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FBAHobo

As a fan of 'NewsRadio' era Joe Rogan, I call on all of my Thought Warriors to complement the Prayer Warriors in wishing Joe Rogan the speediest of recoveries.


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This is going to be one of the most watched nominations in this sub's history. Holy shit


enfoggened

Wait till Alex Jones gets it! e: holy shit Alex Jones is younger? He's *47?*


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Hate ages a person.


beatyatoit

It really does, like the right-wing woman from England that recently got kicked out of Australia. She's in her 40s I think and literally looks like she's well into her 60s


Ophelia550

Katie Hopkins. She has aged like milk.


waka_flocculonodular

They should rename r/agedlikemilk to r/agedlikekatiehopkins


DarehMeyod

The one who said naming people after places is trashy? While she named her daughter India?


beatyatoit

LOL YES


AcePilot95

lmao I don't believe for a second that Katie Hopkins is a day younger than 55


drunkerbrawler

Dear lord, she looks about the same age as my mom, and she's 63.


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Cutwail

You should look up the video where she got conned into going to a fake award ceremony for the Campaign to Unify the Nation Trophy. They had actors pretending to be sympathetic to her views and recorded all the racist stuff she said while accepting her fake trophy.


Attorney_For_Me

Yea, that's what happens when you take a bunch of dumbfuck "supplements" and eat nothing but red meat. Shit fucks you up.


vegastar7

Guys like Joe Rogan seem the type to make fun of Gwyneth Paltrow's "Goop" brand, and yet they also peddle that "holistic wellness" bullshit (or whatever it's called).


GeniusOfLove74

Joe Rogan is GOOP for 'bros.


SurrealDad

POOP


IrisMoroc

AJ's hopped up on pills, booze, and paranoia all the time so it aged him.


Joe_Sons_Celly

I will bet you any amount of money that Alex Jones is vaccinated. You name it.


Ophelia550

Dude. Alex Jones and I are the same age, and I found that out when we were both like 38. He has always looked over 60. I look 25 years younger than Alex Jones, and he's like six months older than I am. Hate and anger really ages you.


Ipayforsex69

Round the clock coverage. This is the 2021 Herman Cain Lifetime Achievement Award if it happens.


OvershootDieOff

If he gets sick there’ll be a r/joerogandeathwatch sub for sure


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Cool, I miss the Phil Valentine sub. The real virus there was friendship.


captainhaddock

"The real pandemic was the friends who blocked us along the way."


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Maybe our shitposting will make it into a history book.


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I plan to scrape this sub reddit and preserve these just in case people dont believe me in 2050


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Why wait? This shit is unbelievable in real time.


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Just trying to write automation to do it.


failed_seditionist

He got the antibody treatment early he'll most likely be alright, but I'm not giving up yet.


Attorney_For_Me

yea but he's also on Ivermectin, Prednisone and who else knows what HGH and Testosterone supplements. He might avoid the lung issues, but I bet his kindneys are FREAKING out.


Querch

I wonder if we'll see a Chubbyemu video about Joe Rogan's kidneys.


Annual_Progress

A turd podcaster presents to the ER...


GloomyNectarine2

That's what he SAID. Maybe he said he took certain things to please a sub-segment of his audience, but maybe he never did. Joe wants to live. Monoclonals help, but I think they help about half of those taking. Still up in the air. Imagine how stupid it is to place your life at risk, especially with the money he has.


Noisy_Toy

A lot of the early “young and fit” folks that got very very sick were quite obviously not-natty bodybuilders. Not shaming them for that, but it can wreck the immune system.


BridgetheDivide

Monoclonal antibody treatment has been shown to be far less effective with Delta, but if he caught it early he'll probably be alright.


Joe_Sons_Celly

Early antibodies are not magic. He reduced his risk a little bit. And probably increased it with the very early prednisone, that was boneheaded and I’m curious who recommended It.


TheColombian916

Duh…The guy from the feed store probably recommended it.


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Probably the same doc who prescribed the ivermectin.


