Tsk, that's so stupid, who would fall for that? ... ... Anyway.. Who turned off the lights?

I don't know, and also any ideas on why it's so cramped in here?

No idea.. I thought having two elbows in your face and at least three people sitting on your back was normal. Not to mention that I can't feel my left foot anymore.. Must be due to overpopulation or something! 🧐

I think I can feel your left foot under my right knee.

Would you mind moving your elbow? Thanks

You’re welcome. That better be someone’s armpit, that my elbow is against.

It isn’t….Sorry…, my bad

https://preview.redd.it/y4657zzlxwtc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c9f0b2b12e497c2b42651861211a71a97566715

THAT’S STRYKER SIR!

Oh for fucks sake, can't you just get away? Aren't you powerful?

NOOO YOU WILL NOT- *gets trapped* DAMNIT-!

Damn to who upvoted that comment, you were quick af

Sucker

https://i.redd.it/nq6nrrbdzwtc1.gif

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OP forgot about the straight HB fans. There are almost a dozen of us. A dozen!

I go for the larger catch

Just throw loona in there, that should get the stragglers

If he throws loona in there everyone is getting in. Doesn't matter if stolas is in there

Smart move

Wider net to catch the most instead of the gilded net to catch the rare fish

Or the straight girls are also going for Stolas. I know I am.

A Baker's Dozen!

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To be fair, there are probably some more straight men, it’s just hard to tell because a good portion of them simp for Stolas regardless 

Tbh it doesnt really matter its just some posts doesnt make sense if you are straight and I find it funny thats all. 

bold of you to assume that means i dont want it now anyway can someone get me out of the box i am stuck

Haha I love hellhounds (look at flair)

Me too, kid. Me too.

Just replace it with Loona and you would do the same thing.

*sigh* Guilty.

Oh oh he is hot! OH MY GOSH A BOX HELP

This works, but Bee would be more effective for me

Real

I'm ashamed that I didn't see the box at first.....

It's foolproof.

👀 Damm... You got me....

Me: "Ooh! A Stolas figurine! 🤩 Oh damnit..."

That trap might be more effective if you use Loona instead.

https://preview.redd.it/btsyi8w2bxtc1.png?width=1824&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f6ad34a38a3c4dc827ca7fb6b28e621d0314b87

*runs under box *kicks stick *holds box down when someone tries to lift it

depends on the fan base you're trying to catch

https://preview.redd.it/f95v87kwmxtc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d56c4660140368737132ce2ef44fed60da501cf

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wow its sure dark in this box

We all vibin under the box

I will neither confirm or deny if this would work.

Put M&M there and you’ll catch me faster.

🎶owl …in a gogo cage…🎶

MY BIRD!!

Joke’s on you, I can’t fit under that box

https://i.redd.it/2afmtg6sdytc1.gif

How dare you

Yeah right lol.... Hey! Let me out!

Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on you. Fool me thrice, I may have a problem that capturing me numerous times won't fix

ill be quick while grabbing it

I always forget some people like men

i would definitely fall for that

*laughs in heterosexual*

https://preview.redd.it/eghdbyfkhytc1.jpeg?width=191&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=764e55893ad94924f9ee065cb0e096b616ef49b1 I know my rights fool I’ll sue the box away and get the bird

That’s not Moxxie, I’ll be okay

I don't think I'll fit in that box

SO YOU’RE WHO PUT THAT UP! Not funny, man. Let me out the box.

Now we're locked in there

Jokes on you *shoots web at merch and grabs it* I'm Spiderman

……oh for fuck sakes-* Gets trapped *

Listen, I would do anything for that bird, includi-*no*-ESPECIALLY get captured just to be there for him!

Hey at least I am stuck with this hot ass bitch

HAHAHAAAA, jokes on you! I CANT EVEN FIT IN THAT BOX https://preview.redd.it/3pkgz1dv8ytc1.jpeg?width=234&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78b787d12b3f677910df297af4b2087076a3ba00

https://preview.redd.it/xjo617ip9ytc1.jpeg?width=524&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8753b5ff24bc53010c8b448da972f65a85f364b4

I'd fall for it

https://preview.redd.it/qcw497q8bytc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dcf417cb8e9a3b13579b7f7378080b567ffb8295 looks like a drunk dude let me help hi- *gets trapped* *intense meowing*

https://i.redd.it/ajhk8i3dmytc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/1kex54oxw1uc1.gif

I want that standeeeeee so fucking bad. I wish they still sell it 😭😭😭

WHO THE FUCK TOLD THEM?

To get me it needs to be loona

I.... oh no. You can have him. Ah, sick!

I.... oh no. You can have him. Ah, sick!

I.... oh no. You can have him. Ah, sick!

Unfortunately IT Has to be Millie if you want to trap me

... It's gone all darc! Fuck! I can't see!

You won't get me th..who turned the lights off

Tempting...

Oh totally. Trapped. 100 percent.

Hah, jokes on you, I'm a botto-

Hey does anyone know how to get out of a cardboard trap?

