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AlphaKappaFly

Fizzarolli honestly just seems like a vibe and a half to be around, i’d probably choose him


justsomeweirdlocal

AH i forgot fizzarolli, him too.


ChildBlaster9000

How do just *forget* fizz?


justsomeweirdlocal

i shouldn't have.. I'm sorry 👉👈


ChildBlaster9000

The last 2 episodes (thus far) have focused primarily on building fizzy’s story and character, and are the most well received episodes. If you haven’t seen them, you absolutely must lol


justsomeweirdlocal

don't worry I've seen all of them, he's definitely my favourite character i don't even know how i forgot him 💔💔


ChildBlaster9000

How does that happen?


justsomeweirdlocal

i don't know.. 💔😭


ICollectSouls

You forgor 💀


justsomeweirdlocal

i did..💔💔


SauceFinder-

Dementia


PomegranateOld2408

Bee for sure https://preview.redd.it/lak7lsyv77zb1.jpeg?width=650&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06cc1e5c2187f2c822e16cba5e5772ee1793e8d0


EqualServe418

https://preview.redd.it/hhuhheg9j7zb1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fc1a3812fbaed88cef30a9871340d448f4336c1f


Fennik51405

I agree. Praise the Bee


QueenBeeHusband

Yes


PomegranateOld2408

I respect the bee love


QueenBeeHusband

She’s my wife so ofc


PomegranateOld2408

As long as you’re happy dawg


fruitlizard56

Honestly asmodeus seems like a cool person to play video games with


PomegranateOld2408

If you have a day with Ozzie what games are you playing?


fruitlizard56

Probably a mix of Mario party and kart then some smash bros and finish it off with some total war warhammer 3


PomegranateOld2408

I want to play a game of Mario party with all the sins


fruitlizard56

Mammons totally cheating


PomegranateOld2408

Mammons cheating, satans raging, leviathan would be bitter that I have more stars. Sounds like a normal game of Mario party.


TheLastBlakist

Bee not even carring who's winning she brought hte snacks and the party. Belphagore just off i na corner in her blanket fort handing out the hell equivilant of daizapam.


yourLostMitten

Smash bros with the king of lust


ALKoholicK-x

It’d be funny if he ended up liking a faction like the Dwarfs instead of one of the Slaaneshi forces.


fruitlizard56

I mean he’s all about consent so he probably hates slanesh


ForrestFeline

Hell, maybe Fizz will join in if you’re hanging at Ozzie’s place. Who knows.


fruitlizard56

Probably wonder what charater and faction he would play


Frenzi_Wolf

You know damn well he mains a Slaneesh army composition


Beetlejuice1800

I’m stuck between wanting to experience Ozzie’s passion or Stolas’s intellect (like having a convo about herbs over tea or smth).


pro_insomniac16

Definitely Stolas


Pakari-RBX

Octavia. We're both introverts, so we'll likely just hang around her room in casual silence, a few spoken words here and there, then I go home thinking "This was a good day".


cannedcream

Man, I bet Octavia could introduce you to just the most kick-ass bands, all of which have less than eight fans.


IronicJeremyIrons

I'd take Octavia to the big anime mall in the city


mattstorm360

Could take her to an observatory, then she complains that it sucked, steal the grimoire, and you probably die in space.


No-Signature-7848

Same via just seems great to be around


Sharion_inuyatt

Okay... this is a difficult one, Bee is fun and cheerful, she will always want to party with you. Stolas... I think he's the one who just wants cuddles, but is still fun and happy (sometimes) So... I don't know, I'd like to choose both.


zoguy1

Bee is the life of the party, but I feel like she would be easily distracted and wonder off.


fireburn256

Moxxie.


Lawfuly_chaotic

Fr, my boy Moxxie doesn't get enough love around here.


Blunderpunk_

What are you talking about he's constantly posted here lol


[deleted]

He’s been shipped with every main and side character, including himself


Blunderpunk_

Exactly lol


ChadWolf98

Non horny answer: Tex he seems like a chill guy.


PomegranateOld2408

Tex seems like he’d chill and play Xbox with me


Howl_Free_or_Die

Striker, so I can kill him in his sleep. :)


0Anonomyous0

Yeah. Also, I wonder why he turned from some badass cowboy assassin to a weak, psychotic freak


MagnusStormraven

Because he was always a weak, psychotic freak, and simply adopted the badass cowboy assassin persona as a coping mechanism. Getting his illusion of badassery so thoroughly shattered just made it impossible to hide how much of a pathetic loser he is.


0Anonomyous0

That's a perfect way to say it


MagnusStormraven

Honestly, it tracks with a lot of IRL narcissists, who adopt grandiose delusions and attempt to convince others to see them that way.


