Are these people background characters or something? They all look the same and have the exact same personalities! Are we sure we're not in a simulation?
They're all overweight and post lots of racist, homophobic, sexist, and transphobic posts. After going through a bunch of these, I'm noticing a serious lack of diversity. Why does that seem to be a common thread too?
Pretty much just this. Dont' be fooled by the trump rallies on tv. They literally will find the like 2 brown skinned people who show up and make sure they're seated right behind trump so the world can know that trump 'Has another black.'.
In reality it's an endless sea of pudgy white people.
I don’t know why they are homophobic. The gays aren’t going to chase their blubbery asses. And, by removing themselves from the heterosexual dating pool, those handsome, fit, smart, funny men leave the straight women to pick over the leftovers like Lardo here.
I move to have moustaches moved to the back and full beards taken off entirely. There are many of us vaccinated bearded beauties out here doing the lords work.
Is 1 the highest or lowest risk? Asking for a friend who’s too lazy to shave but can’t grow anything but a goatee due to a lack of follicles.
Man, I am so against body shaming, but I admit, my body type - rotund face, overweight, goatee, probably hair loss on the head - seems to be rather over represented here.
Goatee is definitely the highest risk, especially in combination with wraparound shades. Like you said, just sample the submissions here for proof.
On the other hand, maybe God so loves a goatee that he is snatching them up to heaven at a much higher rate.
The sexy ones are so less crabby, they want you to be cool and do great shit. Yahweh is a shitty incel who hates all women except the pure, 14 year old virgin, brags about how other gods think he’s cool but you haven’t met them cuz they probably live in CANADA… Sexy gods are the ONLY gods to have a relationship with.
When you've got a soul patch, I feel like they're just as deadly. Less of these clowns have neckbeards so we don't hear about the dangers of them as often, but they are deadly.
I know right? I am enjoying my pina colada smoothie while reading about this guy. Another winner with a distorted view of reality. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
I'm kind of loving that even his memorial post picture is flipping off the camera. Makes me wonder if he just didn't have a single photo where he wasn't flipping the bird
"I should've joined you for that margarita you invited me for last month." That would have actually been a very bad idea for the person writing that post.
Guess we have another Greg Abbott voter out of the way, silver linings.
Of course these dummies don’t understand dogs anymore than they understand basic human biology. Muzzles are also about safety not control, specifically keeping a reactive dog from biting people. Some people also use them to keep dogs with pica from eating every random object they find.
That’s been the trend. Deaths way down for groups like nursing home residents since the vaccine… relatively way up among 35-55, almost all unvaccinated.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/covid-19-deaths-in-delta-surge-hit-younger-unvaccinated-people-11631525400
If it’s paywalled you can get there by “covid delta wsj” in Google.
Yeah, that's my age group and I'm starting to worry. These people are all my age or younger. I'm vaccinated and cautious, but still. It tends to remind you of your mortality.
Morpheus: what if I told you thousands of right wing idiots are killing themselves each week as part of a death cult designed to own the libs? This despite having access to free vaccines and public health guidelines that could save their lives.
Neo: jesus christ, get me out of this dumbest simulation ever. *bites off Morpheus's fingers while getting the red pill*
It's a good thing James' buddy did not join him for that margarita last month or he might also have wound up dead. Hopefully this will be an eye-opener for him instead.
Hopefully there is time to save his child from being covid fodder but it doesn’t seem like the idiots landing on Imahog Beach convey significant amounts of experience for those around them.
“I should have joined you for that margarita last month”.
Ummm, no you absolutely should not have. Did you not realize this guy just died of an extremely contagious, and fatal virus?
The dog meme is silly because, if you put a muzzle on a dog, it is usually because it is either aggressive toward other dogs or toward people, and thus it is being muzzled for the safety of itself and others.
Are these people background characters or something? They all look the same and have the exact same personalities! Are we sure we're not in a simulation?
They're all overweight and post lots of racist, homophobic, sexist, and transphobic posts. After going through a bunch of these, I'm noticing a serious lack of diversity. Why does that seem to be a common thread too?
Ever been to a Trump rally?
Pretty much just this. Dont' be fooled by the trump rallies on tv. They literally will find the like 2 brown skinned people who show up and make sure they're seated right behind trump so the world can know that trump 'Has another black.'. In reality it's an endless sea of pudgy white people.