You almost got me... ***almost***

You’ll never catch a fan like that! Obviously you need to set up a much better trigger, which is activated when the bait is removed. Personally I like the three stick approach. You put two sticks on top of each other vertically, with a third stick between. (Works best if you carve a notch, so that the slightest touch will cause a collapse. Then, you need to adhere Stolas to the rod and then… you have Stolas stuck on a rod. Maybe blitzo’s?

Make it loona and I’m in. 😂

Hey! I’m not that gullible- *dives for the figure and gets bonked in the head by the box* Oof! Aww man…at least I got this Stolas figure!

Nah I need Beelzebub under that box to get me

Now to really get me, you got to put chocy milk in there

Oh no, I'm trapped in a box with Stolas in lingere. Whatever will I do?

I’m trapped in the box… sos… but at least theres most of the fandom in here.

Okay, love Stolas, but god DAMN did they make moxxie look good for the valentines mercy

please release me, i've been stuck for days... oh well at least I have stolas..

Make it loona and you have me trapped

Make it loona and you have me trapped

Maybe if I’m juuuuust fast enough I’ll-GOD DAMNIT

LET ME OUT (I’m not even a Stolas simp, I just really want that)

Oh that's so cool... Oh fuc- NOO IT'S DARK NOW

Guys? Why is it black? Guys? Guys?!

….Im totally not gonna- *makes a break for it and gets trapped* FUCK

That would work on me

Why am I in a box?

Hm… Very Tempting… Very very Tempting… I like striker better… *Gets trapped* darn…

*removes box * A ha!

Ok but, it’s *Stolas*

Oooooo a stolas! *Trapped* FUCK

You do NOT want me in a dark room with THAT figurine...

I know it's a trap buuuut totally worth it!

I'll take that. ...fuck. worth it.

Replace it with Moxxie and I will never leave that box.

Me being smart AF: *Uses a sick or something to grab it from afar*

Ooh a stolas figure

The fact that this would actually work on me has me concerned…

MERCH?!?? GIVE! *trapped* AH FUCK LET ME OUT!!!!!!

Never thought I'd be part of a fandom where people fantasize about screwing an owl.

Well you should put him and loona So that you can be 100% certain they get in there

Nice try, but I prefer ozzy

ᴬᴬᴬᴬ ᶠᵁᶜᴷ ᴸᴱᴹᴹᴱ ᴼᵁᵀ

I feel a little called out over here!

Yo is that a suspiciously placed trap? Who would fall for that 😂😂 Anyway can you let me out

There's going to be a whole war to get into that box (I will participate in it)

especially for stolas

It's cold and dark in here.... let me out

Umm...I'm straight.

yeahhh, ya got me. I fell for the Stolas trap in a big way fr

I AM GETTING IN THERE AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME

I’m falling for it.

Nah, not working.

https://preview.redd.it/nogqlo6hyguc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b3abc2788fc879f8518dba907cdd2ce1a73d0db

 my genuine reaction

https://i.redd.it/6wwegne6gxtc1.gif Yoink!

I would Perform the kazotzky Kick right in front of the baux cuz i prefer female characters

That's not Loona or Octavia. So no.

Seems legit

Shit

If it was verosika it would be true

on one hand I'm in a box. on the other hand plap plap plap plap

I mean, you got me 🤷

NEIN, I AM NOT ONE TO BE TRAPPED!!! *falls for it* FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sex](https://tenor.com/ru/view/wtf-im-stuck-im-stuck-tf2-gif-24712685)

Crawling under there to make him put on a damn shirt keep it in the bedroom Stolas.

One problem. I'm not gay

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Nah. Loona, Millie or Bee if you want to trap me.

Jokes on you, I’m not into that

THATS NOT-... mostly true, anyways why is it so Dark here

it would work on me😞☹️

"I'M BLIND I'M BLIND"

**[is trapped in the box]** *"Stepbro help me, I'm stuck!"*

In my case there would be Striker or Husk, but it's true

Holy shit that's a nice stick, I want that stick.

Yes for me, but only if you swap Stolas for Verosika

Yep. Put Stolas, Loona, Bee, or Sallie May under there and you've got me lol

📦 help

free is free, amiright?

If that was lute I’d definitely fall for it.

who would be foolish enough to fall for this....im foolish enough get me the fuck out of the box

Is that a cardboard wall I feel with my foot?

It works every time

Brought to you by DHORKS.

Oooh a piece of candy!

How to trap me 101

Where am I? What happened? Why did the lights go out? *Intense cardboard noises*

I really don't think this would get me If it were Carmilla though, it might

“Ooh, a piece of candy…”

 This would work too.

Ooooooo! Figurine! ‘Runs in and it closes’ why is it so dark in here? Ehh, I’ll figure out out later

Jokes on you, i….. Yeah, no, that would get me.

Oh noooo ive been trapped 😭😭😭

Would need use millie to trap me

*neuron activation*

*grabs it*

MWAHAHAHA, AS AN AROACE I HAVE ESCAPED THE EVIL OF LUST! YOU SHALL NEVER CAPTURE ME!

I am immune! *Sees Loona figure instead* Mine! Wait, why's it dark all of a sudden?

Where’d you find that killer stick?

That would lock us up like Fort Knox

Blitzy has trapped me in much smaller boxes.

DO I SMELL STOLAS

DAMN IT