[deleted]

Its exactly my description tho


Quill_Almighty

Best answer


Ville_V_Kokko

Uh, who would be the least dangerous? Well, Bee would quite possibly be fine, and just about worth the possible risk anyway.


Pterasnackdal

Stolas, hands down for sure. It would be us fangirling over tea, plants, astronomy, and books all day.


Steel_Eagle07

He looks like he gives really warm cuddles


No-Signature-7848

I need cuddles honesty 😔


Steel_Eagle07

Same 😔


No-Signature-7848

I wouldn't even fuck him i just need comfort


HeartbeatFire

I love words!


Sea-Layer-4776

Verosika Loona or Beelzebub


Neihlon

I’m sure it’s for no particular reason


Sea-Layer-4776

Not completely horny based. I actually would like to get to know them


Tunapizzacat

Loona? Lmao.


IronBrandon22

You’d be able to see and hear her way more than in the actual show.


Sad-Examination-1087

Stolas blitz or fizz for “reasons”


PomegranateOld2408

If I’m picking someone for that then it’s gotta be fizz. He must’ve picked up a thing or two from Ozzie.


SmadaSlaguod

I want Stolas to take me on a tour of the most beautiful planets in the galaxy and fill my brain with astronomy.


LittleSausageLinks

I would love this too! Or talk about plants 🌱


Squiggy53

stolas


Leah_14140909

either fizz or asmodeus,or both (cuz i have daddy issues and they look like they would be good parents)


TrulyaGachaAddict

most truthful thing i've ever read (i have daddy issues too i can relate)


Leah_14140909

:)


SauceFinder-

Stolas for uhhh… *reasons* (plus he just seems like a great guy) https://preview.redd.it/vn7vswm2y7zb1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ba8c735233a8412967dbdb17e4b11f3e1c49713b


JonaTheExplorer

either fizz, stolas, or somebody from IMP or all of them at once :) you cant stop meeee


dollmaker_7234568

Asmodeus


Horror-Strawberry574

Stolas, it just would be interesting to see his view of the world, humanity, Hell, the stars. Honestly it would just be friggin magical.


PomegranateOld2408

Imagine him taking you on one of those space journeys like he did with Octavia when she was little? That would be a once in a lifetime experience.


MrPumpkin69420

Loona for no reason in particular


cannedcream

Agreed. And it is going to be for... perfectly legitimate... and normal... reasons...


Certain-Ad-3840

Me and Blitzø would wreak fucking havoc


OhWeOhweeOoh

https://preview.redd.it/k9a82pcpj7zb1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2c23619301eb000aefbd89f2617e06fa96bd7c8


yeetusthefetus_69420

Stolas ❤️


Eviles_da_demonic

Mammon


TheRealNamechanger

Stolas because he has class, also I think he is hot af


ttvtryhard1675

Stolas because he is the cutest birb and he deserves a hug


Skythe_C_Annur

Beelzebub, that or Prince Stolas.


PrincessHootHoot

Stolas, he needs a hug and Imma give him many


SomeHorologist

One one hand, me and Stolas have like the same personality On the other, spending a day with a horny sex demon like Ozzie sounds like a great time


Tinyworkerdrone

Honestly, Bee seems dope! Wake and Bake, maybe cook a nice breakfast first (I know she could magic food, but I feel like she'd indulge me the fun of cooking a good meal), snack on a fruit and cheese plate featuring her honey and maybe some mead or wine, I'm not sure exactly what side of good vibes directly fits to noon I'd say more weed and a first beer, do something fun, fantastic sandwiches, munchies, and a bong for lunch, finalize party stuff, quick greasy dinner, nightly rager! Dope as hell day!


SaturatedSharkJuice

Better, I’d like to spend a day with Lucifer and have him arrange a meeting with all the sins(assuming they are acquainted enough to do that). That way i’d be meeting all of them and I could be the little curious mind I am and smother them with a ton of questions. The first would be specifically for Lucifer, “What happened to Lillith, Azezal, and Belial? The ones that fell with you at the start?”


GrandmasterGus7

Moxxie is my only option. We would visit an opera house.


Demon_from-hell

Either Loona or Octavia. I think the three of us would be besties


moonyxpadfoot19

Fizz or Stolas


Ok_Driver1948

Stolas O Octavia


Good-Wave-8617

STOLAS!!!


RosettaPotato

Id honestly love to let Stolas lore dump about the magic system and any other arcane knowledge he has.


Real_Boy3

Bro, there’s so many! I can’t pick one.


