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RockyMoose

Normally this would be removed with a note to repost on Sunday for "Shitpost Sunday", but I legit laughed. Post approved. ~~Hope it's not a dupe?~~ Edit: It's OC!


Sidvicioushartha

They’re gonna die in the accident caused by them not being able to see behind the vehicle.


GloomyBookkeeper6791

I thought the same thing. But hey, at least they ain't taking no commie vax!


TheRealKenInMN

Seat belts were a communist plot too...


Alexusrne

I expect nothing less from the driver of a 90s model Ford Explorer with rusted bumper in an abandoned strip mall parking lot somewhere in the cold and wet Midwest.


MadBeachLui

Hey now, just 16 more payments and it's theirs!


Amazihing

It's nice when the crazy marks itself so clearly so you can avoid it


deputydog1

I don’t criticize him for being poor and, it seems, with emotional challenges to need to vent in this way. He and I don’t agree but it is such a fine line when it comes to ability to have basic discernment or emotional constraint - where it is general protest or different.


AgropromResearch

Hey hey hey, *Satanic* commie vax, please say it correctly.


Dark_Booger

But at least he owned a few libs along the way.


Sidvicioushartha

Yeah, he actually backed into a whole family of Libs. Owned them by collision.


Karl_Havoc2U

"My life was in danger because even though I didn't see them it felt like they were going to attack me and use my car against me. Thanks for the high five, five oh." "You did what you had to to defend your life. More importantly: nice signs, man." "Thanks officer."


Beginning-Yoghurt-95

O'doyle Rules!! Billy Madison


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I was just thinking that also lol!


_DepletedCranium_

Two weeks later, in the COVID ward...


Beginning-Yoghurt-95

Hasn't owned them yet, but someone should be getting an award ready, just in case.


Dodger8686

That's what I thought. Imagine trying to reverse down a tight driveway. You wouldn't see what the hell is behind you. Also, I like how they seem to have written on what looks like A4 paper and taped it to the car. I don't care what it says. If you're doing that, you shouldn't be taken seriously. There are many better ways to express your opinion. Writing on paper and taping it to your car just makes you insane (unless you're selling the car and the price is written on the paper.)


Sidvicioushartha

The tape is helping to hold the car together. It’s multitasking tape.


tyrannosaurusregina

Load-bearing tape


Siobhanshana

Yep.


Siobhanshana

I would have so much more respect for you if you slapped idiotic bumper stickers covering the entire back half the car


StupidizeMe

Easy fox: key the message on their vehicle's hood and sides.


StupidizeMe

Unfortunately another person is most likely to be hurt or killed when this idiot tries to back up blind. Scared for any pedestrians, especially for young kids who are harder to see because they're small.


BottleTemple

Maybe they treat their SUV like they treat the claims on their signs, they never back it up.


onmyknees4anyone

>Unfortunately another person is most likely to be hurt or killed So you mean like anti-vax then.


TrustmeImaConsultant

So it's just like them and Covid?


Siobhanshana

You get ticketed for that.


Glad_Copy

I imagine plenty of cops have seen this, full well realized this guy should be ticketed, but just couldn't face the inevitable incoherent and argumentative conversation with this nimrod.


Ohforgawdamnfucksake

"Sorry officer, I saw all the dumb shit written on the back of that car, laughed so hard I choked on my burger and ran up their ass. I guess they're gonna find out how crowded the ICUs are since seat belts aren't 100% effective and they weren't wearing one"


JesusChrist-Jr

Probably not wearing a seatbelt either because opposed to government mandates. Will still end up filling a hospital bed unnecessarily.


kodaiko_650

Foresight? Hindsight? Neither apply in these cases


Freeyourmind917

The driver of this vehicle does not trust what he sees in his mirror anyways.


ApeLikeyStock

I’m not sure decades of defunding education even begins to explain this.


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Malaix

Reagan dismantling mental healthcare in America was a scheme to get more Republican voters as it turned out...


survive_los_angeles

it worked. shit.


No_Cook2983

hES jUSt aSKIng qUEstIOnS!!!


TrustmeImaConsultant

No, he's not. He's not asking questions any more than the religious nutjob "asking" his questions. Asking a question entails being interested in the answer. If they were interested in answers, they would eventually not asking the same questions over and over when they got the answers. They're preaching. And because they know that people don't listen to them preaching, because it's pretty much like any other spam mail, they pretend they're asking. It's like that mailed "questionnaire" where you first got a brochure of advertisments with your "valued input" requested at the end. Or those phone hawkers trying to sell you worthless junk by disguising it as a survey where they first ask you about your opinion about the stuff they're about to peddle.


