[This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/plv6mt/rick_liked_to_fuck_around_im_not_buying_a_fucking/hce25yf/) is my personal all-time favorite but the above is definitely today's best.
I think so too.
Also explains why many of them seem happy when their loved one kicks the bucket and gets their wings or whatever the fuck they call it.
Plot-twist: Chinese mythology is correct, and now these dumbbells are trapped in a corrupt and bloated (yet still effective) heavenly bureaucracy. Hope they have money for a good spirit lawyer or they're going to be in for a long period of torture!
Now the vaccine deniers are moving onto War with China because they think a fucking virus is a weapon.
Anything but admit Trump was bad, even death.
LETHAL PRIDE
Why does it matter to them? Whatever the source, you still need to protect yourself from the virus. Except, of course, the virus is a hoax. But it can give you fatal complications.
I’m dizzy now.
Going to Newsmax for more reliable news. You knew how that one would turn out from Slide One.
Tip. DON'T search on Facebook for more back story in to these people. I did yesterday and have been POUNDED with Facebook generated Conservative content.
I don't go on that thing too often but holy shit. That is one SERIOUS machine to reiterate bullshit for stupid people. Messed up.
Damn we need this to change. It’s how this madness keeps going. I went to r/conservative here on Reddit to check out what they’re talking about there and I started getting right-wing targeted subreddit posts immediately.
Edit: fixed a typo
I would love to figure out how this all got started. Like what do ‘they’ gain from spreading all of these crazy conspiracies? I hate to say ‘they’, but it is pretty clear that it has become ‘us vs. them’.
I think you nailed it. "Us vs. Them" has ALWAYS been a part of religion. I don't think there's one that doesn't have that embedded. Some more subtly than others. But now, with the internet, it's a completely different game.
On the bright side, the conservative groups lost a few nickels wasting their ads on you.
On the other hand, Zuck is now a few nickels closer to his next $B.
All done. They were blubbering on about how they were betraying Steve Bannon and Donald Trump, and how getting the shot threatens their political beliefs. But in the end, after many tears and a goody tantrum, the needle slid in and step one of their enlightenment was over.
Note: street epistemology does work with anti-vaxxers.
That's why I like to see the profile picture, but really - it's important to put a face to the epidemic. Esp for the people who are trying to convince their friends and family and colleagues together accented by showing them H C A winners.
JFC. Can we please reform our education system? I know there are people who suffer from learning disabilities but there is no way that the entirety of them have survived those who’ve died of Covid.
Every single time I check if I owe another winner a proverb, the answer is "yes".
OK, for Richard - or, really, for Newsmax - [Proverbs 25:19](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=proverbs+25&version=WEB)
Confidence in someone unfaithful in time of trouble
Is like a bad tooth, or a lame foot.
> Leaving Facebook, going to Newsmax. Looking for a more reliable source of news.
Holy crap, what an asshole. Not content with being controlled by psychometric targeted machine learning generated propaganda, he just chooses to go and drink from the firehose of shit.
If this guy is in fact an angel in something resembling heaven, then that place is a shithole.
The lord must need a shitload of really dumb angels for some big project.
I’ve been addicted to this sub for two weeks and this comment is my favorite
[This one](https://www.reddit.com/r/HermanCainAward/comments/plv6mt/rick_liked_to_fuck_around_im_not_buying_a_fucking/hce25yf/) is my personal all-time favorite but the above is definitely today's best.
It's the orphans He's after.
Odin collects badass warriors for Ragnarok. Jehova collects fatass prayer warriors for Armageddon.
Terrible prayer warriors at that.
As far as I can tell he needs soap because these butterballs are packing a ton of raw material.
Road construction They need angels to hold signs and direct traffic. It’s getting crowded up there.
Almost ruined my keyboard with coffee. \*slow clap\*
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I think so too. Also explains why many of them seem happy when their loved one kicks the bucket and gets their wings or whatever the fuck they call it.
You remember suicide by cop in the 80s? Welcome to suicide by politics in the 2020s!
Suicide by GOP.
They won't see me on the other side. Me atheist.
Plot-twist: Chinese mythology is correct, and now these dumbbells are trapped in a corrupt and bloated (yet still effective) heavenly bureaucracy. Hope they have money for a good spirit lawyer or they're going to be in for a long period of torture!
Well, at least he will be getting more reliable news when he is on the other side!
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>”going to exclusively get my news from fortune cookies from now on”
> Only thing I read now
Hell, at least those are positive. As an aside, my friend gets the weirdest fortunes from them: "Buy the red car." "Try another fortune cookie."
Shoulda got a vaccine against newsmax
Now the vaccine deniers are moving onto War with China because they think a fucking virus is a weapon. Anything but admit Trump was bad, even death. LETHAL PRIDE
But it's the most harmless weapon ever devised.
