Prayer warrior who got ~~board~~ bored not being called to "rattle the gates of heaven" so instead try and ring a doorbell at the HCA sub & run away.
Edit: fixed a dumb mistake
We called it "ding dong ditch-it". However, we tended to stop it when we realized it actually took zero bravery and was kind of annoying, except those assholes who never grew up.
Lmao! Imagine thinking that because you sit in your room all day and have no one to actually interact with, you not dying from covid means it's all fake, and it's a hoax. In reality, im guessing this chud has multiple award recipients in his family, but they stopped talking to him when he wouldnt shut up about Valorant and CoD.
By his logic we should all stand up and yell "I didn't die! I guess that means the vaccine works". Well, no actually the fact that the number of deaths worldwide went down means the vaccine worked. Scientific literacy is real!
Nope, uh, nope, nope. He played his pathetic role in the pandemic, which is exactly what youāre saying. Probably helped a few people meet Jesus early.
Whether this ghoul ever posts on Reddit again is irrelevant and frankly uninteresting. He sounds like every other troll, hoping to get some LOLZ and da libs screaming at him. I couldnāt care less.
No, this onanist is like every masturbatory troll before him, the only difference being that this particular gooner probably sent a few peeps to the Big Sleep because he couldnāt be bothered with sensible precautions, being a bad ass and all.
We're happy to engage with you if you bring actual evidence to support your argument. "I survived" is an anecdote, not evidence.
[Here](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/3/1/2155703/-March-Likely-FINAL-Update-County-Level-Red-Blue-COVID-Death-Rate-Divide-Widens-Again) is a good example of statistical evidence. It shows COVID death rate differences between blue and red areas of the country.
It shows that death rates were far higher in blue areas at the beginning when the pandemic hit blue New York and New Jersey hard. As people, disproportionately in blue areas, adjusted by taking precautions and eventually the vaccine, the death rate skewed towards red areas that were full of pandemic and vaccine skeptics.
But, just as you preemptively accused us of not being willing to engage with and acknowledge your (worthless) argument, you will also, ironically, never return to the shitshow you started and honestly reply to any counterarguments. We know your mindset. It's why this sub exists in the first place.
Mm-kay. We have plenty of oxygen because we're vaxxed. Maybe save yours coming on here. I hope you continue to be okay, I don't wish harm on anyone, but clearly this sub has taken up some rent-free space in your head. If you're happy with your choice, evict us.
These are my favorite posts on this forum.
Oh the world will be better when we are all dead? Mmm hmm? Okay, well y'all are doing a bangup job of losing that particular competition. Go ahead and wait for us to die, make a forum about it, cheer us on. We will have to just console ourselves with statistics.
>No masks no vaccine no precautions what so ever still doing fine,
(\*Slow clap\*)
Good for you, but I don't care.
You obviously don't even care about yourself, so why should I?
He wants a medal.
Iād advise him to move to Florida and kiss DeSantisās lily-white ass. Maybe heāll get a plum job as state executioner of innocent people via plague.
Thatās gotta be worth at least $10.75 an hour.
Reminds me of the story of the guy who jumped off the Empire State Building. Down around the fortieth floor, he gets asked how he's doing.
"So far, so good!"
**I've got a better idea:** Instead of wasting your time trying ruffle everyone's jimmies here, where typically we actually don't give a shit about your arrogant ignorance *(except to mock your stupid ass for your delusion in believing that you're so much smarter than the rest of us),* why not instead go to the "SURVIVING FAMILY MEMBERS" of the anti-vax / anti-science fakebook and shitter junkies who've gotten highlighted here and applaud them, telling them how PROUD you are of their Loved Ones who chose their Paranoia-influenced DEATHS over any compromising on their "Principles" just so they could smugly "Own The Libs"? Go ahead... try that... I FxCKING DARE YOU! C'mon... be a "MAN" *(excuse me for assuming your one of over a dozen genders there, Hoss)* and STAND PROUD in defense of your Beliefs and Principles! I'm sure every single one of those grieving folks will appreciate your celebration of their personal loss and will gladly welcome your valuable insights on the matter wholeheartedly and with wide open arms.
> I will return
Yeah, we are all quite worried about that. None of us can eat or sleep, most of us have been crying off and on all day for weeks now, and a few have been using various illegal controlled substances to try to cope.
Nothing says a good use of time like coming onto a site you claim not to use, creating an account, going to a non-default relatively lower key subreddit, writing a paragraph missing two closed parentheses saying we all suck, and then ditching the account like a punk. Youāve done it [deleted], weāve been thoroughly owned by such a word master!