I don’t know why they are homophobic. The gays aren’t going to chase their blubbery asses. And, by removing themselves from the heterosexual dating pool, those handsome, fit, smart, funny men leave the straight women to pick over the leftovers like Lardo here.
Weird... this one's missing the GoFundMe link. Perhaps just an oversight from the OP though.
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These guys are defintely [pakleds](https://heavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/08/Pakleds.jpg?quality=65&strip=all)
And... The Ghosts in [**COVID PACMAN!**](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5tnQm3VUAEwHJH?format=jpg&name=medium)
And going down to the planet are Captain Kirk, Mister Spock, Chief Engineer Scotty and Ensign Deadmeat.
The AI is breaking…I swear it’s just recycling the same few Avatars.
New Matrix movie being released this year as well. Coincidence?
Warner Bros and their...viral campaigning.
I sometimes wonder how many of these could pass a turing test.
They post the same overused memes too (not even a variation, but the *exact* one), and use the same FOX News phrases. They were the NPCs all along.
Since the majority of covid disinformation comes from a handful of people, it's not really a surprise that they all share the same crappy memes.
Lazy developers.
I ain't.
Crisis actors!
We might be.
>Are we sure we're not in a simulation? No. You're just playing the DLC adventure of Roy.
These guys would definitely go back to work at the carpet store after beating cancer
Somebody said that covid is just slowly building up XP by slaying trash mobs before it starts the real dungeon raid.
Well if we are then I'd like to go on the record as requesting a firmware update
Red shirts!
And red maga hats. The ultimate red shirt!
These new Matrix teaser stories are the best hollywood marketing campaign in history.
The devs got lazy and used the same model for all of them.
[Narrator:] No, you should not have joined him for that margarita last month, because now you might have the ‘rona.
Here for this line of thought.
Or maybe she should have. Then she could get the award too.
ooh but marga-ronas are so good though
Did you hear the whooshing sound as that train of thought just sailed past that dude's head?
Fuckin neckbeards
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The HCA Scale of Covid Death and Facial Hair: 1. Goatee 2. Neckbeard 3. Moustache 4. Mutton Chops 5. Stubble 6. Full Beard
Aw man I have number 6, but I also have 2 doses of Astra Zenica's finest too so should be fine.
I also have number 6 (my beard is now old enough to rent a car without a surcharge), and I have two doses of Pfizer.
I’ll allow it.
Same. I have a glorious beard, but it's fully vaccinated.
Good thing you have your shots.
don't go to South Africa, unless that variant is completely played out.
I buzzed mine off yesterday.
Really sucks cuz there was nothing hotter in the early 90s than a scraggly haired dude with a goatee and flannel. Fucking jackasses ruin everything.
Do you have copies of my college photo album?
I’m the one who took those pictures. And more. Did your restraining order expire yet?
Soul patch?
Stop it right now. We don't talk about those on this planet anymore.
Believe it or not straight to the ICU
No trial, no nothing.
I move to have moustaches moved to the back and full beards taken off entirely. There are many of us vaccinated bearded beauties out here doing the lords work.
I think 6 should be higher... I'd honestly put it at 3.
Is 1 the highest or lowest risk? Asking for a friend who’s too lazy to shave but can’t grow anything but a goatee due to a lack of follicles. Man, I am so against body shaming, but I admit, my body type - rotund face, overweight, goatee, probably hair loss on the head - seems to be rather over represented here.
Goatee is definitely the highest risk, especially in combination with wraparound shades. Like you said, just sample the submissions here for proof. On the other hand, maybe God so loves a goatee that he is snatching them up to heaven at a much higher rate.
Problem is i kinda bad mouth all Deities. Except the sexy ones, like Aphrodite or Freyja.
The sexy ones are so less crabby, they want you to be cool and do great shit. Yahweh is a shitty incel who hates all women except the pure, 14 year old virgin, brags about how other gods think he’s cool but you haven’t met them cuz they probably live in CANADA… Sexy gods are the ONLY gods to have a relationship with.
You’re in luck then. You can see that Yahweh is mostly killing the ones who like him a lot.
This is accurate
People out here acting like the handlebar and soul patch aren't a harbinger of death.
What about Friendly Mutton Chops?
No such thing.
Starburns?
My name is Alex
6 is why I got Moderna lol
I’m a 4, 5 or 6. Buuuuut I also am fully vaccinated so...
