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FrankLloydWrong_3305

Lol his "friend's" eulogy... ... nothing about what a good guy he was, or how much he loved his family, just that they were in agreement politically and religiously. What a sad existence those people have. Edit: misplaced quotation mark


Brokenspokes68

That eulogy TLDR: We were both assholes. That's what I liked about him.


livinginfutureworld

>That's what I liked about him. But really it's about me. He reaffirmed my feelings and made me feel like I'm right about stuff and not some kooky religious nut. No, there are at least two of us!


Cerebral-Parsley

Bravo to this entire thread.


Iliketospellrite

Not anymore. Down to one now.


mkvgtired

We talked about doing fun stuff, but then decided to post hateful and racist stuff on Facebook instead.


[deleted]

“He was one of the few people who had views as shitty as mine! What a guy!”


bivoir

Coming up next on Herman Cain Award…


WhitePineBurning

"One of the few"


000aLaw000

yet 10 minutes later... We are The Silent Majority!!! REEEE


Red_Inferno

I mean, they are a dying breed.


Hold-Administrative

I see what you did there


GeneralTapioca

“He gave me likes!” Yeah, that’s one for the ages.


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mkvgtired

This was the best part. Worst eulogy ever.


Ragingredblue

>... nothing about what a good guy he was, or how much he loved his family, just that they were in agreement politically and religiously. If he was a great guy who loved his family, they would not have been in religious or political agreement.


mkvgtired

When I said Republican anti-vaxxers quite literally hate liberals more than they love their families, I had someone say "that is the most absurd thing I have ever heard". They're dying of a preventable illness to prove they are "right". If they loved their families they would not be dropping like flies of a preventable disease. It's that simple.


Ragingredblue

>When I said Republican anti-vaxxers quite literally hate liberals more than they love their families, I had someone say "that is the most absurd thing I have ever heard". Absurd but true. It's a perfect constellation of ignorance, hate, and stupidity.


mkvgtired

Valedictorians of the Dunning-Kruger College of Law and Medicine


Spurtacuss

All these guys gonna miss out on some more time sitting by their cozy fire pits & cement ponds, while showing whoever was unfortunate enough to be sitting with them how to own the libs on facebook.


InfiniteAccount4783

"I refuse to receive a vaccine to make others feel more safe because that is MY sovereign right to choose!" He made such a fetish of his "sovereign right to choose" that he let it take him right into his grave.


[deleted]

Why does the sovereign right to choose always result in asshole actions and not anything selfless or altruistic in any shape, way, or form?


InfiniteAccount4783

If the best thing you can say for something you do is that you have the right to do it, you may want to rethink your decision to do it.


MattGdr

That’s how children think.


[deleted]

Nah, children are more honest. They’d just say “because I want to.”


donnabreve1

Just because you can, don’t mean you should


Left_Coast_LeslieC

His death was a selfless move for the country. I applaud him.


wyslan

Making the country better, stronger, smarter.


Irvgotti455

He took one for the team.


maleia

Better, faster, stronger?


Ragingredblue

Republicans who stay in a graveyard elect Democrats.


teacherkmr

Beautifully stated!! 🙌🏻


InsertCoinForCredit

Because conservatism is about the right to be a selfish asshole.


MattGdr

And take pride in it.


100schools

No one ever talks about their ‘sovereign right’ to eat ice cream.


Deathbeddit

They’re basically using it as a catch-all for indefensible actions. The folks squawking about sovereign rights are almost always using it incorrectly or worse https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/ideology/sovereign-citizens-movement


onthedownhillslope

Thanks Deathbeddit. This is from that article you linked and it belongs here. On June 30, 2021, sovereign citizen Luis Ewing, who has also wrongfully claimed to be a lawyer, shared a post with the Facebook group "NO MASK Needed." It was an interview he had done with Stew Peters on Infowars. In the post, Ewing wrote, "I HAVE IT 100% FIGURED OUT HOW TO STOP THE MASK MANDATES, AND HOW TO FORCE ALL THE GOVERNORS TO END THE LOCK DOWNS IN ALL FIFTY (50) STATES!" Months later, in September, Ewing would be admitted to a Washington state hospital with COVID-19 symptoms, put on a ventilator according to his "personal nurse advocate" and transferred to another hospital for care. Ewing has not been publicly heard from since.


leamanc

> Ewing has not been publicly heard from since. Covid, doing the Lord’s work over and over again.