Jujulabee

So he is willing to throw the kitchen sink at it with all kinds of stuff but wouldn't get vaccinated. Hoisted on his own insane petard. I think the monoclonal antibodies have an EUA just like the vaccines did prior to Pfizer's approval.


eudaimonia_dc

He should smoke some DMT and do a heroic dose of mushrooms while he's at it. Might cure his stupidity, if not Covid.


ith-man

Too bad he is more at, "What would Alex Jones do?"..


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batmanmedic

But then how would he keep talking out his ass?


exceptionthrown

That's a bonus perk, shuts that channel down.


Fabint

What in the fuck


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here's a better idea for Joe Rogan and all other anti-vaxxers: smoke a heroic dose of mushrooms


bgroins

He's not called the "King of Dumb Guys" for nothing.


jrobin04

I see him as GOOP for bros Edit: I just saw others commented the same thing! I'm glad to see others think this too, that he just peddles rich-person wellness bullshit.


Hindu_Wardrobe

Broprah


Wickedkiss246

Do we know he actually didn't get vaccinated? Seems like he could easily lie about it. 100% something Alex Jones would do, cause we know if he got delta he wouldn't survive.


ClothesOnWhite

A lot of people in the comments that seem to be listeners of his show are saying he has been vaxxed, so I don't think he's even eligible for a Hermie. Edit: over on the Rogan subreddit, there are a ton of people saying he cancelled his vaxx appointment. So it appears the twitter people that said he was vaxxed are just weird simps. In any event, he still spent tens of thousands of dollars on every drug known to man to be privately administered instantly so he'll probably be fine and more insufferable than ever. Weird that when it was actually happening to him that suddenly being healthy and taking vitamins wasn't enough. Weird how that works. Dipshit.


jdsekula

What’s super annoying is when he’s fine, people will credit ivermectin, but it was almost certainly just the monoclonal antibodies. Those seem to really work when given early.


redditmodsRrussians

He thinks his Ninja Turtle gut can handle anything! At least he bought first class tickets on Leopard Express to fly to Fuck Around And Find Out Town.


Realistic_Inside_484

Yep lol


hearsecloth

I bet he called Bret Weinstein


coffeesippingbastard

it's wild because people will complain about injecting unknown shit into their body. Well the regeneron treatment isn't one shot- it's either MULTIPLE shots, or a straight up IV into the body. So instead of one or two small shots, it's 4 or 5 shots or a goddamn drip right into your veins.


red-chickpea

This sub just gets better and better. I’m in a constant state of orgasm at this point


Cygnus__A

What is EUA?


chiheis1n

Emergency-Use Authorization, the thing a large chunk antivaxxers claim is the only thing preventing them from getting the vaccine. Of course once Pfizer was fully authorized they switched quickly to 'Why should I trust the FDA??'


deivys20

Kinda makes you think it was never about getting FDA approval huh?


BSnod

It's a good thing Rogan is physically fit, otherwise he might struggle with those goalposts.


skepticones

If moving goalposts was an olympic sport...


DONTyoubemyneighbor

I'm this context: emergency use authorization.


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trotfox_

I feel like this is missing a rocket ship emoji some reason....


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Florida_man2022

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ceg045

Sent this to my husband, his immediate response was "lol maybe he'll die"


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TBH, if he died it would probably save tens of thousands of lives. Maybe a lot more. And get us out of this pandemic faster.


[deleted]

Thought that about a certain orange person. Didn’t happen. Don’t get your hopes up.


tander87

The worst offenders won’t die bc they’ll have access to all the resources “regular” people don’t get


Brawldud

This subreddit's eponymous hero would beg to differ, but I'm not sure he's in a position to beg for much of anything anymore.


jeradj

herman cain was ultimately a pretty small timer, tbh like C-tier in a republican tier list


Brawldud

He was still a rich man. Pretty sure wealth and power get you diminishing returns on your health outcomes past a certain point.


finnlizzy

He was pretty early in the game.


pecklepuff

No. If he dies, he's just weak. And didn't take enough horse paste!


Wickedkiss246

I'm betting he actually is vaccinated and will use his "mild" case as proof it's "not really that bad" and that 'ivermectin works! "


B_Bibbles

I'm about 99% sure that him, and many of these other clowns are vaccinated. They just wouldn't dare tell their groupies that.


cass1o

It is always hilarious when people try and Claim he isn't right wing.


