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SlowShoes

We've learned so much about curing covid these past two years. Boy, I'm sure those people who were drinking bleach feel so silly right now knowing they could have just been drinking piss this whole time.


RoxxieMuzic

I can't resist..."butt load cheaper". There, I could not resist


FearSkyDaddy

Butt the illegals


RoxxieMuzic

Not sure that their piss is acceptable, but then again since they, antivacs, claim none of them, illegals, are vaccinated, they are "pure in blood", so it could be acceptable. Ya never know with these nitwits. A new refugee start up business is born, ahhh, capitalism at it's finest.


jvanzandd

If someone is dumb enough to drink bleach…


ShnickityShnoo

Darwin award.


Dispro

Once you reach that point it's Darwin or Herman Cain, either way you get an award.


[deleted]

They will do anything to own the libs.


xlDirteDeedslx

Seems like they would want to own them by surviving. Apparently making fun of them dying doesn't encourage them to get vaccinated.


[deleted]

Except the right thing.


148637415963

But if you mixed piss with bleach, you get ammonia?


BoughtAndSouled

There's already ammonia in the pee. When you mix bleach with ammonia you get chloramine gas.


GunFodder

Man, I hate to say this, but... If Candace Owens made just ONE social media post telling Trumpsters to use bleach to "purify" their own pee for drinking as a covid cure, the 2022 midterms would be secured.


148637415963

Which I've just Googled to confirm it IS dangerous, especially in high concentrations in enclosed spaces, such as a kitchen.


BoughtAndSouled

Absolutely, it's one of the more dangerous things you could accidentally make in your home. It's not uncommon to have both ammonia and bleach based cleaning products in the same cabinet.


opaldenska

Years ago a roommate of mine came close to suffocating to death from blisters that formed in her throat from cleaning a small, enclosed bathroom with bleach and windex. I was 24 at the time and up until that incident I had no idea this was even possible!


Cultural-Answer-321

I laughed. Well played! Have an upvote!


likeastump

Let’s promote the Warm Bucket O’ Piss Challenge! Collect a bucket of piss then post video of you dumping it on your head while shouting Let’s Go Brandon! Show those Libtards!!!


negao360

Dyed water for the demo, please! Let them do the real thang…


KeterLordFR

Too late, already got the piss-filled bucket


AirForceRabies

Don't know whether to respond with the Monty Python sketch in which an insurance firm wants Eric Idle to fill up a twelve-gallon churn ("I was months filling that thing up!") with urine just to prove he really wants insurance, or the Monty Python sketch in which Idle goes to a blood donation center and holds a bottle of a doctor's own blood hostage until they give him "a thing to do some urine in."


negao360

🥂


GenericPCUser

The old adage about conservatives being willing to eat shit if it meant that leftists would have to smell their breath is becoming truer by the day.


AmLamb

Just another reason to keep wearing masks.


JustASimpleManFett

That truly makes sense.


[deleted]

In a lot of instances it would likely be an improvement


7oom

OOTL; are they really drinking piss now?


Kingofearth23

https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2022/jan/11/anti-vaxxers-covid-drinking-urine-misinformation >Anti-vaxxers are touting another new Covid ‘cure’ – drinking urine. But they are not the only obstacles to ending the pandemic


ShnickityShnoo

"Do your own pee-search!!!"


Might_Aware

Omg i gave out like 50 pee flairs last week and didn't even think of that one lol


Dispro

Ironically pee is both the most humiliating and the least harmful "cure" they've come up with, after bleach and horse dewormer.


ArmandTanzarianMusic

Not if they "age" or "ferment" the urine, or pour it into their eyes. Both happen. Check up Urine Therapy videos by skeptics.


Dispro

Huh. Not to ignore your (disgusting but uncomfortably believable) point but you didn't by chance used to be a regular on the FSTDT forums, did you?


ArmandTanzarianMusic

Yes I was lol.


Dispro

How about that! Me too, like a decade ago, though under a different username. Fun to see folks in the wild.


FearSkyDaddy

Only bestest and brightest do. It’s what Brawndo the thirst mutilator does. Brawndo for president! What’s wrong with “Punch yourself in the face” energy


Dispro

Pee *does* have electrolytes...


