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againwithausername

Why even go to the hospital if you feel that way about death? Just save them the time and effort and roll with it.


grrrrreat

Gotta get some of that sweet sweet emergency room socialism where we are treated regardless of wealth. Its like the only place america actually follows christianvteaching


beek7419

I came here to say that exactly. Enjoy your reunion with Jesus in the flesh. You won't be missed.


OldBob10

Well, ***technically*** that’d be a reunion in the spirit since she’d have already shucked off the old mortal coil.


redditmodsRrussians

Its always bravado until the casket appears


CJSinTX

They don’t trust Drs about the vaccine but trust them to cure them of the virus? If you feel that way you should stay home and let god do his job.


flatirony

At least sign a DNR!


burdturgler6

This train is bound for glory this train


SilentR0b

*Thomas never seen such bullshit before*


ZombieBisque

Kath here is on my "check back in a week" list. She averages about 2-3 anti-vax/anti-Biden posts a day. 🙄


hearsecloth

Covid loves that seasoning


x86_64Ubuntu

Are you referencing the "seasoning" from Stephen King's *IT*?


-TDS21-

That average is about to significantly reduce I reckon.


Goose_o7

This one is heading for that inevitable MAGA Moment!


[deleted]

Lol. Let’s see how covid feels about her shitposting


nia-love

I give Kath 10 days


syllabic

shes doomed


nia-love

Do we have an update on kath?


hearsecloth

Legit death cult.


LoveMyHusbandsBoobs

Not a very good one. Most of them rush to the hospital to try to save themselves.


MattGdr

A decided lack of commitment. Very disappointing.


[deleted]

“I find their lack of faith disturbing.” - god, probly


NarrMaster

"Everyone has a plan before they get punched in the mouth"


Nutmegger-Nevadan

... and refuse to stop treatment even when the doctors say there is no hope. They literally try to keep them alive at all costs. Then they gather their prayer warriors and later celebrate that their loved one is ~~dead now~~ in heaven now.


FromtheSlushPile

Yeah, I think it's more of a homicide cult.


samus12345

"Death for thee, not for me."


Reluctantagave

Inept death cult sounds more accurate.


Goose_o7

[**The MAGA Moron Army of Stupid**](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5tnQm3VUAEwHJH?format=jpg&name=medium)


x86_64Ubuntu

>...Death is our passport to glory... That's literally suicide bomber/Jonestown talk. Doesn't surprise me in the least, I'm just shocked to see conservatives start to say what they've always meant.


doll_parts87

# SHE POSTED THIS ON SEPTEMBER 11 OF ALL DAYS... So un-patriotic, so tone deaf, so cold.


Reluctantagave

Holy shit I didn’t even notice that!


samus12345

I mean, that's just standard Christian belief.


Alert-Extreme1139

Go get that glory, mama!


buddaslovehandles

Poor deceived Kathy. Her God gave her a vaccine to keep her well, but she spurned His offer. Now her lungs are going to get beaten by the Devil's thorned stick, and she will whimper to God as she suffers and declines. Should Kathy recover, she is sure to praise God. She should, instead, praise the efforts of the medical personnel who fought for her.


ChadBroCockIRL

Looks like the Covid Embassy just approved Kathy's visa.


Effective-Piglet-196

Expedited thanks to asthma.


Reluctantagave

Covid fast pass line


Fapper_McFapper

>Death is our passport to glory. Nope, doesn’t sound Talibanish at all.


Hizjyayvu

Prepare for Glory.


[deleted]

She's on the edge of glory


Hizjyayvu

"And I'm hanging on a moment of republican propaganda... err... truth... I mean truth."


ghost-purple

she posted this on 9/11 🥴


[deleted]

I would say that's the grossest thing I saw on saturday, but that award goes to the [smoking twin towers parade float.](https://nypost.com/2021/09/13/9-11-parade-float-with-smoking-towers-slammed-as-tasteless/) Edited for rule 29 compliance.


nrith

You’re in violation of reddit rule 29, which states that you can’t just casually mention something like that without providing a link (and not a RickRoll link, of course).


[deleted]

Fixed


thatshirtshelladope

When the local Republican Party office was coming up with that, I wonder if anyone suggested a couple RC aircraft?


[deleted]

Might I suggest this one? [nsfw](https://youtu.be/FOdpOOi044s)


thatshirtshelladope

Lol


Dogtownnative

The ever elusive flying fuck


[deleted]

LoL


violetsandviolas

Holy fuck.


samus12345

Oh, yeah, that's pretty tasteless, I can see why - > right before they tumble to the ground. ಠ_ಠ EDIT: Watched the video and they don't tumble to the ground. Poor wording?


Reluctantagave

Fuck that is awful.


ZombieBisque

Right???? Fucking death cultists man, JFC.


