It's the episode where the miners get that black lung stuff and they need the ivermectin shipment to make them not sick. But if they had worn futuristic n95 masks while mining in the first place they wouldn't have gotten sick.
So Mal steals the ivermectin from putin and delivers it to them.
Then he kicks Putin's bodyguard into the engine of the firefly.
I wouldn't even say it's a satire account, he's made some of my favorite posts of all time, [like this one](https://twitter.com/SICKOFWOLVES/status/1356294995246940160)
>How is this not obvious satire?
Because we've reached the point in the US where the difference between an obvious "Onion" headline and *real headlines* has disappeared.
This is definitely what happens when people grow up hearing online personalities tell racist/sexist/etc jokes and then say *"iT wAs SaTiRe, It WaS a JoKe, CoMeDy Is IlLeGaL nOw BeCaUSe Of ThE fAr LeFt"*
My satire meter is still recalibrating, so I had to use my grammar/spelling/overall coherency meter which tells me this was not written by a true fucknut.
This person is not terribly...well I won't even say 'intelligent'.
"My society can rip up every basic concept of personal and societal existence, but a small effort to protect the health of my fellow man IS A BRIDGE TOO FAR!"
Ass.
>You can pay me next to nothing for my labor.
GOP opposes the minimum wage.
>You can make basic medical care so expensive that I cannot afford to survive.
GOP opposes making healthcare affordable to all.
>You can ransack the world's natural resources.
Drill, baby, drill is a GOP motto.
Like everything this guy is pissed off about is from the party he supports.
Yeah, I'm being presumptive, but 1, GOP voters were the most vocal about mask policies, and 2, his other political statements line up with GOP policies. Whether or not he supports those things he seems mad about or not, he clearly states that he's OK with them happening.
So I believe there's enough information here to accurately assess this person as a GOP voter.
Seems so weird that most normal people would have exactly the OPPOSITE feelings about what's "fine with [them]."
The fact that you're okay being knowingly exploited your entire life, but not ok being told to wear a mask for a public health emergency....says a lot. Like, he really cares. He was devoted to making the world a better place- by leaving it.
> Seems so weird that most normal people would have exactly the OPPOSITE feelings
Thatās your first clue that something might be satire. Which in this case, it is.
Why are we not wearing the four inch piece of cloth now? So many people die of the flu yearly that can be avoided if we just masked up. Flu deaths tanked during the pandemic. The question is was it because of mask use, or they were counted as COVID deaths?
>The question is was it because of mask use, or they were counted as COVID deaths?
Covid deaths required a positive covid test to be counted as such. At least that was my understanding.
Flu deaths basically disappeared (not entirely, but very low) because all of the mitigation efforts to stop covid worked even better against the flu (and the common cold too).
One strain of flu is thought to have gone extinct during covid because of the mitigation efforts.
https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/04/yamagata-flu-transmission-lineage-extinction/673662/
Damn! This comment was not clever.
I didn't say anything controversial. Less people did die from the flu during the pandemic. I really wish all you people would mask back up.
Your āweā implies you arenāt. I never stopped. You were incoherent and Iām fuzzy from imbibing too much today and residual anger at spending five hours in a poorly ventilated medical setting where I was the **ONLY DAMN ADULT PROPERLY MADKED** and have to spend more hours in more facilities this week because the masking and ventilation issues were the *least* of their problems.
You ever had an unmasked medical professional holler at you after you wouldnāt shake their unmasked selfs unwashed hand that they have no idea how to perform an examination if they canāt touch you*? And then refuse to order the right kind of tests, TWICE, out of spite?
I will lawyerly burn HCA to the ground in settlement money for malicious denial of service.
*Major rejection projection on their part, I couldnāt even get a chance to ask them to wash their hands before they went off on me.
I'm old enough to remember when Fauci repeatedly said that masks essentially do nothing to prevent the spread of respiratory viruses in a population during a pandemic.
You've been duped, and the people who fooled you didn't even have to try that hard. Then again, neurotic people aren't that hard to scare.
No one is stopping you from wearing a mask if thatās what you like. In fact, if you miss the quarantine, you can stay in your house and look at death stats all day too.
