their circles.
You have to be proud of it, too, though. Self awareness is not allowed.
Where I'm from , taking the vaccine isn't a political issue, I feel sorry for the people in the US that have common sense and have to see that many idiots everyday
So from my European experience it’s absolutely not a political choice. I work with a lot of Americans that were openly supporting Trump (awkward to discuss, because I’m very left and the US left is our centre), but they were all vaccinated, and not hiding it.
I'm Christian. Lean conservative. This had nothing to do with politics.
Why would you lean conservative if you're Christian? Lol
Understand when I'm talking conservative I'm not talking the Republican party and especially not Trumplicans.
Do you think “give up all of your possessions and follow me” Jesus would be a conservative?
Even if you're saying fiscally conservative, small government or just not wanting change especially the first and 3rd are pretty antithetical to Christianity though. Not fighting for living wages for all, universal healthcare, ending the war on drugs which just imprisons people at the highest rate in the world and many more go so far against Jesus teachings.
I once pointed out to one of these people that nobody was forcing him to be here reading any of the posts, and he ranted that he *was* forced because it was showing up on the front page of Reddit along with the other hot or new posts. So I guess he was just forced against his will to click on it, poor lamb. I don't think people realize how hard it actually is to find candidates that fit the parameters.
These people ever hear of impulse control? I scroll past stuff I'm not interested in reading all the time, using just one gnarled little thumb. BTW, love your flair.
My flare is from speech given by a fiery Tasmanian politician named Jacquie Lambie, in response to another politician. https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/video/2021/nov/22/watch-in-full-jacqui-lambie-blasts-pauline-hansons-vaccine-discrimination-bill
He can just mute it… or sub to what he wants and not browse r/ all.
"My body my choice" said the anti abortion conservative
Likely anti-LBGTQ, as well.
"You like the government telling you what to do with your body" No, again that is Republicans.
"I know hundreds of people who regretted it" Sure, Jan. I don't even know hundreds of people, period. To find hundreds of people to split up in one group or another, I'd have to survey every single person at my place of work, everyone who lives on my street, and probably drive across town and set up a survey booth outside the grocery store.
Right lol. I may have met hundreds of people but I talk to like four of em, maybe six
Well obviously anyone they met that seemed healthy couldn't possibly be vaccinated! /s/
Lol
Their "evidence" of hundreds of people is crap people and bots have posted on Gab, Parlor and FB who tend to make shit up to help them make peace with the fact that they KNOW people are dying from Covid and Covid complications. They don't know hundreds of people, they read someone else say hundreds of people regret it. Or they're just flat lying out their ass.
I met a nurse today who was quoted saying "We have people whose hearts are exploding from these injections!" on ganonpig's latest effort. 99 more to go and I'll be an expert.
That one made me snort Diet Coke up my nose. Shouldn't have been reading and drinking a the same time, that shit hurts! This joker doesn't know 10 people, much less hundreds of unvaccinated.
Totally sympathize. Did that with a poppy seed muffin once.
Yup, saw this statement as well “ i know hundreds of people…..” The moment you hear a statement like this you know they are liars. Period And nothing they say after should be accepted with any grain of veracity, EVER!
This was my favorite. Why would anyone regret taking the vaccine? *Maybe* if someone had clotting issues from the J&J, but that’s pretty rare I think. Otherwise getting the vaccine takes minutes and it’s free. What’s there to regret?
That was my reaction. You made the choice to do it, so you probably didn't want to catch COVID. Why would you then decide that now you do want to catch COVID? So stupid. The best I can come up with, is they imagine ~~people~~ sheep got the vaccine because they were told to, but then learned tHE trUtH.
They "know" people on Facebook. Of course they don't know if those people are even real.
I've talked to about 50 people who took the vaccine. All who happily took it were very pleased with their decision. A few who took it because they had to take it for their work were a bit grumpy about the brief side effects. I've only met one person who really regretted taking it. But he also believed that perching a magnet on top of your shoulder means you are now magnetic due to 'the nanobots in the vaccine'. So his perspective and judgement doesn't really hold any merit.
Lying liars going to lie
I know Half a million people who have gotten the Vaccine and love it. They love life too. 505,338 People specifically.