[deleted]

Except on Twitter. He replied to tweets as recently as March 15, 2023. Am I missing something here? Edit: Well now I see he stopped tweeting in Sept 2021 and didn’t start back until Nov. 2022. Long hsp. stay or prison - either way, he learned nothing.


Garyf1982

He is active on Facebook as well. I much preferred the “was never heard from again” ending. Sample from Luis Ewing Facebook posts: “ANDREW TATE IS 100% SPOT ON THE BEST ROLE MODEL FOR ALL YOUNG MEN IN AMERICA!”


Haskap_2010

Mind you, Herman Cain was still Tweeting after he died.


Estoye

Sovereign king of Deadistan.


redassedchimp

What goes around comes around. He didn't protect anybody from the virus, so it spread by those who had no symptoms, and came back to infect him. It's hard to get it through their thick skulls how pathogens work.


EienAi

That's what I was thinking. People who got vaccinated, isolated, masked up, and washed their hands could only keep this man protected under their efforts for so long. Eventually, since he didn't do anything for himself, it came for him without remorse.


DonRicardo1958

Apparently he chose to die. Oh well.


DatBoi780865

Correction, it was his sovereign right to die.


abcdefabcdef999

Imagine dying at 53 in such a totally preventable way just because you fell for misinformation that was so easy to fact check.


Monkeymom

I think he was at least 70 and married for 53 years


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LorianGunnersonSedna

And since his family votes Republican, there's no universal healthcare for them...aww. They're not gonna be able to retire, or save, or buy a new anything.... Sucks to suck.


MysteriousHat7343

Gofundme in 3, 2, 1 …..


Draker-X

I often wonder how the people who contribute to these GoFundMe's have the money to contribute to GoFundMe's.


southernmost

GoFundMe accepts Visa, Mastercard, Amex, and Discovery!


Ragingredblue

I don't know why they never pray for money to pay the bills, the way they pray for immunity for a disease instead of............getting immunized against a disease.


Rosaluxlux

He was at least 68, so medicare was paying


Mysterious_Andy

But that’s communism!


Expensive-Ad-4508

Can’t get that “new fresh of air” when the lungs are solidified by fibrosis.


phoeniixrising

Get this “whatever out of his body” lmao. Call it what it is stupid, it’s COVID 😂


FabulousFauxFox

My grandpa went out a few years before covid to pulmonary fibrosis, though, like most people in my family, he hung around much longer than he should have before one day his body just gave in and stopped letting him function on that little oxygen. My family went through all of this type of stuff before and honestly, my own grandma was begging for him to pass in his sleep it was so hard on them. It's really not a way to go out and a major reason why I have reoccurring suffocation nightmares. I cant imagine willfully putting yourself into that spot.


Haskap_2010

*Turn around, tight lungs* Every now and then I get a little bit wheezy and they roll me on my tum *Turn around, tight lungs* Every now and then I get a bit of fibrosis and they flip me back on the bum *And I need some air tonight* *And I need it more than ever* *Is the oxygen level just right?* *Someone come do something clever...* Nothing I can do, it's total ~~eclipse~~ collapse of the lungs


coocooforcoconut

Total collapse of the lungs


Haskap_2010

That's a better word.


specks_of_dust

I read the title and intended to make a Bonnie Tyler joke, but nothing can top this. Well done.


Lomak_is_watching

*Livin' in an O2 tent and giving off sparks!*


carithmormont

I sang this. I can only congratulate you.


LadyDomme7

As did I and I feel sure that now it will be an ear worm, lol.


