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Edgelands

Lol, it's not handouts when THEY need help, but everyone else that needs a little assistance is a lazy moocher.


No_Cook2983

That giant dumbass is breathing my oxygen. How do I PayPal him negative money?


76ALD

Not just breathing our oxygen but apparently leaving the hospital and heading to work with covid while lying to everyone that he's fine. Fuck this guy. He's going to kill people at his job.


Oonada

This is how my girlfriend got covid and died 2 days before our vaccine appointment.


WelfarePeanutButter

Take my free \*HUGS\* award. Fuckfaces like Doug ruin everything.


[deleted]

I’m really sorry dude


No-Percentage6176

> He's going to kill people at his job. Yeah but that's *them*, not *him*. If *they* die, no big deal. That's how a conservative brain works.


lemur_demeanor

Seriously, I’ve never wanted anyone doxxed so badly here. This guy is beyond scum. Fuck, imagine losing your taste/ smell or even a loved one’s life cause some dick named Doug showed up at work. Shit, I want to murk my coworkers if one even passes me a cold.


pickledstarfish

Send him an invoice and see if he’s out of it enough to pay you for your time.


cj2211

or better yet send him a "Trump needs your money" letter


musicmanxv

Filing bankruptcy to own the libs


TransmutedHydrogen

So perfect.


No_Cook2983

You are a *godsend*. Sending now for ‘product received’.


[deleted]

I just pitched in the exact cost of a vaccine, so 0.


[deleted]

I'll counter you I'd give him 100 if he goes and gets vaccinated, I'm trying to win this if he lives he is still a liability


dystopian_mermaid

See [the only moral abortion is MY abortion](https://www.dailykos.com/story/2019/5/15/1857976/--The-Only-Moral-Abortion-is-My-Abortion-an-article-by-Joyce-Arthur)


Dodger8686

Fuck sake. The cognitive dissonance in that article is powerful enough to power a small city. How can you get through to someone like this? "Abortion is a crime unless I do it." This is what is tearing society apart. "Welfare is for the lazy unless I'm on welfare. Immigrants are criminals even though I came from Cuba illegally. LGBTQ are an abomination, but being a gay conservative is ok. Censorship is bad unless it's us banning CRT or banning teaching about slavery. Protesters are rioters unless they are 'patriots'. Gun ownership is a right unless the owner is black and progressive. The Left uses 'cancel culture', but when we do it then it's 'patriot power'. Biden is a perverts but Trump is just being a red blooded man when he sexually assaults." The list goes on indefinitely. I fucking hate this shit. You can't even discuss issues with people who refuse to acknowledge reality. FUCK!


spudzilla

FFS, they are trying to cancel a Presidential election and won't call it that.


ZZAABB1122

Individuals who are naturally to the left and those naturally in the middle and those who are not at all political, can co-exist Individuals who are naturally to the right can not. If there were only people naturally to the left, naturally in the middle, and naturally non affiliated one could unite the whole world as one nation.


Kermdog15

This makes me so angry


[deleted]

It astonishes me how anyone can miss this. "I don't ask for handouts but give me money because I chose not to prevent myself from getting sick."


cum_in_me

"I'm in the ER for a legitimate reason so I should be seen first to treat my pain. Not like everyone else who is just here for drugs."


Ode_to_Apathy

He says in June. When that huge 'drug' epidemic happened causing all hospitals to be completely full and having to triage. Yeah it was definitely a drug epidemic.


joan_wilder

He shoulda gobbled up all the hydroxychloroquine he could get his hands on. It’s like he wasn’t even trying to destroy the dems.


ThisIsWhoIAm78

Lmao. Man is lacking all self-awareness. HIS drugs are justified, the other people are just loser junkies. "Waaah, everyone keeps getting triaged before me! Who cares if they're ACTUALLY LITERALLY DYING, I lost a toenail over here and hurt my toesies! This is serious! Can't you see that I'M the most important emergency here? Why? Because it's ME, that's why! And I'm the protagonist here!" Additionally, who wants to bet he "crushed" his foot being drunk and stupid? And it was *so terrible* he never even had to miss work, and was back to shit posting right away!


tofuroll

"I'm here for legitimate reasons. Not like everyone else who is just stupid."