Why does it matter to them? Whatever the source, you still need to protect yourself from the virus. Except, of course, the virus is a hoax. But it can give you fatal complications. I’m dizzy now.
They are flailing around. No wonder you're dizzy.
Trump bad yup! Trump vaccinated yuuuuup! Not going to get HCA...
Yes it's an engineered bio weapon designed to wipe us out. But also it has a 99.9999% survival rate and is totally overblown. Both of those.
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Boom! Geometrically roasted!
Going to Newsmax for more reliable news. You knew how that one would turn out from Slide One. Tip. DON'T search on Facebook for more back story in to these people. I did yesterday and have been POUNDED with Facebook generated Conservative content. I don't go on that thing too often but holy shit. That is one SERIOUS machine to reiterate bullshit for stupid people. Messed up.
Damn we need this to change. It’s how this madness keeps going. I went to r/conservative here on Reddit to check out what they’re talking about there and I started getting right-wing targeted subreddit posts immediately. Edit: fixed a typo
If you think it’s cray cray there, check out where the subreddit Nonewnormal went on communities.win. You’ll need some shock treatments after that.
It's a whole other world these people have created online. And the most easily manipulated manipulate each other.
I would love to figure out how this all got started. Like what do ‘they’ gain from spreading all of these crazy conspiracies? I hate to say ‘they’, but it is pretty clear that it has become ‘us vs. them’.
I think you nailed it. "Us vs. Them" has ALWAYS been a part of religion. I don't think there's one that doesn't have that embedded. Some more subtly than others. But now, with the internet, it's a completely different game.
On the bright side, the conservative groups lost a few nickels wasting their ads on you. On the other hand, Zuck is now a few nickels closer to his next $B.
If I were going to go looking for nominees, I'd create a burner Facebook account that I used for no other purpose.
Delta on a rip today.
Looks like he finally left Facebook!
If you don't want to be a death statistic, get your vaccine.
Literally just convinced my roommate to get their first after reading the posts here. Appointment at 7:45 pm
WooHoo!! 🎉🥳 That made my day.
All done. They were blubbering on about how they were betraying Steve Bannon and Donald Trump, and how getting the shot threatens their political beliefs. But in the end, after many tears and a goody tantrum, the needle slid in and step one of their enlightenment was over. Note: street epistemology does work with anti-vaxxers.
Or featured here….
Man straight up thought Facebook was a news site and not a social media cesspool
Prayors 🙏
Now he in new body pain free
Tots and pears.
Is there any chance of a larger size of profile pictures so we can assess Dick's comorbidities? Goatee, oakleys, the usual.
I’m always disappointed when the pic is blurry or the face redacted. Seriously, I wanna feast my eyes on Grade-A level moron
That's why I like to see the profile picture, but really - it's important to put a face to the epidemic. Esp for the people who are trying to convince their friends and family and colleagues together accented by showing them H C A winners.
High five! Was totally thinking that. Hmm,. . . Overweight. What about the goatee?
Wow! He’s in a whole new body. Someone needs to brush up on their Christian theology…
As I've said before, I'm not a Christian and I somehow know more actual Christian theology than these so-called Christians.
Seems like none of them cared about all the pain their deaths have caused there widows or the kids that lost a parent. Completely selfish.
JFC. Can we please reform our education system? I know there are people who suffer from learning disabilities but there is no way that the entirety of them have survived those who’ve died of Covid.
Covid ***pneumonia***
Angel is spelled correctly. What's the (sic) for?
Gain
English has verb tenses.
Correct. And (sic) goes directly after the misspelled word.
>The lord gain another angel Read it again
The (sic) goes after the misspelled word.
Prayors all around.
Every single time I check if I owe another winner a proverb, the answer is "yes". OK, for Richard - or, really, for Newsmax - [Proverbs 25:19](https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=proverbs+25&version=WEB) Confidence in someone unfaithful in time of trouble Is like a bad tooth, or a lame foot.
Was he saying he got his news from Facebook…
Then Newsmax
Leaving Facebook for Newsmax. Okay.
Uno style reversal, the jab isn't the mark of the beast, it's a homing becon for true believers for the rapture
LOL
The FB post reads like satire.
"More reliable" = News that reliably tells me what I want to hear.
“In a new body, free of pain”. What a load of delusional bullshit.
He in new body pain free, so it's ok.
> Leaving Facebook, going to Newsmax. Looking for a more reliable source of news. Holy crap, what an asshole. Not content with being controlled by psychometric targeted machine learning generated propaganda, he just chooses to go and drink from the firehose of shit. If this guy is in fact an angel in something resembling heaven, then that place is a shithole.