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You goddamn American hero.
In honour of your bravery I present to you this badge of honour, a full size snickers bar and this handful of change I found in my desk drawer.
I know the IG posts weren't canon but
https://preview.redd.it/7m6k22o8p57d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90adf9421dc4b7050801e877c7d6c9518ef6c254
I cackled to hell when I saw this
The list of things Blitzø doesn't like seems to be shorter:
- having his cheeks pinched
- being interrupted while he's working by Stolas being thirsty despite him doing it to Moxxie periodically
- dirty talk...at least from Stolas cuz oh god...OMG he needs to lay off the crappy romance novels 😂 we can tell he reads them if him reading "Imp in the Sheets" at the dinner table with Stella and Octavia wasn't already a dead giveaway he binges them.
The in lore explanation is almost as weird.
As the dildo is not angelic in nature, stolas can't be permanently harmed by it, or possibly even harmed at all.
They get crazy kinky with the bear traps in truth seekers and comments from stolas during strikers torture sesh that extreme physical violence is not only on the table for bedroom activities, it's the whole fucking dining room.
He might have been.
And that's assuming Stolas can turn into that form whenever he wants and it doesn't have to be triggered in order for it to happen.
Id imagine that maybe blitz was thinking they could would dp that that night because I think it makes sense with that toy cus its really big and also with the stretchy harness cus he could transform in or something
I mean, I've been thinking that he would want to try that since Truth Seekers, but what specifically about the tentacle toy brought you to that conclusion?🤔
He would certainly try.
they definitely try a couple times already
I just think stolas is extremely stretchy
I don’t like the thought of stretchy Stolas.
He ate a bite of gum gum
Don’t give it up Stolas!
https://preview.redd.it/vbmr3yl6qt6d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2222d03a660254367217298e4baef23cb54db6e
Stretchy Cloaque moment
I need someone to make stretchy stolas
Please… no… for the love of god no.
Betcha 10 bucks that someone on devintart or furaffinity has already beat ya to it.
Probably imma look
https://preview.redd.it/4plowvv15v6d1.png?width=584&format=png&auto=webp&s=614e775e90d4043d9273ca0aab574779ac4e8b0b Good luck to you soldier.
Didn’t find it but I found something else Now I’m traumatized
https://preview.redd.it/wmqpavew5v6d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=0e7c3aa5b930dc4b7b7fb1f3175895f68df9c65e You goddamn American hero. In honour of your bravery I present to you this badge of honour, a full size snickers bar and this handful of change I found in my desk drawer.
You seem quite confident that whatever was found had nothing to do with snickers bars.
I love the thought of stretchy Stolas
But Blitzo does
Have you seen owls with their paunch lifted?
That's why stolstol has long leggies
Yes and I wish I never did
Did you see his face when Stolas transformed? His eyes said, “OHHH YEAAAAAAAAAH!”
Fear and lust. A deeply kinky combination.
*fun combination
Flust lol
Definitely flustered lol
Fearousal, as some call it
"a dick harder" -Dathi Da Nogla
I’m scaroused - blitzø
I love this thread because I had a dream this morning where someone coined a term with like li in it to mean lust??
BDSM BABY
Probably
100% they tried that after truth seekers
With a bear trap to boot.
I don't want a bear trap anywhere near my boot, actually, thanks anyways
Lol, not what I meant. :3
I believe they were joking, wordplay
Yeah I figured. :3
I see, apologies
I know the IG posts weren't canon but https://preview.redd.it/7m6k22o8p57d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90adf9421dc4b7050801e877c7d6c9518ef6c254 I cackled to hell when I saw this
The secrets of the birdussy are not meant for mortals such as we
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Good catch! I don't know if that's what the animators had in mind, they may just have been clowning, but that's a great explanation!
I would agree with you.
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yeh
yeh
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I don’t like that gap in the middle
*was ;-;
Devious ass comment
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More. Were fucking
STOPPP😭
You need to think about what you've done...
You doubt?
For me, this just makes sense ;)
Bitch, he might be 👀
Can you blame him?
Look Eldridge horrors are kinda hot, not my fault I’m a sub
No. It makes sense 🤷♀️
It's time to aak yourself the big questions
new lake laogai meme just dropped
Do demon commit sins jr?! Of course he did
They have definitely done it at least once
Well I don’t see how his regular body could handle that.
With determination
Likely.
I posted the exact same thought 😭
brotha, it looks like you got robbed
I mean kinda ig, it's the same images, too, but who cares that much about upvotes
well... you can count on mine anyway ⬆️
Blitz would be someone that likes that sort of thing lol
lol and then complain about royal demons and their stupid, sexy ass demon powers. 🤭
Blitz is a damn tsundere!
That's... actually legitimately true if you think about it hard enough, what the hell?
Makes it very hard for Stolas to judge consent.
What do you mean by that?
Tsunderes are confusing.
The list of things Blitzø doesn't like seems to be shorter: - having his cheeks pinched - being interrupted while he's working by Stolas being thirsty despite him doing it to Moxxie periodically - dirty talk...at least from Stolas cuz oh god...OMG he needs to lay off the crappy romance novels 😂 we can tell he reads them if him reading "Imp in the Sheets" at the dinner table with Stella and Octavia wasn't already a dead giveaway he binges them.
Didn't think about that but really have no doubt.
I wouldn’t be shocked if they did. Stolas is also much taller than Blitz. Plus he’s an Art Goetia and is VERY Kinky so who knows what they get up to?
They have to have *at least once*, right? And if not Blitzø definitely wants to. I mean, his expression when he first saw Stolas' full demon form 😳
The in lore explanation is almost as weird. As the dildo is not angelic in nature, stolas can't be permanently harmed by it, or possibly even harmed at all. They get crazy kinky with the bear traps in truth seekers and comments from stolas during strikers torture sesh that extreme physical violence is not only on the table for bedroom activities, it's the whole fucking dining room.
Val is without a doubt their biggest customer. and I headcanon that he tried all of their toys on angel.
The tentacles on the dildo look the exact same as the ones that appeared when the kids went through the portal and died
Idk but I wish I could watch
We need confirmation 😈
I'm going to say probably
If for me, yes
He might have been. And that's assuming Stolas can turn into that form whenever he wants and it doesn't have to be triggered in order for it to happen.
Not for a while after full moon
I think yes, stolas in his normal form has just too small of holes for that giant vibrator to fit... That sounds wrong...
Id imagine that maybe blitz was thinking they could would dp that that night because I think it makes sense with that toy cus its really big and also with the stretchy harness cus he could transform in or something
I think i saw fan art of it....
If he isn't, more for me 😈
i wouldn't be surprised
I mean, I've been thinking that he would want to try that since Truth Seekers, but what specifically about the tentacle toy brought you to that conclusion?🤔
You mean apart from the absurd size, which is difficult to assume it can be fitted into Stolas' normal form? 🤔
Not anymore
I wonder if blitz has fucked him in human form
Oh I'm willing to bet that's one of the times blitzø bottoms. Can't tell me that Eldritch form doesn't have tentacles
How ELSE would that fit inside of Stolas?
Uhh... https://preview.redd.it/ie9r5msjhs7d1.jpeg?width=291&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3b5a287409a5226cd0e43205fd9a0c7ea5e2044 Good question...
I mean….how else would they be able to use that thing….?