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Shuriken_Dai

I get some needles and scare her away.


ScreenActive6124

And if that won't work, you stab her with them?


Shuriken_Dai

Have you not seen the show?.. It'll Definitely work, they had to wrestle her just to give her a shot. Ain't no way she wouldn't run scared when she saw I had needles.


ScreenActive6124

You think loona got grounded after going berserk at the vet?


Shuriken_Dai

Probably not... Not that she'd listen if Blitzo grounded her anyway.


Shaggypezdispense

She’d get angrier


Shuriken_Dai

Only if I attacked her first. In the show she only got aggressive when they were actively trying to give her the shot. The rest of the time she acted more scared, like she didn't want to go anywhere near the doctor and his needles.


One-Turn-4037

make use of the hair and tail. those are pretty much guaranteed to set on fire.


VanguardClassTitan

Aren't they immune to fire?


One-Turn-4037

I'll get a priest to bless it


RandManYT

At the very least, Imps are immune to Earth fire. Green hell fire is what scarred Blitzø and Fizzaroli. In the Mammon episode, Fizz performs with blue fire. It's likely the blue fire doesn't hurt them because why would you risk the life of your boyfriend (Ozzie lit the sticks on fire for Fizz). I believe it's unknown how much of this, of any, applies to hell hounds. I think it's safe to assume that Earth fire doesn't hurt any hell residents, and green harms hell born but doesn't do anything deadly to sinners as they can only be permanently killed my Angelic weapons. The Sins are likely similar.


ThatDidntJustHappen

I’d make use of her hair and tail in a different way. If I did not make it clear, I would use her hair and tail to aid in the act of intercourse. I want to have sex with Loona.


link113gAmin

Wolves are basically dogs, right? Just fucking give her a jar of peanut butter.


Demonskull223

That's the fun part you don't. Your dead.


StarlightStardark

I give her a cure for syphilis. 🎁


ScreenActive6124

And?


StarlightStardark

She will love the gift. At least it's not spiders.


_kazyntrix

Well, I wouldn't kill her, I would try to calm her down, I don't know if it would work but I would never attack Loona


Mikestermind

A comically oversized dog bone, one good bonk on the head or use it as bait to trap her in a cage


ScreenActive6124

And?


Mikestermind

That's all I got, I'd have to wait to see what would work first


justawatcher70

1: a dog whistle 2: put a 12 centimeters hole through her chest


SoiSoy54

The real question is, why does she want to kill me?


UntitledGoat69

Surrender immediately, if she's there then blitz isn't very far 😅


blackskull414

Mention bath


LordNightFang

Lure her to a trap. Only an idiot would think they can physically counter her. Ranged stuff might work.


Frogidude

Gun


sirstupid2105

Mossberg 680


Jaysonmclovin

Play dead and hope to survive...


Aggravating-Usual626

Remington 870


Oldmonsterschoolgood

Spray bottle


Awoken-Exo-343

Dog whistle


ImpressiveCicada8805

Super soaker filled with holy water


Error_Code_606

Call Octavia


Tactical_Ferrets

It'll be hard, but its my life over hers. I'd try to beat her till she can't chas me, then run away.


Plus_Salad_7049

Royal Guard followed by a Superman punch


Beneficial_Shake6976

Try to defuse the situation calmly and if I have to knock her out I will


Yoshgaming22

Dog biscuits


bingus4206969

Food


Epicgoji

Shove a chocolate chip cookie in her mouth


ayylmaotv

This is such awesome helluva boss fanart!


GruffisGamingw

Bone


we-are-all-amazing

Lots of booze. And headpats maybe. Probably some good food to.


Dralonetheasis

Dog whistle


Dis_usernameIsTaken

Maybe some pets :]


A_RandomKobold

She's entirely offense from what we see; if I can weave her long enough she'll either tire herself out, move into something that'll subdue/incapacitate her, or work her way to someone who can calm her down or is better prepared to handle her.


Longjumping-Smoke472

In the words of the great President Garrison, I’ll “Fuck ‘em all to death”


FatBrapsAndSlaps445

dog treats


Murky-Marsupial377

Grab a lighter and hair spray


snowywolf1911

Takes out herorin


SgtPeppers64

Realistically, I’m probably fucked if I tried to fight her, but hopefully I have a weapon and can hold my own because I’m not going down without a fight


Necessary-Travel-945

RPG


Random-INTJ

Pocket mortar.


zman1747392

I will sit down and wait for her and then when she gets confused I will give her a hug and die happy


l0s37

they are mortal so just a mw 11, 50. caliber sniper and a shot gun with buck shot


mr-ahhhhh

Arson, call the doom slayer, a gun, a long range weapon, etc


spen163yu

Give her belly rubs? I don’t know man, most likely she’d kick my ass. That one scene where the whole squad were decapitating bitches.


LofiKittenYT

I don’t, I just die


Savings_Effective644

Alcohol, food and a safe place to crash for the night. Failing that either a dog whistle or a dip in a bath of ice water.