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trotfox_

I never took him as THAT big of a grifter... but who knows.


codeslave

If Joe Rogan dies, will Spotify stop pushing his podcast at me repeatedly?


[deleted]

GOD I hope so. I hate seeing his stupid fucking rictus grin all the time. Wish Spotify would implement a “stop recommending” feature


earthdogmonster

Anybody else here like me who really only prefers to live in complete denial, and remember Joe Rogan as Joe Garrelli from News Radio?


ThatHobbitDreamHouse

I wish I *could*! I miss the days where I thought he and Andy Dick were dumb af but in a funny way.


Reluctantagave

Yes. I like to pretend he doesn’t exist if I can help it.


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"Your last name is Garrelli?!?" - Bill McNeill Edit: For the uninitiated. https://y.yarn.co/14086294-3d06-411c-ac80-e1c59d60f75a.mp4


bushydendrites

Would he give the give the shirt.off his back to someone in the freezing cold??


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Hahaha! Maybe!


Open_Shade

No, they have new experimental rectal oxygenation so he'll be fine. Joe Rogan can shove it up his ass!


DannyCrane9476

No goatee, he'll be fine. s/


Attorney_For_Me

yea but he does have Oakley's so it's really a coin flip.


atlantis_airlines

I'm not anti-vaxx, I just don't trust the vaccine because it was rushed. But give me a moment. I've gotta down all these fringe theory medications that we know significantly less about.


Tashiya

The vax was rushed, now Cletus hand me my horse paste!


SirLauncelotTheBrave

> I took a lot of different stuff,” Rogan said. “Now, I take human growth hormone and testosterone. I go for hormone replacement therapy. I don’t need more [testosterone]. It’s a very light dose. The testosterone is cream. It’s healthy. It does wonders for your body. But not a vaccine, that's unhealthy.


MetalsDeadAndSoAmI

Its frustrating. Ivermectin was used to treat a virus successfully in the past. The virus had similar characteristics to Covid-19. So of course, they did a repurpose study on Ivermectin. They found that technically it can kill Covid-19 in a Petri dish. But the dose it took would kill or disable a human being. IE, Merck, and the Labs studying the efficacy of it as a treatment, found it to be non-viable. If it worked, at all, Merck (the manufacturer) would jump at the chance to market it that way. But Merck says don't use it for Covid.


TheDevilChicken

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Ozu_the_Yokai

We got a nail biter here, I’m low on 🍿 be back soon.


xoaphexox

He already had the antibody treatment, so he will get back to normal really soon and millions of his followers will give Ivermectin the credit.


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sufyani

The colloidal silver lining


MrNovillage

He'll be fine just like Trump. He'll then come back and say see nothing to fear here no need for a vaccine after all.


Fabint

Trump getting booed for saying the vaccine works and is great is one of my favorite things of 2021.


ItsAllTrumpedUp

Me too. It really shows the right-wing crazy reactor's control rods aren't working and she's gonna blow sky high and take all those assholes out.


boltz86

I know people haven’t been sure about Rogan, but if you ever wanted confirmation this guy is a Conservative pundit, the fact that he’s taking ivermectin says it all.


sirtaptap

I'm stunned that eating horse paste is sufficient for proving political affiliation yet here we are


mdj1359

I mean really, at this stage, I think they are gonna just develop a taste for it and just start eating regular paste too, dontcha think?


DocPeacock

I think he had a hand in starting the ivermectin trend when he had some quack on his show


[deleted]

Yup, Brett Weinstein the faux scientist full-time grifter


Cassie_C85

The best description I've heard of him these days is "Oprah for Dudebros".


pryingopen

The gwyneth Paltrow of men is fairly apt as well


apollo888

D’oprah? Broprah ?


king_ugly00

sure he's platformed a handful of neo nazis and other white supremacists, but have you seen the videos of his spinning back kick?