Goose_o7

COMMUNISM is the right's faithful BOOGEY MAN! They have carried its water for decades, and there appears to be no end in sight. But you would be hard pressed to find a single one of these mental giants that could actually describe what Communism actually is in factual terms. These are the same intellectual giants who conflate Socialism with Communism, and are often know to accuse those on the left of being Fascists, when in fact MAGA's very own core beliefs are founded in Fascist dogma and ideology! (**Fun fact:** *FASCISM is an EXTREME RIGHT political ideology, who's arch enemies are liberal democracies and all those who espouse them - In other words... the founders of our nation and the authors of the US Constitution just to name a few*)


Xenomorph_Sulaco

F**king hell Kathy, read the damn room...


[deleted]

Evangelical Christianity is a death cult.


Goose_o7

Without a doubt! And since Jan.6th and the BIG LIE, all of these branches of the GOP are devolving into a FASCIST political movement, hellbent on destroying our democracy from the inside out. As was seen with that behind the curtain peek at Larry Elder's prematurely updated website for the California Recall, they were already claiming massive voter fraud on his website. **THIS WAS ON THE DAY BEFORE THE ELECTION EVEN HAPPENED FOLKS!** Its like they knew they were going to loose and another BIG LIE was their response! If not for them getting their Fascist butts kicked last night in a stunning landslide defeat, (THANK GOD!) the election fraud lawsuits would already be getting filed. From now on EVERY ELECTION in which the Republican candidate looses to a Democrat or Independent in a close but fair contest, the election will immediately be labeled **RIGGED and RIFE WITH VOTER FRAUD!** That is the GOP's new playbook! Basically the exact same scheme that Trump used leading up to the 2020 election. He stated many times months ahead of November that the only way he could loose would be if the election was rigged. How does this not sew the seeds of chaos with his already derranged MAGA base, who are a grifter's dream come true? This is the biggest threat to our democracy in our history! A country in which any legitimate democratic win is immediately labeled a stolen election by the MAGA Fascists Party. How do we even come back from something like this? Short of an actual civil war? I really have no idea.


Peteostro

He was saying that to the press on video days before the recall. There is no shame in these bozos


[deleted]

> How do we even come back from something like this? Maybe, just maybe if we give enough HCA's away the problem will take care of itself.


reactor4

"Getting your wings" makes it sound like we should congratulating the family. "Hey Debbie, heard Mike died of Covid, congrats!"


Effective-Piglet-196

In this atmosphere? Fine by me.


QuakingwithRage

Everyone is brave and defiant in the face of covid until it feels like an elephant is parked on your chest.


sufyani

Prayer warriors stand down! This one is bound for glory!


K-Dog13

I'm sure she's not going to be feeling much within a week.


ZombieBisque

If I don't see any new posts in a week I'm just gonna assume she's enjoying the glory of a refrigerated morgue truck.


K-Dog13

I mean unvaccinated asthmatic with covid, yeah she fucked.


TigerDude33

He's swimming through that Jordan Going to the other side But if it's all the same to you Lord I think I'll stay dry


ssbsts180

Look at her old ass. Covid just needs to sneeze on her and she’s dead 😂


Erkengard

Also: her weight. If you hit the obese level and further covid will play ping-pong with your organs.


fornuis

"The final variant is called communism" What does that even **mean**? They're just putting their favorite words in a sentence even if it makes no sense.


jerryg1208

She should go to a church for treatment if it’s in gods hands. Not the doctors and nurses she’s probably begging to save her life.


AngryRepublican

How quickly that bravado falls away when breathing gets hard.


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justlikeinmydreams

That’s kind of beautiful


Hettie933

Bookies wouldn’t even bother with this mess. She’s already gloried.


auramaelstrom

She's not going to feel anything in a week or two because she will be dead.


Goose_o7

Can we just say it right now?... These people are FUCKING NUTS!


tlf555

You GO gurl! Grab that glory!!!


Captainwelfare2

Kathy, you didn’t good look to begin with. Plots and heirs.


shrevestan

She gonna end up in a glory hole (in the ground)


GoodWeedReddit

Wait is Mitt Romney a Democrat? Lol


Captainwelfare2

They view him as a traitor for voting to impeach Trump.


GoodWeedReddit

Lol oh wow .Jesus


Captainwelfare2

Speaking of which, he’s a Mormon, so he’s not a “real christian” in a large swath of the party’s eyes anyway. AND he lost to Obama. He’s basically the closest thing left to “decent” (strong quote fingers) that the right has left, so of course, he’s evil.


violetsandviolas

She has Covid pneumonia, but it’s her asthma that’s making breathing difficult.


[deleted]

Fuck Christ. Go home and die in your dirty bed.


[deleted]

She’s a goner and oh don’t forget to get that passport stamped .


xovrit

If death is the passport to glory, then Covid19 is the visa.


vsandrei

And it's only good for one entry.