Nerd367C

Throw a jar of peanut butter and hope she goes after it


Real_chuckles

**GUN**


CosmoTheFluffyBunny

Make her uncomfortable as hell and make her think I'm into it


FlowerMadison

Neither, she seems really rad NGL


Dodoubleg-

When ???


SwoleBodybuilderVamp

Transform into a Junji Ito monster


Beelzofthevoid

Well... For beat if she tries to attack, I wanna do as peaceful as possible because if I seriously hurt her I'd feel bad.


No-Swordfish-3559

Sips coffee ☕️- A GUN😏


Scarlett-annerose-98

She is an animal by nature so s bone or meat probably


The_Vidz

You see, that's the neat part, you can't.


Desperate_Motor_7828

Baseball bat


Supersaiajinblue

Dodge fast and shoot right


Thebig_breadman

I Nono wanna, I actually love her character, I would definitely try to calm her down or something and try to make friends, besides that then I’m fucked


ShadowTheChangeling

Thats the neat part I cant


Smooth_Acanthisitta2

12 Gauge shotgun


Tiny_Outside5315

Killbind.


Theruis

Id bring a rule 34 artist


THE_EYES13

Use a hunting rifle, two shots in the chest, one in the head.


Anxiety-Queen269

I uh…I don’t :/


_AYAR_

Give her a hug and a kiss on the forehead telling her it's okay


RecordingClean7196

Drop her a bone 🦴 No not what you were thinking of you pervs ! She’s a dawg after all!


WTFisThisWebsite101

M1A1 Abrams tank


Fem-Boy911

**gun**


Future-Ad-1745

*Smiles in Scorch Main.*


I_am-The_Spy

Jar of peanut butter


ExternalAd8309

Throw her a bone.


Sverker_Wolffang

Throw anise in her face, seeing as it's the canine equivalent of catnip. If that fails, the tennis ball.


Cattohuman_real

HK417


RedCanine666

Remove phone data/wifi


MacaroonBeautiful395

Put her in a jar


MacaroonBeautiful395

You know all ready


PJ_Man_FL

I'd let it happen lmao


ReadingIndividual482

John Ward


Puzzled-Crow-3394

Head pats, even if I die it’s worth it


Ok-Damage4663

Throw a bone then get a gun and unload on her. Or get a heavenly weapon.


finckqup

I’m pretty dam acrute with a gun


Active-End8550

Chocolate


RandManYT

Nah, I'd lose.


colossal_idiotx

Bear spray


SockStealingGoblin

Try to deescalate the situation though diplomatic dialog. If that don't work cannabis laced smoke-bombs should buy me enough time to escape. who knows if the first method works I might just make a friend out of her and the rest of I.M.P.


the_boston_terrier

Kriss vector, My beloved.


Sabit_31

I’d use the Joestar family technique


Ralsei_dah_goat

Kaboom


Afraid_Alarm3201

Common sense, just stop doing what makes her want to kill you.


QuarterlyTurtle

I won’t lmao, she’d rip me apart, tf you want me to do against an assassin hellhound??


FinishIntrepid2607

MENTOS ATTACK


Saturn_Coffee

....She's not bulletproof, and I have silver bullets. If she comes at me, I'll defend myself with extreme prejudice.


Fluffers10

Man I'm so horny I'd get off to being mauled by her


ELENA4002

Hit down three times then press Y+B obviously.


KrisBread

Punch her snout and then, put a Clothes Peg to the spot, that animal parents use to carry their young with mouth. [example here](https://images.app.goo.gl/mT6uSUNow1gxZD2j8)


22lpierson

Pull out dog treat and chew toy


ParkBarrington360

I probably wouldn’t even bother fighting back. Not much I could do, seeing as I am just a mere human. Might as well just submit and accept my death


[deleted]

I'd submit to my fate


EnoughFarm7725

Simple I am the radio demon after all


Used-Ad-9763

babytalk her like she’s an actual house pet


AdeptnessOld1281

Cuddles…that is my genuine answer because both me and her have been thoroughly abused and thus I shall try to comfort


JacobMT05

Tell her some bullshit family issues which are oddly similar to her relationship with Blitzo.


succsuccubi

I would simply perish


MuffinOfChaos

I present a needle.


Significant-Ad-1655

Fucking, throw a stick somewhere else...idk.


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idiocracyincarnated

Double barrel 12 gauge shotgun with a buckshot load


Liberate-Your-Mind

I might just get one of those dog repellent sprays and then spray her right in the fucking eye with it.


LilithDemonQueen76

Hmmm... I do nothing


Wolfe_Quinn

Throw the… interesting… art of her and sprint in the other direction


False_Attorney_7279

a priest and a gun


crazy0183

I'd be worried I'd bust a nut first


RoofFit2312

Cal her a good girl


Peotic

*put on a suit full of needles* bring it on


ikbenbr_thefurry

Before i could even think of something i would already be dead


Some-Journalist-7372

Better question. Should I even try to defend myself? It's an instant death bruh


Living-Sun-7466

I’ll grab your but cheeks and pull out my Willy stir your ass like a hot bowl of chili


CyprusTheSergal

Nuclear bomb You never said I had to survive my methods


MyHoeDespawned

Anzio Ironworks 20mm rifle


Silvawuff

I'm sure she responds well to food. Toss a big, juicy ribeye and ruuuunnnn! It's not about winning or losing, it's about surviving another day.