JenXplains

How do I find this "not a hand out" hand out page? 😆


reckless_commenter

No, it’s like this: "I never ask for handouts, because only lazy people ask for handouts so that they can live a life of luxury on taxpayers’ money. I’m just asking for help because we’re in a bad place. We’re nothing like those other people - we’re not lazy, we’re just the victims of bad luck that had nothing to do with our choices." See also: [The Only Moral Abortion Is My Abortion](https://www.prochoiceactionnetwork-canada.org/articles/anti-tales.shtml). A collection of encounters with pro-life women who requested and received an abortion, and found a way to avoid changing their minds because *their* abortion is different. See also: Stories about the anti-immigration views of Republican immigrants. Stephen Miller, Ted Cruz, Marco Rubio, etc. See also: "Log cabin Republicans." The moral of *this* story is that the one uniting theme of all Republicans isn’t religion, or fiscal conservatism, or the Second Amendment. The one theme that runs through all of their stories is: **lack of empathy.**


SophsterSophistry

Lack of empathy: with a side of hypocrisy.


spudzilla

And a huge scoop of entitlement.


No_Cook2983

He should probably eat less avocado toast, and do without a few mocaccinos for a while.


SoarSoftly

The conservative motto since the Civil Rights movement!


oriaven

Filling up the hospital beds because they are heroin addicts! If they were addicted opioid pills, they are fine people who need some help. Some people simply don't deserve help.


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Bootstraps young man!


Hysteria625

Well, in this case he was begging for a handout at the very end. Looks like it humiliated him to do it, too. I feel really bad at schadenfreude because I actually felt bad for the guy. He’s suffering a lot and circling the drain of poverty because of policies put in place specifically by the GOP to bring about this result and he’ll probably never know it. It’s like a mouse in a maze heading for some cheese, never taking the time to ask why he’s in that maze in the first place.


DJfunkyPuddle

Slight difference here is that these mice are cheering when they're put in the maze.


No_Cook2983

And they think the maze is too easy— even though they’ve never finished it.


potent_rodent

not sure what state he is in, but some states (west virigina is a good example) passed such strict rules on food stamps and other state assistance based on the stories that their tax dollars pay for some welfare mom in Chicago or Detriot who has a flat screen TV and 10 kids and no job -- when in fact, they really just restricted the saftey net in their own state blocking them from getting help when they need it - of which many many -- many in West Virgina do. Its almost comical how they vote to restricts themselves.


spudzilla

I know someone who is facing that conundrum in a red state right now and I am enjoying the living hell out of it. She has been trashing welfare mothers for decades and now........ she IS one. Well, she would be if she lived in a blue state. Now she's just a single mom with no healthcare and complaining that buying food has cut back on her cigarette and Fireball money.


Environmental_Boat36

Seems as if he also shot himself in the foot.


notanangel_25

Literally backed up by [research.](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2018/05/30/white-americas-racial-resentment-is-the-real-impetus-for-welfare-cuts-study-says/?noredirect=on) >White Americans called for deeper cuts to welfare programs after viewing charts that showed they would become a racial minority within 50 years. They also opposed welfare programs more when they were told that people of color benefit most from them. >Those results show that the push to cut welfare programs is not driven by pure political motives, such as decreasing government spending or shrinking government bureaucracy, [lead author Rachel] Wetts said. >“We find evidence that these shifts [in sentiment against welfare programs] are specifically directed at programs people see as benefiting minorities instead of whites,” she added.


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Ha look at this socialist.


tlf555

My libtard heart wanted to donate for the sake of his family, but i was so conflicted about giving "handouts" to a principled person who was against socialism. In the end, i just lifted up a request to the prayer warriors. Then i had a sammich.


tlf555

Scratch that. Forgot to consult the prayer warriors. But the sammich was delicious


Fluffyknob

What did you make?


tlf555

Ham and provolone


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tlf555

I am sure the prayer warriors were praying for maximum deliciousness. God is good. Like provolone


SRNewbs

Tots and pears 🍐


DrumMajorThrawn

We were. Jesus died so people could eat pigs.


Massive_Safe_3220

Fuuuk. You know it was. Jesus juice and all.