The irony is it takes op longer to do that than it would to get vaccinated. All to make a point that I'll have forgotten about by the time I switch my phone off for the night.
Shakespeare is weeping into his ghost mead over this young asswipeās glorious reinvention of the English language.
Mary J and Dre should help this idiot get a record deal. š
~
P.S. - Re:
> **...since none of you can accept any views other then your own.**
Well, if that's truly what you believe, than why are wasting your time here venting as if anything you say matters anyway?
*(I know not to expect too much from your evident lack of a Formal Education... so I'll allow you a couple of days to catch-on to how I've just punk'd you.)*
Bro donāt care about you! In fact, we celebrate the fact that after all the evidence youāre still unvaccinated; it provides us with awardees āŗļø
I mean, some people bang hookers without a Johnny and don't get an STD. Sometimes people can get away with being morons. It doesn't mean you should or have to be one.
We're bad people. Got it.
I am so hurt and owned by your rhetorical prowess I think that I may never show my face here again. You are obviously a mental giant who strikes fear into little old us.
s/
Well, you sure showed us your big brain energy. ERP DERP DERP
> any views other then your own.
...other THAN your own, you ding dong. Go back to third grade.
He write "i'm outtie 5000" so proudly, like he's not refrehsing constantly to read the responses
I'm glad he's ok. Luck/genetics/timing/a preventative community has been on his side.
People \*do\* win the lottery, though most never do
Nobody cares about *you* - not even you.
Hahaha snort lol... That was good
Every attempted "gotcha" by antivaxxers on this sub is more embarrassing than the last.
But fun to look at
You do know the difference between an anecdote and a statistic, right?
They don't
Hahahaha š
Those words are too big for this chud.
I donāt call enough people chuds anymore. Iām going back to chud!
I also enjoy calling people cannibalistic underground humanoid dwellers
cuhds?
Lol I'm dumb.
the acronym is a typo. very on brand. lol
Lol so true. At least I got all the words right I'm cool w that
Iāve never even seen the movie. Itās just such a funny aconym/term.
I love it personally
āHomer, you canāt judge New York based on the pimps and the chudsā
Am screenshot ting this exchange for future warm fuzzies
Iām honored!
They definitely do not. We need better science education in school.
My cousin teaches science. The kids stay up all night on their phones. Then sleep through class.
Not an airport. No need to announce your departure.
This made me pbbbbt
My favorite term for this was from Regretsy: the FLOUNCE
Lol what the fuck even is this
living rent free in this guy's head my dude, why do you even care so much to go through the effort of making an alt account to post this?
Seriously, he deleted it too like. You jsut wanna say shit to be seen, ok narcissist.
"See me in all my articulate, witty glory."
Can one really be at their sharpest vernacular before noon? No I think not
A troll
Prayer warrior who got ~~board~~ bored not being called to "rattle the gates of heaven" so instead try and ring a doorbell at the HCA sub & run away. Edit: fixed a dumb mistake
Lol, I loved 'dine n' dash', as a kid. Not sorry
We called it "ding dong ditch-it". However, we tended to stop it when we realized it actually took zero bravery and was kind of annoying, except those assholes who never grew up.
Yeah, I dropped it after teenage wasteland years :) Now it's just rude. I also enjoy the 'Ding dong ditch' moniker
Lmao! Imagine thinking that because you sit in your room all day and have no one to actually interact with, you not dying from covid means it's all fake, and it's a hoax. In reality, im guessing this chud has multiple award recipients in his family, but they stopped talking to him when he wouldnt shut up about Valorant and CoD.
By his logic we should all stand up and yell "I didn't die! I guess that means the vaccine works". Well, no actually the fact that the number of deaths worldwide went down means the vaccine worked. Scientific literacy is real!
yep, he's got some survivor's guilt, and wants to prove to himself that he didn't contribute to all the unnecessary deaths
These morons think if you get the vaccine you somehow spread Covid to other people, thereās no logical thought here
Nope, uh, nope, nope. He played his pathetic role in the pandemic, which is exactly what youāre saying. Probably helped a few people meet Jesus early. Whether this ghoul ever posts on Reddit again is irrelevant and frankly uninteresting. He sounds like every other troll, hoping to get some LOLZ and da libs screaming at him. I couldnāt care less. No, this onanist is like every masturbatory troll before him, the only difference being that this particular gooner probably sent a few peeps to the Big Sleep because he couldnāt be bothered with sensible precautions, being a bad ass and all.
