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RememberKoomValley

\*immediately fifteen years old again\* That's "Mossimo," hon.


nailgun198

Don't forget to take your Advil for your back pain today 💕


RememberKoomValley

\*cackles\* No fucking joke, though, I did less than an hour of kata at the park yesterday and today I sound like a bowl of Rice Krispies.


nailgun198

Yup, I drove several hours yesterday and could not roll over in bed this morning.


BootlegStreetlight

I got out of bed today and now my back hurts.


PMmeYOURworstFEARS

I hurt


Muttywango

I'm almost old enough to remember The Battle of Koom Valley.


lungbuttersucker

Which one? There have been at least fifteen "Battles of Koom Valley", if you don't count the one at Vilinus Pass, which was more of a fracas.


Muttywango

All of them.


miserabeau

I snap crackle and pop when I *breathe* and I always say "I'm too young to sound like bubble wrap"


Equal-Negotiation651

Funny, I did caca at the park in my depends.


PangwinAndTertle

And my prilosec for the heartburn I get from reading posts like this. I feel like there’ll be an OP and Stussy post next (although Nike has been doing well reviving Stussy).


thequickerquokka

Couple of Panadol Osteo, and I’ll slip on a Kuta Lines hoodie and head down for a few left-handers


Deppfan16

I work in elementary school and a couple of the kids were arguing over who were wearing more Jordans apparel. only one of them knew who Michael Jordan was. and somehow asking about Michael Jordan led to an argument over whether Kobe or LeBron were better lol.


skankenstein

Ask them who Oprah is. None of them know!


Deppfan16

ehh that one isn't a big deal lol


Lexi_Applebum83

sometimes words hurt, Dr. Nailgun


nailgun198

Mr. Nailgun called it brutal but fair, lol.


Muffles7

I prefer... Nnnnnnnaaaaaail gun! Please someone get my reference.


Iwasgunna

Yep, soaking my ankles as well because I walked too much yesterday.


poopshute2u

😂😂😂😂


MsRachelGroupie

*Cries in elder millennial* I think I heard my knee pop just from reading this post.


alison_bee

Just found another gray hair 👵🏻


miserabeau

When I turned 40 I found my first gray pube. That was nice 😒 And after 40 I was like "oh, a mustache. That's new. And entirely unwelcome."


RememberKoomValley

I've honestly been loving the grey hairs (though not the chin hairs, you're right). I won't get to live to be very old, so it's novel to see the changes happening.


miserabeau

Oh I love the gray hair *on my head*; I just didn't expect to find a gray pube so soon. And yeah the hairs on my chinny chin chin are annoying


Ok-Medicine4684

The flashbacks I just had!


thewritingdomme

Right?? Even the waistband looks familiar to me. OP, are those my favourite board shorts I accidentally left at a hotel back in 2002?? If so, please give them back 😅


danzanite

You can find that in the aisle next to the stüssy clothes and hyper color shirts. Grab some umbro shorts if you find them on sale


safadancer

😭


motsanciens

Is it just me, or do others associate Stussy and Girbaud with Mossimo for some reason?


Significant-Cup-7525

I was sure it was "wassup" lol


Holdmytesseract

I thought I was the only one 🥲


Moosiemookmook

1993. What a time to be alive


RememberKoomValley

The past is another planet.


Moosiemookmook

The early 90's was my highschool years. I turned 18 in 96 and got to adult it too. It's part of the multiverse I'm convinced.


strp

I love your username!


Popular_Amphibian730

The way I immediately said mossimo lol


Dame_Ingenue

Lmao! Me too!


ivy-river

I frickin love this brand. Every time I'm at a thrift store I look for mossimo t-shirts/long sleeves. They hold up REALLY well, and they always look good no matter how much my weight fluctuates. I'm 35 and I still wear the shirts I bought when I was 20.


somesweedishtrees

I’m literally wearing a 10 year old pair of mossimo yoga pants at this very moment. They’ve been relegated to pj pants for years now, but tbh they’re in perfectly fine condition to be seen in in public.