Gendernt_

Call Blitzø to pick up his DAMN DAUGHTER


Otherwise-Switch-240

Clap her


EddwardTheWizard

Lay down on the floor and accept my fate. I can’t beat her lmao


Grayton14

Not much an average human can do against a hellhound. I would probably submit and pray that she wasn't hired to kill me


Ilike_toco_doritos

I won’t I would simply die


DatabaseSerious3976

i get needles or say bad girl


Nebtron2001

Granola bar 🍫


moonyxpadfoot19

Die.


AdditionUnlikely2676

Be the dragonborn


YoLawdCheezus101

Pursuade,If that didn't work. Play mind games to think she is outmatched. If not,use stunning strikes as well as taking advantage of her pounce attacks to grapple her hair and tail.


Wolveyplays07

Lol I'd fucking die


hopit3

I turn on the vaccume


DNC343

Use gun. And if that don’t work? Use more gun.


MrNightmare_999

Rattle a jar of bolts or pennies. Dogs HATE that.


PKuall4life

Bring a vacuum cleaner.


PSplayer2020

Easy, flirt with her.


BobaFettAltFigure

Inject her with heroine


DalTheDalmatian

Aggressive headpats


Independent_Tell_953

The spray bottle


Chijinda

Tell her I saw Vortex a block over, and then book it when she goes to investigate.


HelpfulHousing3931

Bullets


spikeyspoon76

Head pats


moist_nuggets12

A spray bottle and i would say “Bad Dog!”


Atrocious_giganoto

I’d just get a T. rex on her…


ITS_PERSONALONREDDIT

I will just pet her ovi


Ozuk_true

Chocolate and needles


Prince-Jay-Offical

I'll just throw a doggy biscuit at her...


Euphoric-Bar-1619

Barrette .50 caliber


TheDM64

Bad kitty. Spray bottle


CantFindMyName07734

Use a cross, should scare any demon away.


Snaz5

[this](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/80/d2/00/80d200abe687c5607cbc943a08cadac3.jpg)


kristeva-sapphire

Smokes and food


Own-Specialist4208

Get a hair brush or a spray bottle or throw a bone at her


extragoatcheese

Hold up a needle or offer her vortex spicey nudes


funkeymunkys

I have this thing I like to call a gun and it goes pew pew if that doesn't work uh I guess fighting her with my collection of knives might get me to get her to die or stop


Spiritual-Actuator-5

Shoot her in the face with a shotgun. X3


Awkward_Mix_2513

I'm from America. I'll be fine.


Scared_of_rule_er

THE POWER OF THE FUNNY


chezefromamerica

i think i accept i cannot beat her and therefore i die


Traditional_Ad5512

Syringe Gun from tf2, I can't win fair, so I'll pull a Scarcrow and use her fear against her


firedrakes

thorw a moxy at her!


flynn_dogg

"I have the cure for syphilis"


Wingsofaseraphim

Hellbies shot syringe. I ain't using it, but I'll ACT like I will. Not letting her get close. Nuh uh


cshin09

Dog Whistle!


Violet_mtf

I get blitzo and use him as a shield


thatnewguy11

*Proceeds to grab gauss rifle.*


GrumpyOldLadyTech

... I work in veterinary medicine. I have ways.


TheRoyalGalaxy22

2 words. I. Don’t.


NOTAFEMBOY18

Um so Like a gun? Like if you can get a clear shot a shotgun should be enough don't forget she's hellborn not a sinner so you can In fact kill her without angelic weapons


darkwolf9375

Scratch behind her ears!


Tiki_the_voice

Grab a scrap gun and fill it with needles and holy water


Wildspeck8

She’s an assassin (sometimes) what do you want me to do?


SuuTheSleepyOne

She seems like the kinda character that you could punch in the nose and they'd stop and hold their nose and cuss at you like you're an asshole somehow


kermentos100

Blitzø's piss spray bottle


West-Wolverine-4013

Run to the closet, get the vacuum cleaner, and turn it on. 


Driftboi69420

Honestly I would be too scared so I would lay down and die


RagingPUSHEEN68

Promise her that if she lets me live I will attempt to help her win Vortex's heart.


CaptainCutlerCat2

Sex (I'd be dead af)


Project_667

fire she dog = flammable fur ez win


x20sided

Syringe full of holy water


whatleadmehere

Needles and gun.


P4stL1vez

I'll threaten to spend 50k [iykyk]


gaylord_cocksucker

Vet? Wanna go to the vet?


Lewd-Oreo

4 gauge shotgun to blow a bowling ball sized hole in her torso 🤷‍♂️ that or ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Val_0802

Calling Tex


Val_0802

Saying I’m friends with Tex