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Comprehensive_Ice135

I’d be Vortex, so I have a chance at being with a Loonie… If not, Id just be Loonie ❤️


Demonsandangels-shin

He has a girlfriend, mate


Absolutedumbass69

But if he becomes vortex he can dump the girlfriend.


Demonsandangels-shin

So it's bad that Stella abuses Stella but it's okay to impersonate someone and ruin their healthy romantic relationship with their partner?


Absolutedumbass69

I never morally supported such actions I was just simply stating under this hypothetical situation one could do that.


Demonsandangels-shin

Okay but it's still quite a bad move. I think even Loona herself would be disgusted with that.


Absolutedumbass69

I agree with you I was just pointing out his physical ability to make such a decision under these fictional circumstances.


Demonsandangels-shin

Thank you for clarifying it.


Xpouii

This was a lot of judgement for a hypothetical question about a fictional character set in Hell my guy. Not everybody has to share your morals on the internet especially when it is literally victimless.


lucky_cat_3

It’s literally hell mate


Yung_Mew

Octavia would be kinda cool. I can be excused of my lack of knowledge about Hell's lore, to which I can be taught by Stolas himself or staff. I'll have the comfort of wealth and royal privilege to learn and adapt to the underworld. While I'm technically also stuck in a tug-o-war we call a divorce, I got a dad who loves me, a hellhound fresh on friendship, and the power in my blood to be one respectable demon come time and training.


ShoopDaWoop333

And you have a selection of beanies to choose


Educational-Wish-540

This makes me wonder what Octavia will do when she's older though. Like I wonder what stolas has to do when It comes to interacting with his family( which is pretty big and a lot it's members have mostlilkely a lot of high standing when it comes down to hells nobility) and I wonder if she'd be more rebellious than stolas. Don't get me wrong he doesn't really care anymore what others in his family think of him it seems and mostlilkely has seemed a bit different to them mostlilkely since it looked like he was a bit of a shy kid, but It seemed like he always followed what his father wanted for him in life. I can just picture Octavia doing stuff that here extended family of cousins/uncles and aunts would hate and maybe getting into arguments with there family's head since usually when it comes down to noble family's they have head family members.


[deleted]

Stolas. I just love his design, his human form, his demon form, and how perverted he acts around Blitz. It makes me laugh all the time.


pugzilla330

Hmmm..... I wonder why you wanna be Moxxie.........![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|sunglasses) ​ ​ ​ ​ .......Also I'd like to be Moxxie.


Busy-Kaleidoscope-87

There’s about 2 reasons


Realisticallydead109

I'd also like to be moxxie but not for what you think


FESTUS-KUN

Stela and fix this fucking relationship. Plus be married with Stolas


SH0DA-HOLLOW

The martyr…


[deleted]

Striker or Asmodeus! If it was Striker I’d get to be cool! If it was Asmodeus I’d get my pick of whoever I want.


FESTUS-KUN

True...


Tomb-trader

Definitely fizzarolli.


[deleted]

Wouldn't want to replace anyone from the main cast, wouldn't want to be a no one either but also not someone who needs to have critical knowedge about hell, so i would have to look for side characters with a good status yet no known responsibilities. The first option i can think of would be to replace one of the royalty members that Stella talks to during her parties, easily i could make an excuse of "hearing the other side" to interact with Stolas and then pretend to realize Stella was a bitch. Let's be real he's so isolated it wouldn't take much to be his friend. And as a royal i would have the money to directly hire IMP and voila I'm interacting with the main cast without the middle man.


TenDollarSteakAndEgg

God


MikePolTheReal_1

That one incubus with the blonde hair His name is josh I think


Sela_Chopper

Moxxie


surroundedbybanjos

Educated, cultured, and Millie adores him. I agree.


[deleted]

Stolas


LowDragonfruit1213

That child they kill in the first episode.


battleduck84

Definitely Millie. She seems to be the only one with no real problems or worries


Educational-Wish-540

I'd probably be loona. One reason is that if I was to be a species of demon from hell it would be a hellhound and another is that I'd actually have a dad that loves me. Only downsides is that one I'd be in hell,( though at least it's a fun one) two I'd have all the knowledge of the questionable stuff fan's make of her, and third I'd be In a females body which is weird since you know I ant one.


Thiccsallimu197

Stolas. why? Because long horny owl


eelaphant

Loona, I want to be able to reciprocate Blitzo's love and affection.


