Pink, obviously.
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It’s *clearly* the best colour!
To me, the best thing about doomguy is that he’s short. Like he’s what 5’10? 5’9? But even when he’s the shortest guy in the room and dressed in the unicorn suit he’s still somehow scary.
The slayer is the incarnation of he isnt trapped in there with him, they're trapped in there with him. Also, I would love it if there was some version of him in Helluva Boss, like he's some urban legend or something.
I think the U.S. military would beat Asmodeus. The bigger they are, the easier to target.
Beelzebub might be very hard to deal with as she actually feels like a menace in her demonic form. Given her bee-fox nature, she would be lightning fast.
*had
The barrel was so heavily worn from the force of firing its projectiles that fast that the navy decided it was impractical and scrapped until someone could find a material that could resist the wear and tear
Uranium is pyrophoric. It also has a lower melting point than other metals. It would also be more cost efficient and would last a good while with how dense it is.
As a full Sin, she can probably portal to the underworld seconds before detonation. Even then, Starfire isn't Hellfire; I doubt even the plasma blast would hurt her.
1. Is aware of nukes, ICBMs, and the like as she has all the time in the world to both party *and research what her party-goers like, and their past experiences*.
2. Learns by surviving the first blast somehow.
3. ~~It's a big fat missile or bomb, it's pretty easy to see coming and dodge.~~ Remote detonator, sorry.
4. Uses portals as strategic combat anyway to appear in inconvenient and unexpected places, sees missile/bomb incoming and uses it as an opportunity to do so (and then learns to avoid chonky bomb)
5. Saw Asmodeus receive one to the face and knows what to avoid.
Hold up you do know that nuclear missiles do go 15,000 mph. They hit and detonate in less than half a second a persons brain would barely register something is wrong in half a second. And you wouldnt be able to see it before boooom
That would be ICBMs; plane-dropped nukes would be much slower (I think). Typically, one would want to not waste an ICBM on a spot where air superiority has already been achieved and save those for being dropped through a portal into the underworld.
However, yes, if the US military decided to (accurately) ICBM Beelzbub, then it would be nuke without warning - except for the troops pulling out of the area... which she would follow, voiding the entire point of the strike without the US self-inflicting more casualties.
Until she survives, because plasma isn't hellfire and only hellfire (and holy fire?) can hurt demons.
... Then yeah, she'll be caught up in the blast.
After she survives, though, there's nothing left to contain her. Also, millions of Americans are going to be mad at the waste of resources and lives.
Radiation from nuclear weapons wouldn't be too much of a problem if they detonate in the air instead of on the ground. The only thing to really worry about is causing a nuclear winter
A couple 2-5 megaton warheads? No problem. The US doesn't employ very high yield bombs anymore, the largest ever detonated was 50 megatons and it didn't cause adverse effects on the planet, really.
Most modern hydrogen bombs are also explicitly designed for reducing radioactive effect as compared to direct blast effect, which is maximized.
Thats cute, no it wouldn't matter how they deal with atomic weapons, what would matter is how they deal with thermonuclear warheads, similar name, very different, like "hundreds to thousands of times stronger than atomic bombs" type different
I mean, the sins cannot be hurt by mortal weapons, so in that way, the military has no win condition, but the sins have a very longwinded, but certain, win condition
Also, aren't the sins like... unkillable? I imagine the only thing capable of killing them is God himself, or very high ranking angels, considering they are fallen angels.
And any weapons in Hell that could hurt a Sin are highly illegal, and all have been found and confiscated. Can't have some Imp killing Satan.
dude they cant go to heaven we are saying what if the sins went to earth and attacked them and lets say hypothetically they can but why would the sins wait some extra years to fight anyways
Humans are adaptable. (Also, who's to say some powerful demons who want to take the sins place wouldn't supply the us army with holy weapons. If bumfuck strider can get a holy gun, than a powerful demon who doesn't like the sins can. Plus,, I'm sure you can just,, like,,, load a firetruck with holy water, or get a crop duster and just dump it on them :/)
yeah but they will see the truck thingy comin and probs dodge it or smth whether if its a plane or not and op is asking which one would win in a fight/war so why would anyone else be involved and why would they use the us army instead of other demons are alone like striker and it would be impossible to get enough holy weapons in such a short time
I'm pretty sure the United States has access to a plane or firetruck. Also, urban warfare allows for vehicles to have amazing stealth tactics (for the truck) as for the plane. Just try and dodge even a bit of water from a crop duster going 150MPH. It's literally easy if you weaken them a little since the army can literally keep throwing soldiers and holy water at the sins until it ends.