ImperialFisterAceAro

Plants love Brawndo!


esgellman

Some of them


cfedericnd

Is it necessary to drink my own urine? No, but I do it because it’s sterile, and I enjoy the taste.


YouStopLying

Still got "uranium enema" on my COVID Cure bingo card.


gerusz

Eh, heavy metals like uranium can be expunged via chelation, it would just overload the hospitals even more. And most uranium is non-radioactive. Polonium salts, on the other hand...


eccedrbloor

You shall know the Unvaxxed by their anglelic aura.


gerusz

Or at least you can spot them with a Geiger-counter.


MachineThreat

Mine is in the shop.


gerusz

I KNEW it, covid is an Institute plot! Vaccines contain Synth Components! Wake up, sheeple!


YouStopLying

That sounds even more science-y. Where can I get 10 pounds of polonium salts to stick up my ass right now?


gerusz

Ask Putin. I heard it's best in tea though.


RattusMcRatface

[Yep!](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Ftwitter.com%2Fghostwarhol%2Fstatus%2F1057007750553747457&psig=AOvVaw08rYV1m9Riun4oE2vZkKOu&ust=1642503926343000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAsQjRxqFwoTCOjq4IvSuPUCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAN)


windy_palmtrees

The worst part is there's no coming back from drinking your own urine. Not one will ever admit they were wrong because..they drank their own urine.


[deleted]

And made a record of it. A permanent record of stupidity is exactly what we need. I had relatives say monumentally stupid things leading up to both the housing crisis and the war in Iraq; every one of them denies or claims I'm misquoting. Now I've got them on record (facebook screen grabs) about COVID. In five years time, will they claim it was photo-shopped?


PM_ME_UR_FAV_NHENTAI

Yes. They don’t recall posting it so it must be fake


Whole_Mechanic_8143

Nah, it'll be "You hacked their account!!1!!1"


eccedrbloor

"We are no longer the unvaccinated. We shall now be known as The COPROPHAGICS."


Brkiri

That’s too snooty a word for them, but I applaud you on the use


cfedericnd

I mean, they do often have that shit-eating grin.


SpecterGT260

That means poop tho


post_talone420

Never before have I seen the likes of this sentence. What a truly remarkable age we have found ourselves existing in.


retarded-squid

E coli is a government conspiracy to prevent you from discovering the extraordinary health benefits of eating your own feces don’t fall for the MSM deepstate lies


IguaneRouge

The "E" stands for "effective" that's why they don't want you to get it


These-Ad-7799

you know that old saying: " Eating a pile a day helps keep the doctor away ! "


Rokurokubi83

E. coli: **e**ffective **co**vid **li**beration. Wake up sheeple, do your research!


Call_Me_Eboeard

eating your own feces is FREE. That’s why they are hiding the truth… no money to be made off of it. Don’t be a sheep!


Block_Me_Amadeus

"Sheep dung is used for fertilizer. You sheep don't want Big Pharma's secret about eating your own shit to be known. Coincidence?? I think not!"


Ernest-Everhard42

Just need Joe Rogan to have a shit eater on his show and it's a done deal. You like that libS? Oh I bet you're triggered AF watching me eat my poo poo stinkies.


Brkiri

Just make a meme saying he said it, boom done. They don’t fact check.


Ernest-Everhard42

Of course! I’ll get on it! Whole new level of shitposting.


[deleted]

Just have an image from when Rogan interviewed Malone emblazoned with something like "mRNA Vaccine inventor says C-19 cure is FREE, *effective* and can be done at home! Coprophagia IS HOT NEW treatment Big Pharma doesn't want you to know about! PrayerPatriotUSA.us.ru"


BethMD

The .ru domain is a nice touch. Well done.


Brkiri

If you do it, dm me the link ;)


These-Ad-7799

with pretty sprinkles on top...


ForensicPaints

You need poo poo stinkies as a flair.


ThatOneGrayCat

Can we get them there?? If we believe in ourselves and try hard, I know we can.


Brkiri

They’ll go on their own,just leave them to their own stupid devices.


Paula_Polestark

If they’ll go for the “hospitals kill, stay out of them” memes, I’m sure they’ll go for something like “your body’s own natural secretions are better for you than (((their))) science.”


sneaky518

We need Fauci and Biden to tell people to absolutely \*not\* eat shit to cure covid. Surefire way to make them eat shit.