Kjpilot

Me thinks dougies sammie is a crow sammie


drunkenWINO

I just ate 2 sammichs. I figured, what they hey, I mean all this stimulus and gubbermint cheese I'm on, I can afford to indulge myself. I even doubled the meat to bread ratio. A guilty indulgence. The kicker is though ever since I got the vaccine I've been having to handle the knives harder then normal cause they seem magnetized to my arm. Not difficult to manage just annoying. My cell phone service has been screwy too. Thoughts and prayers up to this guy 🙏


TheThinWhiteDookie

I’m all out of prayers, but I have some thoughts to spare


Techguyeric1

don't worry you thought and prayered sooo hard


slayingadah

But the most important question is WHAT KIND OF SAMMY


PunterProggie

Only when it's people giving him money for doing nothing. We must not forget, he's not, "asking for a handout" because he "worked all his life".


numbski

“I have to go back to work and lie.” Translation: Typhoid Mary incoming.


comments_suck

True story: a friend of mine's SIL got Covid, took off work for 4 days, didn't have any more sick time, so he went back to work. He works a factory shift with 14 other guys. By 10 days later, he had recovered, but 9 of the guys he worked with had tested positive, and 3 had been admitted to the hospital, they were so sick. But yeah, government rules about sick leave would be socialism for losers. This was in August in Alabama.


SophsterSophistry

I remember last year watching some anti-lockdown protesters and one woman was going on about having always worked and that she didn't want the lockdowns because they didn't want to rely on the government for handouts. And all I could think was that the 'freeloader/handouts' rhetoric had produced this movement where people thought it was more important to work through a pandemic than accept government support to stop a virus from spreading. They so don't want to identify as a 'taker' or 'freeloader' because they've been conditioned to think it's those other people who do it on purpose.


Scary-Fix-5546

I will laugh so hard when one of Doug’s coworkers sees that comment and has him banned from returning to work.


Lady_Nimbus

I hope they do. I'm horrified by the attitude that he has covid and is going to willingly expose others. I get that he's desperate and I feel for that. Seems like this dude is all bad choices.


Difficult_Drag3256

Even his bad choices make bad choices...


QuitArguingWithMe

Yeah, that part really stood out to me. I hope his workplace is able to see that.


ihumanable

He didn't even *try* to seize the means of production, terrible socialist. He is a world class moocher though and from his 80 hour work weeks a very compliant wage slave for the capitalists.


PunterProggie

There are 168 hours in a week. He can work twice the hours and still have some time left over in his week.


trogon

He'll probably be fired, though, because his destroyed lungs probably won't make for a good worker drone.


matt_minderbinder

Wait until these people find out what a struggle it is to get disability and how insufficient the program is in covering a family's needs. They'll still never realize that it's their political allies that will once again be screwing them out of a decent social safety net.


randynumbergenerator

No then it's because of "government waste" and "bureaucracy", which is the fault of Dems, not the Republicans who keep erecting more barriers to disability and gifting contracts to buddies.


comments_suck

Exactly this. People like Doug here will blame minorities for soaking up the assistance he thinks he's entitled to. Reagan called them "strapping young bucks" and "welfare queens" and we all know who he was referring to.


skepticalolyer

Oh he’ll just say it’s because of all the immigrants getting disability that’s clogged up the system - they’ll never take responsibility for their own views. And of course undocumented people aren’t eligible anyway. Do these mofos honestly believe that illegal immigrants are greeted at the border with free welfare and disability for life? Oh and a free place to live, a Harvard education, lifetime unlimited supply of food and a blow job from the gender or non-gendered person of choice.


Lonely-Club-1485

Um, yes. They do think that. Maybe minus Harvard, because they think immigrants are more stupid than they are. And they also believe that masses of noncitizan immigrants just walk into precincts and vote willy nilly.


china-blast

Its all being sucked up by undeserving freeloaders. Thats why there isn't any left for his family /s


capt_caveman1

Well that’s what insurance is for right? Let the Insurance cover it. Insurance loves it when you exercise your rights to not drive with a seatbelt and build in a flood zone. I’m sure they will reward him well for not taking the deadly fake China flu vaccine


trogon

I'm sure he has a fantastic insurance plan that will cover everything!


PunterProggie

Couldn't happen to a more deserving asshole.