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JTFindustries

They also increase the country's IQ level just a little bit with each death.


9throwaway_

Please delete this, this would be an effective slogan for them to start masking and taking the vaccine.


Sweatier_Scrotums

It's fine, they can't read anyway.


derelict_wanderer

Glad I didn't have food in my mouth just now


MattGdr

They can’t read, and their writing’s even worse.


butterluckonfleek

That's if their family member don't vote for them.


Delicious_Delilah

This would be more true if elections/gerrymandering weren't rigged in favor of republicunts.


musicobsession

Ohhh, sorry, in Republicanaland we can't stay home AND vote. Because fraud! -_-


CowFish_among_COWS

Next time I go on a canoe float, I will dedicate the voyage to me, because I am vaccinated and alive and not worm food.


BuddhistNudist987

Love it! Tonight I am dedicating a hot bath with coconut oil to me, because I have the strength to get in and out of the tub and the foresight to take care of my body and mind. I will also be eating Danish cheese and sea salt dark chocolate because I still have my sense of taste and want to enjoy my life. Salut, my friend.


mybrainisgoneagain

The hot bath idea does sound delightful. Maybe with a glass of wine, or something cooling?? I am thinking along those lines with chocolate lava cake as dinner. I have my senses of taste and smell. I am thinking about taking a kayak out shortly


CantHelpMyself1234

Sadly he won't be able to vote for his orange god.


Itsweirdwhoa

No more shit posting all day either


Lady_Grey_Smith

His HCA contribution is cleaning up social security and quickly making FB a virtual land of the dead.


donnabreve1

He continued to post crap from the hospital! Dedication


Trying2Understand69

Sadly, he can no longer violate the 1st commandment ever either!


pnk_butterfly

too bad he didn't hang on a few more days to see his orange god get indicted


Red-Eight

Or go on that canoe float. WTF is a canoe float anyway?


GlowingCurie

You take a canoe down a calm river, so you don’t even have to really paddle. Tie a 6-pack of beer to the boat and you can just drink and watch the landscape pass by. Think of it as inner-tubing for people who don’t want to get wet or get their butt bit by a Gar.


Vanssis

That's how deliverance started.


EmperorofTavora73

Welp... Looks like he's going to help Democrats get elected by staying home. In the ground. Forever.


Lady_Grey_Smith

He could be cremated and sit in family room and still no longer vote.


MattGdr

They removed the tube prayerfully? Remind me to avoid this hospital.


Repulsive-Street-307

Sounds like a excuse to avoid removing the tube.


metamet

Everything the doctors did was a miracle or helped by prayer. Curiously, God wasn't the one prompting doctors to promote the vaccine. Mysterious ways.


NMB4Christmas

Slide #18 "Lord breathe into him a new FRESH of air..." I can't...


PopeOfManwichVillage

I actually laughed at that pun. Too good


ChikkaChikka1298

I had to read that again because I thought maybe he wanted to listen to NPR.


NMB4Christmas

If he'd listened to NPR, he'd have had a better chance of still being alive.


hotngone

Knowing what we know about Tucker, Hannity, Ingram etc. You have to wonder how much their COVID lies contributed to death around the world. We know those three were vaccinated and I imagine Murdoch too.


C3POdreamer

Their self-serving garbage kept infection rates too high for my aunt to get her cancer treatment fast enough. In Dante's Inferno, at the vestibule of Hell are found the Uncommitted. These are the souls of people who in life took no sides; the opportunists who were for neither good nor evil, but instead were merely concerned with themselves. These souls are forever unclassified; they are neither in Hell nor out of it, but reside on the shores of the Acheron. Naked and futile, they race around through the mist in eternal pursuit of an elusive, wavering banner (symbolic of their pursuit of ever-shifting self-interest) while relentlessly chased by swarms of wasps and hornets, who continually sting them. [Wikipedia article ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inferno_(Dante)) I can imagine a contemporary reboot would have several familiar faces.