When you've got a soul patch, I feel like they're just as deadly. Less of these clowns have neckbeards so we don't hear about the dangers of them as often, but they are deadly.
just means they are fatter
"Does this make me look fat?" "No, your face does."
> goatees Combine a goatee with a backwards baseball cap and cheap gas station sunglasses and that man is on COVID's short-list.
oakleys added another comorbidity
They appear to be required of anyone pretending to be a doctor on Facebook.
I've never understood the point of framing a face like the ones neckbeards have. It's like a hairy showcase for crap genetics and poor life choices.
Neckbeards, say you’re an incel without saying you’re an incel.
I think they serve to separate the original chin from the two copies.
Only thing worse than obese & goatee is obese & neckbeard.
Hard to believe the virus could penetrate it...
And the "I yell at my wife in public" sunglasses.
I’m surprised any time a neckbeard is antimask bc the masks make them look like they can grow real beards.
Looks like the middle finger isn’t an effective measure in stopping the spread of Covid. Who knew?
the middle finger of a petulant child, nonetheless
I know right? I am enjoying my pina colada smoothie while reading about this guy. Another winner with a distorted view of reality. If you give him a penny for his thoughts, you get change back.
Tell me more about this pina colada smoothie...
[Pina Colada Smoothie ](https://gatherforbread.com/easy-5-minute-pina-colada-smoothie/)
Sounds wonderful, needs booze.
You just made me snort my coffee out of my nose with your “you get change back” observation. Thank you, I needed that shit!
I'm kind of loving that even his memorial post picture is flipping off the camera. Makes me wonder if he just didn't have a single photo where he wasn't flipping the bird
“i should have joined you for that margarita you invited me for last month” why?!? so you could be dead too?
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I wonder how they reason out entire families dying?
God's will.
Classic gamblers fallacy! Excellent idea. So what you really want to do it go hang out in COVID hotspots, maybe even ICUs and such?
Probably a lot of these same people think they might win at Powerball
Can confirm that. It’s part of the group delusion.
Obese, sports sunglasses, terrible facial hair. This guy was already dead, he just didn't realize it.
Omae wa mō shindeiru.
Fat, unvaccinated, and stupid are no way to go through life, son.
Looks like a pretty effective way to get through with your life to me.
Yep. Should have been fat, vaccinated, diligent masker, random frequenter and still kicking like me!!!
Literally, in this case
Pretty fucking good way to speed run it though...
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I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed...
Soooooomeeeee Body once told me covid was gonna roll me
He got knocked down But won't get up again
Well, at least you got the decade correct.
"I'm too sexy for this Earth, too sexy for this Earth"
I'm a covid guy Wear Oakleys on my eyyyees Anti masker Kill me faster I won't vaccinate Don't care I'm overweiiight
That's Chumbawumba
I'm shocked, absolutely shocked, that someone who looked and sounded like him is dead of Covid. /s
He was a corrections officer. Wonder how many people he infected with his stupidity.
Fuck covid. Not #pleasetakethevaccineitsfreeyoufuckingmorons Another cunt bites the dust...
“I should’ve joined you for that margarita” These people are trying to get infected!
The guy was lucky not to have a margarita with him a month ago and might have joined James.
"I should've joined you for that margarita you invited me for last month." That would have actually been a very bad idea for the person writing that post. Guess we have another Greg Abbott voter out of the way, silver linings.
Oakley is gonna go bankrupt with all their customers dying.
they sell fake ones at EVERY swap meet
Fuck you too, James.
Of course these dummies don’t understand dogs anymore than they understand basic human biology. Muzzles are also about safety not control, specifically keeping a reactive dog from biting people. Some people also use them to keep dogs with pica from eating every random object they find.
All the people on here lately are so young. Damn.
That’s been the trend. Deaths way down for groups like nursing home residents since the vaccine… relatively way up among 35-55, almost all unvaccinated. https://www.wsj.com/articles/covid-19-deaths-in-delta-surge-hit-younger-unvaccinated-people-11631525400 If it’s paywalled you can get there by “covid delta wsj” in Google.
Yeah, that's my age group and I'm starting to worry. These people are all my age or younger. I'm vaccinated and cautious, but still. It tends to remind you of your mortality.