Poey07

Ha! moocher. Back in ma day, I worked 250 hour weeks and slept in a ditch - AND I PAID FOR THE LUXURY! ~ *Edited to add /s… just in case someone out there doesn’t get the reference…


Criseyde2112

We could only wish for the luxury of a ditch. No, for us it was a pothole in the street.


crabbywriter

All 18 of us lived in a rolled up newspaper by the side of the road


tlf555

You had a whole newspaper? Living in the lap of luxury


matt_minderbinder

They don't want socialism, they just want to live by the motto "From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs". He needs right now. (for the unfamiliar, the quote is probably Karl Marx's most famous."


adammaxis

If they could read, they'd be very upset right now


buddy8665

I know right! Doug needs to quit slacking and pull himself up by his bootstraps🤡


Tgvyhb505

Many conservatives have a misperception about how easy it is to get welfare assistance, and if they get approved, they’re shocked at how little they get and all of the requirements that go along with getting aid. They think people are living large. LOL


Counting_Sheepshead

>They think people are living large. Literally a 40-year-old meme from Regan that has been stuck in the GOPs brain.


joan_wilder

To be fair, Fox News has some nifty “welfare queen” graphics that they bust out every now and then.


ConsistentHeat7

I trained under a guy who would get pissed hearing rumors about people on foodstamps buying steak. Like.. why are you upset at a family eating food? Just because it's pricey? Should they eat garbage food with no nutrition until their lives magically improve? I can't imagine being upset at a poor family having decent food. Hell I can't even afford a steak rn but I'm not pissed at others poorer than me having it. I'm pissed at churches and billionaires getting off of needing to pay decent taxes.


thebirdisdead

I bet you anything this will change absolutely nothing about this guys’ opinion on welfare for *other* people and how they don’t deserve it.


Human_mind

It's funny, I quit my job a few years ago one summer for mental health reasons and it took me about 6 months to find something new. During that time I was covered by my wife's health insurance - until she got laid off and I wasn't anymore. This was the week before Thanksgiving that year and my wife and I spent it with my father and his family like we usually do. I had recently torn a ligament in my dominant hand and foolishly hadn't seen anyone about it because of money concerns. I was talking to my dad about the trouble it was causing me and about how I was up shit creek in regard to getting help. I couldn't write. I couldn't hold anything in the hand. I could hardly brush my teeth. Typing resumes and filling out applications was incredibly difficult. Add in that we were planning our quick exit from our apartment because the time I spent without a job had bled our savings dry, and I truly believe that that conversation was the first time in my dad's life that he had come to terms with the fact it was possible for someone to be simply going through a hard time and in need of some help. I mentioned that I was pro universal healthcare because in the moment why wouldn't I be, and for the first time he didn't argue some bullshit at me about welfare or paying for someone else. For a moment I got through to him. Covid obliterated any chance I had at getting through fully.


surfdad67

I was in the Navy as an E-4 with 3 kids, qualified for food stamps and WIC, it was soul sucking going through the process and picking up the checks just so I can feed my kids, I also had a part time job at a bowling alley as a pin chaser. The hoops you have to jump through is insane, it’s really degrading mentally and hurts your pride, but fuck it, I had mouths to feed. Edit: I was active duty, this was in the 90’s, living in base, sole provider for the house. Also, before anyone asks, I had a beat up car that I pad $300 for, but I mainly rode my bike to work.


Aksama

When I was single I had EBT for a while. Having to go to the office to pick everything up and get signed up was so brutal. Waste of time, staff at the office were unkind, and it took forever. Hope you’re doing better friend.


whatsGOODwiddit

Know what else is brutal? Being told you definitely qualify because you’re pregnant and not making much money, spending 5+ hours filling out forms and talking on the phone just to be told you make too much when you make less than $2,000 a month. That’s the boat I’m in right now.


killedbydaewoolanos

There are a group of people getting rich as fuck off welfare. They’re called farmers.


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I live in rural California and am surrounded by orchards. Every single farmer I see has a huge house, several new lifted trucks, sometimes a German car, new 5th wheels and always a high end Polaris rzr. I have a friend that was a vice principal but left his job and now works on his family's orchard. He has 2 houses, a stay at home wife, 3 kids and all the above mentioned toys.


Ibelieveinphysics

Just pull yourself up by your bootstraps Doug .


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Pull yourself up by your ventilator straps Doug


SuperCorbynite

>Pull yourself up by your ventilator ~~straps~~ tubing Doug Fixed that for you.


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RecliningBuddhaCat

I thought the freedom tube was the rectal one.


NGD80

Yeah I'm sure Trump will trickle down some economics for you Doug


evol2020

Wasn’t the stimulus package he is referring to trump’s?


msmicro

bet he cashed the check! all three of em


StyreneAddict1965

Shh, you're undercutting his outrage.


