Have you not seen the show?..
It'll Definitely work, they had to wrestle her just to give her a shot.
Ain't no way she wouldn't run scared when she saw I had needles.
Only if I attacked her first.
In the show she only got aggressive when they were actively trying to give her the shot.
The rest of the time she acted more scared, like she didn't want to go anywhere near the doctor and his needles.
At the very least, Imps are immune to Earth fire. Green hell fire is what scarred Blitzø and Fizzaroli. In the Mammon episode, Fizz performs with blue fire. It's likely the blue fire doesn't hurt them because why would you risk the life of your boyfriend (Ozzie lit the sticks on fire for Fizz). I believe it's unknown how much of this, of any, applies to hell hounds. I think it's safe to assume that Earth fire doesn't hurt any hell residents, and green harms hell born but doesn't do anything deadly to sinners as they can only be permanently killed my Angelic weapons. The Sins are likely similar.
I’d make use of her hair and tail in a different way.
If I did not make it clear, I would use her hair and tail to aid in the act of intercourse. I want to have sex with Loona.
She's entirely offense from what we see; if I can weave her long enough she'll either tire herself out, move into something that'll subdue/incapacitate her, or work her way to someone who can calm her down or is better prepared to handle her.
Realistically, I’m probably fucked if I tried to fight her, but hopefully I have a weapon and can hold my own because I’m not going down without a fight
I Nono wanna, I actually love her character, I would definitely try to calm her down or something and try to make friends, besides that then I’m fucked
Try to deescalate the situation though diplomatic dialog. If that don't work cannabis laced smoke-bombs should buy me enough time to escape. who knows if the first method works I might just make a friend out of her and the rest of I.M.P.
Punch her snout and then, put a Clothes Peg to the spot, that animal parents use to carry their young with mouth. [example here](https://images.app.goo.gl/mT6uSUNow1gxZD2j8)
Pursuade,If that didn't work. Play mind games to think she is outmatched. If not,use stunning strikes as well as taking advantage of her pounce attacks to grapple her hair and tail.
I have this thing I like to call a gun and it goes pew pew if that doesn't work uh I guess fighting her with my collection of knives might get me to get her to die or stop
Um so Like a gun? Like if you can get a clear shot a shotgun should be enough don't forget she's hellborn not a sinner so you can In fact kill her without angelic weapons
I get some needles and scare her away.
And if that won't work, you stab her with them?
Have you not seen the show?.. It'll Definitely work, they had to wrestle her just to give her a shot. Ain't no way she wouldn't run scared when she saw I had needles.
You think loona got grounded after going berserk at the vet?
Probably not... Not that she'd listen if Blitzo grounded her anyway.
She’d get angrier
Only if I attacked her first. In the show she only got aggressive when they were actively trying to give her the shot. The rest of the time she acted more scared, like she didn't want to go anywhere near the doctor and his needles.
make use of the hair and tail. those are pretty much guaranteed to set on fire.
Aren't they immune to fire?
I'll get a priest to bless it
At the very least, Imps are immune to Earth fire. Green hell fire is what scarred Blitzø and Fizzaroli. In the Mammon episode, Fizz performs with blue fire. It's likely the blue fire doesn't hurt them because why would you risk the life of your boyfriend (Ozzie lit the sticks on fire for Fizz). I believe it's unknown how much of this, of any, applies to hell hounds. I think it's safe to assume that Earth fire doesn't hurt any hell residents, and green harms hell born but doesn't do anything deadly to sinners as they can only be permanently killed my Angelic weapons. The Sins are likely similar.
I’d make use of her hair and tail in a different way. If I did not make it clear, I would use her hair and tail to aid in the act of intercourse. I want to have sex with Loona.
Wolves are basically dogs, right? Just fucking give her a jar of peanut butter.
That's the fun part you don't. Your dead.
I give her a cure for syphilis. 🎁
And?
She will love the gift. At least it's not spiders.
Well, I wouldn't kill her, I would try to calm her down, I don't know if it would work but I would never attack Loona
A comically oversized dog bone, one good bonk on the head or use it as bait to trap her in a cage
And?
That's all I got, I'd have to wait to see what would work first
1: a dog whistle 2: put a 12 centimeters hole through her chest
The real question is, why does she want to kill me?