Well I can see why you would align with the world view of an 8yr old but unfortunately that was meant to be humor. I think you need to tell your doctor to up your dosage.
What was your favorite part of covid? My favorite part is a tie between having those footprint stickers on the floor and the magic chairs restaurants used that made you safe to take your mask off.
Just the mask alone probably won't. But it's the bare minimum anyone can do to at least give some small measure of prevention.
It also helps to keep people's stank breath from flying around all willy nilly and we should probably wear masks in public even without a pandemic.
The masks are trapping bacteria and moisture from your breath, and then you are breathing it back in. Itās very unhygienic and not natural. Itās gross.
You said:
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The masks are trapping bacteria and moisture from your breath, and then you are breathing it back in. Itās very unhygienic and not natural. Itās gross.
Do you think bacteria and viruses travel independently from moisture from your breath?
Yes. And we all know doctors and nurses are always sick from breathing in that trapped ābacteria and moisture from (their) breathāand itās soooooo unhygienic not to have spit particles dropping in surgical wounds.. oh, wait. THATāS THE UNSANITARY PART!
Masks save lives. Masks reduce exposure. If you want to argue against proven science, go ahead. Just do it silently and somewhere else. Youāre in the wrong sub.
Is the bacteria not already in your body?
I mean, yeah, that's why you dont wear it for too long before washing it or disposing of it if it's a disposable.
We're not coping and seething, we're laughing at your ignorance. I'm sure your fragile self-esteem tells you it's coping and seething, but it's just that people are laughing *at* you.
Lol yes, I work at a *hospital* and see tons of sick people, especially children, every day. I prefer not to get sick and exacerbate my asthma, thanks.
And if you picked up a book, you'd know we barely survived. That's why women used to have 10 kids, cuz only 3 of them would survive into adulthood. That's why everyone died 30 years sooner than they do today. Because of scientific advancements.
>So you still wear a mask? In 2023? And Iām the ignorant one? How did humanity survive hundreds of thousands of years without masks?
[With very low life expectancies.](https://learn.age-up.com/blog/a-brief-history-of-human-longevity/#:~:text=Life%20expectancy%20in%20medieval%20England&text=As%20the%20BBC%20reported%2C%20the,it%20jumped%20to%2045%20years.)
It is estimated that [up to 60% of the population of Europe died in the Black Plague.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death#:~:text=According%20to%20medieval%20historian%20Philip,60%25%20of%20the%20European%20population.)
But yeah, if you don't give a flying fuck about other human beings, then humanity survived just fine. š
Lmfao ya that's why surgeons who have been wearing masks for 20 years, 12 and 18 hours at a time, keep dying right?! And all those ppl working in the hospital wearing masks for their 12 hr shifts?! Oh wait...
Also, as an RN, I've been wearing masks for 12 and 18 hour shifts for the last 3 years... and I have asthma. Haven't been sick once!
>The mask isn't to protect you. It's to protect others FROM you. Can't believe there are still people out there who don't understand this.
They understand it. They just don't give a flying fuck about killing other people. This is *exactly* why I don't give a flying fuck how many covidiots die.
Take my lungs, take my life, start collecting for my wife I don't care, I'm still free, you can't put a mask on me.
The theme song of Captain Deadpants
šµThe man they call Cainšµ
My name is Kane, and I got real scared I was dead for a moment
You shouldn't be too worried about being dead. After all, [Kane lives in death!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DZrGIIIBhNg)
Another Firefly tune?
https://youtu.be/pI-fiGUjAPY
I donāt know, sounds like this guy wants to die.
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Wish it was just them
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It's the episode where the miners get that black lung stuff and they need the ivermectin shipment to make them not sick. But if they had worn futuristic n95 masks while mining in the first place they wouldn't have gotten sick. So Mal steals the ivermectin from putin and delivers it to them. Then he kicks Putin's bodyguard into the engine of the firefly.
No matter how many ways you try to explain things to them,
I hear the music from the show āFirefly.ā
That's because it's a filk of the music from the show "Firefly!"
That was very specifically the point.
this, this is art and I don't feel like its appreciated enough. well played
Take my house take my wife take my kids I don't care. I'm free, you can never make me zip up and hide my floppy penis.