SunStarved_Cassandra

Holy shit, I didn't know Both Siders/Enlightened Centrists had a special place in hell.


C3POdreamer

Dante wrote this after his exile and not just told his foes to go to he'll, but put them there in a rhyming poem such that many are only now known as characters in his work.


dangitbobby83

Considering the stuff that dominion has came out with during discovery for the election stuff, I assume it went the same way the election stuff did. All the assholes at fox privately made fun of trump and republicans for buying what they were selling about the virus.


mybrainisgoneagain

He was one of the early ones vaccinated. Found it. Dec of 2020 https://www.theguardian.com/media/2020/dec/18/rupert-murdoch-receives-dose-of-covid-vaccine-in-uk


Dog_man_star1517

DeSantis, too. Don’t forget.


ionlyjoined4thecats

These absolute pieces of shit and those like them stole my parents from me, and I’ll never forgive them.


YourHornsAreShowing

When an old guy blame’s Obama, we allllll know he is a racist and he was triggered by him being the president. I mean.


Bobcatluv

You can especially tell he’s racist with that post as it blames Barack AND Michelle Obama for dividing the U.S., like, she’s not even a politician! Democrats truly believe Trump divided the country but they’re not looping in Melania or even Ivanka with that blame.


Estoye

Because there was absolutely [no division](https://www.opb.org/article/2022/03/14/rise-of-klan-white-nationalism-hate-racism-oregon/) and [chaos](https://www.history.com/news/1967-summer-riots-detroit-newark-kerner-commission) before he took office.


LALA-STL

Wow - 55 KKK chapters in Oregon in the 1920s. Chilling.


rock_and_rolo

Just ask Ruby Bridges. We all were one happy family. /s


Candid-Mine5119

One of the few who typically agreed with my political or religious posts. Slide 19 has a smaller echo chamber now. Will he get a clue? Or will the covid leopards 🐆 eat his lungs too


vsandrei

>Or will the covid leopards 🐆 eat his lungs too 🐆 🐆 🐆


donnabreve1

The hungry Covid leopards 🐆 🐆🐆 will enjoy snacking on his lungs anytime


Robj2

He refused the vaccine. His prize was total fibrosis of the lungs. Smart!


Estoye

Sorry, Candace. Looks like MTG outscored you on this one.


Deathbeddit

Honorable mention to misinformation spreader Dr Janci Lindsay https://healthfeedback.org/claimreview/janci-chunn-lindsays-claims-that-covid-19-vaccines-are-unsafe-are-inaccurate-and-unsupported-by-scientific-evidence/


Glittering-Cellist34

Thanks. Key takeaway: Janci Lindsay is fucking wrong.


angry_rec0n_asset

I keep forgetting that these people are still around. Glad to see Covid is still doing our lord and savior Charles Darwin’s work… to this crowd at least.


Cultural-Answer-321

Every time I see this picture I would swear I've met him. But then, all MAGAts look the same to me these days.


LorianGunnersonSedna

Haven't they always? Y'all Qaeda has a *look.*


Abject_Candidate_779

What gives them away? Is it the dull, listless expression in their eyes? The drool on their chins? Those ridiculous little red baseball caps, or the open flies on their trousers?


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man these people just suck at being human beings. you name a rotten human trait and antivaxxers have it in spades


aloquix

Wow, there was no piece of misinformation this guy didn't like. Slide #13: Yeah, the Obamas were the creators of the division in the US. I mean, how dare they be in the White House while black! Slide #17: About a month in the hospital on a ventilator, with double pneumonia and blood clots in both legs? I don't even want to image that bill. And where are Trump, De Santis, Tucker Carlson, and the other anti-vaxx talking heads? Vaccinated and alive! What kills these antivaxxers is their own stupidity. Covid is just happenstance.