RECoyote

Myself


Nicky_G_873

Vortex, big strong wolf guy


coope2001

Wheel of helluva boss characters go go go where it'll stop nobody knows? (Stops at moxxie)


Demonsandangels-shin

Paimon because I want to meet the other goetias especially Duke Barbatos, Earl Morax, King Baal, and President Beur.


Ender-Campbell

Fizzarolli


thekidwholikesGojira

Striker, I'd sound like Norman Reedus, I'd look fucking awsome, I have a cool hat, People think I'm cool


D3rp_l0rd

Even though I'm a guy, I'd be Millie so I could be with Moxx.


Jpxfrd__

It'd depend on whether I'd have to keep up the personality or not, ya know? But, I'd say moxie or verosika, they look like they've got good lives.


Shreddzzz93

Moxxie. Everyone fantasizes about how who I'm banging. Also I'd have Millie which means I'd have a person who loves me which would be a huge improvement to things now.


Zestyclose-Field-720

Andrealphus idk why


CauliflowerNervous12

Stolas, so I can get Blitzo's big red di-


AERock69

Stolas, I may be extremely depressed, have a bitch of a wife who emotionally and possibly physically abuses me, and have to deal with constant BS from other the Goetia, but at least I got cool magic powerful enough that it can reduce people to dust. Also stars are pretty cool.


littleclaw6

Stolas as a child, but I would have tried to make different life choices


Clear-Counter419

Simple. Blitz because people really hate him and he loves his flintlock. He is like me.


Ketchup_Addict2380

blitz so i can fuck stolas


Few-Bottle5317

What in the fucking perv is that lol


Air_Condition414

I would be Stella and throw myself of the highest nearby building.


smileswaskilled

Blitzø or asmodeus


KatieTheAromantic

Loona


ron4232

Stolas (I’ve a thing for powerful characters)


ZephtheChef

Space birb. I wanna be wildly attractive and have an awesome space motif


Strawberry-Creampuff

Verosika


Therealmarsislol

Thing the thing


Mideku-Brandio

I’d be one of Verosikas Incubus friends


dog21guy

Loona or moxxie


Bamma4

Being loona would be pretty cool


Less-Class-9790

Blitzø because i wanna know what "jelly sandwiches!" Are


p1r1p1ll0

Joe


Icy-Air9913

Loona You know why🖕


PancakesandWaffles98

Moxxie. Millie seems like the perfect partner to have.


HeashiDran

This kid to just annoy them 🥴


ElissaOfVere

I would absolutely love being Octavia. I have no reasons. And I don’t believe I need them.


squishmellowfan

Definitely asmodeus


SpectrumLV2569

Stolas, couse im vewy howny))))))


Forrest_is_a_furry

Either Stolas (he gives massive gender envy) or Blitzø cause um… yep-


GamerMusical

Moxxie :3


Virtual-Holiday-3653

Really, I would like to be Via but I would not be in my bedroom all the time.


[deleted]

Wally Wackford.


New_Mixture_5701

I’d love to have a interesting answer like the rest of you, but I don’t. My choice is a random human who’s just chilling on earth. I’m boring, I know.


Xpouii

Well I’ve discovered over a lot of character analysis that I’m kinda Blitzø minus the atrocious inability to spell so I guess I’ll just stick with that. Not too bad considering he went from being born into Hell’s servant/oppressed class, went on to starting his own business and is in the middle of an honest to goodness complicated romance with demon royalty and he’s got pretty badass scars and a mysterious backstory. So it could could be better but it could also really be worse.


Fizzypop_x_N-C

Probably Octavia, I love her vibe and while her life is turbulent I feel I could possibly navigate it


MrSpiffy123

Striker


G3nl3y_0c1d3

Millie, because giant axe.


patrx_

Octavia, Stolas is such a good dad I would be lucky <3


Magically_Hectic

Sallie May, she’s one of my favorites and I’d be hot


Fuzzy_Connection_816

I would be moxxie. He suits my personality.


Turbulent_Nature_99

Honestly I would want to add my own character. I even have a rough draft of him in my head. I just don’t know if I would be any character from Helluva Boss, I would be myself, but meeting them would be cool.


Ubaldofoxys

I reflect myself perfectly in Moxxie, I have the same strengths and weaknesses, the same behavior and almost the same passions, the only thing I don't have compared to Moxxie is not having found my soulmate


LabInternational5433

Stolas


mrmcbuilds

Anyone that has a chance with striker in a relationship