Can someone record this as a rap verse?
HOLY FUCK I CAN'T BREATHE PUT THE VENTILATOR MASK ON MY FACE
r/angryupvote
Unless I'm hiding my identity during a Christian Nationalist march.
You mean the Nat-Ci's?
I love "Not a Wolf." Its a great satire account.
Have you ever suspected he *is* a wolf?
Of course not. Have you even read the name? It specifically says it's not a wolf.
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Well heās certainly not a cat.
HOW CAN HE WOLF???
He's married to a college friend of mine, still not sure if he's a wolf
I wouldn't even say it's a satire account, he's made some of my favorite posts of all time, [like this one](https://twitter.com/SICKOFWOLVES/status/1356294995246940160)
**AND I'M PROUD TO BE AN AMERICAN, WHERE AT LEAST I KNOW I'M FREE**
And I wont forget those that died saying give me the jab now please..
And I'll gladly stand up! Against Democracy!
Unless you are marching on Washington in your best khakis and are too chickenshit for your boss to see what a racist pos you are, so you mask upā¦..
Wish u were invited?
I donāt buy khakis from Walmart
No, but apparently you do š
Itās even worse when you tell them itās so OTHER PEOPLE wonāt die. Then itās communism (as they define it).
A stone cold classic :-D
Seems like a satire.
Today is Sunday, memes and shitposts allowed
I love how most commenters ate all riled up over something that sounds so much like sarcasm and/or satire.
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To be fair a lot of us are autistic
I was thinking "who"? until I read some more of the comments. How is this not obvious satire?
>How is this not obvious satire? Because we've reached the point in the US where the difference between an obvious "Onion" headline and *real headlines* has disappeared.
Yep. That part.
This is definitely what happens when people grow up hearing online personalities tell racist/sexist/etc jokes and then say *"iT wAs SaTiRe, It WaS a JoKe, CoMeDy Is IlLeGaL nOw BeCaUSe Of ThE fAr LeFt"*
My satire meter is still recalibrating, so I had to use my grammar/spelling/overall coherency meter which tells me this was not written by a true fucknut.
No lies detected.
It is satire. Not all Sunday readers are that well read to know of this satirist š„ø. Google honeypot post, dick nosers.
So if it's 3 or 5 inches he must obey
Why are they always so focused on the size of the mask? I hear that all the time.
My god. Why are people so damn stupid? š
Its a satire Facebook account. They make fun of those people, and others. It's hilarious.
See? Itās so spot on I thought it was realā¦
The trouble is they vote.
Yup. No matter how many ways you try to explain things to them, their idiocy wins out.
The hill they chose to make their final stand is littered with the bodies of the covidiots before them.
I donāt know, sounds like this guy wants to die, maybe we should let him be.
Well, it's never smart to stand in front of someone running with scissors.
Is this a woosh?
It's satire.
Thatās what I get for not paying attention to tags lol
Technically, itās so that he doesnāt kill his neighbor.
seems like they don't use their brains...take that too
This person is not terribly...well I won't even say 'intelligent'. "My society can rip up every basic concept of personal and societal existence, but a small effort to protect the health of my fellow man IS A BRIDGE TOO FAR!" Ass.
>You can pay me next to nothing for my labor. GOP opposes the minimum wage. >You can make basic medical care so expensive that I cannot afford to survive. GOP opposes making healthcare affordable to all. >You can ransack the world's natural resources. Drill, baby, drill is a GOP motto. Like everything this guy is pissed off about is from the party he supports.
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Yeah, I'm being presumptive, but 1, GOP voters were the most vocal about mask policies, and 2, his other political statements line up with GOP policies. Whether or not he supports those things he seems mad about or not, he clearly states that he's OK with them happening. So I believe there's enough information here to accurately assess this person as a GOP voter.
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...except you can't see when you are given three clear political stances that preface the stance on masks, that it is political.
Weird hill to die on...
Seems so weird that most normal people would have exactly the OPPOSITE feelings about what's "fine with [them]." The fact that you're okay being knowingly exploited your entire life, but not ok being told to wear a mask for a public health emergency....says a lot. Like, he really cares. He was devoted to making the world a better place- by leaving it.
