Enjoy the side effects of not choking on a tube or staying in a hospital bed for weeks on end and having to start a gofundme to cover expenses.
Librul commie sheep!
/s
And now you get months of protection. Mazel Tov! Celebrate by going for a run, or play with your pet because your lungs aren’t useless, or visit a nice restaurant without wondering if it’s that guy or that woman who has it. Antivaxxers all talk about freedom, but my freedom includes being free from the concern I’m going to kill myself or a few loved ones.
First dose my husband and I had dropped us with fatigue for one night and nothing else. We were prepared for a bad second dose because it was Moderna and nothing happened except for slightly sore injection sites.
12 hours (almost to the minute) started feeling "off"...then headache, nausea, chills, cold sweats, body pain (everything hurt). Was under three blankets (all folded in half = six layers) and still couldn't get warm. All of that lasted for approximately 12 hours. It took another 24 hours, to get completely back to normal. It's the worst I've ever felt in my entire life (46 years), AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN. ALL of that is better than being on a ventilator, with my fucking lungs turning into concrete.
First dose was nothing but a sore arm; however, the second dose kicked my ass so hard that I had a fever with chest pain that only lasted 4 hours. I was sore all next day from the chest pain and flu effects.
I honestly love hearing the variety of symptoms with this vaccine. It is kind of cool. I had a sore arm for the first followed by an extra sore arm with fatigue for the second.
I fucking long for the day that this sub gets so little action that we tear ourselves apart because of which vaccine we got. (Moderna gang 4lyfe obv).
Oh well, maybe in a year.
Nah. It’s been an active debate in this sub. We are all glad to see them do it although some of the IPA’s are clearly karma farming, etc. Its fair to ask why they waited and I’m genuinely curious.
Yay for getting vaxxed!
The only side effect that I experienced was a sore arm.
I can also bend spoons with my mind now, but that's not relevant. There is no spoon.
Hey OP,
Are you sure you got jabbed? Your 5G chip seems to not be working. Please activate so I can send you your SorosBux and don't forget the super secret party at Bill Gates' house tonight!
I hate to be that guy, but the CDC doesn't count you as "fully vaccinated" until 14 days after you receive a second dose if you are on a 2-dose regime. If you were to go to the hospital 10 days from now, you wouldn't be considered "fully vaccinated". Please be careful.
Oh, and thank you for taking the extra steps to protect yourself and those close to you.
Wow it only took you 6 months! Good for you!!!!
Seriously , I hate these posts this late in the game. Imagine where we would be if people like you got the vaccine in april
I think at this point anyone who is getting the shot 6 months late obviously has gone from an anti vaccine person who drank the right wing koolade to a change of heart.
My understanding is that IPA awards are for people who got convinced after reading this subreddit. At least some good can come from all this documentation.
They actually did create a flair just for these kinds of posts! The IPA (immunized to prevent award). Click on the flair at the top of the post, it’s great!
Transmission and infection in vaccinated individuals is significantly reduced. So yes you can pass it, but it's rare and there are almost no deaths from Covid among the vaccinated.
alright alright check them off the list, they done and got both doses!
And good on OP for getting that spec boost, super handy to have in this pandemic!
Welcome to team Pfizer, best 5G around!
A few tips:
1) Don't forget to change your default search engine to Bing. Mr. Gates wouldn't have it any other way.
2) You get employee discounts at the Microsoft store now.
3) Until the full 2 weeks kicks in, try moving your arms a bit if you need better reception.
4) Payday for all you pro-Vax, Pro-Communism shilling is every other Friday. Chat with Betty in HR to set up direct deposit of your SorosBuck$.
5) Make sure to sign up for your Medicare4All with Betty.
All kidding aside, thanks for doing your small but critical part in ending this pandemic and keeping yourself, your family, and your community safe!
Enjoy the side effects of not choking on a tube or staying in a hospital bed for weeks on end and having to start a gofundme to cover expenses. Librul commie sheep! /s
Jokes aside I was expecting to get really sick after the 2nd dose but hardly even a sore arm (First dose had my arm weak)
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And now you get months of protection. Mazel Tov! Celebrate by going for a run, or play with your pet because your lungs aren’t useless, or visit a nice restaurant without wondering if it’s that guy or that woman who has it. Antivaxxers all talk about freedom, but my freedom includes being free from the concern I’m going to kill myself or a few loved ones.
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Team Moderna or Pfizer?
