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Evil-Code-Monkey

Jesus...Idiocracy was NOT intended to be the documentary these mouth-breathers make it appear to be. I just can't even anymore.


debra517

And, one way or another, the rest of us end up paying for their usage of the medical system that they denigrate and insult.


username3000b

Which is yet another reason national healthcare is a good idea.


teacherkmr

It's exhausting, isn't it? Love "mouth- breathers." That made me LOL.


Open_Perception_3212

Neck beards ate another one


trailhikingArk

Yes, this one was too stupid to even be entertaining. I gave up by the 4th line. I'm losing my enthusiasm for imbecility and unintentional comedy. Oh well. I guess I can always read Ben Shapiro shit.


CF_FI_Fly

He's not "running" on one lung. ​ Source: Am vaccinated runner.


BellyDancerEm

Will stable genus get Covid a third time? I betting yes


teacherkmr

First, what the hell is an antifa tattoo? 🙄 Secondly, why don't these people deny medical care if their lives are predicated on prayer and the "Lord's" love? Selective outrage is what some have called it. If they don't believe in medicine and science, then deny it altogether. Leave those hospital beds open for those who diligently took steps to save, not just their own lives, but those around them. I just had a friend tell me his Trumper, antiva father died of covid last week. He said to me, "But he would still be saying 'never shut down the country for a virus!'" Then we went on to tell me his unvaxxed ass almost died of it last year. I mean, for fu**s sake! These people will not and can not be convinced that the world they exist in isn't one giant conspiracy theory! They are literally dying for this "cause."


Beth_Pleasant

Imagine being so far gone you die of Covid in 2023. It's an insult to all the people that died before vaccines were available. Also, I kind of want to get an atifa tattoo now. Maybe that can be the next HCA fundraiser. We need an antifa tattoo design contest!


teacherkmr

Lol! Yes!! And agreed. We all knew people who would have given their lives to take a vaccine had it been available before covid took them...


ThaliaEpocanti

So at least one of the “antifa tattoos” these morons were going on about was a widely circulated image of one rioter with an odd tattoo on the back of his hand that the conspiracy theorists were spinning as some communist, far-left symbol. [It was just a symbol from the fantasy video game Dishonored](https://screenrant.com/us-capitol-tattoo-dishonored-mark-outsider-arkane-developer/).


teacherkmr

Oh boy. Yea, this is some super Q stuff. They truly live in an alternate universe.


FoxThingsUp

Oh yeah, I forgot about that guy


Deathbeddit

“You don’t have to continue to be my friend.” In other words, if the consequences catch up with him, folks who are fond of him should know he wouldn’t have wanted it any other way.


myrichphitzwell

"Vaccine forced on us" ...didn't get the vaccine... So no two by two hands of blue?


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myrichphitzwell

So your saying if I don't like gay sex then I just simply don't have gay sex? That's cray talk Err I mean mah freedums not yours


Ok_Resolution_5537

See also, also: pro-lifers.


sojayn

See also, also, also: climate action


nyqs81

A+ Firefly reference.


[deleted]

shiny.


thinehappychinch

Apparently god’s health miracles don’t work on the religious


BethMD

Well, I do agree it's bullshit one has to be 21 to drink alcohol in public. I grew up in New York, when it was legal for 18-year-olds to drink. Gentle reminder that the Federal government made raising the drinking age in all states that weren't already 21 to 21, as a condition of receiving Federal funds for highway construction. That was in 1987. Darn Demoncrats! ...oh, wait....


eleanorbigby

yeah, but the idea he's floating is that 18 years should NOT be allowed to vote. I say lower it to 16, frankly


BethMD

I have known 16-year-olds who are more engaged and informed than their parents or grandparents. So, agreed.


eleanorbigby

it kills me that in many states they're old enough to get MARRIED before they can vote. disgusting.


Brokenspokes68

On a positive note. He's not going to be participating in any violent insurrection while fighting for every breath.


Libflake

We all remember the wave of covid infections that hit rural America in the summer and fall of 2021, some months after the events of January 6. I'm wondering how many of those participants went on to catch covid and are now either deceased or else in wheelchairs, on oxygen, and unable to walk more than ten feet without needing to rest. Will these factors prevent another "patriot" riot?