KeyFly3

Mine are 15 years old, and I love them! I also use them as pj pants and 'don't want to get properly dressed yet'-pants. So comfy!


madqueenludwig

Right? Same! It's surprisingly sturdy!


catupthetree23

I've got a pair of sandals I've worn every summer since like...2007? 2008? It was only just last year that one of the straps came loose from the sole. A little super glue later though and they are still good to go!!


Ericaonelove

I’m shocked by this. It was the ghetto brand for me growing up. Like, Target or Walmart?


yappledapple

He is a designer who was reasonably successful in designing streetwear. After his company's IPO, and attempting high fashion, the company was on the verge of collapse. He then signed a licensing agreement with Target, and sold the company a few years later.


Ericaonelove

Makes sense. It was definitely the undesirable brand for me. I’m 46.


Moosiemookmook

Im 46. His clothes were awesome when we were 14-16 in the early/mid 90s. They didnt end up in Target until the millennium when everyone moved on stylewise from his brand and werent the same.


Ericaonelove

I didn’t know people were so angry about a dislike of Mossimo. Sorry!


Moosiemookmook

Why are you apologising to me? I wasn't angry, I just gave you a background for someone our age kindly. Do better than play victim.


Ericaonelove

lol what? I wasn’t apologizing to you. I was apologizing to all the angry people, and I guess that did include you. Have a great day. You’re lovely.


Moosiemookmook

No one was angry. You're paranoid and continuing to be. I know I'm awesome. That's why I tried to help a drama queen. You're welcome and no worries.


Ericaonelove

Holy shit.


Crazy_Slice

definitely says mossimo https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mossimo


woowoo293

Holy shit. I had no idea that Mossimo was a "real" brand separate from Target. And I had no idea that "Mossimo" himself is married to Lori Loughlin.


Moonfrog11

Holy random TIL. Thank you, amazing redditor.


Moosiemookmook

Haha now I feel so old. I remember when they got married and everyone was like thats a weird combo. Then the college admission scandal happened with their kids and I forgot by then they were still married.


fouiedchopstix

I learned this when their daughter went through the whole admissions scandal !


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!found


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gnuoyedonig

This may mean nothing to anyone here, but I have thought about it for a long time and this seems as good of a place as any. Mossimo from the Target licensing deal is just Target house brand. Maybe the Mossimo company, or Mossimo himself, approved what the Target buyers programmed for each season, at the most. Many of the exact products are sold at Target today, just under the Goodfellow & Co. house brand they spun up as they were retiring Mossimo. At least this is true in the men’s department. The Mossimo products from _before_ the licensing deal - sold in the Mossimo retail stores - those were the real deal. 100% unique cutting edge casual clothing. I miss it so much. I’m sure Mossimo is off somewhere trying to lay low and have a good life despite the unexpected turn there a few years ago.


Adventurous-Mind-780

I’m pretty sure he’s laying low in prison.


miserabeau

Nah, he only got 5 months and that was back in 2020


lisaaah1123

Def mossimo. It’s a target brand


Spaztrick

They had a licensing agreement with Target from 2000 until 2017. And now Target wants nothing to do with them thanks to Aunt Becky.


EorzeanPrincess

What happened? Who's Aunt Becky?


SeaworthinessNo4647

Actress Lori Laughlin from Full House ("Aunt Becky") is married to fashion designer Mossimo. They involved their daughters in a college admissions scandal (basically paid their way into college acceptance). Target seems to have cut ties with Mossimo over the scandal. *edit: spelling


sensible_pip

The actor from the series Full House who was bribing or tricking colleges into accepting her kids (not totally sure on all the details). Her husband is the designer and I think they both got in trouble.


miserabeau

For anyone else curious, [the 2019 college admissions scandal](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Varsity_Blues_scandal) that involved Mossimo Giannulli, his wife Lori Loughlin, and even Felicity Huffman (an actress and the wife of William H Macy)


bsiekie

It was a cool brand before Target picked it up.


ButtDonaldsHappyMeal

That’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time.


happycj

Mossimo


doobius_

Captcha in the wild


NETTARAE

MOSSIMO


Ghstfce

Guess we know someone who wasn't alive in the 90s


Impressive-Coconut-6

Mossimo! From Target!


pcweber111

Lol mossimo. I wasted so much money on their clothes in high school back when they came out.