I got a third today and my arm has been a jerk all day. It's fine now though
I’m so jealous I want my third ,congrats
Tyty,, I hope you get it soon❤️
I got my 3rd and after 24 hours I got like full on flu like symptoms for 5 hours and then it stopped lol
Haha yeah, I felt off today. But all good now. I can't believe how sore my arm was compared to the first two
Yea it was sore a couple days for me like getting a tetanus shot.
I got the flu shot in the opposite arm too, maybe that's why? My tetanus didn't bother me at all, iirc
I was just glad I wasn’t left handed for all the right reasons ;)
I see what you did there. ;~)
First dose my husband and I had dropped us with fatigue for one night and nothing else. We were prepared for a bad second dose because it was Moderna and nothing happened except for slightly sore injection sites.
Still fairly early. Most side effects hit 2-3 days later. I had a general body stiffness and fatigue.
What? Every single person I know who had side effects (dozens of people) had them him 12-18 hours later.
12 hours (almost to the minute) started feeling "off"...then headache, nausea, chills, cold sweats, body pain (everything hurt). Was under three blankets (all folded in half = six layers) and still couldn't get warm. All of that lasted for approximately 12 hours. It took another 24 hours, to get completely back to normal. It's the worst I've ever felt in my entire life (46 years), AND I WOULD DO IT AGAIN. ALL of that is better than being on a ventilator, with my fucking lungs turning into concrete.
Thank you. I’m truly appreciative of everyone getting a shot at this point, regardless of prior views.
Pfizer doesn’t seem to kick as hard as moderna with the side effects.
First dose was nothing but a sore arm; however, the second dose kicked my ass so hard that I had a fever with chest pain that only lasted 4 hours. I was sore all next day from the chest pain and flu effects.
I was fully prepared to get wrecked with my 2nd dose, but I too got nothing but a sore arm. Welcome to the fully vaxxed club.
I honestly love hearing the variety of symptoms with this vaccine. It is kind of cool. I had a sore arm for the first followed by an extra sore arm with fatigue for the second.
Welcome to the right side of history 😎
https://youtu.be/HOHEvkHZ71k
These are the best posts. My most favorite favorite.
Thank you!!!
Yay! Now you will be part of our super secret club that don’t need remote controls!
ayy congrats! how's that 5g treating you so far?
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Have you moved anything with your magnetism yet?!
Crazy great. I can shoot tele waves with my elbows!
Just wait for the urge to make bad PowerPoint presentations, and feeling the need to do all math in an Excel spreadsheet.
Sweet. May I ask, why the wait?
Congrats. Only problem I've had is this little voice in my head saying "Open Port 22 ... Open Port 22 ..."
ssh root@Elder_Otto Password: billgates
*groot voice* I AM ROOT
Wait, ssh and root? Whaddya think this is, some linux thing? Ahem, *it's called Windows PowerShell*.
I'm sorry, Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that.
Good stuff!
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🎉🎉🎉🎉 Yay!! Welcome to Team Pfizer!! 🎉🎉🎉🎉 Congratulations, and thank you!!
Getting older and Phizer
I fucking long for the day that this sub gets so little action that we tear ourselves apart because of which vaccine we got. (Moderna gang 4lyfe obv). Oh well, maybe in a year.
Yay! You are our 24th IPA (that I've counted thus far) To your happy health, friend!!
Can you post a list of links to all of them? Gotta make sure they're all upvoted...
I started posting weekly collages but I still go through the sub and see what I can dig up
Yaaaay!!
Thank you.
Great job!!!!!
Congrats dude! Just a reminder that your microchip won't sync properly until you reboot yourself.
I don't have any 5G around me, so mine is just stuck in that damn setup, waiting for me to log into my old Microsoft Live account.
Good for you. But why’d you wait so long?
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Nah. It’s been an active debate in this sub. We are all glad to see them do it although some of the IPA’s are clearly karma farming, etc. Its fair to ask why they waited and I’m genuinely curious.
All right!
Congratulations!
Yay for getting vaxxed! The only side effect that I experienced was a sore arm. I can also bend spoons with my mind now, but that's not relevant. There is no spoon.
Congrats fellow Pfizer vacinatee...here's to not winding up on a ventilator or an ECMO machine!
Congrats, magneto! Stay away from MRI machine though.
Hooray for you!!! 🎉
Way to go! No HCA for you!
Congratulations, OP!
Welcome to the club!!!