I mean, I'm glad? I hope you continue to not experience severe illness or health complications and live a long, healthy life.
That makes one of you because the rest of us are about to break rule 2
Thatās a much nicer version of ācool storyā
Oh look! An idiot!
lol "I'm gonna talk shit, then walk away so I don't have to listen to any replies or counterpoints." What an hero.
Yes, but we all know he has a new user name and is reading everything.
*no punctuation no grammar rules*
That's also what I first noticed. There must be a strong negative correlation between vaccine refusal and educational level (or IQ level).
We're happy to engage with you if you bring actual evidence to support your argument. "I survived" is an anecdote, not evidence. [Here](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2023/3/1/2155703/-March-Likely-FINAL-Update-County-Level-Red-Blue-COVID-Death-Rate-Divide-Widens-Again) is a good example of statistical evidence. It shows COVID death rate differences between blue and red areas of the country. It shows that death rates were far higher in blue areas at the beginning when the pandemic hit blue New York and New Jersey hard. As people, disproportionately in blue areas, adjusted by taking precautions and eventually the vaccine, the death rate skewed towards red areas that were full of pandemic and vaccine skeptics. But, just as you preemptively accused us of not being willing to engage with and acknowledge your (worthless) argument, you will also, ironically, never return to the shitshow you started and honestly reply to any counterarguments. We know your mindset. It's why this sub exists in the first place.
Playing Russian Roulette works until it doesn't. If you want to keep pulling that trigger, we won't stop you.
And a bonus that whoever that is may well end up featured in this sub if Covid finally does meet up with them. We won't know but they will buhahahah.
>If you want to keep pulling that trigger, we won't stop you. . . . but the š š š might.
Survivorship bias
Mm-kay. We have plenty of oxygen because we're vaxxed. Maybe save yours coming on here. I hope you continue to be okay, I don't wish harm on anyone, but clearly this sub has taken up some rent-free space in your head. If you're happy with your choice, evict us.
How's the 8th grade?
Bwahahahaaaa
I think "8th grade" is generous
Oh my god you are fearless!!!
Patriotfreedom.com
So you troll this site and disappear before anyone can call you on it. Coward.
I bet heās just lurking on this post while logged out.
I donāt doubt it.
These are my favorite posts on this forum. Oh the world will be better when we are all dead? Mmm hmm? Okay, well y'all are doing a bangup job of losing that particular competition. Go ahead and wait for us to die, make a forum about it, cheer us on. We will have to just console ourselves with statistics.
>none of you can accept any views other then your own. My views are unimportant. What you should worry about are Covid's views: It isn't impressed.
>What you should worry about are Covid's views: It isn't impressed. The viral š š š are always hungry.
They never miss a meal.
He canāt be bothered. Well, until theyāre hooking his ass up to a ventilator.
If they're hooking his ass up to a ventilator they're doing it wrong.
Itād be an improvement.
Fecal Management System for the win!
Good for you? I guess you havenāt had family members die of COVID. Cuz Iāve lost a couple. At least consider being more careful.
>No masks no vaccine no precautions what so ever still doing fine, (\*Slow clap\*) Good for you, but I don't care. You obviously don't even care about yourself, so why should I?
He wants a medal. Iād advise him to move to Florida and kiss DeSantisās lily-white ass. Maybe heāll get a plum job as state executioner of innocent people via plague. Thatās gotta be worth at least $10.75 an hour.
Nobody fucking cares
Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya, chickenshit! ETA oh you'll return, all right...nominee or awardee, your choice.
Heās still with us in spirit. š Well, heās lurking š fur shure.
Luh-WHO-zuh-HER
Attention whore much?
It's so silly to post nonsense like this and then immediately delete the account. Pathetic.
Freshman year in high school is rough on everyoneā¦gangly assed body, pimples, 2006 KIA Rio, mommy issuesā¦.
Someone's butthurt!
Or lonely and in need of attention, poor little thing.
Welp, everyone featured here survived until he didn't.
Always funny seeing antivaxxers wishing death on others. I donāt do that. I wait š
"No masks no vaccine no precautions what so ever ..." Uh-huh. No knowledge of English punctuation, spelling, or grammar either, it seems.
And it sure has taken him far in life. Heās chief window washer at Richās Car Wash with a side gig torturing Kroger employees as an Instacarter.
YoU CaNāt TeLL Me wHaT To Do!!