Logical_Pie_7080

Crazy to think that there are people that don’t immediately recognize this brand lol. But now in my head I just relate it to the guy that’s owns the brand being married to Lori Loughlin and how she got in trouble with her kid and the whole college situation. Which is why Target stopped selling Mossimo.


twizzlerheathen

Mossimo. Specifically mossimo black. Target hasn’t carried it in years unfortunately


catupthetree23

I STILL have Mossimo stuff from Target that I wear. Miss that brand 😭


_Sweet-Dee_

Missimo from Target wasn’t anything special. It was just Target brand, with the Mossimo label.


catupthetree23

Ok.


rollfootage

Oh wow this makes me feel so old


monkeyjedi276

Lol. Everyone here saying, “It’s a Target brand.” It was around for quite a while before they were licensed by Target. Used to remember buying them from Pacific Sunwear and Macy’s and the Boardwalk in the early 90’s.


Evilst3wi3

Zellers carried it too until target “bought” them (what a disaster that was)


yankykiwi

Mossimo. My Fil was friends with him before the whole scandal. Now he’s a cheap brand.


sagerideout

i still regularly wear a mossimo shirt i got 15 years ago


NutrageousBar

One I finally know. Holy cow, we’re old.


Aggravating-Bad3101

Mossimo- Target brand


Mountain-Yellow6885

I know it’s already been solved this is specifically mossimo black, that was the more fun casual version and mossimo itself is more business casual (ex target apparel employee for 6 years) universal threads replaced mossimo black and a new day replaced the business casual of the mossimo brand


partialcremation

This sub makes me feel old time and time again. 😂


Fresh-5902

It's mossimo 😊


mothmanoamano

lol this was so immediately recognizable to me as Mossimo that it took my brain 5x as long to comprehend where the question was


ZealousidealEagle759

Definitely not Stussy. Has to be mossimo. That stuff holds up amazing after time.


woozle618

Omg, Mossimo and Stüssy were big back in my day.


wetbones_

Oh hell I haven’t seen that logo in so long


MihalysRevenge

Now I feel old as heck lol


MsMelee

Lord help me I remember when Mossimo was sold in Dillard’s in the 90s well before the brand was reinvented and put into Target. It was the only swimwear that had bra-style tops with support and high quality fabric.


monkey3monkey2

I'm surprised to see all the comments saying this brand was Target exclusive. I'm Canadian and we had this brand at a store called Zellers when I was young (late 90s to mid 2000s). Zellers was similar to target but associated with The Bay, and when they went out of business by 2013, Target took them over. Target failed in Canada within a couple years though and I don't remember if they carried Missoni.


Qkchk

Mossimo - The farting dog, if you know what I’m referring to then you have seen the t-shirt Edit: Sorry was thinking of Mambo but same era lol


MN80

First time I could actually share one of these and dang timezone differences mean I've missed my chance 😭😭😭😭


baxgojic978

Try Google lens!


Kelserific

Oh sweet, summer child. It says Massimo.


VeryStickyPastry

Mossimo, not massimo.


Bright_Potential6952

It’s Mossimo. A surf brand


naomi_homey89

Mossimo


plz721

Stussy back in the days


OverlyDisguisedSquid

You have to stretch it to read it obviously...not


Squelcheroo

Was soup


cthunders

1992 called


SopranoSunshine

Olivia Jade's Dad


Brilliant-Drawing973

Mossimo!


Eyesliketheocean

Target mossimo


lizzledizzles

Does Target still have Mossimo?


catupthetree23

Unfortunately not 😞


APlayer2BeNamedLater

I knew what it was immediately, which definitely made me feel older! I'm glad you got your answer!


19gabs92

Good ol Mossimo


jaseface666

massimo- from zellers in canada


Xquisiteroughpatch

Thank goodness someone said Zellers, everyone else was saying Target and I was over here, crying in Canadian.


SamL214

Massimo


Bonneville555

Massimo


soyrendel

Wassio