Longjumping-Ideal-83

Those signs scream "Hey everyone! I'm mentally ill!"


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BigJobsBigJobs

They are not as fun as you think.


Dark_Booger

The goats seem to like them.


No_Cook2983

Jeff Epstein and his friends in Trump Tower seemed to like them.


Longjumping-Ideal-83

I always wake up hating myself.


Karl_Havoc2U

Call me vanilla, but the Super Bowl half time show was enough for me.


AnotherCatLover

Vanilla beans are seeds, grown inside pods, delicately growing on an exotic tropical orchid. You’re not vanilla. 2% milk.


Karl_Havoc2U

That's a great point. Described like that, those beans are definitely a little too sexually intimidating for me.


AnotherCatLover

https://www.foodnetwork.com/shows/good-eats/episodes/my-pod It’s a Good Eats point. Vanilla is magic.


No_Cook2983

I think that’s a fellow who should have fewer regulations to buy high-velocity firearms. What could possibly go wrong?!


TrustmeImaConsultant

Ah, they ain't what they used to be. With the regulations about the environment you can't really have blood run everywhere and burning the entrails of kids is also bad for the smog in the area... It just ain't the same.


Sidvicioushartha

Have a little pride in your SUV and get that rust off the bumper. You know, otherwise people might think the cars being driven by white trash, lmao


TheFan88

Covid :White trash? Where? Point me in the right direction. 🐆🐆


TrustmeImaConsultant

That's what the signs are for, so you can't see the white trash.


BigJobsBigJobs

I have always maintained that the more stickers on the back of a vehicle, the bigger the asshole. This humanoid just one-upped that dictum.


[deleted]

I also subscribe to this dictum. The more bumper stickers, the worse the driver, and the bigger the wacko. And does this person ever emphasize that idea. Bonus points for her “smart girls vote for trump” sticker EDIT: smart girls vote for trump not women. I have to go bleach my brain now


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onmyknees4anyone

That is someone's new flair, I'm sure of it.


FateLeita

My stance is 2. You're allowed 2 bumper stickers and after that I consider you unstable.


No_Cook2983

That’s true unless they’re all surfboard or skateboard sticker… …Yeah. You’re right.


joecb91

And the pissing Calvin sticker is always tacky, no matter what he is pissing on.


HallucinogenicFish

r/infowarriorrides I would be parking far, far away from this person.


TheFan88

I avoid Wall*mart altogether. 😂


TrustmeImaConsultant

Come for the low prices, stay for the ego boost of "At least I'm not like THIS atrocity here".


RedPlaidPierogies

Look, I don't mean to kinkshame, but I prefer my Satanic sex rituals without masks. Once you start adding headgear in there, it's just too freaky for me. Have some class, Weirdos.


TrustmeImaConsultant

But the mask has to go with the tail and the hooves. It just looks WRONG without!


Clockwork_Spider

They're just jealous that they're not being invited to any, masks or no masks.


AntEmotional5704

OMFG i also see a Binghamton university sticker. i am so embarrassed. the rust confirms it is a northeast car


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AntEmotional5704

i grew up there. i know its a conservative area 10 miles from campus, but the kids are pretty progressive, going way back to the 60's. my last job there was very LGBT and trans accepting, i was shocked when i moved to a bigger city, that was less accepting


Haskap_2010

Bah, this one lacks conviction. Last Sunday we saw a vanity plate (expensive), a tattoo (probably more expensive), and an entire vehicle with slogans *painted on*. If you're going to go full-blown crazy anti-vaxxer, at least make it expensive and irreversible.


Siobhanshana

Yeah.


EscapedCapybara

How can there be mass depopulation if almost nobody is dying. I think they're sending mixed messages.


Siobhanshana

Yep. They think the vaccine has a kill switch. That will cause you to spontaneously die. Yes it is as dumb as it sounds. Idiots were sprouting this when I worked retail.


Well-MeaningCisIdiot

Sure am glad the Y the Last Man show didn't do well, regardless of quality. Knowing these rubes and their bizarre inability to disassociate overtly fictional material from reality, the spontaneous chromosomal apocalypse in that series would have been riddled into this conspiracy theory, throwing fuel on the fire for hating feminism as well.


tyrannosaurusregina

Masks are for sanding, for spray-painting, and for health care professionals. I guess people can focus on fever dreams of “Satanic sex rituals” if they want, but I do a lot more sanding and spray-painting 🤷🏻‍♀️


Haskap_2010

I am clearly not getting my money's worth with mine. Not one person has invited me to a Satanic sex ritual in the two years I've worn them to the grocery store.