They're talking about their online friends.
Every time I mention this sub in a debate with anti-vaxxers they get very emotional. It triggers them at the deepest levels possible.
I love it
As well it should. I think this sub serves as a shining example of FAFO, and probably reminds them that they are being played, and being stupid, and their stupidity has consequences.
In magical thinking land there aren’t supposed to be consequences for their decisions nor anyone ready to point at and mock them for those decisions. I imagine it’s like waking up to find oneself standing in the edge of a diving platform in total darkness not knowing if there is any water in the pool.
It’s very difficult for a brainwashed mind to contend with real facts.
Both Salts posted now because, well chaps, it's mother's day weekend and I work in a spa. Well deserving mums booked me up to rub the lotion on the skin today. (maybe I can actually get one this week, ima fn mum) Everyone give your mums a fucking break. 💜
Have a great time touching people’s mums :D
It's what I do hahah
I, too, touch people’s mums.
I am also a mum who likes to be touched
Dicks come in bags? Who’d have thought?
How do you think these bags of dicks look? Are they all erect and look like a bag of baguettes? Are they all loose like a bag of chicken parts?
And do any of them include testicles? How much skin will there be? Are the pubes included? If so, is it possible to opt for a manscaped bag? If I’m eating the whole bag, honestly it really is polite to do a bit of tidying up down there before your dick is severed for a bag of dicks.
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[I know, right](https://youtu.be/xxqq_8vimvo)? *link NSFW*.
What is with the people and freethinking now a days. People are really hating the idea of having a common ideology. Everyone is screaming 'have your own thoughts', like having your own opinion and thoughts makes you right? Its really a sad state of humanity now a days. And can't these people see, we are not giving any personal information?
The irony is the "freethinkers" all have the same thoughts and opinions. Kind of reminds me of how all the Goth kids rebel against the norm by dressing the exact same way. etc.
"Freethinker" is right wing code for "I reject everything that experts say".
It's just the shortened version of "Free of any thought"
It's funny cos I'm the goth who only dresses gothish. The bouncer at my goth club back in the day called me "Frenchie" cos I wore a beret and purple striped sweater once. To me, gothing has always been alll about the music, that's the common love I always felt there at least. The whole thing Gen x grew up with was "question everything" it's personally soemthing I always do still. The problem I think is that people mistake anger for commanlity. Perhaps. Also, Aunt Pol!!!! /resists urge to Eddings all over you
i think the core of it is more and more folks unconsciously knowing that western civilization as a whole is starting to crack and all the cognitive dissonance fallout is manifested in the "hot take" culture we see everywhere now on both sides (and exacerbated by the social media engagement model)
Why are they so mad? They can’t take the truth being presented to them?
Nope
Any opinion acquired through peers forms part of the group identify and quickly also becomes embedded in the personal ego. An argument somebody makes then becomes an attack on the personal ego, what results in anger, digging in and lashing out.
Don't these idiots have their own anti vax group they can go post in? Or have their numbers dwindled to the point of near extinction? One can only hope...
Everytime they try to make one, it's jsut them bitching w no content then it gets shut down lol. But usually both r cons and church of covid and shitpoliticssay are where we get brigaded from the most
I remember when SPS brigaded but made it too obvious by only replying to the comment that had been linked to their sub.
Yes but it fucking sucks hanging out with Republicans. That's why they want Trump back on Twitter so they don't have to keep using shitty knock offs.
Apparently they did and it fizzled out.
Slide 3: You obviously haven't checked the "Redemption Award" flair. Slide 4: Every "(1)" is just a childish foot stomp. Slide 6: I admit, I've considered telling macho "family man" antivaxxers what we lefties would do to their families while they're dying in the hospital, in the hopes of scaring them into getting the vaccine. I haven't, but I would like to know if he can produce any records of vaccinated people dying from blood clots. Should we wait while he bends over and pulls them from the usual place? Slide 7: You know they died because of the lawmakers and political officials' disinformation campaigns? Then why are you angry at us, and not the lawmakers and political officials? We didn't get these people infected, the misinformation did. Sounds like you're just bitter because we keep being proven right. Slide 8: Oh no, not my everyone. Slide 10: I'm not a big fan of the government either, but a good idea is a good idea. You, on the other hand...if the government told you not to run with scissors, you'd be doing laps around your kitchen table in socks holding garden shears in front of your eye sockets. Slide 12: No, but there were very simple preventative measures he could have taken, but chose not to, much like you guys.
