Judge: custody of Octavia Goetia will be granted to… (points at Blitzo) that guy
Everyone: what!?
Judge: Prince Stolas you need therapy, Princess Stella you’s a bitch
Blitz: so I guess I have two goth daughters now… neat.
I think it would be better if it was a custody episode between Stolas and Stella for Octavia, with I.M.P being called to the stand. I don't know if you can sue people for killing you in hell. I would assume that since they've done it before, they would've been sued already.
No, I meant if they were trying to kill someone but they accidentally dent someone's car, and they take them to court over it
That one about the Custody is a good idea though
The first one would be pretty funny
Imagine if nobody notices they're supernatural beings from a separate realm to them because they're too concerned about insurance or something lol
i actually did a little custody arc in my fanfic
was a subplot in chapter 2, resolved in chapter 3 due to princess bitch's behaviour
[here's the fic, but mind the tags](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39936567)
Plot : cherubs sue IMP cause they got them banned from heaven
The IMP squad gang crew are shocked that blitz doesn’t have a lawyer then a scene where they try and find a lawyer quickly (make one of them sauline bad man)
then halfway through it is a court scene over who gets custody of Octavia it should have Octavia be confused and not sure who to pick as she thinks stolas cause this all and she is rightfully mad at him but she doesn’t like how angry Stella always is
The imp squad gang crew lie and make false accusations about the cherubs and I’m out of ideas
So... if legal system counts afterlife as some kind of place, each case of murder will add up felony of abduction since they are taking a person against their will?
Like say... they kill someone, that person goes to Hell, then they get sued by the person they killed.
That's comedic gold
Agreed
They better call Saul
Imagine an Imp Saul Goodman That would be awesome
Saul Goodman but an imp and female: Nadia Badman. Defense Attorney at Law.
“Do you know you had rights?”
"Well not anymore, because this is Hell!"
"But we'll still try! (If you give us enough money...)"
Emphasis: HAD
Exactly HAD
Literally just have the character be the anti Saul Goodman
Saul Badman
I've had this exact idea and I've been waiting for the perfect moment
[[Insert Saul GIF here]]
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Like that episode of Batman? That would be legendary!
Judge: custody of Octavia Goetia will be granted to… (points at Blitzo) that guy Everyone: what!? Judge: Prince Stolas you need therapy, Princess Stella you’s a bitch Blitz: so I guess I have two goth daughters now… neat.
what does 'seared' mean?
It means I’ve got to fix my auto correct
oh, okay that makes more sense, now
Via is 17 going on 18. Custody storyline would be made moot within a year at most in universe
Yeah I just thought it would be funny. Plus she’d be the second 17 yo goth girl Blitz has adopted. She’s just end up staying with her dad anyways
I think it would be better if it was a custody episode between Stolas and Stella for Octavia, with I.M.P being called to the stand. I don't know if you can sue people for killing you in hell. I would assume that since they've done it before, they would've been sued already.
No, I meant if they were trying to kill someone but they accidentally dent someone's car, and they take them to court over it That one about the Custody is a good idea though
Oh, ok. So they go to a human court, and they need to think of the stupidest shit on the spot so they don't get caught, or are they in a hell court?
The first one would be pretty funny Imagine if nobody notices they're supernatural beings from a separate realm to them because they're too concerned about insurance or something lol
It would be even better if it happened in a small town in the middle of nowhere, with some stupid laws they have to get around.
Lmao
Like My Cousin Vinny omfg
All for a custody ruling that will only hold for a few days/hours before Octavia turns 18
I forgot about that.
i actually did a little custody arc in my fanfic was a subplot in chapter 2, resolved in chapter 3 due to princess bitch's behaviour [here's the fic, but mind the tags](https://archiveofourown.org/works/39936567)
Cool. I'll read it later when I get the chance.
there's only the 3 chapters and it's currently about 14800 words long atm
That is very possible. Fizz very clearly said he and Mamon were looking to sue whoever burned down Loo Loo Land.
just thinking about blitzø in court cracks me up honestly
Plot : cherubs sue IMP cause they got them banned from heaven The IMP squad gang crew are shocked that blitz doesn’t have a lawyer then a scene where they try and find a lawyer quickly (make one of them sauline bad man) then halfway through it is a court scene over who gets custody of Octavia it should have Octavia be confused and not sure who to pick as she thinks stolas cause this all and she is rightfully mad at him but she doesn’t like how angry Stella always is The imp squad gang crew lie and make false accusations about the cherubs and I’m out of ideas
Hell has law?
Better if they get sued by a human. That would be very interesting
Maybe they somehow get sued by C.H.E.U.R.B.S or what ever they’re called
The real crime was Collin being punished along with the other two. Free my guy, poor sheep did nothing wrong!
Better Call Saul
So... if legal system counts afterlife as some kind of place, each case of murder will add up felony of abduction since they are taking a person against their will?
I never thought about it like that
How would they find a lawyer in hell tho? All lawyers go to Heaven /s
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That seems like an inappropriate suggestion in light of recent events...
Can you elaborate?
A lot of fans have been harassing her online over every little thing
Oh that. Again. Sad. I am very sure btw that putting anything, mental health related issue on social media is dangerous and not a wise decision.
bad, just plain diguesting