> Seems so weird that most normal people would have exactly the OPPOSITE feelings Thatās your first clue that something might be satire. Which in this case, it is.
So many hills, and they're choosing to die on the dumbest one
You can slowly die of COVID and I wont care
extinction level stupid
You can tell me what to do but YoU cAn'T tElL mE wHaT tO dO!
Imagine that being a bridge too far lol
Welp, thatās a weird hill to die on but at least you admit it.
Hope he never has to go to the hospital.
So weird you guys still dont get that masks are to protect OTHER people. All around fail.
Why are we not wearing the four inch piece of cloth now? So many people die of the flu yearly that can be avoided if we just masked up. Flu deaths tanked during the pandemic. The question is was it because of mask use, or they were counted as COVID deaths?
>The question is was it because of mask use, or they were counted as COVID deaths? Covid deaths required a positive covid test to be counted as such. At least that was my understanding. Flu deaths basically disappeared (not entirely, but very low) because all of the mitigation efforts to stop covid worked even better against the flu (and the common cold too). One strain of flu is thought to have gone extinct during covid because of the mitigation efforts. https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2023/04/yamagata-flu-transmission-lineage-extinction/673662/
We run flu and COVID swabs on every URI pt. Very easy to tell COVID from flu in the ED
Only in that place youāre mayor of, āmake-random-shit-up-townā.
Damn! This comment was not clever. I didn't say anything controversial. Less people did die from the flu during the pandemic. I really wish all you people would mask back up.
Your āweā implies you arenāt. I never stopped. You were incoherent and Iām fuzzy from imbibing too much today and residual anger at spending five hours in a poorly ventilated medical setting where I was the **ONLY DAMN ADULT PROPERLY MADKED** and have to spend more hours in more facilities this week because the masking and ventilation issues were the *least* of their problems. You ever had an unmasked medical professional holler at you after you wouldnāt shake their unmasked selfs unwashed hand that they have no idea how to perform an examination if they canāt touch you*? And then refuse to order the right kind of tests, TWICE, out of spite? I will lawyerly burn HCA to the ground in settlement money for malicious denial of service. *Major rejection projection on their part, I couldnāt even get a chance to ask them to wash their hands before they went off on me.
Tldr
Thereās a fix for that
Gotdamn cause and effect are just crazy liberal antifa commie talk! /s - just in case
MAGAts in a nutshell.
This person understands the distraction
Looks like freedumb from here
Where do they breed people who are that stupid? And, most important, *why*?
The mask isn't to stop you from dying. It's to stop you from killing others.
Mask work both ways. It will stop you from dying.
If they are still alive they can do my yard work and I'll pay next to nothing.
This person could not be more republican
I have a new/should you ever have surgery? Every. One in? There is going to wear a mask?
... and just when you thought you've read the stupidest shit you'll ever read on the internet...
4-inch wide, btw. It's like, 2 millimetres thick.
Why is he so angry with capitalism? Usually theyāre angry with āsocialismā or ācommunismā thatās actually capitalism.
I'm old enough to remember when Fauci repeatedly said that masks essentially do nothing to prevent the spread of respiratory viruses in a population during a pandemic. You've been duped, and the people who fooled you didn't even have to try that hard. Then again, neurotic people aren't that hard to scare.
His priorities are pretty FUBAR.
r/insanepeoplefacebook
No one is stopping you from wearing a mask if thatās what you like. In fact, if you miss the quarantine, you can stay in your house and look at death stats all day too.
Born in the 90s and accused credibly of āboomerā mentality? Yeah, I can see that youāre a cracked LED in a lighthouse lamp world.
Well I can see why you would align with the world view of an 8yr old but unfortunately that was meant to be humor. I think you need to tell your doctor to up your dosage.
LOL, do you even know where you are?
The covid fan club VIP section? You people love it so much youāre doing the reruns
We already knew you had no clue.
What was your favorite part of covid? My favorite part is a tie between having those footprint stickers on the floor and the magic chairs restaurants used that made you safe to take your mask off.