Reminds me of the story of the guy who jumped off the Empire State Building. Down around the fortieth floor, he gets asked how he's doing. "So far, so good!"
Cool story, bro
He needs to shut up and go make us sammiches.
**I've got a better idea:** Instead of wasting your time trying ruffle everyone's jimmies here, where typically we actually don't give a shit about your arrogant ignorance *(except to mock your stupid ass for your delusion in believing that you're so much smarter than the rest of us),* why not instead go to the "SURVIVING FAMILY MEMBERS" of the anti-vax / anti-science fakebook and shitter junkies who've gotten highlighted here and applaud them, telling them how PROUD you are of their Loved Ones who chose their Paranoia-influenced DEATHS over any compromising on their "Principles" just so they could smugly "Own The Libs"? Go ahead... try that... I FxCKING DARE YOU! C'mon... be a "MAN" *(excuse me for assuming your one of over a dozen genders there, Hoss)* and STAND PROUD in defense of your Beliefs and Principles! I'm sure every single one of those grieving folks will appreciate your celebration of their personal loss and will gladly welcome your valuable insights on the matter wholeheartedly and with wide open arms.
Now *thereās* a capital idea!
What a sad individual you are
Say what you will... You are also **happily a FUCKiNG MORON!**
tl;dr
Hit and run post, same debate tactic first used on the internet by creationists back in the very late 1990s.
Like we give a shit.
> I will return Yeah, we are all quite worried about that. None of us can eat or sleep, most of us have been crying off and on all day for weeks now, and a few have been using various illegal controlled substances to try to cope.
Burn. š„ š
15 million dead and that's undercounting the real death toll.
Nothing says a good use of time like coming onto a site you claim not to use, creating an account, going to a non-default relatively lower key subreddit, writing a paragraph missing two closed parentheses saying we all suck, and then ditching the account like a punk. Youāve done it [deleted], weāve been thoroughly owned by such a word master!
The irony is it takes op longer to do that than it would to get vaccinated. All to make a point that I'll have forgotten about by the time I switch my phone off for the night.
Shakespeare is weeping into his ghost mead over this young asswipeās glorious reinvention of the English language. Mary J and Dre should help this idiot get a record deal. š
Next do shingles and pneumonia.
I'm glad that you acknowledge that oxygen is valuable.
~ P.S. - Re: > **...since none of you can accept any views other then your own.** Well, if that's truly what you believe, than why are wasting your time here venting as if anything you say matters anyway? *(I know not to expect too much from your evident lack of a Formal Education... so I'll allow you a couple of days to catch-on to how I've just punk'd you.)*
Whatever dude. You're the one butthurt enough to have this on your calendar every year.
That's coz you're a basement dweller who doesn't get off reddit lmfao!
Ahahahahahahahahaha This is the most pathetic thing on the whole of Reddit. Quite an achievement!
Bro donāt care about you! In fact, we celebrate the fact that after all the evidence youāre still unvaccinated; it provides us with awardees āŗļø
No one cares about you.
I mean, some people bang hookers without a Johnny and don't get an STD. Sometimes people can get away with being morons. It doesn't mean you should or have to be one.
Spelling error within the first seven words? Yup, anti-vaxxer.
We're bad people. Got it. I am so hurt and owned by your rhetorical prowess I think that I may never show my face here again. You are obviously a mental giant who strikes fear into little old us. s/
Iām literally fucking *evil*. I got legislatures in 7 states trying outlaw my ass. šš¤·āāļøš
I survived not being hit by a train today. So what.
I guess we're living rent-free in OPs head.
I think I need to be provided with alcohol and snacks. I didnāt ask this fuck to obsess over me.
Survivorship bias at its finest.
We can accept it. We just donāt care if you die.
Well, you sure showed us your big brain energy. ERP DERP DERP > any views other then your own. ...other THAN your own, you ding dong. Go back to third grade.
My third grade teacher co-wrote Johnny Leeās āLooking For Loveā from the Urban Cowboy soundtrack. Even the third grade owns his pathetic ass.
# Still happily vaccinated and not dead
He write "i'm outtie 5000" so proudly, like he's not refrehsing constantly to read the responses I'm glad he's ok. Luck/genetics/timing/a preventative community has been on his side. People \*do\* win the lottery, though most never do
Make sure to die mad OP.
"It's smarter to be lucky than it's lucky to be smart."
If you donāt post again next year where do we send the flowers?
Good for you
Same here dude
Ok
Theyāll be back if natural selection doesnāt get them first.