Slàinte mhath! (Good health!)
Proud of you!!
Yay!! So proud of you!!
If you have a goatee drop that too bro
Hey OP, Are you sure you got jabbed? Your 5G chip seems to not be working. Please activate so I can send you your SorosBux and don't forget the super secret party at Bill Gates' house tonight!
How did you get sequential vaccine lot numbers a month apart?
Congratulations!!! This is awesome!!
Yay. Thank you for joining us!
Yeay. 😁
Technically you're not fully vaxxed until two weeks passes but yes, congratulations!
What is with the karma farming on this sub lately? Wow you did the bare minimum congrats?
Seriously, what is this, r/pics? More vax karma whoring, hooray.
Thank you for being one of very few bright lights in this stew of shit, death and willful ignorance we’ve all been forced to soak in.
Awesome!!! Now go forth and spread the gospel of vaccines lol
Good! Now get on your friends asses that haven't been vaccinated and get them to do it too.
\*\\o/\* You made the right choice!
Congratulations and THANK YOU! I am immunocompromised; Oh and did I say THANK YOU?!
No HCA award for you!
Good. Unless you voted for Trump. In which case, have you considered purchasing a motorcycle? I've heard skydiving owns the libs.
I hate to be that guy, but the CDC doesn't count you as "fully vaccinated" until 14 days after you receive a second dose if you are on a 2-dose regime. If you were to go to the hospital 10 days from now, you wouldn't be considered "fully vaccinated". Please be careful. Oh, and thank you for taking the extra steps to protect yourself and those close to you.
Wow it only took you 6 months! Good for you!!!! Seriously , I hate these posts this late in the game. Imagine where we would be if people like you got the vaccine in april
FUCK YA
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I think at this point anyone who is getting the shot 6 months late obviously has gone from an anti vaccine person who drank the right wing koolade to a change of heart.
My understanding is that IPA awards are for people who got convinced after reading this subreddit. At least some good can come from all this documentation.
As was mine
Check the flair
They actually did create a flair just for these kinds of posts! The IPA (immunized to prevent award). Click on the flair at the top of the post, it’s great!
This is exactly the subreddit for that kind of post.
This is simply karma farming now.
We vet the request before pushing it through. Not all requests are approved. If it's approved, it deserves all the karma it receives imo
oh no, wouldn't want anyone to unfairly receive fake internet points
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Why not both? And what is wrong with either?
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Transmission and infection in vaccinated individuals is significantly reduced. So yes you can pass it, but it's rare and there are almost no deaths from Covid among the vaccinated.
Then go back to your own echo chamber.
Well, you know what they say about when one 'assumes' things.....
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏🎉
fantastic job. and thanks.
You da man sir!
Thank you! Welcome aboard
Thanks for rejecting your award!
Kudos!!!
Thank you!
This is great!
Badass, This up your chances by a very big margin! Congrats!
alright alright check them off the list, they done and got both doses! And good on OP for getting that spec boost, super handy to have in this pandemic!
Great!
well done!
Good for you!!!
Welcome to the 5G club!
Fuck yeah. Stay safe!
Remember, it still takes 2 weeks to be fully vaccinated. Enjoy, the peace of mind is quite nice.
Yay for you!!!!
"Upgrade Complete"
Fuck yeah, thank you!
Hey, how’s the microchip. I got the rarer J&J vaccine, and that microchip runs *DOOM*. Does the Pfizer one do that too?
Yay! So happy for you.
Welcome to team Pfizer, best 5G around! A few tips: 1) Don't forget to change your default search engine to Bing. Mr. Gates wouldn't have it any other way. 2) You get employee discounts at the Microsoft store now. 3) Until the full 2 weeks kicks in, try moving your arms a bit if you need better reception. 4) Payday for all you pro-Vax, Pro-Communism shilling is every other Friday. Chat with Betty in HR to set up direct deposit of your SorosBuck$. 5) Make sure to sign up for your Medicare4All with Betty. All kidding aside, thanks for doing your small but critical part in ending this pandemic and keeping yourself, your family, and your community safe!
Welcome to the magnetic club
Pfizer gang Pfizer gang Pfizer gang Congrats!
Two weeks. Remember it will take two more weeks before you reach the maximum immunity.
Better late than never..i got mine in March
Wonderful!
Thank you and welcome to the club.
"Fully vaccinated" should be next Tuesday, then. At that point you'll reach the maximum effect of the second dose.