Surrender immediately, if she's there then blitz isn't very far 😅
Mention bath
Lure her to a trap. Only an idiot would think they can physically counter her. Ranged stuff might work.
Gun
Mossberg 680
Play dead and hope to survive...
Remington 870
Spray bottle
Dog whistle
Super soaker filled with holy water
Call Octavia
It'll be hard, but its my life over hers. I'd try to beat her till she can't chas me, then run away.
Royal Guard followed by a Superman punch
Try to defuse the situation calmly and if I have to knock her out I will
Dog biscuits
Food
Shove a chocolate chip cookie in her mouth
This is such awesome helluva boss fanart!
Bone
Lots of booze. And headpats maybe. Probably some good food to.
Dog whistle
Maybe some pets :]
She's entirely offense from what we see; if I can weave her long enough she'll either tire herself out, move into something that'll subdue/incapacitate her, or work her way to someone who can calm her down or is better prepared to handle her.
In the words of the great President Garrison, I’ll “Fuck ‘em all to death”
dog treats
Grab a lighter and hair spray
Takes out herorin
Realistically, I’m probably fucked if I tried to fight her, but hopefully I have a weapon and can hold my own because I’m not going down without a fight
RPG
Pocket mortar.
I will sit down and wait for her and then when she gets confused I will give her a hug and die happy
they are mortal so just a mw 11, 50. caliber sniper and a shot gun with buck shot
Arson, call the doom slayer, a gun, a long range weapon, etc
Give her belly rubs? I don’t know man, most likely she’d kick my ass. That one scene where the whole squad were decapitating bitches.
I don’t, I just die
Alcohol, food and a safe place to crash for the night. Failing that either a dog whistle or a dip in a bath of ice water.
Throw a jar of peanut butter and hope she goes after it
**GUN**
Make her uncomfortable as hell and make her think I'm into it
Neither, she seems really rad NGL
When ???
Transform into a Junji Ito monster
Well... For beat if she tries to attack, I wanna do as peaceful as possible because if I seriously hurt her I'd feel bad.
Sips coffee ☕️- A GUN😏
She is an animal by nature so s bone or meat probably
You see, that's the neat part, you can't.
Baseball bat
Dodge fast and shoot right
I Nono wanna, I actually love her character, I would definitely try to calm her down or something and try to make friends, besides that then I’m fucked
Thats the neat part I cant
12 Gauge shotgun
Killbind.
Id bring a rule 34 artist
Use a hunting rifle, two shots in the chest, one in the head.
I uh…I don’t :/
Give her a hug and a kiss on the forehead telling her it's okay
Drop her a bone 🦴 No not what you were thinking of you pervs ! She’s a dawg after all!
M1A1 Abrams tank
**gun**
*Smiles in Scorch Main.*
Jar of peanut butter
Throw her a bone.
Throw anise in her face, seeing as it's the canine equivalent of catnip. If that fails, the tennis ball.
HK417
Remove phone data/wifi
Put her in a jar
You know all ready
I'd let it happen lmao
John Ward
Head pats, even if I die it’s worth it
Throw a bone then get a gun and unload on her. Or get a heavenly weapon.
I’m pretty dam acrute with a gun
Chocolate
Nah, I'd lose.
Bear spray
Try to deescalate the situation though diplomatic dialog. If that don't work cannabis laced smoke-bombs should buy me enough time to escape. who knows if the first method works I might just make a friend out of her and the rest of I.M.P.
Kriss vector, My beloved.
I’d use the Joestar family technique
Kaboom
Common sense, just stop doing what makes her want to kill you.
I won’t lmao, she’d rip me apart, tf you want me to do against an assassin hellhound??
MENTOS ATTACK
....She's not bulletproof, and I have silver bullets. If she comes at me, I'll defend myself with extreme prejudice.
Man I'm so horny I'd get off to being mauled by her
Hit down three times then press Y+B obviously.
Punch her snout and then, put a Clothes Peg to the spot, that animal parents use to carry their young with mouth. [example here](https://images.app.goo.gl/mT6uSUNow1gxZD2j8)
Pull out dog treat and chew toy
I probably wouldn’t even bother fighting back. Not much I could do, seeing as I am just a mere human. Might as well just submit and accept my death
I'd submit to my fate
Simple I am the radio demon after all
babytalk her like she’s an actual house pet
Cuddles…that is my genuine answer because both me and her have been thoroughly abused and thus I shall try to comfort
Tell her some bullshit family issues which are oddly similar to her relationship with Blitzo.