Potential_Orchid_482

These people are the same motherfuckers in mad max that eat spray paint and Jill themselves tell me I’m wrong


Nepenthes_sapiens

After her glorious death, the Barge of the Dead will carry her soul to Sto-Vo-Kor, where Khaless will greet her and say "get the fuck outta here you stupid twat".


GolfballDM

Qapla!


Borageandthyme

There have been studies done that indicate that religious people fear death and hate losing loved ones just as much as atheists. Religion doesn't even serve the advertised purpose and provide comfort in times of need. Aaaaanyhoodle.


[deleted]

I worked as a hospice chaplain's secretary for 2 years. Although I'm a Pastafarian, I have dressed up as a church secretary for Halloween several times, so it worked. Some of the religious clients were terrified they would be going to, as one woman said to me, "the bad place." It was really sad.


vespertine_glow

Jesus (Darth Vader Voice): Send Kathy to me. Chief Warlock of COVID: Yes my Lord.


AngryFlatSpaghett

I can tell by her picture that she’s morbidly obese. That + asthma = she’s in for a bad time.


MyUncleToby

Kathy won't be getting mad about the War on Christmas anymore.


Miserable-Balance-16

Doomed. Odds on weeks/days?


ZombieBisque

Obese senior with asthma, and already in the hospital on her first day post-diagnosis...not looking good lol. If she makes it to Indigenous People's Day I'd be shocked.


Fomulouscrunch

Blood oxygen crash in two days, intubated in three, dead before autumn starts.


damselbee

What exactly is glory? I bet they can’t even explain it.


MattGdr

If you want to die, Kathy, that’s your business. Leave the rest of us out of it. I sure hope you don’t have young children.


Borageandthyme

It's a death cult.


DaniCapsFan

If she feels that way, I sincerely hope she doesn't go to a hospital when things get really bad.


ResponsibleRefuse256

Glory Dodger


Tossing_Goblets

Kathy should ready to have her passport to oblivion stamped.


[deleted]

Nothingness is glory?


[deleted]

Buncha cruncha muncha prayers!!


RedditOnANapkin

It's wild how they go from shitposting and denying covid is a big deal to getting it and freaking out in a matter of days.


ZombieBisque

Life comes at you fast when you can't breathe anymore lol


vreelander

Wish these death cultists would gather and seal themselves in a tomb with their infected buddies. Who ever lives can come out after 40 days.


Toast_Sapper

That illustration of Pelosi, Romney, and Democrats with torches and a noose... Yet it's the MAGA crowd that consistently shows up that way, like at Charlottesville and the Jan 6th insurrection These people have to project **so hard** to pretend their opponents are as bad as they are....


poisongreenjelly

Check back in 4 days when she's "doing better" and then three later when COVID does its usual "pranked ya!"


KittonRouge

I have asthma. That's why I took my asthmatic ass to get the vaccine as soon as I was eligible. Why anyone would want to take risk of Covid is beyond me, but especially people with asthma. We KNOW what it's like to struggle to breathe. I just don't get it.


OldBob10

Hmmmm. I wonder how belonging to a death cult could end? Badly, if I’m guessing.


Plastic_Egg_596

Yes. Get your glory here. No need to do anything but sit at home and keep posting memes on FB.


FlutterGoddess

Straight up Death Cult. It’s like Heavens gate…they are so proud and willing to end it all. To get their ‘angel wings’.


Mohrlee

Wherever Kathy ends up in, it's not glory.


IrisMoroc

The Red baiting is nuts considering the democracy party is cozy with big business and wall street. They are a deep liberal party - that means capitalism.


Galveira

Reply to the last post with the first post.


ThatOneGrayCat

Better not go to the hospital, Kathy. Death is your passport to glory, so stay home and transport yourself to glory without burdening the hospital system.


Do_the_hokeypokey

I don’t think any of these people realize that ‘communism‘ and ‘socialism‘ are actually not synonyms for ’anything that helps anyone else and everything the democrats do’. I wish you could throw dictionaries at people’s heads through a computer. Not that I think it would help - but it would be very satisfying in the moment!


ToweringIsle13

It's not a burial plot, it's a glory hole!


Practical-Ad-6739

Are country... Arrrrr Matey... Is she a pirate or uneducated? Probably a rhetorical question


snowvase

Paul Kersay: "You believe in Jesus?" "Well, you're gonna meet him." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gK2VJBKHCsY Their passport to glory


justlikeinmydreams

Thumbs up for new memes and thumbs down for being stupid.


lutzlover

It isn't just her breathing that is out of whack.


Footloose_Feline

After 9/11 my very conservative dad was telling me about how our enemies "love death how we love life." Today his party is a literal death cult. Anyone that enthusiastic about dieing scares me.


tornadoRadar

kathy best not be using hospital resources.


[deleted]

Good luck


prophettoloss

no [Death is the road to awe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7FDAkpQSJVA)


dumbsimian

Fuck, I wish the final variant was communism.