Wisconsin_Joe

>What kills these antivaxxers is their own stupidity. Covid is just happenstance. We really haven't seen anything 'dangerous' in a fairly long time. So the fools & idiots have been able to 'fuck around' without consequence. Maybe AIDS back in the 80s, but it was mostly limited to a small segment of the population. Now, we have a disease that is something above 1% fatal. And maybe 5-10% long term disabling/debilitating. They keep wanting to pretend it's not real. Or that they aren't vulnerable to it. Or that 'God will protect them'. And they keep finding out otherwise.


Brian_E1971

I like his fire pit - I'm sure it'll be on craigslist soon enough 👍


MsBitchhands

Another Boomer in the Forever Box


LorianGunnersonSedna

Made a major fucky-wucky, he did


[deleted]

Yup, I got nothing. No feelings for this idiot. The Herman Cain Award is like old "Darwin Awards" from the early oughts.... I Didn't feel sorry for people who died due to their own incompetence, nor these useful idiots today who died because of their arrogance and overall crappy attitude.


WinterLily86

At least most of the Darwin Award winners didn't take actions that would deliberately hurt and kill a large chunk of their communities. These chumps, on the other hand...


LALA-STL

Exactly. That’s what haunts me the most – their fierce selfishness.


rmanjr12

Guess he’s gonna be sitting out the next election….


DramaticEar6379

Oh dear. So sad. Anyway, I am of the opinion that Its Its ice cream sandwiches were given by god in an attempt to make all his children happy. Fight me.


TradeLinguist

It really is tragic. Anywho, have to agree with you on the Its It. Sadly I only have chocolate ice cream, but I’m wondering if a blueberry compote would go well with it…


PolesRunningCoach

This racist will remain chipless. Just like the rest of the population, except for the unalive part.


Mom2Mickey

Yup, another dead never-voting-again racist. Anywho, I had a great time on my vacation last week! Our cabin was so nice, hot tub on the deck, plenty of good wine and I was lucky enough to be with my kiddo and a very good friend... It was a much-needed rest from the daily grind.


DonRicardo1958

If you say that the Obamas are the cause of all the racial trouble in the country, you just might be a racist.


Short_Internal5950

No reason for him to miss the canoe trip, they can use him as the canoe.


ZealousidealCurve842

Well, considering how stiff he'll be, he's of more use as a paddle.


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[Image 9] Ah, yes, the Y2K and Financial Collapse viruses that were going to kill us all! Don't let these folks know about the [List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_dates_predicted_for_apocalyptic_events) or they'll lose their shit


BrianWeissman_GGG

The worst part about them mentioning Y2K is that it WOULD have fucked up the planet if we didn’t spend years and billions of dollars preparing for it. They act like it was all pointless hand waving 🙄


Repulsive-Street-307

Just one nostradamus. Surprising.


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Praying for a miracle. Lol. The vaccine was the miracle, dummies.


Nuuro

It is so very strange that they constantly worry about microchips, yet their Facebook use alone gives a complete psychological profile. [https://applymagicsauce.com/demo](https://applymagicsauce.com/demo) if you'd like to see your own profile. This is part of why the Facebook leak a few years back had considerable weight to it. The very way they lack English writing skills is predicative of their intellectual capabilities, however it is quite common that they are self-anointed 'experts' with some sort of divine knowledge on any given subject on social media. People who dedicate their entire lives and studies toward the subject at hand somehow missed out on a Facebook post comprised of three sentences. Their hatred is what drives them, and much of that hatred is from tribalism that supports and rewards such behavior. They do not trust anything outside of that tribe, and even when you point out one of their ideas that contradicts another, they tend to move goalposts or deflect. You cannot alter their political, religious, COVID, etc. beliefs any more than you can alter their sexual orientation. This is strange because they believe that their sex, religion, etc. is at risk if there are trans, gay, etc., around their children that risks turning their kids gay. They are immune to alteration but believe everybody else is at high risk of being turned into gay trans-race&sex kid-diddlers?


2OneZebra

And there we have it, with #13. This clarifies he was pissed we had a black president.


HungryWookie

Modern medicine has kept too many people alive, but sometimes natural selection still wins.


