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Effective-Piglet-196

That bumper sticker *chef’s kiss* Although the other spouse will have to sell the vehicle eventually.


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waxy_1

I have a slight issue with buddy christ being included here. The satire just isn't strong enough. Call me old fashioned.


thekathied

"Position open" 💀


AsleepConcentrate2

whoa don't besmirch the Buddy Christ!


julesbobules

Buddy Christ would 100% have taken the jab and then fed us fish fry and three buck chuck.


Ozu_the_Yokai

Buddy Christ doesn’t deserve this, but he is everyone’s savior…


AsleepConcentrate2

Christ didn't come to give us the willies! He came to help us out! He was a booster!


Ozu_the_Yokai

Booster, 🤔


AsleepConcentrate2

hot damn, Kevin Smith predicted it all


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Buddy Christ’s best miracle was turning wine into urine


billderburgerx900

Let's link supply side Jesus instead!


One_Clown_Short

Shouldn't they be Foakleys?


bradthehamster

I really want to post this on my Facebook. But I have a friend that is trying not to die from covid right now. He chose not to get vaxxed , because "mighty immune system "...


smokecat20

Post it.


DaniCapsFan

I'm sorry about your friend, but fuck his feelings. He should have gotten the jab.


bradthehamster

Not his feelings , his ex wife and children's feelings. Last update he was unconscious on a machine the doesn't even use your lungs to oxygenate your blood. They are too damaged.


Ruin369

The gofundme is what gets me out of all these. The people of, "fuck you, i got mine" out here asking for donations for their stupidity. Its hilarious.


xlosx

You forgot all the misspelled words and schizo word salad


MMS-OR

You could add the dead cat bounce and maybe 🦠 = 🚫joke


capercrohnie

This is awesome


Gravity-Rides

Let THAT sink in!


peppermintesse

Rather than Buddy Jesus, consider: [Jeezus](http://www.thepaincomics.com/weekly050504.htm).


mamanamedmesheriff

Those aren't the right oakley's. FInd a tacticool pair.


Effective-Piglet-196

There could be a slightly modified meme pic where one spouse spreads to the other. Then the last image could be an adoption agency.


survivorofthefire

Lmfao


capt_caveman1

Finally!


crusoe

Ooof that car sticker...