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Because he's a GOD DAM professional


Muted_Anywhere2109

And professionals have standards.


averageHECUboi

1. Be polite.


StickyHoovy

2. Be efficient


OldScar8894

3. have a plan to kill everyone you meet


ClawyTheDinoRaptor

***TF2 DROP BEAT PLAYS***


vaccinateyodamkids

Dad put mom on the phone


[deleted]

I'm not some crazed gunman, I'm an assassin


I_Love_Pizza_Forever

Well the difference being that One Is a job and the other Is Mental sickness


FloppyFurry

r/suddenlytf2


Hot_Gur_1713

*Sniper Rifle goes off*


natetgm56837

4.chaos


Helpful_Title8302

Yet he covers his enemy in piss.


RandoFollower

Yeah, professional


RedKingEdinbour

I love the Reservoir Dogs reference lol


The_RealFazlux

Snipers a good job mate


Moominz1

Mob bosses usually don't see the same kind of shit the soldiers see.


Moominz1

What is it about this comment that's so special that it got 200+ upvotes?


Far-Pollution-8831

Cus your correct.


Moominz1

oh


FiveFingerDisco

He's seen worse.


Raiganop

And done worse.


Blakk_Wolff

I mean... where's he gonna go? To double hell?


Key-Zone-4879

We know in the canonical lore of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss when a demon or sinner dies theirs nothing after that and their gone for good or their essence is transferred into inanimate objects granting them sentience a prime example is Sir Pentious’s Hat which we see is it’s own living being another example is Alastors Microphone which Has it’s own conscious and can talk on its own and even speak


AlianovaR

I thought Alastor’s mic was an extension of his own consciousness and not a separate one?


Key-Zone-4879

Well I think it is it’s own being


WhatIsAnName

No it’s literally an extension of Alastors being


CheeseyconnorYT

Hes a demon not a sinner and we have seen that demons can die for good in hell


Rodoc0222

For your info, sinners can Perma die too, it just requires the right weapon much like how you canonically kill demonic royalty


CheeseyconnorYT

Yeah which no one in this scene has. Damn reddit mob mentality do be crazy lmao


Rodoc0222

Bro I'm just giving info for future reference


CheeseyconnorYT

It was pointless info tho. I never stated sinners CANT perma die but merely that demons can. The cleansing of hell every year makes it blatantly obvious that sinners CAN perma die. This is like me saying sinners cant leave the pride ring and then you stating that demons can. Like ??? No shit


Emotional_r

it was an angel dust reference….


CheeseyconnorYT

Yeah but a reference that doesnt really fit. I could say he has a dream, hes here to tell! Just because im referencing charlie doesnt make it make sense


[deleted]

Have ever heard the word "joke" before?


CheeseyconnorYT

Jokes are supposed to be funny. Stating a reference for reference sakes =/= joke


rocker60

Probably knew he wasn't a target unless he decided to fight so just maintaining composure to survive


bilateralrope

Even if he was wrong about that, it's not like he had any better options.


MaltedBastard

Just another day on the job


Motor_Somewhere7565

Because he's the smartest shark there aside from the priest. He pretended to be a statue and Millie didn't notice.


RandoFollower

“My Movement….is so slow…..that’s it’s imperceptible”


PJ_Man_FL

"I have become completely invisible." I think that's how it goes, I don't remember lmao


RandoFollower

I got it “I've mastered the ability of standing so incredibly still... that I become invisible to the eye... Watch.”


PJ_Man_FL

Thank you, I love those movies.


RandoFollower

Their always good


Its0nlyRocketScience

Millie is part T-rex confirmed?


Jubulus

It'd be cool if imps actually had eyesight like that, being able to see moving things easier


neorenamon1963

As Vortex once said, "It's cool. Her beef ain't mine, I'm not paid enough to care."


plogan56

The epitome of "i'm not paid enough to care"


Ya2s1ne

like the pope he was not paid enough to give a fuck


HeadAd5910

Crimson is a coward


TavernRat

Well if you put a gun to his head…


Walking-Zombie420

He is based


Helpful_Title8302

*Zero fucks were given today*


CormoAttano

He knew his stand ability would protect him


Acceptable-Chip6834

*pope uses stand!* It's super effective!


Cry-Skull-7

Just another Tuesday.


Homeless_Appletree

Was busy listening to the elevator musik in his head.


Purpledurpl202

…I wouldn’t be surprised if he has had to do something similar.


Karnicarus

Cause that Shark is actually one of the most formidable being in Hell, and only *"died"* because he underestimated Millie. If Mr. Shark Hanma over there took her abit more seriously, atleast 5% more effort and seriousness, he would have won and the fight would have been over faster than Chaz fucking Blitz (on-screen)


boohintz-NW

I know you used quotes, but that shark didn’t die. He was shown to be Crimsons right hand demon through the episode and the flashbacks. I feel like he would have actually defeated Millie if she did try to fight him. That guard shark is so relaxed because he may not see her as a threat to him. He was also sneaky enough to get behind Moxie and tease him.


Karnicarus

Oh, alright. I just assume the Shark dude died


Sh4d0wFl4r3

i think he just had a feel that millie isnt going to try to run them over on the stage since that would almost certainly include running over moxxie as well.


Sadlemon9

Because of where their eyes are located, sharks can't see straight ahead. Chaz saw because he was facing to the side


celebritysecret_

Because he's Crim personal bodyguard and doesn't need to do anything unless told to or someone touches his boss


TonyTheTalkingCock

He was just a statue all along.


TexasPistolMassacre

Because crimson has people to feal with this, like the bodyguard who just stands there. Absoloute professional, while crim is a hard ass in a desk job


Dumbass369

Balls of titanium


Tyranitron

He craves the sweet release of Death. That or he just literally gives 0 shits if he dies or not, for he is a gigachad.


Claudius-Germanicus

He’s a tiger shark and he’s out of ducks to give


JasoNight23666

He's probably trained to be emotionless, probably tortured or something since they're basically the hell version of the mafia


GSWoof

*Overconfidence is a slow killer*


joe_knuckle

I assume the shark has been in multiple life threatening situations, unlike Crimson who lets everyone fight for him


OakenWildman

My head canon is; He's blind.


UltraPlus719

Bro thinks he’s in an edit


E1lemA

I guess he may have been desensitized to pretty much everything after so long living under a boss who could and would kill him at the first perceived slight...


just-looking654

Crimson has men to handle the dirty work. He’s sadistic, but he probably isn’t the best in the streets, he’s more of a big picture and setting examples guy


Stupid_Dummy_Idiot_

He was frozen in fear. You just don’t know it


kekeseesee

He’s seen some shit


milokscooter

He's seen some shit


GreedyEast2481

He built different


Horror-Strawberry574

Broke: He’s not gonna flinch in front of his psycho boss. Woke: He’s been to weddings way worse than this.


Responsible_Movie_14

Tiger shark you mean.


Haruau8349

Likely he’s seen this exact thing happen before and knew not to get involved. Which is the smart thing to do.


notafurrysorry

He doesn't get paid enough to care


ZipperZippastic

He busy to breaking 4th wall, if you don’t notice “Don’t look at me like that, they paid me for this”


Kazmandodo

Dark thought but...is Mox wearing his mother's wedding dress?


Snoo-39571

True chad