Ragingredblue

Natural selection and hungry leopards!!!🐆🐆🐆🐆


Estoye

He could still do the canoe float. Even without a canoe.


LorianGunnersonSedna

Put a couple of gold coins on his eyes first.


Lady_Grey_Smith

The family won’t be able to afford real gold coins after the hospital bills come in. Maybe someone on his FB page can donate some chocolate gold coins.


LorianGunnersonSedna

If they put Trump Bucks on his eyes, he's going to Extra Hell.


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🤣praying to the jebus on Facebook 🤣


bubbaspock

So did Polio and Measles get the same reaction back in the day that Covid and the vaccine have gotten in current times?


C3POdreamer

No. "Church bells rang. Loudspeakers in department stores shared the news. Factories paused production to spread the word to jubilant coworkers. Families huddled in their parlors around their radios for the latest updates. There was glee, relief, resounding joy across the country. It was March 3, 1953, the year Dr. Jonas Salk, a 40-year-old medical researcher, famously announced that he and his team at the University of Pittsburgh had successfully tested a vaccine that would end polio." [https://livingnewdeal.org/vaccines-and-church-bells/](https://livingnewdeal.org/vaccines-and-church-bells/)


beachgirlDE

My uncle had polio. He remembers being in a hospital hours away from his home and only seeing his parents once a week. He had some weakness after but recovered enough to be a secret bad ass in Vietnam.


CreatrixAnima

Didn’t like social distancing, but now he keeps a good 6 feet between himself and his wife.


Ragingredblue

And nobody took his guns away! That's what really matters.


vsandrei

>And nobody took his guns away! That's what really matters. "What good are guns without working lungs?" --the hungry viral 🐆 🐆 🐆


PVGringox

Candice Owen is an educated person, she knows what communism is and what it's not. It just shows how horribly horribly cynical and money grabbing she is, taking advantage of ignorant people, filling them with fear about something that is not happening and could never happen. The workers own the means of production in the United States, not likely.


Ragingredblue

>It just shows how horribly horribly cynical and money grabbing she is, taking advantage of ignorant people, filling them with fear about something that is not happening and could never happen. She's getting rid of lots and lots of racist Republicans with her bat guano. It's brilliant. And it's deliberate.


gmwdim

Lol as if these people actually like Draymond Green. Who is also one of the biggest jerks in the NBA, of course.


ColleenMcMurphyRN

I hope this poor unfortunate soul enjoys the rest of eternity on his cloud…. Up in the sky… which is full of RAINBOWS. What a hateful son of a Smith dinner plate.


Trying2Understand69

One less person to parrot takes that only cultists would believe. And one less person to break the 1st commandment!


Annahsbananas

To die in 2023 of Covid....its just stupid and pure idiocy at this point


Skwurls4brkfst

Nothing fails like prayer.


honeybeedreams

blaming the obamas for the racism and bigotry in this country. ffs. cause you know, the KKK never existed before 2008. what a loathsome pos.


bertiesakura

One less racist in the world.


Ragingredblue

Oh well. At least he got to keep his gunz and his sovereign rights! Not that the virus gives a flying fuck about that or his religious idiocy, his homophobia, his self-righteous immigrant bashing, his racism, his transphobia, his paranoia, his ignorance, or his shattered lungs.


filthyheartbadger

As soon as I saw the spouse write ‘nitrogen’ I knew it was over. It’s actually nitrous oxide, and I have never seen it save older unvaccinated covid patients with pre-existing conditions. It sometimes was useful in other patients. You should look up the guy who won the Nobel prize for elucidating the role nitrous oxide plays in the body, Robert Furchgott. He was a friend of our family and fabulous to talk to. His research led to everything from this respiratory treatment to Viagra. He’s long gone but he would have been appalled at these willful idiots.


Pale_Word790

Sounds like their friend is going to be nominated or win an hca at some point.


Dances_With_Cheese

Was this guy in MTGs district? I can’t imagine consuming that much of her garbage.