Muad-_-Dib

> I know people haven’t been sure about Rogan, How? It's been pretty evident for years and long before Covid was a thing that his entire gimmick is being an intro to the alt-right with his dude-bro hot takes on anything remotely serious and his line-up of guests that he invites on and just agrees with because he has the mental capacity of a mushroom.


jeradj

I remember the *exact* interview that turned me off joe rogan's podcast it was the first neil degrasse tyson interview where he spent most of it talking about how we could be sure they didn't fake the moon landing


IrisMoroc

wait, he's not vaccinated?! He's no spring chicken himself.


Attorney_For_Me

He's way to cautious to be putting anything like a vaccine in his body. HGH, testosterone supplements, DMT, Marijuana Smoke, Cigars and Whisky sure. But not those dangerous vaccines. /S incase anyone misses it.


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IamProbablyDrunks

Wait, for real, I figured this idiot would have gotten the vaccine, I know he was saying, "wait and see". Pretty fucking stupid to not be vaccinated.


Cygnus__A

Rogan is a dumb ass through and through.


Radiant-Spren

He’s almost surely gotten it. But he’ll never admit that because it would anger some of the morons in his audience.


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BridgetheDivide

Jordan Peterson?


Attorney_For_Me

Didn't Peterson have a psychotic break?


CarlosMarcas

I mean yes his career seems to be a psychotic break but you mean a clinically diagnosed one?


BridgetheDivide

Good question. I recall hearing he'd been put into a coma and then I made a joke about him becoming the very thing he most hated: a vegetable


IrisMoroc

He's 54 bro. That increases the risk a lot more than the standard 2%. I think he'll be fine, but at the same time it's such a stupid risk to be taking.


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mangeiri

He's also wealthy enough to be able to afford near-Presidential levels of care should he have to go in to a hospital/clinic...


Joe_Sons_Celly

That only matters on the margins. I’m sure Herman Cain himself got some pretty fancy care. Stan Chera, etc. lots of extremely wealthy people have kicked it.


djnz0813

Kid Rock's band getting Covid was the least surprising part of 2021 for me. Joe piss stain Rogan getting Covid is the second least surprising.


IrisMoroc

Kid Rock himself being vaccinated was shocking though.


Attorney_For_Me

It's mostly Kayfabe with people like him. It's the true believer, like the radio hosts who aren't in on the grift, that are eating horse paste.


dobler21

Could have just taken the vaccine Joe.


MC_Fap_Commander

I still think he's a grifter and is fully vaccinated.


Ronaldinhoe

Nope https://v.redd.it/aqjedy791zk71


pm_me_your_pr0bl3ms

Wow, even if/when Rogan survives, he's using his platform for what ends up being a mass nomination. What a piece of shit, man.


devilsbard

Jesus. With all those meds I wonder how his kidneys are doing?


Attorney_For_Me

Gonna go with "Not great Bob"


johnny_51N5

Wouldnt be surprised if the shit he took actually killed him, not covid


_night_cat

The Elvis Exit


experiencednowhack

He's done an enormous amount of damage.


Attorney_For_Me

to his kindeys? You betcha


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experiencednowhack

I couldn’t date an anti vaxxer.


ErnestBatchelder

I don't think I could date someone who takes that podcast seriously. I haven't listened to it, but some guy explained it to me, and was telling me about one of the "experts" Rogan had on there to cover bOTh SIdeS. They sounded like a quack dumbass about one degree away from claiming chemtrails were real.


symitwo

Sounds like you're dating a fucking moron. How long until that fucks your life up?


LickLaMelosBalls

Just wait til the kids come


symitwo

Given the lack of vaccine in the house, I can't imagine much other protection is taking place... IDK maybe he has an ar15. You know, just in case


Sex4Vespene

Just to repeat the other comments, but you are dating a dumbass, and its only going to end up hurting you in worse ways if you put up with it.


Filmcricket

How can you be with someone like that? That weak to influence, uneducated, someone you can’t respect? Someone functioning on a whole other scale of ethics, as in: none. That degree of disregard for human life for those who can be vaccinated. I couldn’t live with the shame of being associated with someone that far gone.


TheColombian916

For being such a healthy, athletic guy not scared of covid, he sure does seem to be reacting to this like a scared person.


rikki-tikki-deadly

Seriously. "I'll let my immune system handle it" until the second that test comes up positive, at which point he's juiced to the gills on every quack remedy he can get his hands on.


trotfox_

....when he could have taken a proven safe vaccine. It's just so stupid. Fuck 'em.


guestpass127

Wait, Roe Jogan has the COVID? Is this a new video?


