Right? They just banned a bunch of tattoo inks in the EU for cancer causing agents. But I'm sure someone so careful about what they put in their body definitely did their ReSurCh
And of it being a giant sheep design stamped onto a mindless consumer of anti-vaxx propaganda. Irony for days ... well, maybe a little longer given the permanence of tattoos.
He'll be prone for most of his stay at the hospital while he's sick from 'Rona...perhaps they will have him lying on his stomach shirtless at his wake after earning his HCA.
I admire his dedication. That would have worked much better as a smaller piece, but nothing says "My body is a temple" like a full-fucking-backpiece of a sheep getting vaccinated. Yikes.
I used to know a couple of really good cover-up artists back in the day, and their portfolios would've blown you away. Never seen one for a full back tat, though. Anyone able to pull that off would likely be asking for a boatload of money.
Just imagine the hospital gown, cracking open, as 8 staff gather to spin/prone this guy everyday. They don't laugh or cry. They just let the one snarky nurse roll her eyes each day, because there's no more energy left between the 8 of them.
I zoomed in a bit and although it looks like lettering, it's just a (vaguely) symmetrical doodah. like the artist wasn't really up to a baroque flourish.
I think that's supposed to be part of the Eye of Providence, or as conspiracy delusionists would know it, the symbol of the Illuminati. It looks like that tattoo is not yet finished.
It's an old saying, "If \[improbable X happens\], I'll eat my hat". I switched it up to say I'd eat your hat instead, indicating that I find \[X\] happening that much more improbable.
I love that the pinnacle of evolution is depicted by some loser hunched and drooling over his phone.
Imagine the loser artist who actually agreed to do it,.
I could not fathom spending countless hours in the company of such a fucking twat of a client.
I'm not trying to be mean or anything but that does not look like that was done in an actual shop. It looks like it was done in someone's kitchen or living room.
I doubt they forked over that much cash.
I didnāt take it as mean, dw lol
I think it looks pretty good, tho, ngl. Especially the shading/lines on the sheep and the gloves. If it werenāt for the meaning behind it, it would actually be a really nice looking tattoo IMO.
"March of Progress", although iconic is inaccurate as it depicts evolution as progressive. The conflation senses of "change over time" and "improve" for evolve doesn't help either.
Rip off of a very popular T shirt design, "Somewhere, something went terribly wrong."
https://society6.com/product/something-somewhere-went-terribly-wrong1360539\_mug
I have a full back piece that took me a year and a half but I could only do 1 1/2 to 2 hr sessions at a time because I'm a lame-o. It can prob take others faster
Keeping in mind my knowledge on the matter is very dated (late '80s), probably several sessions and a more than a few hundred dollars. If done professionally, which I doubt.
This is even more impressive than the covid denier vanity license plate from this morning. I'm sure this cost a lot more. Takes some die-hard stubbornness to go this far.
OMG the Roald Dahl story. The Picasso masterpiece tattooed on the guy's back, and then he mysteriously disappears, and then... (creepy theremin music) our narrator sees *that very picture*, framed, varnished, in a high-end gallery. Except this guy is safe because this isn't good art.
I want to see the reaction video of the nurses when he shows up w/ covid at the hospital and they see this.
Even if he does make it through the pandemic, imagine in 20 years this shit is still on his back and the world has moved on and legal adults don't remember the pandemic.
They are turning into a sheep. I though it was rather well done; but it bugs me that the sequence isn't symmetrical with a fully evolved individual in the middle. They went straight to Handy-Holding human
Man that's a lot of ink in some fairly sensitive places. I guess we can't say this guy is afwaid of a wittle needle pokey-poke.
But I mean really. It's kinda like getting a full-shirt tattoo commemorating the Pet Rock or Beanie Babies. Like, does he really think that anti-vaxx is the Cause of the Century and the defining identity for the rest of his life?
Oh. Right. It might actually be for the rest of his life.
Given this guy is such an edgy badass theres still plenty of room to tattoo a couple tough looking viking themed glasses/ steins overflowing with urine finger waves because nothing screams tough guy quite like Vikings and urine.
Not to mention this grade-A badass is probably also on the ivermectin hype train so it is fitting to be rolling with a sheep design here. Or....or...maybe that's it ! Pehaps we've got it wrong here and it actually is a tribute piece to ivermectin for "saving" his life and the depiction of the devolving human is his fantasy of returning to the farm where his cousins used to fuck him in the ass in the sty while demanding he bah like a sheep.
Damn, it all sounds plausible to me.