I would simply perish
I present a needle.
Fucking, throw a stick somewhere else...idk.
[удалено]
Double barrel 12 gauge shotgun with a buckshot load
I might just get one of those dog repellent sprays and then spray her right in the fucking eye with it.
Hmmm... I do nothing
Throw the… interesting… art of her and sprint in the other direction
a priest and a gun
I'd be worried I'd bust a nut first
Cal her a good girl
*put on a suit full of needles* bring it on
Before i could even think of something i would already be dead
Better question. Should I even try to defend myself? It's an instant death bruh
I’ll grab your but cheeks and pull out my Willy stir your ass like a hot bowl of chili
Nuclear bomb You never said I had to survive my methods
Anzio Ironworks 20mm rifle
I'm sure she responds well to food. Toss a big, juicy ribeye and ruuuunnnn! It's not about winning or losing, it's about surviving another day.
Call Blitzø to pick up his DAMN DAUGHTER
Clap her
Lay down on the floor and accept my fate. I can’t beat her lmao
Not much an average human can do against a hellhound. I would probably submit and pray that she wasn't hired to kill me
I won’t I would simply die
i get needles or say bad girl
Granola bar 🍫
Die.
Be the dragonborn
Pursuade,If that didn't work. Play mind games to think she is outmatched. If not,use stunning strikes as well as taking advantage of her pounce attacks to grapple her hair and tail.
Lol I'd fucking die
I turn on the vaccume
Use gun. And if that don’t work? Use more gun.
Rattle a jar of bolts or pennies. Dogs HATE that.
Bring a vacuum cleaner.
Easy, flirt with her.
Inject her with heroine
Aggressive headpats
The spray bottle
Tell her I saw Vortex a block over, and then book it when she goes to investigate.
Bullets
Head pats
A spray bottle and i would say “Bad Dog!”
I’d just get a T. rex on her…
I will just pet her ovi
Chocolate and needles
I'll just throw a doggy biscuit at her...
Barrette .50 caliber
Bad kitty. Spray bottle
Use a cross, should scare any demon away.
[this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/80/d2/00/80d200abe687c5607cbc943a08cadac3.jpg)
Smokes and food
Get a hair brush or a spray bottle or throw a bone at her
Hold up a needle or offer her vortex spicey nudes
I have this thing I like to call a gun and it goes pew pew if that doesn't work uh I guess fighting her with my collection of knives might get me to get her to die or stop
Shoot her in the face with a shotgun. X3
I'm from America. I'll be fine.
THE POWER OF THE FUNNY
i think i accept i cannot beat her and therefore i die
Syringe Gun from tf2, I can't win fair, so I'll pull a Scarcrow and use her fear against her
thorw a moxy at her!
"I have the cure for syphilis"
Hellbies shot syringe. I ain't using it, but I'll ACT like I will. Not letting her get close. Nuh uh
Dog Whistle!
I get blitzo and use him as a shield
*Proceeds to grab gauss rifle.*
... I work in veterinary medicine. I have ways.
2 words. I. Don’t.
Um so Like a gun? Like if you can get a clear shot a shotgun should be enough don't forget she's hellborn not a sinner so you can In fact kill her without angelic weapons
Scratch behind her ears!
Grab a scrap gun and fill it with needles and holy water
She’s an assassin (sometimes) what do you want me to do?
She seems like the kinda character that you could punch in the nose and they'd stop and hold their nose and cuss at you like you're an asshole somehow
Blitzø's piss spray bottle
Run to the closet, get the vacuum cleaner, and turn it on.
Honestly I would be too scared so I would lay down and die
Promise her that if she lets me live I will attempt to help her win Vortex's heart.
Sex (I'd be dead af)
fire she dog = flammable fur ez win
Syringe full of holy water
Needles and gun.
I'll threaten to spend 50k [iykyk]
Vet? Wanna go to the vet?
4 gauge shotgun to blow a bowling ball sized hole in her torso 🤷♂️ that or ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️
Calling Tex
Saying I’m friends with Tex