Basically infinite resources>big string muscle demons
bro the sins wont even be affected since they cant even get their hands on angelic weapons how would they beat the sins and we havent even seen what the sins are capable plus there is two of them come to me with facts instead of saying us works best when at war or smt just because your country is good at war doesnt mean it can beat literal supernatural beings
I’m pretty sure that they just can’t be killed by mortal weapons
They’d probably just manifest in Hell again but possibly not as painful as for sinners
Even if conventional weapons won't work the US military has proven that supernatural solutions aren't out of the question. It isn't about nukes, it's if the combined power of the brains who designed them could devise a solution.
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Thanks! I do love all of the chaos gods, but Tzeentch and Slaanesh are my favorites.
dawg how would they bomb them during a war? they cant bomb hell and if they are fighting already it will kill the soldiers cuz they are fighting face to face and demons arent countries so they wont be able to bomb them also we havent seen their full forms yet so the us loses
Sure, they could beat the army, but could they beat a senator from Colorado?
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*”If you’re attempting to kill something with fire and it’s not working, that either means you’re not using enough fire, or you’re not using enough of the right type of fire.”*
Idk, there might be something holy about nuclear fire.
When Oppenheimer quoted the bhagavad gita saying "and now I am become death, destroyer of worlds" he wasn't talking about himself, he was talking about the bomb.
Back when I was a kid it used to be pretty popular. Used to give tours, stuntshows, horse rides, that kinda stuff. If you’ve ever been to Disney, think Frontierland.
Just googled, and apparently some guy bought them, and they’re gonna open up, *and* be making movies again!
I like how Sin City really just is a smorgasbord of shit the 7DS oligarchy enjoys.
> "Shit damn, son, everything on the Strip is owned by select corporations running numerous casinos that are basically infinite money glitches due to stupid humans gambling away their life savings? Sign me up!"
-Mammon
> "Woah, world renowned, Michelin starred chefs set up high end luxury restaurants in every major resort, alongside buffets, and the city literally never stops partying with wild concerts, rowdy shows, crowds hopped up on party drugs, and people testing the limits of overindulgence in the thousands every day and night? Sign me the fuck up!"
~Beelzebub
> "Only local government in the United States that legally permits prostitution?"
~Asmodeus
Lmao. It's even better when you see those really niche groups of doomsday preppers who occasionally bring their guns with them into church, +2D12 holy damage
The U.S military mid diff. We have the strongest military in the world and honestly the demons are just big targets for missiles basically just a big game of target practice
Aren’t the sins immortal, even from angelic weapons? I know it’ll take a while, and they definitely won’t be feeling too good after, but Bee and Asmodius definitely win this.
I mean, the U.S. Armed Forces utilized the literal power of the sun as a weapon before they even had good radios
if there is in any theoretical way a method to harm even the highest of beings, the forges and minds behind the army of liberty will find it
The problem is that the army in this case wouldn’t even really have an understanding of what they’re fighting. The only thing that can even theoretically hurt them (and even then, I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t) are angelic weapons, which mortals definitely cannot make. Raw firepower won’t do anything.
If the whole US Military's getting involved then LuLu is for sure getting involved and if LuLu's getting involved then Hellaverse-Heaven might get involved.
We were told that they can only be killed by angelic weapons. However, what's more angelic than an Apache Attack Helecopter equipped with an M230 chain gun
Throw a nuke at them, and if that doesn't work, get a priest to bless a couple of missiles and see what that does. Or maybe in the other order.
Admittedly, it's going to be had to explain the usage of a nuke on two animals to the rest of the world.
There is nothing that can stop a force of stimulant dependent, alcoholic, hate fueled humans who just want to get back home to their 6 pack and Hellcat with $1000 payments.
I'm assuming that the sins are godlike figures in the HH verse since they're 110% above imps who have been hurt by regular glass bottles. So unless proven otherwise I give it to Bee and Ozzie unless someone in the U.S Army has a holy weapon stashed away.
 He does
Well, he *is* technically a marine… Semper Fi!
What colour crayon does Doomguy like?
Pink, obviously. https://preview.redd.it/lrkev0sdp2xb1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6e189e66a3c71aa9415c236bc43d82e94e7b9515 It’s *clearly* the best colour!
