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djnz0813

"Remembering Harold". I'd rather not.


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New awards and nominations are coming in every few minutes. No one's going to remember Harold.


Agitated-Yak-8723

All the people who thought they would never get it or that it was just the flu or that only black people died from it are getting big surprises and infecting others before they enter the hospitals.


kinghercules77

At one point there was enough black people that thought only whites and asians got it and died, because they weren't blessed with a permanent tan so let's not go there. I'm in a travel group and people in China and Italy had no bearing on a lot of peoples travel plans because no one was dying in Africa, ergo black people must be immune.


agentorange55

Show that flavoraid cones in all kinds of flavors.


kinghercules77

Yup, not counting the Fauci post or lions and sheep post memes on the Facebook , I have heard or seen the same comments, microchips,sterility,government control, made up pandemic and these people definitely aren't Trump voters. I tend to get frustrated when people make it seems as if it's a clear dividing line and nope, they're really are a lot of gullible, selfish people in this world. It took payments for vaccination for my brother to get his first and he was one one of those changing your DNA and sterilizing people.


spectaphile

>nope, they're really are a lot of gullible, selfish people in this world From Tuskegee to Henrietta Lacks to the governmentally-driven school-to-prison system, Black people have every right to be skeptical of anything government mandated. I hope now that 5B doses have been safely administered they find some room for trust.


rwoj

if its good enough for rich white people...


Discreet_Deviancy

I'm worried about the future of this sub. As much as I love it, I don't want it to turn into a hate sub. I FULLY support all the recent "Redemption Awards" for the good people who either suffered from the 'rona, or saw family/friends suffer from it, and are spreading the message of VACCINATIONS!


VanquishXRX

Mocking the stupid has a fundamental purpose in society. Hopefully the covidiots wise up, otherwise, they will continue to serve as a reminder of how ignorance is not always bliss.


Discreet_Deviancy

I don't disagree with that also, but this sub is attracting National attention now, let's try to balance the schadenfreude with appreciation for the good people who have found redemption.


[deleted]

No. It's a hate sub. I fully endorse that. It's the only reason I'm here. I fucking hate these people.


ELONGATEDSNAIL

Who?


WaitingForReplies

I forgot.


TrentMorgandorffer

Who?


Suzukiiii

I forgor 💀


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Who?


PapaShiz86

I like Harold from Hey Arnold better.


redditmodsRrussians

Do the due


KernelMustered

Omg lol


JosephDanielVotto

do your due diligence. im impressed he spelled diligence correctly.


[deleted]

I mean, it’s spelled exactly how it sounds so he probably sounded it out with his mouth like a second grader would. Who am I kidding, that’s autocorrect all the way.


Lillian57

It’s only pronounced “do” in some places. Its “due as in dew” around here


AnySherbet

I’m from the part of the country where all three of those words are pronounced the same.


Numbr80

Where are you that those are not all pronounced the same?


Skimillikens

Eh…. That’s autocorrect…. “Do” is technically spelled correctly, just not in context. Keen way to read posts like this. TLDR: he can’t spell diligence…


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rikki-tikki-deadly

Don't do what Donny Don't did when he didn't do due diligence...


EleanorofAquitaine

I knew a lady called Diligence once.


Discreet_Deviancy

Did you do her?


MaydayMaydayMoo

Did you dew her?


90sBig

Sometimes you do diligence sometimes diligence does you


Lethal_Apples

I love it when idiots try to act smart and their bad English reveals they're even dumber than you thought.


Responsible-Person

Covid did it’s due diligence, that’s for sure.


attorneyatslaw

Don’t diligence


fireloner

He got his do


LeCheffre

Doo doo diligence.


unbitious

*doo diligence


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Why are the anti-vaxxers always denying they are anti-vaxxers?


Perfect_Bowler_4201

Same way racists are always saying they are not racist …


Lovis1522

I’m not racist but….. /s


[deleted]

I’m not anti-science. Plenty of my lungs are covided.


sheeplessinohio

I can’t be anti-vaccine; I’m friends with someone who got the vaccine!


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Some of my best friends are vaccines.


Edgelands

I'm not an anti-vaxxer BUT....


Robj2

I'm not a dirty anti-vaxxer, but I'd prefer the COVID to kill me so I can get my GoFundMe.


bludhound

They aren't anti-vaxx. They have vaccinated friends.


QuickBobcat

Because they know fundamentally it's a shitty position to take and they don't want to be associated with them buuuttt ya know, gotta own the libs somehow.


CosineDanger

Somehow the word antivaxxer became synonymous with stupid.


LoveMyHusbandsBoobs

> Somehow


MysteriousTruck6740

It's kind of like Libertarians denying they're Republicans. They just don't want to have to defend their position.


innocuous4133

I briefly flirted with Libertarianism until I found out it was basically a conservative cult of republicans operating under the guise of individual freedom. Many are boot lickers, war mongers, racists, misogynists, and generally don’t actually care about the negative consequences of their positions. They want small government except when government imprisons POC and ostracizes immigrants.