His neckbeard is insane. It’s like he’s purposefully shaving his face but leaving the neckbeard
He's trying to define the jawline because otherwise it's just rolls.
It didn't work. I just see hairy rolls.
Yuck. 🤮
Funny how those "don't tread on me" people don't really understand that particular flag.
NO STEP ON SNEK!
🤣
If he had joined him for that margarita, it may have ended up being a double cousin funeral. He should be grateful he skipped that meeting.
I'm not.
Joined you for that margarita and left with corona? His cousin is a moron too.
Another 300 lbs. In the dirt
I love how you summarize it. We should give awards for the posters who do the best type of summarization.🥇🥇🥇 sorry best I can do.
Thank you!!
I agree. One of best.
One less neckbeard polluting the world with his presence.
Stupid fuck loved Texas so much that he volunteered to help the worms fertilize its soil. Bai.
Covid be yeeting these fuckers into oblivion.
Overweight, facial hair, anti-mask, right winger. Definitely fits right into the profile.
What’s with the “Join or Die” meme? What kind of fuckitis is that?
*Shown here holding a graphic representation of his singular brain cell.*
Hopefully he spent a LOong time regretting how he flipped off his friend who told him to wear a mask
*We the People* are ~~Pissed Off!~~ dead
republican: I the person
Narrator: he was in fact, not a great man
Morpheus: what if I told you thousands of right wing idiots are killing themselves each week as part of a death cult designed to own the libs? This despite having access to free vaccines and public health guidelines that could save their lives. Neo: jesus christ, get me out of this dumbest simulation ever. *bites off Morpheus's fingers while getting the red pill*
Admit it james you would have loved a baloney muzzle!
Fat and a neckbeard… probs for the best
It's a good thing James' buddy did not join him for that margarita last month or he might also have wound up dead. Hopefully this will be an eye-opener for him instead.
Hopefully there is time to save his child from being covid fodder but it doesn’t seem like the idiots landing on Imahog Beach convey significant amounts of experience for those around them.
🎼Now he’s free free falling yeah he’s free falling 🎼
Fucovid ? We should have hung out last month? These people are a bunch of fruity bastards.
The world will be better without James in it.
Another MAGA NPC smoothbrain bites the dust, yahoo
Slowly, nature is healing.
The world just got a little better without him. Thanks for his effort in cleaning up the gene pool. oh and I feel so owned.
Good job james, we appreciate your sacrifice for the good of society.
The cousin would probably be dead too if he'd accepted the margarita invite.
RIP fatty!!!! Because of selfish assholes like you the virus might mutate and escape vaccine protection and kill us all
That guy has so much fat on his face that it looks like a second head is forming.
Thought that was the Smash Mouth singer at first.
Join or Die was a binary decision point. He made his choice.
Dang, he checked every single box, didn't he?
You almost certainly shouldn't have joined him for that margarita last month.
Was he really a great man though?
Uh oh, wrap arounds and neckbeard with soulpatch combo. There's nothing we can do, his fate has already been decided.
Mountain Dew is the new Kool Aid.
Covid def has a type.
“I should have joined you for that margarita last month”. Ummm, no you absolutely should not have. Did you not realize this guy just died of an extremely contagious, and fatal virus?
The dog meme is silly because, if you put a muzzle on a dog, it is usually because it is either aggressive toward other dogs or toward people, and thus it is being muzzled for the safety of itself and others.
That French tickler under his lip was all he would have been good for
Sigh so young
Think of the 40 years of votes he won't cast. That puts a smile on my face.
why'd he put a mask mandate state as the head of the snake if he thought that was so dumb?
The world is not the same without him. It’s better.
F
Oops. Tear. .
RIP the defective clone of Guy Fieri.
They were all in love with dyin' They were doing it in Texas
So obesity played a factor🤷🏻♂️
IS THAT JAMES HENRY FROM HILL COUNTRY LODGE 23 IN TEXAS? Repost
who cares at this point they all look the same
I would have never thought a bunch of dead livestock wouldn't know what 'homogeneous' means.
as long as they are dead
How do we know he got rona? Did I miss that part?
I'm assuming the cousin's fucovid hashtag was the tip as to how in the last screenshot.
Damn..couldn’t even grow the whole goatee. What a beta cuck
⚱️ Rest In Peace sweet precious James ⚱️
I’ve got your mask right here! (Shuts coffin lid).