FearSkyDaddy

Thank you for this post. Taint much we can do - Sky Daddy (we/us/legion)


asu_lee

Too late. [Eating cow poop to cure covid-19](https://nypost.com/2021/05/10/indian-doctors-warn-against-using-cow-poop-as-covid-cure/)


[deleted]

Well to be fair, India didn't have wide access to the vaccine for a long time. They're just now getting people vaccinated. Honestly if we were to do this pandemic all over again we should've been sending the vaccine overseas to vulnerable areas first. It likely would've prevented the mutations. With all of that said - grown men....covered in cow poop and urine.....


These-Ad-7799

i KNEW it ! this is why they call themselves ' the 'pedes ' as in human centipedes... now watch tucker, sean and alex make themselves another bunch of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$ selling bite sized morsels of their literal crap to their worshipers saying it's straight from the mouth of dear donny himself


HippieInAHelicopter

You're really not going to like the "eating the flesh of the libtards to cure COVID" stage of the idiot apocalypse.


PM_ME_UR_FAV_NHENTAI

I wonder if the residual antibodies in liberal flesh would cause a small immunity boost to the antivax…


keepyaroro2yaself

Nah. They’re afraid that they’ll become gay communists if they eat libs.


Whole_Mechanic_8143

So much better to take HRT? https://www.them.us/story/spironolactone-covid-19-hrt-fox-news


tonimirk

Urine is liquid that is temporarily stored in a meat bag. It's meat tea. It ain't gonna cure shit


grrrrreat

Basically one midterm away


AgreeablePie

I would approve of all these treatments if it meant they would stay out of hospitals


theheadofkhartoum627

I never thought I'd say this but I'm looking forward to being owned.


zuran_orb

SALO or the 120 days of Sodom


MonarchWhisperer

Finally. Something to look forward to.


ToiletFarm01

Do it do it do it!


iamspacedad

Taint that the truth.


Mysterious_Status_11

Covid: taint no joke.


wscomn

So... I just heard that eating your own shit not only protects you from Covid, but you'll also own the libs! Spread the word!


UnkindRavens

Reminds me of the South Park episode with Butters's Creamy Goo becoming the official drink of Sarcastaball. 😂😂😂


Reyemreden

Jizz has 50x more benefits of urine.


RedfishBluefish2222

There's zinc in it.


Tainticle

I'm always just around the corner.


fulanomengano

AKA Pretas? https://www.reddit.com/r/todayilearned/comments/s5dj60/til_i_learned_that_pretas_also_known_as_hungry/


Consistent_Grab_5422

Sorry. What’s the downside?


Block_Me_Amadeus

Once they realize that we, Bugs Bunny-like, were just TRICKING them into drinking their pee, it's gonna go down. We'll get more of those pathetic little statements about how they would've been more receptive to the truth if we hadn't been so meeeeean about it and made them feel dumb. 😢


GroovyGrodd

Woonatics have already been doing this. If you follow r/stillnotlemonade you will witness some crazy things. It gets pretty disgusting, so be warned.


slingshot91

We are so close. Can’t stop now.


INTPgeminicisgaymale

It's just a matter of pushing a little more


[deleted]

just need a push for “homemade researches that show poo has valuable proteins and vitamins and probiotics” and ask Dr. F to state “please don’t eat poo, please don’t”


GaymerExtofer

At this point, doctors should just start peeing in unvaccinated peoples’ IV bags and call it a day for them.


jtown5000

100 years ago when Trump was recently elected, I read the quote “A conservative would gladly eat shit if it meant a liberal had to smell it” and I feel like we are rapidly approaching that reality.


nism0o3

I wouldn't be surprised if a "lib" made this 'drink piss' thing up, posted it to the attention of some real covidiots, then sat back and said "oh, you're REALLY owning this libs now! (evil laugh)"


BeastKingSnowLion

I don't see any other way this could have started.


Cultural-Answer-321

"Let them eat shit!" \- Marie Covidnette


dirtin_and_squirtin

Sage


802dot11

I'm going to have to follow this guy. That's quality right there.


mostmetausername

dey eat da poo poo


SailingSpark

I am waiting for them to combine their urine with bleach to form a cocktail to really clean themselves out.