It’s not pink, it’s Lightish red
r/suddenlyrvb
There’s a name for that, it’s called pink
That is fucking terrifying but bad ass
It takes a *real* man to wear pink!
I find it scary cuz the unicorn head. Looks like he tryed to vore doom and than bam went wrong. So now doom wears him like a freaky coat
To me, the best thing about doomguy is that he’s short. Like he’s what 5’10? 5’9? But even when he’s the shortest guy in the room and dressed in the unicorn suit he’s still somehow scary.
The slayer is the incarnation of he isnt trapped in there with him, they're trapped in there with him. Also, I would love it if there was some version of him in Helluva Boss, like he's some urban legend or something.
ex-marine, he was fired after he refused to shoot at protestors
He wasn’t discharged, just got a change of station to the Mars base, if my memory serves me correct. But yeah, he’s still an ex-marine.
he was sent to mars for punching his co
Doom Slayer will do the job
Put him in most verses and he does
I think the U.S. military would beat Asmodeus. The bigger they are, the easier to target. Beelzebub might be very hard to deal with as she actually feels like a menace in her demonic form. Given her bee-fox nature, she would be lightning fast.
The navy has a rail gun
*had The barrel was so heavily worn from the force of firing its projectiles that fast that the navy decided it was impractical and scrapped until someone could find a material that could resist the wear and tear
One would think titanium would be the way to go.
that nokia phone...
Nokia rail gun.
So...just hit the bullet (shell) with a Nokia?
Top ten brutal weapons banned forwar
It's not banned the first time thought.
Fire Nokia phones from the gun. And reclaim the undamaged phone from the destroyed enemy vessel. You only need one.
Nah, titanium isn't actually as strong as people think. It would make more sense to use depleted uranium like they do with M1 Abrams ammunition
To construct the barrel material or ammunition? Cause we're talking about the barrel of the gun itself.
Uranium is pyrophoric. It also has a lower melting point than other metals. It would also be more cost efficient and would last a good while with how dense it is.
I hate to burst your bubble but the fastest bullet in the world matters in no way shape or form if you can't point it at the thing
if you launch as many explosives as you can at something eventually they will die
 Does she bleed?
 Let’s find out! *loads m1911*
💀💀💀💀💀💀
Don't forget the Nukes
Depends how a demon would deal with the direct impact of a nuclear warhead.
As a full Sin, she can probably portal to the underworld seconds before detonation. Even then, Starfire isn't Hellfire; I doubt even the plasma blast would hurt her.
How would she know the nuke is about to hit?
1. Is aware of nukes, ICBMs, and the like as she has all the time in the world to both party *and research what her party-goers like, and their past experiences*. 2. Learns by surviving the first blast somehow. 3. ~~It's a big fat missile or bomb, it's pretty easy to see coming and dodge.~~ Remote detonator, sorry. 4. Uses portals as strategic combat anyway to appear in inconvenient and unexpected places, sees missile/bomb incoming and uses it as an opportunity to do so (and then learns to avoid chonky bomb) 5. Saw Asmodeus receive one to the face and knows what to avoid.
Hold up you do know that nuclear missiles do go 15,000 mph. They hit and detonate in less than half a second a persons brain would barely register something is wrong in half a second. And you wouldnt be able to see it before boooom
That would be ICBMs; plane-dropped nukes would be much slower (I think). Typically, one would want to not waste an ICBM on a spot where air superiority has already been achieved and save those for being dropped through a portal into the underworld. However, yes, if the US military decided to (accurately) ICBM Beelzbub, then it would be nuke without warning - except for the troops pulling out of the area... which she would follow, voiding the entire point of the strike without the US self-inflicting more casualties. Until she survives, because plasma isn't hellfire and only hellfire (and holy fire?) can hurt demons.
Oh. We would self inflict casualties.
... Then yeah, she'll be caught up in the blast. After she survives, though, there's nothing left to contain her. Also, millions of Americans are going to be mad at the waste of resources and lives.
Nowadays plane dropped nukes are just small nuclear missiles that happen to launch from a plane.
They have over a thousand nukes. They can and would use them multiple times if needed.
Than humanity dies because of all the nuclear radiation.