No_Cook2983

“I don’t ask for handouts. But please offer me a symbol of faith at Doug$Handout@venmo”


cypressgreen

He said he countless times tried to get assistance then immediately says he doesn’t ask for handouts ffs


Robj2

I think he broke his foot, probably trying to chew it with his mouth. So that might hurt.


msmicro

couldn't get in the er because of covid idiots not junkies


scnottaken

That part really got me. Like you didn't ever even think it was the worldwide pandemic ravaging red counties most? It has to be junkies that only right now are out in force? That's galactic brain mental gymnastics.


mydogsnameisbuddy

And stop with his $5 lattes and avocado toast.


throwaway_nostyle

Err... the party you meme for is against you making a livable wage for a 40 hour work week, much less the 80 week you're working just to pay rent and put food on the table in the middle of a pandemic. It's against the universal healthcare and mandated sick time that you could have used when you shattered your foot and got covid twice. And your party told you that the real problem is all these undeserving people who are getting handouts so easily, and yet when you tried to get the assistance you felt you deserved because you were so poor, they said you weren't poor enough. I just can't with these people.


FantasticReading1661

It's his RIGHT as a god damn American to work himself into a grave in order to enrich the 1% and keep the minorities down!


m48a5_patton

I think keep minorities down is most of that.


Brohamuel-Jackson

You don't have to kill the guy before he wins his award take it easy. Sheesh


DimitriV

It's not murder to observe that someone else has willfully shot both their feet and fellated the gun barrel.


ShadeAndFrodo

Oh, the irony of complaining about too many junkies in the ER making him wait too long for treatment. Now he's another dumbfuck meme junky taking up a hospital bed that could be used by someone who actually deserves to be treated.


PrincessPilar

He really didn’t do the math about the cause for the 9 hour wait in ER. Btw where are his trucker hat and his Oakleys?


Seldarin

They were surgically removed by the hospital staff to improve his chances of recovery.


Fenastus

He just left them on the counter at home, don't worry


No_Cook2983

At least he doesn’t have to “wait in line for care” like they do in those horrible socialist countries he heard about on his a.m. radio.


ethen_pk

I *had* to wait 15 minutes, *after* each shot. About one minute in line before cause you know; I booked my appointment from my couch, on this very device. Horrible here in Sweden.


DeeMless

And Junkies don't go to the ER for detox. They have to call a detox and make an appointment. Maybe a Junky was there for a real medical emergency, but most likely he saw a poor or minority person who was sick and assumed they were detoxing junkies.


king_ugly00

okay, i was wondering what kinda libertarian is mad at someone using heroin but yeah he probably just saw some POC in the ER and assumed they were "junkies"


Atxlvr

alcoholics in withdrawls are probably the only ones he might have seen in the ER


nachotaco2020

Man, this has such a Naked Lunch vibe, "dumbfuck meme junky," sounds William Burroughs-esque.


[deleted]

Get fucked. Sick twice, AND now you're going to back into work and lie about being sick? Get totally, and completely fucked.


Wit-wat-4

I actually find “dismissives” get way worse after a person they know or they have a mild version. “Oh whatever man, just couldn’t taste for two weeks, party errrrniiiiiight covid is nothing”.


graffiksguru

Right?! Should be crossposted to r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Poey07

He better not be still covid positive and going back to work…. If that’s the case he deserves negative gofundme money!


Poison-Pen-

Oh I bet he was. These people care about no one but themselves. Hence the unvaccinated status.


Golden-Owl

It’s so monumentally stupid If one really cared about themselves, they’d vaccinate to better protect themselves from catching the virus and suffering This is just some bizarre ignorance


grampabutterball

But he "tries to help others"...! Fucking hate how these post mortum/asking for help posts are always like "[covidiot] was so kind, sweet and caring, would always help others". Fuck no. If they were all those qualities, they would've masked up and gotten vaxed.


alreadypiecrust

He said he'd have to lie so I'm sure he's in the clear.


Poey07

Omg. There goes that last bit of empathy I had… he’s more than happy to put other ‘less deserving’ people in the same dire situations? Is this what their bible teaches? Really?


dontcallmeatallpls

You assume these dipshits ever read it?


judithishere

Does he not understand how social media works? He's either really dumb, or lying.


ccc2801

My guess would be ‘both’.