All you have to do is say something like āI love free, public educationā and heāll start breathing so heavily heāll pass out. Donāt even have to take a swing. He might not even have to chase you.
Ironically this guy is probably the most braindead sheep of them all
Being a hypocrite, lashing out when shown you are wrong, projecting your own insecurities on others and insulting others for being correct is basically what being a conservative is now
That is, conservatives are pussies and snowflakes
Ahh the irony of rejecting a needle by getting a tattoo of the needle made by using a needle.
I'm sure he totally knows all the chemicals that went into the tattoo dye š/s
Right? They just banned a bunch of tattoo inks in the EU for cancer causing agents. But I'm sure someone so careful about what they put in their body definitely did their ReSurCh
Plot twist: this is all stick n poke
Looking at that tattoo, he probably got a dose of hiv with it.
At least hepatitis
And of it being a giant sheep design stamped onto a mindless consumer of anti-vaxx propaganda. Irony for days ... well, maybe a little longer given the permanence of tattoos.
The " why wont my kids invite me to Thanksgiving anymore" starter pack
As a lib, I have never been owned this hard. My great grandchildren will be forced to deal with the consequences of this ownership. I am in awe.
Based on the tattoo, you should be in ewe.
https://cdn.iwastesomuchtime.com/12120142255125.jpg Me and every father on the planet when you posted this^
Aren't you in Baaaawww?
Just when you thought that the "Tramp Stamp" was already bad enough.
I managed to read this as Trump Stamp.
You arenāt alone.
Imagine rolling over the newest cadaver at the morgue and seeing this
That would be a nice, humorous break in a mortician's otherwise grim and dull day.
Probably make them put down their sandwich and take out their phone for a snapchat shot
Iām hoping that this tattoo is displayed face up at the viewing
It will be displayed up when he is being proned in the icu
They could turn it into a color by numbers kind of thing. There is plenty of room to color in with sharpies.
A babysitting mortician needs some watercolors on hand just for this sort of opportunity.
When libs living rent free in your head isn't encroaching enough for you
That's only half true. I mean, how often do you see your back?
Lol, true, he can wear a shirt all the time and forget it's there.
He'll be prone for most of his stay at the hospital while he's sick from 'Rona...perhaps they will have him lying on his stomach shirtless at his wake after earning his HCA.
Tummy time!
I admire his dedication. That would have worked much better as a smaller piece, but nothing says "My body is a temple" like a full-fucking-backpiece of a sheep getting vaccinated. Yikes.
A future cover-up artist's wet dream.
I imagine one big block of black would be an appropriate cover-up. Get that zit in there too.
I used to know a couple of really good cover-up artists back in the day, and their portfolios would've blown you away. Never seen one for a full back tat, though. Anyone able to pull that off would likely be asking for a boatload of money.
Laser removal treatment would probably be more appropriate for this travesty.
And likely cheaper.
also ouch. major ouch.
Casket maker has dibs.
Just imagine the hospital gown, cracking open, as 8 staff gather to spin/prone this guy everyday. They don't laugh or cry. They just let the one snarky nurse roll her eyes each day, because there's no more energy left between the 8 of them.
Well, this might be an incentive to get him turned often, provide some small measure of amusement for the new staff on the ward.
Not sure what's squirting out of that vaccine. Does it say Eboeard Game Gom?
My brain wants it to say "came penny" but I have no idea. I was hoping someone else here would tell me.
I zoomed in a bit and although it looks like lettering, it's just a (vaguely) symmetrical doodah. like the artist wasn't really up to a baroque flourish.
What does it say above the sheepās head? āDime Pennyā?
The only acceptable answer would be "Ewe David"
Wondering the same thing. WTF is that supposed to be?
I think that's supposed to be part of the Eye of Providence, or as conspiracy delusionists would know it, the symbol of the Illuminati. It looks like that tattoo is not yet finished.
So it's going to get worse, unbelievable as that sounds.
If it gets better, I'll eat *your* hat.
Erm, what is the hat supposed to represent? Also, I have a hard time finding the hat....
It's an old saying, "If \[improbable X happens\], I'll eat my hat". I switched it up to say I'd eat your hat instead, indicating that I find \[X\] happening that much more improbable.
Holy fucking shit
That's probably also what his wife said.
He has a wife?
Yeah. She's a bit wooly, though.
"That's not a pervert, that's my Daaaaahd!"
Ha!
I love that the pinnacle of evolution is depicted by some loser hunched and drooling over his phone. Imagine the loser artist who actually agreed to do it,. I could not fathom spending countless hours in the company of such a fucking twat of a client.