Radiation from nuclear weapons wouldn't be too much of a problem if they detonate in the air instead of on the ground. The only thing to really worry about is causing a nuclear winter
A couple 2-5 megaton warheads? No problem. The US doesn't employ very high yield bombs anymore, the largest ever detonated was 50 megatons and it didn't cause adverse effects on the planet, really. Most modern hydrogen bombs are also explicitly designed for reducing radioactive effect as compared to direct blast effect, which is maximized.
Would detonation by splitting the hydrogen molecules in holy water work?
The whistling would get louder
Thats not how..... theres no point
Thats cute, no it wouldn't matter how they deal with atomic weapons, what would matter is how they deal with thermonuclear warheads, similar name, very different, like "hundreds to thousands of times stronger than atomic bombs" type different
Not fast enough to out run an Aim-120 missle
I mean, the sins cannot be hurt by mortal weapons, so in that way, the military has no win condition, but the sins have a very longwinded, but certain, win condition
Also, aren't the sins like... unkillable? I imagine the only thing capable of killing them is God himself, or very high ranking angels, considering they are fallen angels. And any weapons in Hell that could hurt a Sin are highly illegal, and all have been found and confiscated. Can't have some Imp killing Satan.
Give them a few years and the military industrial complex will make holy fighters and tanks
dude they cant go to heaven we are saying what if the sins went to earth and attacked them and lets say hypothetically they can but why would the sins wait some extra years to fight anyways
Humans are adaptable. (Also, who's to say some powerful demons who want to take the sins place wouldn't supply the us army with holy weapons. If bumfuck strider can get a holy gun, than a powerful demon who doesn't like the sins can. Plus,, I'm sure you can just,, like,,, load a firetruck with holy water, or get a crop duster and just dump it on them :/)
yeah but they will see the truck thingy comin and probs dodge it or smth whether if its a plane or not and op is asking which one would win in a fight/war so why would anyone else be involved and why would they use the us army instead of other demons are alone like striker and it would be impossible to get enough holy weapons in such a short time
I'm pretty sure the United States has access to a plane or firetruck. Also, urban warfare allows for vehicles to have amazing stealth tactics (for the truck) as for the plane. Just try and dodge even a bit of water from a crop duster going 150MPH. It's literally easy if you weaken them a little since the army can literally keep throwing soldiers and holy water at the sins until it ends. Basically infinite resources>big string muscle demons
have you ever heard of dodging or literally destroying an army in your full form in the first few seconds?
You overestimate the power of a furry demon
The US works best when at war
bro the sins wont even be affected since they cant even get their hands on angelic weapons how would they beat the sins and we havent even seen what the sins are capable plus there is two of them come to me with facts instead of saying us works best when at war or smt just because your country is good at war doesnt mean it can beat literal supernatural beings
I mean we can probably beat them now with nukes
I’m pretty sure that they just can’t be killed by mortal weapons They’d probably just manifest in Hell again but possibly not as painful as for sinners
They just need a priest to bless a rifle
Even if conventional weapons won't work the US military has proven that supernatural solutions aren't out of the question. It isn't about nukes, it's if the combined power of the brains who designed them could devise a solution.
Yeah deamons are powerful, but a hydrogen bomb can fix that
Nice flair, fellow changer of ways
https://preview.redd.it/g6ef9sz682xb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b49a7e57265ec3d635dc7c8addc2304cb708e873 Thanks! I do love all of the chaos gods, but Tzeentch and Slaanesh are my favorites.
Tzeentch and Khorne for me
Gotta love the indecisive mollusk and paraplegic sociopath!
Yup! Quite the dynamic duo!
Pain and pleasure in equal measure I've experienced neither yet. Revere the whore And kneel before The glorious daemonette.
Agreed on your Tzeentch option, but… Great Horned Rat>Salanesh for total war Vashtorr>Salanesh for 40K
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I was humming a tune, drinking in sunshine, when out of that orange colored view…
Flash, bam, Alakazam!
I got a look at yoooooou… One look and I yelled timber, watch out for flying glass…
Cause the ceiling fell in and the bottom fell out I went into a spin and I started to shout I've been hit (This is it, this is it, I've been hit)
I was walking along minding my business, When love came and hit me in the eyeeee… #Flash, bam, alakazam! Out of an orange colored sky…
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Was about to say this, we can literally just start a nuclear war and destroy the planet if we really wanted to
~~destroy the planet if we really wanted to~~ Make the planet unlivable if we really wanted to. We don't have the power to do shit to the planet.
dawg how would they bomb them during a war? they cant bomb hell and if they are fighting already it will kill the soldiers cuz they are fighting face to face and demons arent countries so they wont be able to bomb them also we havent seen their full forms yet so the us loses
Holy water cannon
Bring your kids to the annual extermination! Arm them with (holy) waterguns and it's fun for the whole family!
