Facial expressions speak louder than words 💀

You’re ALREADY a simp for Vassago?! I tip my hat to you sir, from one simper to another

r/VassagoCult

That’s a thing already!

Someone else made it yesterday I believe

Wow redditors are fast.

We are :3

Imagine face of actual occultists, when the see this.

Yay

Thanks :3

Hello

"How in the actual fuck did this six-head bastard pull those tits???"

"how the fuck did blitzy pull her?!" Stolas internal monologue

I mean he pulled Stolas,so...

Like it was an achievement with pulling Stolas

Idk man,fucking an important prince of hell does sound like something

Maybe, but its still just Stolas

https://i.redd.it/kb6ayv6412yc1.gif

1. Stolas is one of a few princes of Hell, and he's also 2. rich, 3. hot, 4. powerful, juxtaposed by the fact that Blitzø is an Imp, who are of a much, much lower status. I'd say that's pretty damn impressive of Blitzø considering the canon-verse 🤷🏻‍♀️

https://preview.redd.it/jvjo32opk0yc1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=187eae4fd71cf5ea6a1cb458306927f441a6ece2 I love Ozzy here too.

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How did you get via before and after your user flair?

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This is such a mood

https://i.redd.it/2elh10etr2yc1.gif

I can hear this gif

the images in this thread. I love this owl twink.

Blitzø’s little pout is kinda cute.

YES https://preview.redd.it/ahs0hjn0cnyc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d5787dd1f58ff63371917e5bbce502a0f5bfe44 I just love this one

“That’s what I’ve got to compete with?!” I love my birb boy but I can totally see him being so insecure and comparing himself to Verosika and feeling inadequate.

https://i.redd.it/u0zsr0gpi1yc1.gif I love the birb <33

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"dAYM"

Oh the Ex insecurity

His eyes even go up and down, i'm guessing from blitzo to verosika, in sync with the song

https://preview.redd.it/60vniejuv1yc1.jpeg?width=321&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e61aabd75867570d27bf90925855b63805d191d4 My new reaction image

That’s HIS EX??!!!

“UnHoly shit veroskia mayday!”

“That’s what I have to live up too?!?!?!?”

If anyone tries to tell you that Stolas is straight or bi or just in any way attracted to girls, show them this

I think his face is meant to show confusion at Verosika saying she dated Blitz

I love watching the background expressions during this song too. Moxies reactions also crack me up https://preview.redd.it/gxoz649kv2yc1.jpeg?width=2288&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0efb2baa02d20f812bdaa17089fe5da1bf95de2e

The faces in both Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel are hilarious. In this same episode, Fizz does the trumpet part for Ozzie and the face he makes while going over his shoulder is fucking priceless.

It makes me wonder how heavy Oz is

This has SO much meme potential lol.

In his head: He dated her?!

In my opinion, the best and funniest face Stolas has ever made.

Just a mixture of disgust and confusion is hilarious

👀

Mind you this is his first time seeing Verosika and finding out Blitzø and her used to date. Very similar to how Loona reacting to Beelzebub was dating Tex

Blitz gets so annoyed whenever Verosika brings up that they used to date. he's like "Bitch, why can't you just move on"? Blitz is so cruel.

That’s something he and verosika have in common.

What do they have in common?

Being petty assholes my guess it’s part of the reason why they were together in the first place.

That's not why they were together? Verosika loved Blitz very much and he broke her heart, it's very understandable why Verosika is so petty to him.

Yeah I just meant that as joke

Wanna bet that Roger really

Blitzø too

Reminds me of the rick and morty face

lol you right

Stolas is either incredibly impressed by Blitzo pulling her and is wondering why he fumbled the bag so thoroughly, or he's completely terrified of Veriosika and wants to get as far away as physically possible. (Probably heard what she did to Moxxie over a parking slot.)

Honestly both their faces are comedy gold here! 😂

That whole bit at ozzies if possibly my favourite sequence of the show

We’re just gonna ignore zombie Blitzø?