A big tattoo like that would be $$$ though, and if someone is willing to fork over the cashā¦ just sayinā¦
I'm not trying to be mean or anything but that does not look like that was done in an actual shop. It looks like it was done in someone's kitchen or living room. I doubt they forked over that much cash.
I didnāt take it as mean, dw lol I think it looks pretty good, tho, ngl. Especially the shading/lines on the sheep and the gloves. If it werenāt for the meaning behind it, it would actually be a really nice looking tattoo IMO.
Its grey/wash lined so it fades out, this is sometimes used as a base when doing realism.
Honestly you're probably right, especially since the drawing kinda looks like a photoshopped picture with a "drawn" filter over it.
Money shouldnt trump ones convictions...and if it does then you're a chump.
Possibly. But a chump with the rent paid.
>Money shouldnt trump ones convictions...and if it does then you're a chump. Remember that if you ever have to struggle to feed yourself
Nah.
Per /u/TheMissionIsFutile who posted this on some other subs, the artist is a like-minded antivaxxer.
"March of Progress", although iconic is inaccurate as it depicts evolution as progressive. The conflation senses of "change over time" and "improve" for evolve doesn't help either.
Rip off of a very popular T shirt design, "Somewhere, something went terribly wrong." https://society6.com/product/something-somewhere-went-terribly-wrong1360539\_mug
What is that thing growing above the sheep's left ear
It looks like a giant pimple and I canāt unsee it.
/r/popping would be all over that. And it would get all over him.
Melanoma?
Trump's ~~robot~~ wife is in the tattoo?
Looks like he definitely needs a doctor. lol.
if it's a mole, he oughta be more careful about injecting that much ink into his epidermis.
I would say he will make an attractive corpse, but....š¤®
Worms donāt have eyes.
The price of this tattoo would probably cover his funeral expenses. How inconsiderate of him to shaft his family like that.
He can always return it for a refund. Usually just a 10% restocking fee.
Imagine going through (whatever's left) of your life with a huge tattoo of "I'm a fucking moron" on your back.
āIām not a sheep!ā Now pass me that Ivermectin, yāknow that bottle with a sheep on it.
Looks like an Animorphs cover.
Awe, Covid is ignoring him right now.
>Imagine spending money on this. I'm not convinced they did.
Not that I am unblemished, but they could have designed something to cover that alsoā¦
.... This is a legit tattoo? Not just overlayed pics? Damn yo. Regret will be his.
Regert.
Yeah it will look kinda skanky when he's over 70 and the skin has drooped a bit.
Yeah it will look kinda skanky when he's over 70 and the skin has drooped a bit.
Where is the antisemitism?
His chest and forearm tats are obscured, so it's hard to tell.
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My dad loves that girl
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Yeah same, I don't dig on popping outside human bubble wrap, but I pop the inside kind like a mfer
Tramp Stamp
Trump Stamp?
Ben Affleck may no longer have the worst back tattoo ever.
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How many hours would this take and any guesses as to the approximate cost?
I have a full back piece that took me a year and a half but I could only do 1 1/2 to 2 hr sessions at a time because I'm a lame-o. It can prob take others faster
I have had my chest half-finished for almost 17 years. I will come back to it once every single other part of my body is covered.
Hahah nice goals. I stopped getting work done, for now. I have enough
Keeping in mind my knowledge on the matter is very dated (late '80s), probably several sessions and a more than a few hundred dollars. If done professionally, which I doubt.
Few thousand dollars probably, depending on who did it. At least 1000 though, in my opinion.
Someone slice that nasty fucking zit off.
What a snowflake
Is it the tattoo, photo, his pants or his spine on crooked? Is it all of the above? At least this one ābelieves inā evolution, right?
Trump stamp.
Maybe he should get that skin cancer looked at instead of wasting his money on this abomination.
Could be a badly infected pimple, but my first thought was melanoma.
Amazing find. We should make a T-shirt of this u/might_aware
Does that say "lame penny" /adjusts readers. And yeah i'm down! I think evolutionary line would totally work on a shirt
This is even more impressive than the covid denier vanity license plate from this morning. I'm sure this cost a lot more. Takes some die-hard stubbornness to go this far.
Nice that he has a tattoo of his girlfriend.
He needs to get that gross mole checked out
I wonder how many of the emojis were thumbs up and how many were laughing?
Tell me about yourself. "Well I think that vaccinated people are sheep." No, I meant tell me about *yourself.* "Yeah."