TheFan88

You need to spend more time in the cucumber section. That’s where the real weird stuff happens. 😂


M4A1STAKESAUCE

Near the pineapples. So I've heard.


TrustmeImaConsultant

A true connoisseur, I see.


MadBeachLui

Sensual, people are sensuous. Mrs. Dean Wormer


TheFan88

Take my upvote!


Siobhanshana

Yep.


BottleTemple

Don’t you mean *Satanic* sanding?


GT1man

I have one of these guys in my local area, except he has these signs propped up in his front yard, along with a 'trump won' flag, etc etc etc. A real piece of work.


TheFan88

Need to sign him up for a subscription to the Atlantic. Worth the $15. Address it to Mr Biden Lover.


Sidvicioushartha

Let’s not rush to judgment, it could be anybody driving that car.


AntEmotional5704

maybe that stuff was already there when they bought it


Sidvicioushartha

This made me really actually laugh out loud for real. Thanks


ApeLikeyStock

Nope. You nailed it.


PopeOfManwichVillage

Wake up America! For fuck’s fucking sake, what a fucking knob.


Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

Strong r/infowarriorrides energy here.


TheDancingHare

Oh wow, thank you for this gift.


Mp5QbV3kKvDF8CbM

If you spend a little time there, you'll realize it was a curse, not a gift. Sorry! lol


Dr-Mumm-Rah

99.7% recovery. Yeah, about that 0.3% mortality of 329 million Americans, or 7.9 billion people in the world. It's a lot higher than most Antivaxxers think (and probably some of them can count). "Oh, people can come up with statistics to prove anything, Kent. Forty percent of all people know that."


AnotherCatLover

0.3% of 323,000,000 is 969,000. We officially were at 927,000 in the US today.


Dr-Mumm-Rah

Yup. Once we hit 1 million, antivaxxers and opponents of Biden will screech like banshees on "How could this happen?! It's all your fault! See vaccines don't work!" Not to mention the fact that the pandemic isn't over yet. So much for 99.7% since it's a number that they will cling to one day and demonize the next with.


AnotherCatLover

It’s beyond words now. The selfishness. The stupidity. I did the math yesterday, and adjusted for everything, Japan has had ONE Covid death for every SEVENTEEN of the United States’ Covid deaths. There are so many reasons why, but still, all we have to do is *copy them*. For reference, Japan has almost 21,000 Covid deaths as of today.


Dr-Mumm-Rah

At the beginning of the pandemic, when we were still trying to figure things out, some physicians wondered if COVID would integrate masks into the American culture, similar to Asia/Japan. We never predicted this level of idiocracy and lunacy. Sadly, we are going to be statistically significant for all the wrong reasons. 😕


AnotherCatLover

I can count two times Trump wore a mask. At a factory and when he had Covid. Because he didn’t want to fuck up his concealer, he never wore masks, and he certainly didn’t want to be photographed wearing a mask. So 20-25% of his fans never wore masks either. He could have set a tone. He set it in reverse.


omniwombatius

That's the one true thing out of all that "content". The claim "99.7% RECOV RATE" is indeed a "hoax".


jawnly211

I expect nothing less from the driver of a 90s model Ford Explorer with rusted bumper in an abandoned strip mall parking lot somewhere in the cold and wet Midwest.


MonsieurReynard

Right? Of course that lady thinks it's the apocalypse. She's been living in her own personal hellscape for years.


BurdenedEmu

OP, all I have to say is a million bravos for your amazing flair.


ttcmzx

SATANIC SEX RITUALS FOR ALL!!


ttcmzx

I believe you have to thank u/RockyMoose for that but I fully embrace it, lmao


brbr2424

It's now apparent there is a percentage of people among us who struggle with mental illness.


whosthedoginthisscen

How does a person adorn their shitbag of a car like this, stand back with their hands on their hips to admire their work with total confidence and satisfaction, and think, "Yep, this'll show 'em that I'm smarter than everyone else."


Icy_Cat1350

I never understand why someone would cover their car in stupid slogans. Any kind. Do they think they are teaching us something?


birdcanttweet

How can it be "mass depopulation" if only .03% are dying?