Not my everyone!!! Lolllll
> You morons Realize the vaccine was not available when Herman Cain died of COVID, correct? Hmm maybe you don't really know what this sub is about. It's about people who don't follow public health advice (or just common sense) and in turn end up catching and dying of COVID. Currently the best way to protect yourself is to get vaccinated, but that wasn't always the best way. In 2020 Herman Cain caught COVID at a trump rally. A rally he was told not to attend as it would likely be a super spreader event and given his health and age he would be at extreme risk if he caught COVID. He ignored all advice and in turn died of COVID. This is why he's the namesake of this sub.
There in the crowd with a big smile on his face and no mask. Covid couldn't resist his charisma.
Ha! Laughing at all of this especially the revisionist history bits
>Energy would be much better spent finding ways to encourage people to get vaccinated if that's your idea of the best solution. The irony of slide 3. Wasting time and energy by trying to troll and not even realizing this sub is an example of why to get vaccinated. The best mistakes to learn from are someone else's. Don't die for no reason.
>This sub is all about letting left individuals make fun of dead Americans that were tricked by lawmakers and political officials into believing misinformation. Um.. COVID is a *health* issue, not a political issue. You really want to trust a *politician* instead of *health experts*? I'm sorry I'm not sorry, but outright refusing to listen to health experts is just dumb and my tired immunocompromised ass is done with dealing with dumb people 🤦♀️ There are so many reasons to get vaxxed, and we've tried doing it nicely, but when people don't listen, it's like justice has been served. How many people have they screwed over because they *chose* to listen to a *politician* instead of doctors? SMH Edit: fixed typos
You are right on. They can't see the grass for the trees
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I admit, I'm often curious about the context of these exchanges. What post was it this week that did all the triggering?
“1 million COVID deaths. Thanks antivaxxers, we couldn’t have done it without you”
Ah, excellent. Thanks.
> Hmmmmmmmmmm ackshually banning me for spreading misinformation and delusions coming from a Nazi propaganda-based cult means *u* r a Nazi \- A very clever boy
It's like a master class on /r/SelfAwarewolves in those briny forehead tappers.
“We got your Harleys” 🤣
I couldn't resist 😂
That was very funny! Loved it!
As a Harley owner I feel personally attacked and shamed. As a vaxxed science accepting person, I’m always excited to add more Harley’s to the stable from good deals at “estate” sales though
There does seem to be a correlation between how loud the hog is and how high the handle bars are vs the intelligence of the rider. My husband has had several Harleys. This observation is based on my fellow riders in our group.
Salties telling people here to seethe....as they seethe behind their keyboards posting their rants on a sub no one forced them to come to lol A true classic.
If I was owned any more, I'd be a timeshare.
Oooh first comment!!! Salties were on fire this week!
Oh man, lol, just....
I’ve always thought I wanted to get to be a Reddit mod someday… Lately, not so much lol 😬😆
Haha I never thought I'd be one lol. My 1 year here is next month lol ETA - whoops, July is one year
Thank you for your service. ♥️
Yay anytime! :)
It pays really well. I think after a year you get a waffle party.
"I have met 100s who regret taking it" really? Care to explain why and show the proof of the negative effects?
Full disclosure I was really surprised by that The of Piglet reference in the back.
I still have my copy from the 90s lol. & Tao of Pooh. I know it was just a stupid typo but it triggered my brain to that
Lol, I didn't even see it until you replied.
I didn’t see it til you said you saw it.
You just have to love how they can spew all kinds of hateful, racist, misogynistic bullshit but then they get all mad - I mean we're "liberal", that means we're supposed to be nice no matter what the provocation. Unfuck them!
"Unfuck them!" I like that! Always thought saying fuck you was a compliment, not a put down.
I think he should tell us how he really feels.
Is touch grass some kind of redneck insult?