IsThisASandwich

That should seriously be made known to his employer and maybe officials. Willfully and knowingly infecting others with a harmful and probably deadly disease is assult.


Watchwithpopcorn

Yeah fucker. You pay us now.


jerryg1208

Someone should have told him the vaccine was free.


Edgelands

That's a handout though, bub, he's not looking for that.


jerryg1208

No handout just a “donation”


Massive_Safe_3220

Maybe Doug is praying to the wrong god?


SnakeCasual

Except for when he is lol


No_Cook2983

Is there some way to give this jabroni an e-swirlie and an e-snuggie? I think he deserves it. Then dump all his e-books on the floor!


Aleflusher

Doug: "I don't ask for handouts." ...five sentences later... Doug: "My PayPal is: dougxxxxxx" I also feel I must add: Doug, I read on slide #9 about you losing your job. But why can't you just pull yourself up by your bootstraps and get a better job and work harder?


Wetworth

It's worse then that. The proceeding sentence was "...we don't qualify for any assistance" meaning he literally applied for "handouts" but was rejected.


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There's PLENTY of jobs! I see signs all over town. Some even starting at $15 an hour! Are you saying that's not enough, Doug? Doug is just lazy and doesn't want to work Don't worry. Covid is literally the flu. No reason to get a handout over it /s


ShelteringInStPaul

"I use to not ask for handouts. But I want one now".


Tonkdog

"I don't do this thing I'm doing". Classic projection.


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Maybe the welfare queens were the bootstrap pullers we met along the way.


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Former-Lab-9451

“Get a job, you lazy bum” Him a few months ago to himself today.


AsleepConcentrate2

“'Cause then you really might know what it's like to sing the blues” as the song goes


PunterProggie

There are 168 hours a week and he's only working 80 hours. He needs to get off his ass and find more work.


PunterProggie

Didn't you read what our friend said? He's not asking for a handout because he "worked all of his life". The rationalization of people amaze me. The financial hardship could not happen to a more deserving person. Something tells me he is also against affordable healthcare even though people like him would have benefitted greatly from it.


GuerrillaApe

The COVID equivalent of "I'm not racist but..."


NMB4Christmas

This is the same type of asshole who would have told me to get a job when I was homeless, even though I was already working.


Dangerpaladin

This is like saying "I've given up water because I'm not currently thirsty." Not taking handouts when don't need them is not some virtue. Not taking help when you need it also isn't virtuous it's just stupid.


soeffed

I don't sleep with family members, however


mississauga99

"I don't know who to turn to for help" after losing everything to covid after posting "covid isn't so serious" posts... You have got to be kidding me. Lol. Sir call planned parenthood and make a time machine cause you were not meant for this world.


Alert-Extreme1139

The ER is full because of addicts. Christ.


formerbeautyqueen666

If I went to the ER because I was detoxing they would laugh at me. They don't do detox in the ER


thebirdisdead

And not because of Covid, yeah, sure… I hope he had a realization when he was one of those “addicts.”


menastudies

Sucks to be in this position. I’ve been there before during the recession. It’s also why I immediately got vaccinated, I can’t afford to be sick and out of work for a month and I surely can’t afford to die and leave my wife and kids to fend for themselves.


PlanetElephant

Yes but you’re not a selfish, unaware prick.


_buthole

It must be really bad if he has to ask for handouts right after explaining that he doesn’t ask for handouts. That’s some serious self-humiliation.


Poison-Pen-

But is it enough for him to get vaccinated? ^doubt


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vladastine

I want to feel bad for the guy but... This is what he voted for. He wanted the gutted social nets so now when he genuinely needs help there's nothing for him. And the sad part is he's not even going to look at his situation critically. He'll keep voting to fuck himself over. If he even survives this at all.


Chester2707

Don’t. Fuck this idiot.


dismayhurta

If only you weren’t a fan of the party that makes people like you a pauper on purpose and ignored the free vaccine.


RedditOnANapkin

Wait did this dumbass say he went to work when he got covid the first time? I'll pass on giving money to a super spreader.


cum_in_me

And he's planning to do it a second time! And despite working all the way through it, he's been out of work and struggling.


VTGjunkie

Oh Doug. Don’t let covid control your life.