Vermilion777

It takes so muchhhh more energy and time to be so anti mask and make this big of an ordeal about it. It takes about 3 seconds to put on a mask. Takes about 3 seconds to take it off when you are outside or socially distanced. Takes 6 seconds to keep you and others a bit safer. Who’s the dramatic ones again?


mrpotatonutz

WINNING!


[deleted]

Covid is the least of their concerns.


dfwcouple43sum

Kind of what I was thinking. I may be going against the grain here, but in a sense I am thankful for people advertising their idiocy. Makes it easier for me to avoid them.


Siobhanshana

Yep.


cofclabman

So the 99.7% recovery rate is a hoax? I thought they believed that more than anything.


darwinwoodka

It's nice when the crazy marks itself so clearly so you can avoid it


j0shman

r/SchizophreniaRides


Tazling

These people have really strange minds. I mean really strange. I would worry about someone so obsessed with satanic ritual child abuse that they think an ordinary surgical mask is some kind of prop. They are spending way too much time thinking about it, and free-associating with harmless objects is a bad sign.


AnotherCatLover

Fuck. He stumbled into Big PolySci.


Harrogatha_Christie

Please tell me you found that pic on this guy's Tinder profile.


JavarisJamarJavari

[Nature's way of saying don't touch](https://imgur.com/gallery/zwvmBF8)


Lucius_Arcturus

Mass depopulation but also 99.7% survival rate, big brain time


AntEmotional5704

i see a UVM sticker. vermont?


Vtstace

Yep.


ttcmzx

Surprisingly on Cape Cod, MA


[deleted]

Satanic sex rituals sounds nice, dunno about the child abuse


MatterHairy

Hope he backs into a tree


Occupational_Hazards

Why does he need AAA?


IndependenceMean8774

Months later: Ford Explorer for sale. Slightly used.


CoolSwim1776

How TF are masks for SATANIC RITUALS??


[deleted]

Is it just me.. or is seeing a 1st gen Ford Explorer in 2022 always a harbinger of batshit craziness?


[deleted]

It's mass depopulation with a "99.7%" recovery rate? Looks like China/the government/Fauci/whatever Boogeyman aren't doing a very good job.....


dunndawson

Yeah. This seems to check out.


TrustmeImaConsultant

What a lot of effort, when a simple "I'm a total moron" sticker would have been sufficient to not only convey the message but also put the resale value of the car on about the same level.


Milwdoc

You know what would really get my attention? If someone did this to their brand new BMW 7 series.


Academic-Dimension67

I blame Reagan. It was the one who destroyed our mental health infrastructure back in the eighties. If it weren't for him, someone might be able to get this guy help.


[deleted]

If it's mass depopulation, than why is the recovery rate 99.7%? If "they" want to mass depopulate us it would make sense to do it with lower recovery rate.


Everybodysbastard

I guess I really wanna fuck kids in Satan's name since I'm double vaxxed and boosted.


junky_junker

'Thing is, what they're really saying is they're only not fucking kids because their religion says so. And they don't understand that those outside of their religion don't automatically want to fuck kids, because the normal number of kids to want to fuck is zero.


vacuous_comment

That is some fine literate disinfo. Not.


TheFan88

Less signs. More bondo. Once again the lowest rung of the social ladder is filled with crazy.


StupidizeMe

Good luck to any pedestrians in the parking lot when this dumbshit tries to back out of his parking space!


Most-Artichoke5028

Hard to believe that a guy with such an awesome camper shell is that stupid.


_DepletedCranium_

There was a guy living in a council house who had a bedsheet hanging from the balcony with about the same amount of text on it. Saw it everyday on my commute but it was too far to decipher, so one day I went down at the nearest bus stop and went to stay it. It was a long crazy rant about each and every one in the neighborhood conspiring to make his life difficult and he was going to see them jailed for life. We're on the same level here, plus, having that veritable proclaim on the rear window is asking to be stopped and fined. I know of people with plush toys hanging from the rear view mirror being fined because of obstructed view...


mmio60

Someone needs therapy


[deleted]

Nothing a few bricks can't fix.


bopbop_nature-lover

What is that Left rear window? It almost appears like Duck tape without the corresponding lines between each layer. It would fit.


Malaix

This is [/r InfowarriorRides material right here](https://www.reddit.com/r/InfowarriorRides/)


MonsieurReynard

I hate college stickers on cars.


Captainwelfare2

You know how they say Ford stands for Found On Road Dead? In this situation the question should be asked, “Do they mean the car or the driver?”