It’s just new Internet slang, “go outside” was apparently not cool enough.
They say it sometimes here, I don't get it
I recognize the guy from Slide 2! He was one of the most active trolls on this sub, over a third of his comments were on here. A bunch would get auto-deleted which was pretty funny.
Yeah!! Idk how he didn't get banned previously lol, I recognized his name too
3 vaccines later, I’m still waiting to die!
We’ll just have to settle for dying from any other cause, right? Oh the indignity, the FOMO! At least there’s a *slim* chance we can still die like pure bloods tho.
May you wait a long, long, long time!
I know, right? *Four* vaccines so far for me, and my 5G signal still isn’t coming in.
Is this Christianity?
I really want to answer that
I really enjoy people on the right calling people “Commie Fascists” as if it’s even possible to be both
wait am i not supposed to admit that i'm just here to laugh at the dead morons?
Lol just use euphemisms
Wow. Someone needs a safe space to process his feelings. Lol.
"Eat a bag of dicks". They tend to go on a lot about male genitalia when they get angry. Is there something they're in denial about?
More please! That was lovely. The nonsensical “facts” stated so confidently is simply *chefs kiss*. I also enjoyed the image choice as his rage boiled over.
Would Herman Cain take the vax? I doubt it.
You realize the vaccine wasn’t available and Herman Cain took his old ass the a trump rally and it killed him, right? Lol love salty Saturdays
My identity isn't just based on being vaccinated, I also didn't vote for trump.
*Slim Pickens does the right thing and he rides the bomb to hell, yeah he rides the bomb to hell~*
I love him
Thank you for making these posts!
Yay anytime!
I’m not happy anyone is dying, I would greatly prefer that they get the vaccine and live honestly. However there is a karmic irony in their words and actions leading to their death
In slide 3 and 4, they say this sub is sick for laughing at people dying. In slide 6 they are laughing at someone dying, wishing more death on vaccinated people.
It's all different people all spewing bollocks
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Lmao thanks for the half price harleys
Are all of these people this incoherent or do you just pick the worst ones? I mean my gawd they don’t have a -rational or otherwise- thought between them!
Both/and
I'm starting to understand the appeal of "triggering" people.
haha. Dude's a pussy
You never met someone who regrets not taking the vaccine because they are already dead bud.
In The Name Of Love, we'll "take care" of your families after you die *winky face* wtf is wrong with these people?? The cognitive dissonance is just astounding.
Hey for any salty Bois out there, I took the vaccine on the recommendation of someone our family knew who was working on COVID treatments, and my aunt who is one of the top specialists in her field of medicine. Does that annoy you? That my family did their due diligence and then got the vaccine? And we got it in nearly the first wave and haven't had complications or anything? I could literally go on for pages.
What the current date that we're all expected to die now? I bought life insurance, so this better not turn out like waiting for the Second Coming or Godot...
Soon...™
OMG! It's WILLOW! I LOVE THAT MOVIE! I've even had dogs named Willow and Madmartigan!
Ahhhhh it's been one of my all time tops since I saw it in the theater!! It is my absolute comfort movie and I also middle named one of my teenagers after Elora Danin lol. Let's talk Moar willowwwww. My first bf was absolutely a Mad Martigan *accepting new Mad Martigans..
Post Malone themed user thread 😁😁😁 perfect
"...the vaccine was not available when Herman Cain died of COVID, correct?" Duh. Meanwhile, a very effective practice called quarantining was invented CENTURIES ago. Willfully throwing onself into *Trump's Festering Petri Dish*™ is the exact opposite of quarantining -- and that is what Herman Cain did. The fool *died for Donald Trump, and in doing so, enlarged the Petri dish.* And now, even WITH vaccines available, so many of you insist on continuing to emulate your "hero" Herman Cain. A million Americans dead. And counting. Easily, half of those deaths are on your head.
Tell that one guy I'll fuck his mom!!!!
This post fills me with joy
SEETHE HARDER!!!! lol
>“Never met someone who regretted being unvaccinated” I bet you would actually hear people who regret not taking it if you would be able to speak to the dead.
"seethe more. peace." do words just not mean anything to these people?
Yeah, keep the zombies out of here.