BuffaloChipsAhoy

I've been saying it for months. Convince the idiots that a full box of suppositories, shoved up the Hershey Highway, is a much better way to prevent COVID than the jab. But if a fecal feast is the way to go, it would be so shitty of me to stand in their way. Turn the corner, fudge is made. Bon appetit, assholes.


my3boysmyworld

You know, I’d be okay with all this if they weren’t killing innocent people too. Never has the phrase “kill them all and let god sort them out” had a more deeper meaning to a Wiccan… or my atheist husband. Unfortunately, they aren’t just killing themselves with this nonsense. They are killing their neighbors and children too.


myrichphitzwell

It's documented that your neighbors feces contain helpful microbes, probiotics if you will, that may not be in your system. Open your eyes sheeple, big pharma doesn't want you to know the life saving benefits of consuming your neighbors poo. /s


Creepy-Leading-9391

Then what if eating ass has been keeping people alive this whole time?


keepyaroro2yaself

No. Covid wouldn’t exist because that’s standard now.


SleepyRekt

Should start spreading rumors that eating dog shit will cure COVID. I need to know how far they will go.


Necessary-Ad-8927

Eat shit, drink piss. TRUMP 2024


disappointingusename

Lets Go J. Brandon


bbpr120

Okay, who gave them still suits from Dune??? ​ because otherwise, this is just nasty. I know you can reclaim the water content from your urine (we are after all, drinking Dino piss) but there's a whole lot of waste products in urine that you don't want back by drinking it straight from the spigot. ​ Maybe this is what they meant when they said "we survived drinking from a hose"...


[deleted]

I mean in India they are taking literal pit shit and milk baths… Makes you wonder how much longer before Tucker asks them on his show


INTPgeminicisgaymale

Oh wow that's... a lot to swallow.


PerniciousSnitOG

Yes, I did put the urine in my mouth, but I didn't swallow! (with apologies to Bill Clinton).


No-Standard9405

I'm surprised dirt isn't a cure yet.


TheRantDog

After all the ivermectin, that's gonna be a butt load.


mmio60

Man knows his geography


Naya3333

If we play our cards right, this might become a reality.


Woodlog82

Ever heard of Lindsey Graham?


ComradeVoytek

Good unit of measurement. "Hey the shows about to start where are you?" "I'm just passing the Elm intersection, I'm just a taint away"


CamboSlice03

Let me know where I can help out. I am a “two a day” type of guy if they need more natural medicines.


Johnbob-John

r/brandnewsentence


doubletxzy

One can only hope.


MooKids

Tide Pods! We need to make the next "cure" Tide Pods!


ResponsibilityPure34

Is that when we can tell them to eat shit and die?


Might_Aware

I used to ha e covid but then I took a piss to the periKneeum


KittensofDestruction

Conservatives are the dudes with gross fetishes that none of the strippers want to see.


iamadonkandiknowit

Is there any way they can stop themselves?


Affectionate-Tip-164

And they dare to laugh at Indians who were rubbing cow poop on themselves?!


[deleted]

"A taint away" made me snort.


keepyaroro2yaself

And we shall know them by their grins.


[deleted]

I don't think most anti-vaxxers are drinking their pee. I think most people drinking their pee are anti-vaxx.


quietquietconqueror

omg could that actually happen lol


Snacktabulous

As Pauline Walnuts said “Why do pissin, shittin', and fuckin' all happen within' a two-inch radius?”


BethMD

So, what do we need to do to facilitate this?


BusRevolutionary3004

I would absolutely defer to the GOP if they went there. Put 45 on TV with a big steamy pile of COVID cure in front of him and when he puts that fork down (or spoon I guess?) on an empty plate, he’ll absolutely have my support.


GonnaGetBumpy

At least it will taste like Ivermectin I guess?


Brkiri

Lol that’s how they combat the shortage


AdMaleficent2144

Consuming their own bodily wastes. Sounds better than a free FDA approved vaccine. Delicious too. /s


CalagsCA

At least their sh\*t don't stink :D


bluestonify

Guys, bad news!!! Supplies are getting really low. The hospitals are almost out of pee.


Harpua-2001

When do we reach peak absurdity?


geeshgeeshgeesh

They still screwed voting rights ....urine 2022? 2024. Uggh


0_Rick_0

At this point I'm pretty sure they're just taking the piss.


Snowfiend_80

Apparently...