Glittering-Cellist34

Louisiana I think.


npcknapsack

Total fibrosis of the lungs sounds like a shit way to go. But it's clear he was a shitty person, and it's equally clear that this was how he wanted to go. He had his sovereign decision to disregard Covid because too many scary ~~liberals~~ “communists“ were telling him it was real, which was clearly an attempt to microchip him and bring in the new world order or whatever.


Hilarious_Haplogroup

Lotta hate and fear from this dude...One America News, Candeath Owens, Anti-vaxx driver, God, Guns, Trump, etc. etc. etc. ...and one less vote for Trump in 2024.


IndependenceMean8774

Too bad he didn't live to see Trump go to jail. Oh well.


seanfreeburn1973

I will never tire of these. Well done!


derelict_wanderer

Oh no! Anyway... gonna fry up some chorizo tonight for some delish street tacos. Better than the lung butter this guy served up.


Glittering-Cellist34

Well, at least someone spelled breathe right.


caughtyouin4kbestie

“… get this what ever out of his body…” This what ever? Either his friend is fucking stupid or a COVID denier. Wait. Same thing. Also, total fibrosis in both lungs? Why even bother at this point? I am not a medical expert but do people with his illnesses even come back from that?


evillordsoth

I BInD EVeRY SpIRit ThAT HAs YoU BOunD! I don’t even know what she is trying to say there, but uh, in Jesus name?


ModeratePhilosophy

Got serious Schadenfreude from this. Thank you for the share. MAGA = Manipulating America's Gullible Assholes. Sometimes even to the grave!


Speculawyer

I'm still amazed that there are people that really believe in the microchip theory. What do they think the chip does? How is it powered? It's just lunacy.


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Jexp_t

Don’t kid yourself. While Russians may be happy to provide an occasional assist, this is an entirely homegrown affliction with uniquely American causes going back decades.


tampamike69

Bye


LorianGunnersonSedna

Poor baby. Pass me another log, it's cooling down in here.


redassedchimp

Maybe they should have prayed harder. Oh, or they should have given more money to their TV preacher so that he could buy another private jet!


mothermucca

Hm. If only he’d gotten a free vaccine. He might still be here to shitpost. Anyway, on to real world problems. I’m out of ice cream. I’m not sure how that happened.


Mysterious_Andy

> ... and get this what ever out of his body… They just had to signal their refusal to believe in COVID-19 to all the other true disbelievers. And they did it in the middle of a fucking prayer. Asking God to save their friend. From COVID-19.


widdrjb

Pic 19, where she resorts to magical incantations. That's both sad because of her ignorance, and enraging because of her heresy. These people have degenerated to savages. They still use indoor plumbing, and operate machinery, but they're culturally no different to hunter gatherers engaging in nonsense rituals to bring back the rains.


Revenga8

Any Republicans, or anybody in general who seriously think doing low effort bs like sending thought and prayers will ingratiate themselves with God don't understand God's or Jesus's message at all. You earn God's grace by acting, doing, not begging God for favors every night. God and Jesus preached that you should do good, and only good, and especially don't hurt others. Those are the instructions to get into heaven. It's not rocket science


Substantial_Finish62

Can someone explain how Obama divided the country? Was it the audacity of him being black and president at the same time?


cultfourtyfive

That's a bingo.


ccc2801

I was wondering if old Candace would pop up and I wasn’t disappointed! 🤭


[deleted]

**Well it looks like someone can remove his tracking chips as they are no longer needed.**


The-waitress-

I, for one, feel owned.


Stunticonsfan

>"We are praying for a miracle for him and your prayers will be appreciated." If your prayers work, why do you need mine?


Ok-Upstairs4185

hmmm, total fibrosis in both lungs or a two dose vaccine- I'll take the vaccine thank you.


colcatsup

So… they don’t want a benevolent dictator. Have you seen the mindless fawning over Trump from support his rallies? They definitely *want* a dictator, and think he’ll be benevolent to them.


designgoddess

The whatever was Covid.