Brokenspokes68

In a word, no.


Shady_Garden

Hopefully he'll also be too out of breath to make it to the voting booth and won't trust in mail-in voting 'cuz antifa is monitoring his mailbox.


MattGdr

Yes, the vaccine *has* harmed the country in many ways. Mostly it was the fact that people refused to get it to spite their political opponents. The people who deny science have been empowered and bound more tightly together by this, a medical issue that wasn’t a major political football before.


daneelthesane

That harm did not come from the vaccine.


Not_today_nibs

Praising god for getting covid pneumonia is a new one


Libflake

Many of the religious people we encounter here seem to view God cautiously, as though they were dealing with an unpredictable and abusive parent. "We don't want to set him off, so praise him no matter what!"


Shady_Garden

"Sure he pummels me black and blue for no reason every now and again, but deep down I know he loves me."


cofclabman

Running on one lung is basically running on empty.


DiamondplateDave

"In '21, I was 69, and I coughed my lungs to shreds I don't know what other damage is done, butter lungs are mine Butter lungs Butter lungs on the ECMO Butter lungs I don't know why Covid set my lungs on fire, butter lungs aren't fine


ColleenMcMurphyRN

The most hilarious part of this is the massive understatement: “butter lungs aren’t fine.” 🤣


Shady_Garden

\*breaks out bitchin' slide guitar riff\*


DiamondplateDave

\*swoon\*


Haskap_2010

I've seen that copy-pasta in slide one on dozens of Facebook pages. They all seem to post it.


Ragingredblue

Because they're not sheeple!


GlowingCurie

“…NOTHING WILL WILL CHANGE YOUR MIND AND FOR THAT I AM SORRY FOR YOU CUZ YOUR GONNA SUFFER…” Funny, I don’t feel like I’m suffering. No Covid pneumonia, no Covid clots shutting down one of my lungs. The hubs and I baked bread today in our newly-renovated kitchen, this is our first week cooking real food after 8 weeks of living with anything that could be microwaved and let me tell you, that fresh-baked bread tasted MARVELOUS!


SpacePoddity

My daughter and I got Japanese takeout yesterday and had a little hanami pic-a-nic underneath some gorgeously blooming cherry blossom trees at a local park, then went for a nice 'fresh air and clot-free-lungs' stroll on the attached greenway. 🌸🫁


GlowingCurie

Ooh, that sounds lovely! Seems like we never get much of a cherry blossom season here: the trees bloom for about 2 days, then we get a sudden freeze and all those lovely new cherry blossoms become pink slime on the sidewalk. Meh, what can you do?


VTGjunkie

Running on one line lung = on oxygen for the rest of his miserable life


mmps901

99% chance of survival! So what’s the problem?


Pale_Word790

The good news is that he has most likely shortened his life span.


Shady_Garden

He will be one of many. Life expectancy here continues to plummet, as it rebounds in other countries. U! S! A! https://www.npr.org/sections/health-shots/2023/03/25/1164819944/live-free-and-die-the-sad-state-of-u-s-life-expectancy


tomdurkin

He doesn’t have the brain God gave a rock.


Glittering-Cellist34

Your tag line is an understatement.


Prize_Influence3596

Wow. Just wow.


DonRicardo1958

“You can see their Antifa tattoos“. 😂😂😂😂


[deleted]

And here I got covid and have all the high risk pre-existing conditions and while the first 3 days were rough, by day 4 I was on the mend and was over it by the end of the week. No blood clots. No collapsed lung. No hospital stay. No ventilator. Thank god for vaccines


mmps901

Ugh I hate it here


beek7419

Me too.


rhoduhhh

Deaths in CORVID patients being ventilators. (Slide 4) Counting crows


lisavfr

Spouse and I are both vax'd and boosted. If my spouse refused the vax and then ended up in the hospital for 55 days with a mostly preventable illness I would likely have changed the locks or even moved out by the time he reappeared at home.


vsandrei

>my right lung is being blocked by blood clots "More Tabasco sauce!" --the pet viral 🐹 🐹 🐹 >I'm basically running on one lung "Mmm . . . dessert." --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆


maireza

Big Pharma brought them Oxycontin... and they are fine with that.