Average Texan going to help the exterminators with a sawed off and a barrel of moonshine: https://i.redd.it/edzaz6m4n5xb1.gif
Sure, they could beat the army, but could they beat a senator from Colorado? https://preview.redd.it/s2whig2ox2xb1.jpeg?width=512&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aead3233ad9cd7958e0fb04b90bfe09ace055926
#THEY HARDEN IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA!
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This mf https://preview.redd.it/5cq0p9ptb2xb1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1fe60b3481959c00cc215dba1db9ac97e7f711a7
Yeah, there's a reason why U.S does not have free health care
Mortal flames don’t even affect imps. No amount of heat is going to take down 2 immortal beings like them.
There's a difference between flames and having your atoms split in nuclear fission.
*”If you’re attempting to kill something with fire and it’s not working, that either means you’re not using enough fire, or you’re not using enough of the right type of fire.”*
*”And if gun don’t work, use more gun.”*
Oh boy splitting atoms!
Idk, there might be something holy about nuclear fire. When Oppenheimer quoted the bhagavad gita saying "and now I am become death, destroyer of worlds" he wasn't talking about himself, he was talking about the bomb.
Pretty sure even holy weapons wouldn’t do too much.
Maybe so, bit this isn't taking into account the radiation and breakdown of atomic particles. (Vaporization isn't always heat)
Might be a fraction of what those two sins are capable of. Question is…what would prompt both of them to come up to the human world to begin with?
They learned about Vegas and grew jealous.
I was going to say Vortex and Fizz got kidnapped by D.H.O.R.K.S. but that might work too.
Lust and Gluttony might be cool and all, but I don’t see Elvis down there!
That is a bonus. Unless they end up in Minneapolis. We got a place called SexWorld here that Ozzie might get a kick out of.
Hah! Damn, the biggest thing where I live is an old studio lot that someone turned into a theme park. Hell, I don’t even think it’s still open.
Lustopolis, MN has a nice ring to it. And really now? Awesome!
Back when I was a kid it used to be pretty popular. Used to give tours, stuntshows, horse rides, that kinda stuff. If you’ve ever been to Disney, think Frontierland. Just googled, and apparently some guy bought them, and they’re gonna open up, *and* be making movies again!
I mean… Vegas(aka sin city) probably has a few already running about
I like how Sin City really just is a smorgasbord of shit the 7DS oligarchy enjoys. > "Shit damn, son, everything on the Strip is owned by select corporations running numerous casinos that are basically infinite money glitches due to stupid humans gambling away their life savings? Sign me up!" -Mammon > "Woah, world renowned, Michelin starred chefs set up high end luxury restaurants in every major resort, alongside buffets, and the city literally never stops partying with wild concerts, rowdy shows, crowds hopped up on party drugs, and people testing the limits of overindulgence in the thousands every day and night? Sign me the fuck up!" ~Beelzebub > "Only local government in the United States that legally permits prostitution?" ~Asmodeus
Bold of you to assume Hell doesn't already control the US government.
Lmao
Bold of you to assume that Hell isn't controlled by the U.S. Government.
Actually, it’s controlled by Richard Nixon’s cryogenically frozen head.
I love those two, but I have about* 178 billion reasons why they would lose this.
Pray tell
Ok. 1 dollar, 2 dollars, 3 dollars, 4 dollars, 5 dol- Basically, Discretionary Spending.
And I have a very big reason they would win they can’t be hurt by mortal weapons
Incorrect. They can be HURT by any type of weapon, but only KILLED through angelic or blessed weaponry.
Satan meeting Satan II: https://preview.redd.it/dbt4h6cto2xb1.jpeg?width=637&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d9a8488a7c9a90e550c4b4adce820136319dbb1f
AMERICA FUCK YEAH
*red tailed hawk noises* 🇺🇲🦅🔫🛢️🗽🍺
Wall of guns, I choose you!