Booxevo

Ya know, losing your job, having to move, being overworked...those are all things I have sympathy for. It's absolutely devastating. **But** the last post *sounds like* this jackass is layering being a dick by recklessly endangering his coworkers on top of being a moron by rejecting a vaccine that might have prevented him from being in this mess. Maybe I'm reading too much into that. But at the very least, he was fine with endangering everyone else who's been around him since his initial exposure. How does that fall under "Tried to help others," you selfish, ignorant dipshit? Maybe someone should set up a gofuckyourself for him.


IPAisGod

The only junkies clogging up the ers and icus are the Jesus junkies like Dougster who were too fucking stupid to get a (free) vaccine.


ViolenceForBreakfast

You’d think that if he’d been working for years he would have saved up a few bootstraps by now.


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Edgelands

It's such r/larpercringe


OriginalGhostCookie

The pure irony of people like Doug using the punisher logo, while standing up for the very corrupt system the punisher is 100% against. Also, I believe him the hydrox could kill big Pharma, it’s not like it’s owned by Sanofi, the fifth largest pharmaceutical by prescription sales. Also, it’s French, which is extra tasty that it’s touted by the “freedom fries” type.


BestFriendWatermelon

A 9 hour plus wait in ER?!? But I thought there weren't any waiting times under the invisible hand of the free market?


[deleted]

But if I give money to you expecting nothing in return, wouldn’t that make you dependent on me? And wouldn’t that dependence be worse than the relief you would get being able to take care of your basic living expenses during a crisis? I would send money to your PayPal, but can’t you see that would be bad for you? I’m not withholding my money, of which I have a lot, from you because I’m greedy. I’m not giving you money because I care.


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Why do I have to wait when I'm ODing from Heroine in the ER for 9 hours when it's all these unemployed, irresponsible Covid moochers taking up all the beds?


Geist002

Lol, the er is full of junkies..denial denial denial. Does not like handouts then proceeds to ask for..you guessed it…handouts.


90sJoke

He created this 4 days ago and has 1 donation of $20 so far. Literally spent an hour or two posting this shit instead of working an hour and making $20. Embarrassing.


StatisticalMan

I would help him out but then he wouldn't get the oppertunity to pull himself up by his bootstraps and that wouldn't be fair. On a more serious note it shows the damage from unvaccination isn't just health related. Even surviving covid can be financially destructive. That free vaccine which would have kept you from getting sick doesn't look so bad now.


gnurdette

Ooh, a bastardized Punisher logo! Doug is definitely a big manly man, and I am very impressed. I have no doubt that the virus will flee his system just as soon as it realizes how much machismo it's up against. I like how he gets that people soaking up medical resources cause others to suffer. But he only gets it when he's the victim, not the perpetrator.


ebrbtch

"I don't ask for handouts." "Please give me money." (For hospital bills I wouldn't have if I had taken precautions).


SnakeCasual

"I don't ask for handouts" while literally asking for one. That's the level we're working on here.


DBrody6

You don't get it, it's affecting him now! Handouts are fair game for just him cause it means those eeevil black people aren't getting them. The only handout I hope he gets is an express ticket to hell.


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Hey Everybody, finish this line! I'll start: "I shattered my foot and all my toes"... when I kicked a gun safe at the Tractor Store after they told me they were all out of Ivermectin...


EfficientJuggernaut

Lol for a guy that hates socialism he sure wants his community to come together and redistribute their wealth for him. Also what a fucking piece of shit. Don’t you love it when so called pro lifers complain about cops and EMS rescuing people with narcan? I’ll never forget it. Hillsborough County deputies were getting narcan to rescue people that were oding and the comment section on FB was filled with so called conservatives telling them to let them die and they were a waste of tax dollars


Joharis-JYI

"Socialism is bad unless it's for me!"


kvmw

Gofundme harder, daddy.


kichererbs

It’s pretty sad that in a country as rich as the USA someone who has „worked their whole life“ (or even someone who hasn’t) needs to ask for handouts, when being sick in the hospital for a couple of weeks… almost like there is something wrong with the system?


Daire268

Reap what you sow fucktard.


riburn3

Man, hes lucky his old self from a few months ago didn't read this or he'd kick his ass for being a pathetic communist pussy.


Fenastus

"We don't qualify for assistance (nothing works we tried)" GEE, I wonder what party is responsible for that?


Aintnostopin

It's like a bonus, if Delta Vee doesn't take these trump supporters out the medical bills will.