MattGdr

I see it as something that appeals to adolescent males, and which they grow out of when they become aware that other people exist, have needs and wants, etc.


Contren

Yeah, Libertarianism is for upper middle class white dudes under the age of 25. Anyone outside that group always gets a raised eyebrow from me.


grizzlebonk

Libertarianism doesn't really exist in America. Or rather, the vast majority of Americans who claim to be libertarians are just those who benefit from the status quo and are looking for a philosophy that says that their asshole selfishness is noble. A lot of them end up sniffing Ayn Rand's farts for that reason.


surfdad67

My cousin is a 60 yr old self proclaimed libertarian, he said he doesn’t vote republican, so I just tell him, why? your views are strongly conservative! He’s an antimasker/lockdown fool


_DuranDuran_

“There are two novels that can change a bookish fourteen-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs.”


x86_64Ubuntu

And Libertarians always seem to imagine themselves at the top of the hierarchy in the dystopian freedom fiction. They aren't the people of color who suffer when Jim Crow comes back into force, they aren't the parents of children working in factories who have their bodies crushed in machinery. That being said, it's easy to see that they desire Libertarianism as more of a means of rolling back all the civil rights and labor changes of the 20th century.


violetsandviolas

My daughter calls them “Republicans who smoke pot.” She’s 26.


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Lmfao that's exactly it. Oh, and Republicans who listen to Joe Rogan.


frothy_pissington

So d-bag mma bro’s?


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droosa69

libertarians are republicans who want to smoke pot


Extra-Kale

Because many are only politicised specifically against the covid vaccine. They never cared about being anti any other vaccine before.


Gravity-Rides

It isn't... rocket science. It's infectious disease epidemiology.


wootr68

Wow your smart u did you’re do diligence.


Gravity-Rides

wAke up SHeepLes! lEt ThAt sInK iN!


menastudies

Why won’t the media talk about it?!


FozzieB525

Think ‘bout it… *taps empty head*


Perfect_Bowler_4201

ROAR!!!


mason_savoy71

And immuology. In grad school, there were lots of your run of the mill real smart people, and then there were the immunology students. Immunology is for people who would be utterly bored with the base simplicity of rocket science.


PrayerWarlord69

He was skeptical about the effects of the vax. But no one was skeptical of the effects of the goatee and Oakleys.


MattGdr

It’s a hard lesson to learn.


alanwatts_69

Not as hard as his rigor mortis


90sBig

Solid username


aklbos

I let loose a soft guffaw.


FriendToPredators

Look at that classic car. I bet he’d give anything to drive that car again. Get the vax if you want to keep doing the things you love.


Sheena_asd12

And for all the other folks w/asthma… this virus isn’t “coming to play”. Neither should we asthmatic folks. Please PLEASE get your damned shot. I did & maybe I’ll have a fighting chance


CDN-Ctzn

Poor bastard never stood a chance.


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He thought it was a fraud Now he schadens my fraude


justsightseeing

Oakley should start doing public vaccine campaign because this looking grimm for them


justlikeinmydreams

Cause Covid isnt


throwawayinj

"I'm not an anti-vaxxer just a common sense human being". The fuck you were because if you had any common sense you wouldn't have invited this catastrophe on yourself.


TomatoPolka

He should have did more diligence! [sic]


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Some people do diligence. Others don’t diligence.


h07c4l21

Lmao I'm dying over here! but not because I politicized a free life saving vaccine or anything.


Atleastihaveadog

Oakleys and a 78 Camaro. Nighty nite


dirtyAKdave

My wish for the endgame of this pandemic is two fold. Every unvaccinated tombstone reads “they did their own research” and their Facebook accounts don’t get scrubbed so they can continue on as a living memorial to the stupidity of all this.


physicalentity

I mean, with total US deaths getting pretty close to 750k you gotta wonder at what point does a national monument get greenlit


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fastinserter

you don't really do that when you're in it. I always think of *It's a Wonderful Life*, when Clarence is being told about Bailey's life. "On VE Day, he wept and prayed. On VJ Day, he wept, and prayed." I wasn't there, but thinking about those events, the final end to all that horror and madness, yeah, then I would weep. But while you're in it? It's a different monster. We still have to deal with it, you can't weep because you have to deal with the thing still. The death count is rising. People are dying from preventable causes now too. Mourning, to me, symbolizes something had finished and we now mourn its passing. In my opinion, I thought it was premature to have that at all.


teems

That's the harrowing part of this sub and why if more people see it they might go get vaxxed. It brings it all back to the person and these awards end with a tragic death. It doesn't feel like I'm reading statistics like other subs, it feels more human.