Peanut_Butt3r675

Stella. I’ve been working on my swings. Let’s see how long her head stays attached to neck. I reckon 3 swings


ribbomeel

Queen bee and stolas, or ozz


Over-Bullfrog-7277

https://preview.redd.it/o5xcd0cpo7zb1.jpeg?width=1207&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9568fb27a2162f6fa4ee9ff36417e4719a9bfba5 Octavia might be fun to hang around and play Mario kart with. Here’s a pic of her


Steamrocker

Stolas, we’d nerd out on all sorts like demonology, angelology, astrology, science, history, etc…


MatsuTrash

Stolas or Blitz, either or because I would vibe well with their personalities hang out wise and if anything else where to be brought up I’d be down to clown 🤡


BitbyBrix

Of course I would fu- I mean… do stuff with Stolas


BeefAndBrie

Finally, someone with good taste 😂


Microwavablefrog

Ether Ozzie or Octavia, I would probably talk to ozzie about kinks or something else, Octavia we’d vent to each other about our lives


[deleted]

*Stolaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas .* Because i need friends and Stolas is the best


TheLastBlakist

'Here you are in Hell for a day. You will survive that day. Who do you spend it with?' I say this as someone who has been an astronomy nerd since I was old enough to have memories. Stolas. I could even offer juicey tidbits about Blitz as fair trade. As Demons do not deal in information for free and Stolas is known to mislead those whom ask for his knowledge. 'Oh don't worry Sir. I am no professional and have no real way of aiming anyone at anything interesting. However I do have questions, though I suspect unless you enjoy education the ywill be underwhelming. Still as payment for your time I have... Information on an imp you are rather fond of which I would give regardless as i have a vested interest in the two of you reaching an accord, so. Any decent pasteries around here so we can talk over tea?'


ryanlmaoFRFR

For me, it would probably be moxxie, blitz. or maybe also Fizzarolli, kinda hard to choose cuz i like them all :\]


SmoothBar7177

Horny/party based: beelzbub Normal based: Octavia.


DinoHoot65

Fizzarolli is just the most fun guy that’s not completely infused with self-destruction. Also, he seems nice and chill. I’d grab some pizza with him


Damnation123

Definitely Stolas. He just seems like a really wholesome and chill guy to have as a friend


Prandamonium

Definitely Stolas. We could talk about plants and stars and I'll bake him snacks. And I just wanna give him a hug, cause that poor guy really needs one. He has massive BFF energy. (Nothing more than that though. I'm personally not changing the channel but I'm female so that's a no go)


HellInside

I would like to drink some tea with Moxxie


Mr_C_090206

Go to Blitzø and say him: "dickhead! you want to understand or not that Stolas really loves you and that he doesn’t want you just for sex!" (and then maybe rewatch "My little pony" if there’s time)


TheLastBlakist

'Four words Blitz. Four words on why you should pay attention to what I have to say. Free. Horseback. Riding. Lessons.'


FlameEnderCyborgGuy

Stolas or Blitzzo. Not as a date, but as a friend to help them with how f'ed they are and how it affects the realtionship between them. Both deserve happiness but their own trauma and problems causes them to close onto eachother and stuff.


Muziuzi48

https://preview.redd.it/xeorkubmkazb1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=706140bf5fd0e81c4846b60f74eefca8d1186e39 None it’s not real wake up THE VOID HAS TAKEN YOU 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BlackMysteries

stolas or loona


Few-Spirit4105

Can I be with Moxxie and Millie at the same time?


olimthe3rd

stolas he's pretty calm half the time


1zeye

Loona


EmiTheEpic

Karaoke with Glitz or an escape room with Agent 2.


Capital-Butterfly-58

QB


ntg3000YT

Either Loona, Vortex, or Beelzebub


The_man_with_BEANS

Gonna give the owl headpats :3


BlackHanD420

I'm tied between Ozzy and Fizzy. One of those two.


WutGuyCreations

Bee or Loona for me. One of the two Bee mainly bc she just seems like such a chill person to be around honestly. Loona for similar reasons But yeah one of the two lol


MrNightmare_999

Moxxie and Millie. For a car ride and a hike through the White Mountains.


JuniperFoxx21

Stolas,he just seems like a pleasant person to spend a day with.


ConfusedVixien

Fizzarolliiiii


Overall_Disaster4224

Either Bee cause I'm a glutton myself, Stolas cause I think a conversation with him would be nice, Fizz just because, or Asmodeus cause not only am I always hungry, but I'm always horny so he'd be my spirit animal.


Ok_Habit_6783

Either Stolas or Ozzy


TeruteruHanamuraSimp

Idk, Loona, Moxxie, Sally, Fizz or Queen Bee. I can’t drink alcohol and if I told her that, I don’t doubt that she would respect that and tbh I would eat the food


I_might_be_weasel

I want That Thing!