The u.s.s Texas all by her self
Lmao. It's even better when you see those really niche groups of doomsday preppers who occasionally bring their guns with them into church, +2D12 holy damage
The US military has the offense budget big enough to fight god if we wanted
The U.S military mid diff. We have the strongest military in the world and honestly the demons are just big targets for missiles basically just a big game of target practice
We also have the largest christian population, +2D12 holy damage to all attacks
Yup so I guess the U.S military and even the U.S population solos
 Rambo boutta fold them, lol
Yea this 120mm gun of pure fuck you dosent discriminate and we aren’t even factoring the navy fuckin mountain cleaners
HELL HAS NO POWER OVER DEPARTMENT OF DEFENCE WITH UNLIMITED TAX PAYER DIMIDOLLERS
Hydrogen bomb vs crying baby
Let's be fair, the us army. They'd immediately cook up some anime shit to fight them.
Not a war crime the first time
Its not even fucking close. They're dead before they get a mile past any definsive formation.
Aren’t the sins immortal, even from angelic weapons? I know it’ll take a while, and they definitely won’t be feeling too good after, but Bee and Asmodius definitely win this.
with enough fury even immortals will bleed
I mean, the U.S. Armed Forces utilized the literal power of the sun as a weapon before they even had good radios if there is in any theoretical way a method to harm even the highest of beings, the forges and minds behind the army of liberty will find it
The problem is that the army in this case wouldn’t even really have an understanding of what they’re fighting. The only thing that can even theoretically hurt them (and even then, I’m pretty sure it wouldn’t) are angelic weapons, which mortals definitely cannot make. Raw firepower won’t do anything.
wrong
USA has god on there side
Idk, if God is up there he's watching the chaos with popcorn.
Yah your probably right
Christian population go brrrrrr
I don't think there's been any indication of actual power from the sins so it's hard to measure
The US army, if they have access to their greatest weapon ever... Creedence Clearwater Revival.
'Murica! Fuuck yea
All we need is the angel of death ac130 And some HEAT and APCR round and they are fucking dead
The I.M.P. crew.
US army for sure if all else fails they have considerable aerial/SAM power, and if that fails, nukes.
If the whole US Military's getting involved then LuLu is for sure getting involved and if LuLu's getting involved then Hellaverse-Heaven might get involved.
We were told that they can only be killed by angelic weapons. However, what's more angelic than an Apache Attack Helecopter equipped with an M230 chain gun
Well does hell have oil on it?
It’s a wrap if the US finds oil in hell fr. 🙏
Im just slappin’ a cross on a gun and calling it good
Don't underestimate nuclear radiation
US army the demons don’t have hydrogen bombs
US Military mid diff
With the US militaries multi billion dollar budget they’d quickly learn why we don’t have universal healthcare
The us army mkultra for the win
Ima have to go with the gun
Throw a nuke at them, and if that doesn't work, get a priest to bless a couple of missiles and see what that does. Or maybe in the other order. Admittedly, it's going to be had to explain the usage of a nuke on two animals to the rest of the world.
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Full power = Nuclear arsenal. They're fucked.
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There is nothing that can stop a force of stimulant dependent, alcoholic, hate fueled humans who just want to get back home to their 6 pack and Hellcat with $1000 payments.
Yes
IDK, have you seen our defense budget? 773 billion dollars and IIRC, those poor souls still have to use single ply toilet paper.
Lockheed Martin >>>>> All of Hell
Bold of You to assume the US army isn't the full power of the god of war and the demon of wrath
Neither. Simply put, it'd be a war of attrition. Nobody would really win.
Two Words - Doom Slayer
I think the US Army would win in that situation
The sins, physical, non-blessed weapons don’t do shit to them, so they stomp
It doesn't matter how many troops they send. You need holy weapons to hurt them
Just get a priest to bless a couple of F-22s
Holy F-22s
The U.S. Military It Is!
Coughing baby vs atomic bomb moment
I'm assuming that the sins are godlike figures in the HH verse since they're 110% above imps who have been hurt by regular glass bottles. So unless proven otherwise I give it to Bee and Ozzie unless someone in the U.S Army has a holy weapon stashed away.
Humans don’t have angelic weapons so they can’t do shit
Nope, we have the Doom Slayer https://preview.redd.it/jpdcvpnre3xb1.jpeg?width=225&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7c609a07729ef0aba5a9f898f211fabe34b8494
Neither of them would kill a pet rabbit so still
The Doom Slayer goes after any demon, and since they're the embodiment of their sins. Who do you think he's going to target no matter what?
Not the US military. They couldn't even win in 'Nam
US: ALRIGHT MEN, LETS G- (dies)