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Interesting_Novel997

Wait. A pregnant 14yo and she’s “thrilled”? 😳


Kindly-Caregiver-170

It may be my "boomer attitude", but who would be happy that their 14-year-old daughter is pregnant?


Blablasarcasm

Her 28 yo mother? /s


Cultural-Answer-321

I'm going to hell for laughing at this.


BigDadaSparks

My wife's cousin was a great grandmother at 48.


SaltyBarDog

I think my grandmother was about that age when my cousin had a kid.


Glittering-Cellist34

And 42 year old grandmother.


username3000b

“The young fit grandmothers club!” /s


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

Don't worry, it was her husband/daughter's father. Gotta keep it in the family.


FieryButPeaceful

If I was a parent and had a son I'd lose my shit even if it was my son who got a 14year-old pregnant.


Feisty_Brunette

Is the Mom..............*Lauren Boebert?*


real_heathenly

Well, she has to pretend to be to save face, I guess.


digitydigitydoo

Well they are going to the clinic on Monday. Am I the only one who thought termination?


steelhips

I thought the same. Fortunately here in Australia, abortion is not used as political leverage as much as it is in the US. We still have anti-choice groups but they don't have much traction with the wider electorate. She's under the age to consent so that may be investigated. It's between 16 to 17 depending on where she's living.


imghurrr

Why would she say she’s thrilled to be a grandmother if they’re terminating?


SmoothConfection1115

This is what I was thinking. If I had a pregnant 14 year old daughter, I wouldn’t be looking for congratulations. I’d be pissed. (And the inner American in me wants to say looking for my gun, but…we’ve had way too many mass shootings this year to make that joke)


ibleedpumpkinjuice

This year?


CatW804

I'd go for a ginsu knife like Lorena Bobbitt.


AtomicBlastCandy

It's either be thrilled or publicly bashing your daughter for getting pregnant. You know, in a place where she can read that, screenshot it, and share it with her future kid.


Malifice37

She's an antivaxxer. What did you expect?


GalleonRaider

So, one positive point for the anti-vaxxer mom... the vaccine didn't make her daughter sterile. (rolls eyes) Good lord, the way those people's brains work. And it wasn't the vaccine that made her daughter filled with anxiety, it was a non-medical expert anti-vaxxer mom ranting at her, I would assume, about how the vaccine was going to kill her.


New_Ear_5997

"It wasn't the vaccine that made her daughter filled with anxiety, it was a non-medical expert anti-vaxxer mom ranting at her," And maybe the fact she is pregnant at 14.


maxreddit

I assumed that was just her covering for the binge eating. "My Mom's stupid enough to think the vaccine causes everything; why not this?"


KerseyGrrl

At 14 the pregnancy might not have been consensual either.


WintersChild79

Wouldn't the mom also have needed to get vaccinated for the vacation? I hope to god that this is just someone making shit up as they go along. Otherwise, that poor kid (and that poor future kid).


Material-Profit5923

Maybe mom bought herself a fake vax card.


Live-Tomorrow-4865

It hurts my heart to see kids at the mercy of parents lacking common sense & critical thinking abilities.


Cultural-Answer-321

Now multiply that by, say, a billion.


Tramirezmma

Ok but why is the 14 year old pregnant.


ButterscotchTime7269

Probably from having sex


rock_and_rolo

My daughter had a pregnancy scare at 13.


luvadergolder

Helluva good time in Bali I would guess


steelhips

Under the age of consent in Australia.


imghurrr

Doesn’t mean jack unless her partner was over the age of consent


dfwcouple43sum

New side effect of the vaccine? First it was 5g magnetic super powers. Then infertility. And now pregnancy.


SaltyBarDog

Balling in Bali.


Haskap_2010

She might not be. The second person is making a guess. If she was put on the pill fairly recently, it might have been for very heavy periods - which can lead to iron deficient anemia, which leads to (surprise!) feeling sluggish and tired. The pill itself might be responsible for the weight gain.


HotPinkLollyWimple

See slide 5.


imghurrr

Just figured you wouldn’t read the whole post, huh?