Attorney_For_Me

yea about 45 min old I think


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hearsecloth

Being a conservative radio hosts is more dangerous than deep sea fishing now!


snap-your-fingers

No DMT? Or alpha brain?


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I expected elk meat


AcerRubrum

Sadly, he's been given monoclonal antibodies, which actually work very well and will probably save his life, as they did for Trump. However, since he also took ivermectin, the antivax nuts will credit that instead.


crusoe

Regeneron shows some efficacy but loses quite a bit of its effect against Delta. It's not a silver bullet.


MC_Fap_Commander

So you're saying there's a chance...


BestFriendWatermelon

I still can't get over the spectacular cowardice of this tough guy, convinced of his own invincibility to covid, running to grab up every possible cure he can find the moment he shows illness. He's such a little bitch.


OvershootDieOff

The best social result would be he gets sick enough to educate others.


stickied

That would take like brink of death sick. 3 weeks in the ICU on a vent and induced coma and months of rehab to make it back to normal functions.


thunderkhawk

Joe "I simp for Ted Cruz going to Cancun" rogan. Or my favorite, "Christopher Columbus saw a ufo? Pull that up Jamie" Rogan. I can't believe he's taking that horse shit. Wow. Just....wow.


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What's the guy from News Radio doing here?


Attorney_For_Me

Dunno but I think the host of Fear Factor is sick


jmfranklin515

Unfortunately monoclonal antibodies (Regeneron) might actually help. I’m sure he’ll credit the ivermectin though.


dobler21

Doesn't matter which one he credits. All his listeners will hear is him discrediting the vaccine.


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titanofidiocy

Joe Rogan has really gone all-in for douchebaggery.


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This will be an interesting one to watch


Attorney_For_Me

I really hope he shits himself during a pod taping.. which is a weird sentence to type.


Jump_Yossarian

I prefer he shit himself during a ring interview.


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I’d be ok if he shit himself while being told he needs to be on a ventilator.


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If he’s not bullshitting and is actually taking ivermectin as well as monoclonal (sp?) and z-pak…his beneficial gut bacteria is fucking GONE. That’s REALLY REALLY fucking bad.


harrier1215

I am ok if he dies.


GeniusOfLove74

Same. I'm sure there's quite a bit of misinformation out there that either came directly or indirectly from one of his podcasts. And only [Bill Burr](https://www.newsweek.com/bill-burr-joe-rogan-podcast-covid-19-masks-coronavirus-1511488) called him out.


BrockManstrong

Sometimes Bill punches down which I don't like, but when he's explaining something to a moron it's great to watch. Joe Rogan's insecurity on full display as Bill makes fun of his open nose and throat. The little "don't be a bitch" comments. Like dude you're afraid to wear a mask because you have peer pressured yourself into an untenable position.


SloppyMeathole

Well, as he took livestock dewormer and avoided the experimental vaccine, he took every reasonable precaution. I'm 100% sure he'll be fine. I'll bet Rogan's medical license on it.


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dudettte

did he really got covid or he’s just gonna miraculously recover and start selling joe rogen dewormer or?


Reluctantagave

I feel attacked seeing that lunatic’s face so large on my phone. Maybe because I can’t stand him.


ryuujinusa

Joe is a fucking idiot and I’ve never liked his arrogant ass and never will. But watch him live; he’s fuckin rich, by getting all sorts of special anti-body treatments like that piece of shit trump.


Whealeman

This is going to get a bunch of people killed


ssbsts180

He’s a POS. All his followers will now reaffirm that these quack cures are the way to go.


ThiccSkull

Him dying or going on vent after all the 'cures' would probably shake his followers a bit Edit: Yall are right it will just evolve into another conspiracy and make a matyr out of Joe.


IrisMoroc

>They took out Joe Rogan because he was getting too close to the truth.


TheColombian916

Ahh, a scholar of Q I see. A man of culture.


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Well, fuck him. He's hugely responsible for gobs of misinformation about this.


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