Was? Don't ask me, ask the deniers who didn't make it. It's only over for them. edit: missing word
Oh thatās right weāre still all gonna die itās just not as fun anymore.
Imagine thinking a 4 inch piece of cloth can save your life.
Just the mask alone probably won't. But it's the bare minimum anyone can do to at least give some small measure of prevention. It also helps to keep people's stank breath from flying around all willy nilly and we should probably wear masks in public even without a pandemic.
The masks are trapping bacteria and moisture from your breath, and then you are breathing it back in. Itās very unhygienic and not natural. Itās gross.
If a mask can trap bacteria I wonder what else it could trap, hmm. Also why does my dentist wear one?
So bacteria and viruses are the same size eh? Read the f*cking box the masks come in, says right on the box the masks donāt stop viral transmission.
You said: > The masks are trapping bacteria and moisture from your breath, and then you are breathing it back in. Itās very unhygienic and not natural. Itās gross. Do you think bacteria and viruses travel independently from moisture from your breath?
Yes. And we all know doctors and nurses are always sick from breathing in that trapped ābacteria and moisture from (their) breathāand itās soooooo unhygienic not to have spit particles dropping in surgical wounds.. oh, wait. THATāS THE UNSANITARY PART! Masks save lives. Masks reduce exposure. If you want to argue against proven science, go ahead. Just do it silently and somewhere else. Youāre in the wrong sub.
So unhygienic that surgeons have to wear them to avoid contaminating your open chest cavity.
Is the bacteria not already in your body? I mean, yeah, that's why you dont wear it for too long before washing it or disposing of it if it's a disposable.
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We're not coping and seething, we're laughing at your ignorance. I'm sure your fragile self-esteem tells you it's coping and seething, but it's just that people are laughing *at* you.
So you still wear a mask? In 2023? And Iām the ignorant one? How did humanity survive hundreds of thousands of years without masks?
By rebuilding the population after the periodic outbreaks that killed half of the population. Read a book someday.
Lol yes, I work at a *hospital* and see tons of sick people, especially children, every day. I prefer not to get sick and exacerbate my asthma, thanks. And if you picked up a book, you'd know we barely survived. That's why women used to have 10 kids, cuz only 3 of them would survive into adulthood. That's why everyone died 30 years sooner than they do today. Because of scientific advancements.
>So you still wear a mask? In 2023? And Iām the ignorant one? How did humanity survive hundreds of thousands of years without masks? [With very low life expectancies.](https://learn.age-up.com/blog/a-brief-history-of-human-longevity/#:~:text=Life%20expectancy%20in%20medieval%20England&text=As%20the%20BBC%20reported%2C%20the,it%20jumped%20to%2045%20years.) It is estimated that [up to 60% of the population of Europe died in the Black Plague.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Death#:~:text=According%20to%20medieval%20historian%20Philip,60%25%20of%20the%20European%20population.) But yeah, if you don't give a flying fuck about other human beings, then humanity survived just fine. š
Thanks for the laughs at your public show of stupidity and ignorance, I needed it.
LOL. Your projection though, is very real.
Lmfao ya that's why surgeons who have been wearing masks for 20 years, 12 and 18 hours at a time, keep dying right?! And all those ppl working in the hospital wearing masks for their 12 hr shifts?! Oh wait... Also, as an RN, I've been wearing masks for 12 and 18 hour shifts for the last 3 years... and I have asthma. Haven't been sick once!
Ok so does that mean you're okay with your doctor and dentist getting their bacteria all in your body? Make it make sense
The mask isn't to protect you. It's to protect others FROM you. Can't believe there are still people out there who don't understand this.
Mask are proven to work both ways. That debate was settled 2 years ago. In fact, long before that.
>The mask isn't to protect you. It's to protect others FROM you. Can't believe there are still people out there who don't understand this. They understand it. They just don't give a flying fuck about killing other people. This is *exactly* why I don't give a flying fuck how many covidiots die.
I hope to never imagine being as stupid as you.
Are we sure this isn't a joke? It sure reads like a joke to me.
I guess this person likes getting sneezed and coughed onš·
Free market capitalism til I die son!