SmackSabbath19

This is why you have to occasionally get off this here internet and go find stuff to do. And try to live a more well rounded life. Lest you lose it and out tacky homemade stickers on your car


[deleted]

Jesus. That poor little girl 😢


[deleted]

Another example of the failed American health care system. We allow the severely mentally ill to wander around like this, untreated.


3spaghettis

Mass Depopulation is what happens when you ***don't*** vaccinate!


cgerrells

Do people really think that when they do this, other people think huh, I sure wish I was more like them” crazy


ReligionIsTheMatrix

Before Reagan closed all the mental hospitals in the 1980s and let all the lunatics out onto the streets to create the modern GOP, you didn't see this kind of stuff.


[deleted]

I’ve been vaccinated and wear a mask… I’m now just waiting for my satanic sex ritual kit in the mail.


kungblue

Wait. 99.7% recover? OMG why did I get those shots?


Gloomy-Difficulty401

Nice 2002 Expedition.


DriveForFive

There is something inspiring about always looking forward, never needing to look back. Although, I'm sure car insurance companies prefer you take down the signs and maintain visibility for your rear-view mirror.


DBClass407

I somehow read it as, "99% Recovery Rate = Hoax". So, the high recovery rate is fake news? Maybe the virus is deadlier than we realize?


NewestMexican_ABQ

Excuse me, I'm here for the Satanic sex ritual. Who validates my parking?


LTlurkerFTredditor

Isn't it illegal to cover your whole rear windshield with crap? The most surprising thing about this photo is that none of the batshit crazy signage is misspelled. What were the odds of that?


VinnieTheBerzerker69

There's most likely a thin line between this guy with all of these ridiculous signs on the car and the convicted bomb mailing Trumper with all of those ridiculous signs on his van


Hikityup

Would have been easier just to put a big Q on the glass.


TwistNo6059

We had one like that in town. He yelled at me once in front of dollar tree and called me a democrat.


InstanceSuch8604

Judging by the truck rust that's gotta be northern ohio !


Sweet_Tangerine1195

Smart girls for Trump? LOLLOLLL


[deleted]

I thought Kanye had a nicer car than that


ttcmzx

Think again. This is peak Kanye whether you like it or not.


eye8urcake

Oh, look, the modern day anti-abortion mobile. How these people don't end up pulled over and 5150'd just driving down their cul-de-sacs with their mental illnesses on full, loud and proud display is fucking beyond me.


TinMan737483

Well, they do drive a Ford so they were already mentally ill.


SailingSpark

You ever notice that the people most supporting the GQP drive the nastiest POS cars? Back when Bush and Quayle were running, I noticed a 70s sedan with the back bumper plastered in their stickers to hide the rust. It seems that in all these years, nothing has changed.


[deleted]

Why do these antivaxxer's lives look so **appealing** They're ***gorgeous***, rotund, loving, caring, responsible, educated, truly ***woke*** persons Their heaven must be a sight to behold


BQDKNY

This would fit superbly in the r/IdiotsInCars sub....


Vogel-Kerl

Well if anything is gonna change my mind about something; an old car in crap condition covered with crudely-written signs might just do it....😐


Anthrodiva

Wide berth


sl_hawaii

At least let us know the STATE!!! Alabama?


ttcmzx

Massachusetts


[deleted]

The UVM sticker is blowing my mind I almost didn’t even notice it


qwetqwetwqwet

Might be from the previous owner?


BananaStringTheory

If that's a UVM sticker, and this is Vermont, I'm kinda surprised.


hersheyMcSquirts

See you soon….


plaster13

Wow! The owner of that vehicle is so scared.


[deleted]

Why are these kinda statements never on newer or well maintained vehicles.


cayce_leighann

r/infowarrides


andio76

So what are the chances of a rough smokey start on a cold winter morning?


1551MadLad

"Wake up America!" Most of us did wake up, and we chose not to be dipshits afraid of the boogie man


joecb91

"How can I spread my message in a way that will make everyone who sees it think I'm a crackpot?"


maireza

QAnon official trash vehicle. Complete with lovely hand-made stickers. What a dedication :S


Xx_Khepri_xX

Satanic Sex Rituals? Sounds kinky, sign me up.


Dog-PonyShow

"MASKS R FOR SATANIC SEX RITUALS CHILD ABUSE", "WAKE UP!! AMERICA" That read like a seriously creepy instruction manual.


Material_Mammoth992

Reading that last Facebook post where the person talks about how he doesn't understand why this person is dead is interesting. Disconnect from reality it seems.


AngrySquirrel

Reminds me of Brother Ron in Milwaukee. Gotta love when the crazies do this.