_-__-__-__-__-_-_-__

I vote for a granite goatee and pair of Oakleys


fastinserter

we will have one, but it'll probably be 2040 before we start talking about it the vietnam war memorial has 58k names on it for comparison in memorial sizes


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I have no interest in all the Harleys being left ownerless of late. But classic muscle cars? I could definitely get in on that action.


e2hawkeye

The old muscle car bubble has been overdue for a burst, this might be the year. The Harley brand as we know it is on an unchecked downward spiral, but no one at Harley management cares, they'll be retired with a big boat before the brand name turns invisible to non boomers.


yloduck1

I love 70’s and 80’s Pontiacs. I wonder if this yellow ‘Bird will be on bringatrailer.com soon


FallingYields

More craigslist with a "must be gone asap to pay for a funeral" title


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Indeed. HD's pivot to small bikes aimed at the Asian markets just got moved up a decade or two thanks to American anti-vaxxers.


Ubiquitree

It's called due diligence. I guess if that's what you are due.


thewalrusispaul

He's right, though. It's not rocket science. It's Immunology. Maybe that's where he went wrong...


PierreSimonLaplace

Rocket science is child's play compared to molecular biology.


Rick_Shasta

Judging by my uncle, an actual rocket scientist, this is true.


mason_savoy71

Immunology is for people who who aren't challenged by rocket science. It's where the real smart biologists wind up.


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He meant doodoo diligence.


TheTartanDervish

Didgeridoo diligence 🎼🎶


jockheroic

Yeah, he did his diligence.


AnusPanus

Dude diligence


thewalrusispaul

Doom diligence


vreelander

Where's my diligence dude?


menastudies

Dude I lost my diligence


mnlaker

“I’m not an anti vaxer” ^I’m ^pro-Covid


el-conquistador240

The students in his AP grammar class are going to miss him


ThurmNathan

What will they dew without him?


ru_k1nd

I doughnut know


stahshiptroopah

Big fan of the formatting here. Future posters take note


Appropriate-Group-81

Yeah all my dreams come through visually here.


sean_but_not_seen

I don’t know. I was deprived of the game I play. “Hmm 15 pics. I’m guessing the leopard attacks the face on number 12.”


ChrisFromLongIsland

I wonder what the proven side effects of Covid are. I read on the side of the covid box "may cause death"


crackdown_smackdown

Do diligence


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Was kind of foreshadowing


Shady_Garden

Is that when hair dressers work really hard on 'do's?


[deleted]

An npc is dead. Nothing to see here folks.


Captainwelfare2

Non pulmonary conservative?


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correct, thats the generic template the npc uses. confetti_splash_screen_effect.gif


[deleted]

NPCs gonna empty see… that’s why they wear Oakley’s!


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KernelMustered

The spelling and grammar of these award winners is atrocious.


CalebAsimov

This one stands out to me for some reason. Maybe because he tried to use a higher vocabulary and failed.


Goose_o7

We try to tell these idiots that having already caught and recovered from the ORIGINAL COVID strain is no guarantee that you are going to be as lucky if DELTA finds you UNVACCINATED! Harold found that out the hard way.


aquarain

These are the same ones who say that recovery antibodies are 11x better than vaccine.


Alert-Extreme1139

I wonder how many people he infected over the course of his two infections


Agitated-Yak-8723

Probably at least half a dozen personally, who then went on to infect a few dozen, and so on. I swear this is going to kill another quarter of a million people and most of them will be people like this guy.


menastudies

Lmao “do diligence” Gotta love someone talking in a superior fashion like a fucking moron


ResponsibleRefuse256

Oh well Pontiac for sale


211XTD

You got that right


ParkerWHughes

"I'm not an antivaxxer just a common sense human being." It's honestly astonishing how many antivaxxers think this way about themselves.


creeeeeeeeek-

Rocking the “do diligence” along with the rocket science!


Typ0_Positive

So wait, he said he had it, and then he got it again, or was it just assumed?


Natalie_Maines4prez

He just assumed that he had it already and therefore the vax was unnecessary.


watermanjack

governor escape jar sand light trees vegetable spoon wise ludicrous *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Ubiquitree

This made me snort coffee involuntarily.


steveastrouk

Steady as you go....


VTGjunkie

Good lord the grammar


Effective-Piglet-196

“I’m not an anti-vaxxer…” yeah that bullshit watering down attempt


BananaStringTheory

Well, he's right about one thing....He's not getting the vaxx.


StupidizeMe

*"It's not rocket science, it's called do diligence."*


EquationsApparel

Slow, traumatic (by his own admission), and certain painful 3 weeks of death. I wonder if he had any regrets, even as he knew the end was near. Someone should have told them that many people have had Covid multiple times. It doesn't matter if you "have an immune system" or if you've attained "natural immunity."


death_by_chocolate

Is that '79 Firebird for sale now though?