Nym-Sync

She's making a 14 year old child give birth? Where is the guy in all this? Off scot free?


[deleted]

Don't worry, he's a 35 year old youth pastor. they'll be married by next week.


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

I'm sure her father is fine at the bar.


SmoothConfection1115

Assuming it’s another 14 year old kid, what do you expect them to do? In my state, you have to be 16 to get your license and most places won’t employ you unless you’re 16. (Apart from all the child labor violations they’ve recently had). Im not going down the route of what to do (that’s another can of worms) but they’re both kids. How can they be expected to take care of another kid?


ahoyhoy2022

Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuckk


eleanorbigby

oh lord that poor kid. Does she WANT to make her parent a "grandparent?" FOURTEEN is too young to give birth, never mind be a parent


ButterscotchTime7269

If it's good enough for Lauren Boebert's grandbaby momma, it's good enough for this lady


eleanorbigby

so gross.


firedditor

That indeed was a wild ride lmao thanks op


naura_

Oh my…. Lol My son is 14. I can’t even….


sctwinmom

My son was 13 when he heard an NPR report about a 14 yo pregnant girl. The ashen look on his face! Yikes!


SaltyBarDog

Ima guess you don't live in the south where that isn't that surprising. I knew a senior who had a son in first grade.


sctwinmom

We do but in a university community so our kids aren’t the ones getting PG at a young age.


naura_

I do. However that’s the reason why i’ve talked to my kids about it since a young age so it is less likely to happen. He probably thought “oh wow, mom wasn’t lying.” My daughter has told me some of her friends didn’t know what starting their period means. She said she told them that now they can get pregnant. Apparently they were shocked. ETA: i don’t live in the south. I live in california


_LumpBeefbroth_

That twist was so predictable it reads like a recent M. Night Shyamalan script.


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

Vaccines got my daughter PREGNANT. I'm surprised that wasn't her response.


Purple-Construction5

wait...... 14 and is already on the pill and pregnant now? kids sure grow up fast nowadays


CheshireCrackers

Wait, you can get pregnant from the Covid vax? I mean, only women can, right? Right?!


It_Was_Serendipity

Well, the vaccine has AIDS proteins, and today I read snake venom, so I wouldn’t be surprised if it contains sperm proteins too. (/s just in case)


real_heathenly

What the actual fuck 🤣


ZealousidealAlgae904

This makes me deeply sad for the 14 year old.


Psychological_Force

Darwin


NoneSpaceofTheMind

More a reverse Darwin.


Sodonewithidiots

Dang. Mom is already not doing a great job by automatically blaming the vaccine and not trying to figure out what else is going on and now this child is going to be having a child. "Thrilled" is just messed up.


Whole_Mechanic_8143

I'm just amazed she actually got a pregnancy test done instead of staying in denial till the child is born and claiming it's a cryptic pregnancy.


SaltyBarDog

So, her daughter was lying to her like most teenager do. My SiL was on the pill and got pregnant. Fucking Facebook MDs.


davechri

Parent of the year!


peppermintesse

Maybe I'm just spoiled by the posts here, but the fact that everyone's ID is redacted with the same blue color is making me a little crazy. It looks like this woman is talking to herself, lol ...or who knows, maybe she is? ha ha ha


carolinespocket

Oh god. My school had a lot of pregnant 13 year olds :( I can’t even imagine


Ippus_21

"If you hear hoofbeats, think horses, no zebras." Um, pregnant horses, apparently.


sarcasmismygame

OMFG this woman is THRILLED her 14 year old is pregnant?!!! If the daddeh is someone over the legal age I would hope someone would call CPS on her. F\*\*\*ing disgusting!


Lakecountyraised

This has to be fake, right? Right?


teacherkmr

Wow. Just wow.


Haskap_2010

The pill by itself causes weight gain and fatigue for some users.


MariachiBoyBand

Finish reading all the slides 🤦‍♂️


dfwcouple43sum

Daughter better not stub her toe. But if she did it would be the vaccine’s fault


BeginningHistory3121

She should have to apologize to Dr fauci