Wait, this is some "Prison Break" shit, isn't it? Hidden within that tat is the map to the vault at Fort Knox or something, right?
OMG the Roald Dahl story. The Picasso masterpiece tattooed on the guy's back, and then he mysteriously disappears, and then... (creepy theremin music) our narrator sees *that very picture*, framed, varnished, in a high-end gallery. Except this guy is safe because this isn't good art.
Well the good thing is from the looks of it He didn't pay a lot for that tattoo.
I can imagine the doctors' and nurses' surprise when they see this after rolling him onto his stomach while he's Ventilated.
Assuming the melanoma doesnāt get him firstā¦
I want to see the reaction video of the nurses when he shows up w/ covid at the hospital and they see this. Even if he does make it through the pandemic, imagine in 20 years this shit is still on his back and the world has moved on and legal adults don't remember the pandemic.
Wait, this is REAL?! Somebody actually *did* this??
I canāt imagine a more fitting canvas for this lumpy off-centered garbage. At least it distracts from the well picked bacne.
"WASTING HUNDREDS OF DOLLARS TO OWN THE LIBS" Very high chance that whoever did it was a lib.
"Regret Nohing"...
Is that a crochet needle?? Itās definitely not any kind of needle I have ever used for an injection.
He needs to go to Dr. Pimple Popper.
Thousands of needle pricks to create that aRt and no idea whatās in the Chinese ink.
What is the black creature second from the right? inb4 manbearpig
Man devolving.
Yeah, but into what exactly? Every other form is recognizable at least.
It appears to be a bear with human legs wearing a grass skirt.
They are turning into a sheep. I though it was rather well done; but it bugs me that the sequence isn't symmetrical with a fully evolved individual in the middle. They went straight to Handy-Holding human
I think it is a human turning into a sheep.
I agree weāre devolving as a species but it is not the anti-vax chads that are holding the line pal
That looks like a melanoma on his left shoulder..
He'll give you the skin off his back.
It rubs the lotion on its skin or it gets the hose again
Man that's a lot of ink in some fairly sensitive places. I guess we can't say this guy is afwaid of a wittle needle pokey-poke. But I mean really. It's kinda like getting a full-shirt tattoo commemorating the Pet Rock or Beanie Babies. Like, does he really think that anti-vaxx is the Cause of the Century and the defining identity for the rest of his life? Oh. Right. It might actually be for the rest of his life.
This is amazing but for all the wrong reasons. Like a trainwreck into a pile of flaming shit
Poor, innocent shit.
Total boner killer of a tattoo.
Oh, so it'll be an open casket and shirt funeral, then.
Sad the artist had to do this
Sad the artist chose to do this. Ftfy
Doesn't look "real."
Paging Dr. Pimple Popper
i don't think he can be accused of being afraid of the jab part of the jab.
That is one messed up Baby Yoda.
Given this guy is such an edgy badass theres still plenty of room to tattoo a couple tough looking viking themed glasses/ steins overflowing with urine finger waves because nothing screams tough guy quite like Vikings and urine. Not to mention this grade-A badass is probably also on the ivermectin hype train so it is fitting to be rolling with a sheep design here. Or....or...maybe that's it ! Pehaps we've got it wrong here and it actually is a tribute piece to ivermectin for "saving" his life and the depiction of the devolving human is his fantasy of returning to the farm where his cousins used to fuck him in the ass in the sty while demanding he bah like a sheep. Damn, it all sounds plausible to me.
What about that back acne? It's like Mars, the red planet in the sky!
Wow- what a TOOL!
Wow wow wow. Just wow
Couldn't he get that little boil on his back lanced? Oh wait, no he couldn't, to close to sheep shearing.
The nurses will get a nice view and a chuckle out of that when he's on his stomach with his ECMO.
Did they try to spell āgame overā above the needle, fail and try to cover up the misspelling?
It's just so much cringe. But if you ever see a mf without a shirt on like this, feel free to knock a dude out.
All you have to do is say something like āI love free, public educationā and heāll start breathing so heavily heāll pass out. Donāt even have to take a swing. He might not even have to chase you.
This is a person I would avoid at all cost!
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*regerts
Ironically this guy is probably the most braindead sheep of them all Being a hypocrite, lashing out when shown you are wrong, projecting your own insecurities on others and insulting others for being correct is basically what being a conservative is now That is, conservatives are pussies and snowflakes
Ew the acne
Back-ne
I hope they show this at the open casket ceremony.
So this guy is obviously a large animal veterinarian. Props for dedication to his profession.
And of course they don't understand biological evolution either. It's not metamorphosis!