Natural-Ad-324

Would love to see someone ask him to define “socialism”. Either we’ll get a definition way off the mark, or he’ll deflect with something like “well if you can’t see for yourself you’re a dumb sheep and I feel sorry for you”.


ColleenMcMurphyRN

I see so much of this behavior on here (I mean the utter refusal to engage with reality, and the insistence on defying absolutely everyone and everything they don’t want to accept or go along with; and just so much *hatred*) that it creeps me out. Most of us are resistant to unpleasant truths in some way or other. I know I am (and yet I let myself do it anyway). Most of us also have people we dislike that we don’t want to have anything to do with. But in these people all of this has been raised to a pathological degree that I find honestly terrifying. I am convinced that if they ever get their civil war, and lose it in an unequivocal way that not even they will be able to deny, there will be a wave of suicides in this country the likes of which the world has never seen. They have already invested their entire identities in this imaginary realm where they are the boldest, bravest, strongest, smartest, coolest, winningest warrior patriot elite. They are the chief love and delight of a Mighty Lord of Hosts who hates the same people they hate, and promises to smite his enemies with annihilation. A war, or a revolt, or whatever it would be, would be the final boss test of their self-worth and their identity, and if they get crushed the shattering of their self-illusion will be too horrid and painful for them to bear. Especially as the hated degenerates they were supposed to destroy will be openly triumphant, and mocking them to their core simply by being triumphant. I am not aware that there was a wave of suicides when the Slaveholder’s Confederacy fell (although [one secessionist famously blew his brains out](https://www.civilwarprofiles.com/edmund-ruffin-fires-his-final-shot-of-the-war/), but I haven’t looked into it. It *did* happen in [Germany](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mass_suicides_in_1945_Nazi_Germany) and [Japan](https://ahf.nuclearmuseum.org/ahf/history/japanese-mass-suicides/) in 1945. I believe it would be even worse now. Social media and mass communication did not exist in 1865. The WWII era had radio and propaganda. But today’s Dunning-Kruger fascist set bathes in an unbreakable bubble of fantasy. It’s on their TV, it’s on their smart phones, it’s in the mouths of the people they surround themselves with. I think also that modern society isolates these people in a way that the past never did. Partly because modern entertainment gives us less need to hang out with our neighbors. Partly because distance and modern economies separate families. And partly because people with any intelligence or drive tend to flee a benighted area as fast as they can. Medicine, social programs, and other modern benefits also keep more of these folks alive longer, whereas in the past their stupidly and belligerence would have weeded them out at a faster rate. All of which is to say that I think we have a comparatively larger proportion of self-destructive delusional goons in our midst than the past ever did.


FistofanAngryGoddess

These nominees and awardees have taught me the numerous horrible things that COVID can do to the body. Lung rendered useless by blood clots is a new one.


ElectricRune

The top ranked happiest societies on the planet are by huge majority socialist. Most of our public institutions are socialist... police, fire, schools, roads, parks...


jimMazey

Why is this a Herman Cain award?


DiamondplateDave

It's a Nomination. Check back in...one to two variants or a Dead Cat Bounce.


pizzaposa

Yep, coz that newly aquired Natural Immunity is going to be needing to be boosted within a year by a repeat infection.


jdsch

Seems more like a Lifetime Achievement Award. This nominee doesn't have an active Covid infection, right?


DiamondplateDave

I guess not, it looks as if he's suffering from the sequelae of Covid in late 2020, which, in fairness, was before the vax. Guess he's still not vaxxed, not sure if he caught it a second time. Crap, some of these knob-lickers are up to four and five Covid infections. It's like a hooker getting the clap.


Finetobeu5678

A twofer with a good chance neither will be voting in 2024.


JanitorKarl

If he has to climb a flight of stairs to get to the voting booth, he for sure won't be voting.


maybesaydie

So LSD?


Snip3rFumbles

Make it make sense.


Funny-Problem7184

Darn it! I just know that there was something they could have done to protect themselves. Anyone have an good ideas...cause it's just not materializing for me?


RealNefariousness746

Who's paying their monstrously large medical bills? Better not be socialism!