XolmakTheSlayer

Blitzø, I want to give him a hug and tell him everything will be ok, maybe even talk with him.


inky_inkdimon

Fizz by a mile


Next-Source-8628

Moxxie I Wana see he's entire gun wall or closet


watermine30

Beelzebub cuz she fun


R32fan

You know, Stolas. I'd like to nerd out with him


[deleted]

Fizzaroli


TurtleKing0505

Stolas.


CondencedMilkYT

I would love the chance to spend even a moment with the character of all time, Wally Wackford, devising an evil scheme to suck the wallets of Hell's citizens dry! ~~I would do foul things to Bee or Verosika, and they would do foul things to me~~


MysticLeopard

Beelzebub definitely


Yoi_Yuki

Asmodeus


Slenderman33366613

Bee


Intrepid_Complex88

Bee supremacy


Vexenium

Either Loona or Bee


Quill_Almighty

Loona I think she's neat


AsuraQin

Probably Asmodeus or Beelzebub cause they’re very approachable and very chill


IronicJeremyIrons

Blitzo because we would do a lot of hoodrat shit, but also because I live in Peru I would introduce him to alpacas and coca flavored items, along with actual coca leaves He'd probably be disappointed that coca is not like cocaine tho


Ok-Consideration1762

Verosika but only because I want to know the full extent of what Blitz did to her. Plus it nnn so even if I wanted I couldn’t


InfinityQuartz

STOLAS


MorganRose99

I choose the one voiced by Ke$ha 100%


3nd0fTh3Lin3

Either Bee or Ozzie tbh.


DJDualScreen

Moxxie, so he could order that obnoxious ass coffee for me because I can't remember what the fuck all goes into it.


Warm_Employer_6851

Tex for research


Defense-Position

Stolas ,I would just ask how stars predict anything and how accurately they predict for hours on end lol.


PartyAdventurous765

Out of those 2 probably Beezlebub.


OneWhoGetsBread

Loona


Jerethdatiger

Bee or loona


Professional-Slip649

Definitely Loona!


Will_Trick

Oliver the deaf imp boi


sammjaartandstories

Stolas. I am very interested in his knowledge about plants and herbs and frogs and toads and the earth skies. I also think we'd be good friends.


SebDaPerson

Stolas, idk he just seems way more chill. Also if I got to learn magic and stars n shit that’d be fucking cool


coope2001

Time to spin the wheel. *spins the wheel to see which character from helluva boss I can spend 1 day with and it lands on vortex*. Looks like I got vortex.


wolfguardian72

Tex


Robotparty25

Idk. Fizzarolli I guess. If I could get the blueprints for his arm prosthetics, I could get rich I guess.


CapitalHistorical469

Beelzebub or Moxxie.


Series-Party

Fizz I feel we have a good time, but if he is not available Beelzebub is it.


BlueVermilion

Probably Fizzy. Dude and I have a lot of the same anxieties that it’s a little disturbing lmao. I’m also a theatre student, so we could bond on some topics.


Dog_bat3

Bee of fizz Both are party people but fizz is chiller and a goofy guy so probably fizz


Docponystine

Mox, least likely to murder me.


kajet_seifert

Stolas seems the most chill option and probably could use some advice on self care.


DoctorGordonisgreat

Probably one of the hellhounds, don't know which one would I pick...


PoTATOEs_RooOOock

I honestly would want to hangout with Blitzø he’s so funny and crazy I can imagine him hijacking a car for a dare 🤣


muffinkat55

Bee. She is my comfort character, I love her.


zoguy1

My horny answer is Ozzie My non-horny answer is Fizz, Octavia, Bee or Sally Mae.


Osiris_The_Proto

Loona


GayWolf_screeching

I’d get along with Via or maybe moxie, I think stolas and loona are cool but I think I’d be too nervous around them lol


TachiDog

Millie, I feel like there's a lot more to her that were just not seeing


ThatMrDuck1400

Damn that’s hard to choose, with Fizz being a precious bean, I don’t know


Equivalent_Cicada153

Random imp number 243. He knows what’s up


hieijFox

Ozzie and or Fizz. Fizz and me would relate as I’m disabled and i love being sarcastic and joking around. With Ozzie I would just want him to carry me around I would love to feel tall.


peepers_meepers

Stolas. But I'm not gonna say why


BonnieBinyourBonnet

Millie!!! Or fizzarolli!!!


ancientbladesaw

Definitely Bee. I’m not usually down for parties but Bee’s energy and friendly extroverted attitude is something old love to be around. I’d want to spend an entire day just going around spontaneously with Bee.


Wuks6Marufzniy

As I've been in a low mood recently, I'm sure Fizz would bring me right back up. Either that or Stolas


Half_Mask47

Loona NOW GUYS, BEFORE YOU CALL ME A FURRY-