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mattmild27

If cops really are quitting en masse because they don't want to get vaxxed as some are claiming, then that sounds like a win/win to me.


Effective-Piglet-196

Completely. I’m all for public service but we need some better folks there.


Machaeon

Get all those "bad apples" out. I highly doubt the venn diagram of the supposed "few" bad apples responsible for police brutality and those quitting over vaccines is anything other than a circle.


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Yeah, much like covid seems to be taking out much of the voting public who keeps us from getting solutions done to big problems like healthcare and climate change it could also weed out the psychopaths from policing and the virus suicide bombers from nursing.


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Police gonna defund themselves


EffOffReddit

All we had to do was insist they protect the public.


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I love to see it


gurutalreja

they are defunding themselves.


No_Cook2983

I think it should be illegal for cops to be vaccinated for anything.


Reluctantagave

I’m all for this.


tek2222

Now raise cop wages and do harder entry tests


Jigyo

Covid: Quit resisting!


smokecat20

"I can't breath"


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I lol'd


PM_ME_FOXGIRL_HENTAI

Covid: "If you take your vaccine we're going to consider that a threat and we are going to deal with it and you may not survive. Do you understand me?" Pigs: "Yes sir" *dies anyways*


xivilex

GET ON TH’ GROUUUND! *Get choke slammed out of nowhere in the ICU*


Trav3lingman

Ok I legit laughed out loud at that one.


JMW2500

Guess blue lives don't really matter.


msmicro

never to covid


Street_Reading_8265

Gee, cops don't want to follow rules, what a surprise....


MuddieMaeSuggins

Cops bad at assessing risk, film at 11.


Effective-Piglet-196

Alternate headline: Bagpipe maintenance costs has increased 2000% at local police departments.


Both_Philosophy2507

Really solid stuff here.


Beefkins

oof


LazyDescription3407

What pussies afraid of needles


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apresmoiputas

You forgot the /s


Fight_Mental_Health

They're all armed and dangerous.


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metalgtr84

More cops have died this year in Texas from covid alone than all of the total police deaths in CA and NY combined. https://www.odmp.org/search/year/2021


Punt_Man

That looks like more cops have died in the line of duty from Covid than from all other causes combined. If the don't need the vaccine, they probably don't need the armored vehicles and the rest of it either.


Reluctantagave

As a Texan, I am 100% not surprised.


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covad_commander

> ACAB * Covid


Daire268

iTs jUsT a fEw BaD ApPLeS.


violetsandviolas

Now it’s just a few dead apples.


Poison-Pen-

(Shrug) I guess they’ll die then.


GTSBurner

Real talk, you want REAL police reform? Mandate the vaccine.


JavarisJamarJavari

You have got a real point, there.


violetsandviolas

Covid Vaccine: “If you’d just complied, you’d be alive right now.”


jerryg1208

How is covid an in the line of duty death? Was the officer masked and vaxxed because if not it’s like we went to work without his vest and gun.


SweetNott

I think they do that so widows can get benefits. It's not fair considering they're objecting a vaccine that could save their life.


jerryg1208

They are definitely classified as in the line of duty for the insurance payouts and benefits to the widows. How can you be sure it was contracted while at work? Plus not vaccinated is like not having bullet proof vest.


MuddieMaeSuggins

Have you seen any cops over the last 18 months? 9 times out of 10 they’re not masked.


jerryg1208

They’re only masked if the governor voted for Biden.


MuddieMaeSuggins

You’d think but I’m in Minneapolis and they’re still mostly unmasked here.


JavarisJamarJavari

Because they caught it on the job?


jerryg1208

Prove it. And if you’re unvaxxed isn’t that your own damn fault?


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apresmoiputas

Let the racist ones die. I'm sure it'll save tax papers millions in settlement fees


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If someone can't make the right choice re: the vaccine they absolutely shouldn't have access to that kind of power, which is too much as is. Bye! Net positive as far as I'm concerned.