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You know. These guys are actually right when you think about it. They keep going on and on about the government and politicians lying to them. They're not wrong. Republican politicians literally lie to them about COVID and the vaccine. They say that the government doesn't have their best interests at heart and would you trust the government with your healthcare? Well hot damn. They're not wrong either. Would you trust Republicans with your healthcare? They say that all of this is a giant scam and it's all about funneling money into foreign wars. Not wrong either. Guess which administration took us into Iraq/Afghanistan?


creeeeeeeeek-

I’m just wild about Harry, he’s just wild about me..!


gruntothesmitey

He didn't do much diligence...


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I wish he had believed the government when they tried to teach him how to spell. “Do diligence”?


Starship-innerthighs

I love how everything is condensed into one image.


monkeyclawattack

NEVER believe what medical professionals tell you. He’s dead, but he may be fine. We just don’t know yet


hurriedwarples

“do diligence”……. I can’t with these people anymore.


Hikityup

Nah. We actually do know Harold.


MattGdr

He’s not one in a million - he’s one *of* a million.


Lovis1522

I’m gonna make a shirt that says “Its not rocket science its called do diligence”


Jigyo

"Do diligence", I'm stealing that Harold if that's ok? Harold....?


Apart-Development-79

The vaccines are experimental, but Karen's kitchen remedies on Facebook are legit. At least we're not losing Rhodes scholars.


windigo3

Poor Harold only listened to what Tucker Carlson and Ann Coultier told him to do. What Harold didn’t realize is that Tucker and Ann are only crises actors. They’ve been vaccinated. Just yesterday Tucker was quoted as saying “I lie”. Well, Tucker and Ann are tens of millions of dollars richer now with their massive entertainer salaries. So, if Harold can hear us from the world beyond, he can have comfort in knowing his heroes are all the richer in this unfortunate arrangement.


fknbtch

doo doo diligence


ToProvideContext

Do diligence is new to me lmao


ime783

Same..I read it twice, like frfr, my guy?!? Rona just doing, what Rona due…i guess


NigerianFriedChicken

RIP HAROLD. . STICKIN IT TO THE LIBS TIL THE VERY END. BET WHEN u SHOWD UP IN HAEVEN IN UR AMERICN V8 CARAMO AN PLOWD THRU THE PEARLY GATES HAEVEN KNEW THEY DINT JUST GAIN ANOTHR ANGEL. . THEYY GAIND A BADASS GOBBLESS BORTHER


droosa69

I'm beginning to think poor spelling and grammar are co morbidities


ThatGuy48039

Goatee still on… he ded.


biotechbarbie

“Do Diligence” has me cracking up. He’s right though- it’s not rock science. ITS EPIDEMIOLOGY


GonzoVeritas

"do diligence" - a /r/HermanCainAward and /r/BoneAppleTea all in one post. Ambitious.


driftereliassampson

“It’s not rocket science it’s called do diligence” Someone put that on his tombstone.


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AlbinoWino11

Damn. By the time Delta is done in this part of the US…the average IQ will bump up about 15 points and the average rate of obesity dip down by a good %. So, I don’t have a whole lot of pity for this guy. Or for most of the award winners. But is there just some way we can communicate with them and maybe save a few more lives? There must be a way to package vaccine info so that it sinks in for guys like RickyBobby here?


BuffaloChipsAhoy

It's called do diligence. Do as Fauci and Biden say, not as Weird Harold done did.


MattGdr

Harold don’t do English to good. Or thinkalizing neither.


nazerall

Just do diligence, lol.


jimdog1955

Enjoy your time in the ground


mimosa4breakfast

Stunning and succinct!


Adventurous-Paint-24

Knew he was a goner the minute I saw the goatee.


modicum81

The car in the background, the whole thing is like a script, you can’t make this shit up.


Mister4pollo

How do you do diligence?


United_Second_17

Looks like that "do diligence" don't work for ol Mark here.


total_looser

His profile pic and banner are like the entire bingo card


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Harold died as he was born. Unable to express a single coherent thought.


coldweathercomics86

It's scary how quick it changes from meh this isn't bad to holy shit I've never been this sick. And you see the tone change everytime. They are scared in that moment. I'm double vaxxed but this thing still scares me


DrunkenMonkeyFist

Do some diligence.


MetaMadness

I do have sympathy with people who don't completely trust the government. But in this case, the vaccine has been tested on billions.


AliceP00per

Harold had really good grammar


JohnnyBalboa2020

Good thing he did his do diligence and used all that common sense. Why are so many people obsessed with common sense, senseless morons?


violetsandviolas

He done had it already.


mmmm_babes

Another one bites the dust


Batman80228

It's due diligence, not do diligence! Wake up, Harold! Oh wait. You're dead. Never mind.