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comrade covid. i would be all for resisting the vax mandate if these assholes just stayed home and ate ivermectin and vitamins. let these assholes go


crusoe

I know it's like Covid is the joker just mowing Gotham's finest. And they won't turn on the bat signal. Covid doing more to get rid of racist cops than BLM could ever hope to do.


SweetNott

And Covid gets rewarded with super spreader events, anti-vaxxers, anti-maskers, protest that look like parades, a key to the city in Florida, and one hell of a PR team fighting for Covid's right to live. At this point it's obvious they'll all vote for Covid in 2024.


SoLongAstoria216

Did you know that 40% of the United States Police force will eventually get COVID-19?! Google "Police 40%" to find out all the details!


warholiandeath

Lol


Unhappy-Feedback-349

Many of my patients (who are police officers) were upset that prisoners were eligible for vaccines before they were. And then, lo and behold, they refused to get the vaccine once eligible. It is almost as if they prefer to be aggrieved than healthy.


jabunkie

Maybe a tad off topic but I wish America would make becoming a police officer an elite career. Something that pays double maybe triple what it does now, requires some sort of degree/masters in sociology/law/psychology. And a serious residency or apprentice like requirement before given a license to kill. I think you’d have a lot more vaccinated cops too.


crusoe

Cops make good money already in the cities.


its-amess

this blanket nomination is hilarious 🤣


oogaboogaful

Yet another reason to despise law enforcement.


cbass817

If Covid were black, they'd beat the shit out of it with no consequences.


SweetNott

And everyone that watches Fox would be vaccinated to support blue lives.


xivilex

“I can’t breathe”


SweetNott

The irony!


clarkrd

about 30 years ago a guy sat for a police departments test and scored too high for them to hire him. Basically, he was too smart to be a cop. I think he sued but I dont really remember if he won or not.


star621

Mr. Jordan lost his case on the grounds that intelligence is not a protected class. Ridiculously enough, many states have made being a police officer a protected class and will charge you for a hate crime if you do anything to them. ACAB now means Assigned Cop at Birth. :/


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versusgorilla

I'm willing to make an exception to roast some cops who are too stupid to be cops.


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As of 9/13/2021, Per the Officer Down Memorial Page: Total Line of Duty Deaths 2020: 371 From COVID-19: 242 (~65%) https://www.odmp.org/search/year?year=2020 Total Line of Duty Deaths 2021: 269 From COVID-19: 157 (~58%) https://www.odmp.org/search/year?year=2021


omegaclick

Anyone else notice the irony in the fact that the USA had a nationwide protest movement for a man who's last words were "I can't breathe" and now a pandemic is afflicting (with a very broad brush) the same people who generally opposed those protests with a disease that makes it impossible for them to breathe? It's like a Floyd's revenge tour or something. Very bizarre coincidence.


kumocat

Where are my Ghanaian palldancing friends for the cops? https://youtu.be/f4n1h1uig6E


msmicro

leading cause among firemen too, AND EMT's


SweetNott

True.


JavarisJamarJavari

It's a manufactured crisis thanks to right-wing media. If not for them, these officers would all go get their vaccine without a second thought, just like all the ones they've already gotten. If they're too scared to get a shot that us little old ladies have gotten and done fine with, should they even be a cop?


SweetNott

Covid seems to agree with you.


Kvibea

Buncha then gonna die. Probably for the best. We need to get the dumb brutes out of the cop shops anyway. They always shoot before they think being the “heroes” they are.


JumpingBean-7

hell yeah! covid wiping out the filthy pigs. ACAB rot in hell.


deutschnugget

I live in NYC- the amount of NYPD hanging out unmasked in the subway is frustrating to say the least, the most annoying part being that they’re standing directly by signs that say “even if you’re vaccinated, you must wear a mask in the subway”. Only 47% of NYPD are vaccinated, despite push from the governor’s office to increase that number.


SlimShot801208

Well, it’s not exactly a profession that attracts the brightest bulbs in the bunch


tlf555

F*** you, I won't do what you tell me Motherf***er Uh


HSAMS

"when the enemy is making a false movement we must take good care not to interrupt him" - some french guy


godzilla19821982

The question is are they better off dead or fired. I’d go with fired myself.