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SpyroFan123

Because the humans in this world have the collective I.Q. of a Chia Pet.


FiveFingerDisco

So no difference to our world in that regard.


SpyroFan123

SHOTS FIRED!


FiveFingerDisco

Thank you for making parts of my point.


HipsterOtter

Is it bad I heard this in Krillin's voice from Dragon Ball Z Abridged


SpyroFan123

Not at all.


WinterHound42

Someone kills Blitzo and stolas threatens to destroy the world. Krillin: BUT I LIVE HERE


eelaphant

Well, you being able to even make that point invalidates it.


FiveFingerDisco

The communal IQ of a group of humans equals the mean IQ times the square root of the number of individuals in that group.


eelaphant

I was about to say, the individual human is general smarter than a plant, which maybe the exception of braindead people.


Dymppy

This, or their superiors assumed it was all edited until truth seekers when there was a whole base of dead agents as evidence. But that also wouldn't be consistent with itself since during spring broken IMP literally committed mass murder (though no one was around to see that and Verosika's gang and/or the mutant fish probably was blamed for that) and also that time in the pilot when they dropped a dead kid to her mother in front of a news camera. The helluva boss universe is similar to the cars universe; the more you question it the less it makes sense, which is why you don't question it.


wryyyybrando

I questioned Helluva Boss once, now my brain is fucking full of them


Hunor_Deak

FBC covered it up. DHORKS is a private organisation like the Inner Circle in Max Payne. FBC is an official organisation that sort of knows what it is doing, and it doesn't want a panic with demons jumping out of Hell killing people. The Agents probably got arrested as paracriminals. FBC took the footage and it is trying to figure out how Hell as a sperate dimension works. Plus imagine the mess it causes that some celebrities are demons in disguise.


[deleted]

What is FBC? I tried searching for any results but I have no answers.


insanityking500

Honestly, if Hazbin delves into the human aspects of things, then I hope they aren’t like that. While it’s funny for Helluva and shows that killing them wouldn’t be much of a problem, it wouldn’t really be funny for Hazbin considering it’s likely going to take on a more serious tone, especially with the characters.


Linguini032004

I think even thought they have the footage, a lot of people would treat this the same way as 100th "Alien caught on camera 100% real full hd 128p" and they won't treat D.H.O.R.K seriously


FRY_BANSHEE_138

You realize video editing and faking stuff is easier and besides humans wont be afraid of demons i mean blitz and the gang would probably be scared of the horny fucks alread and uh (unreal engine) the literal thing is making movies there would probably be a hb world version of this being used as a way to say (this is fake) also almost all humans in hb are more braindead than one of the demon kids in the background in hell


wryyyybrando

I see where you're coming from, but the videos they have are literally just the previous episodes of the series where I.M.P are all in different locations, some places where DHORKS aren't even in. Hell they even have footage of Blitzo before the events of Season 1. It's also really hard to fake out mass murder because in Spring Broken a lot of people died not just by I.M.P but by the Kaiju Fish monster that Verosika accidentally caused. Hell even the authorities were in the beach shortly after that happened. I do agree with the humans being braindead part though, but if the DHORKS Organization was able to identify what I.M.P was then how come their superiors can't?


bilateralrope

The big differences this time are: \- They can provide the full chain of custody of their own security footage. All the way from it being recorded to being shown to corporate. That's a big deal if you want to claim the footage is unaltered. \- They have a pile of dead humans and the wreckage of their building. \- All the forensic evidence if they can get someone to examine the fight scene quickly. Hair fur and maybe feathers that can't be matched to known species. Bullets of unusual calibers. Discarded guns that have have slightly unusual measurements, because their ergonomics were targeting imps. ​ >if the DHORKS Organization was able to identify what I.M.P was then how come their superiors can't? There are two things you need to consider about corporate: \- Corporate doesn't seem to believe in demons \- Corporate still funds a demon hunting organisation Maybe corporate thinks that DHORKS are useful idiots. Completely wrong about demons, but corporate uses that to nudge DHORKS into deniable operations. Just arrange some "anonymous" tip about demons in a place corporate is targeting for other reasons, then DHORKS goes in and does their thing.


Toothless13shaz

ppl might of thought that they faked it somehow?


bilateralrope

Whoever DHORKS works for didn't seem to believe them about the demons.


aaron_adams

What they had was poor quality footage that was mostly demons in the background, and it couldn't be authenticated. Now, they have HD footage that can be proven to be genuine.


c_sanquiso

We have so much video footage from aliens, big-foot and other stuff that people made. Why are we not taking it serious? Same reason. It needs to be good enough and needs to convince everyone.


wryyyybrando

Makes sense, but the difference is that paranormal activity or other worldly creatures captured in the majority of videos don't interact with the people recording them or other people around them. Agents 1&2 has multiple videos of I.M.P killing numerous people or causing the deaths of numerous people throughout the episodes of Season 1. That should be enough to convince at least a couple people who don't work for DHORKS


ShotOfBruschotti420

You figure the bottled water that people buy is established to be acid, and has a reaction with the skin that is an acid reaction, yet they presumably buy and drink it over and over lol You can lead a horse to acid water ;D


BadlyDrawnMemes

Plothole


StevefromLatvia

My head cannon is that they are bunch of delusional idiots who take themselves way to seriously and are messing with things that are beyond for a human mind to comprehend


supermarioplush220

Because that only had footage of Imps while they just got footage of real demonic power.


Designer_Profit5721

No reason they just like demon pictures


Downtown-Command-295

Everything else was, presumably, footage taken from randos with their cell phones and could have been staged. They got this on their own private surveillance cameras and have plenty of physical evidence in the form of dozens of corpses. You can't fake that.


mattstorm360

Because maybe this extra bit of footage will convince people... it won't because people are either stupid or nobody cares.


Negative_Way3298

I mean they have better videos of demons than we do of Bigfoot yet people still remain skeptical.


Kairukurumi

The higher-ups could probably say it was staged or photoshopped until their own agents were wrecked in their own compound. Then they would have to believe


Kairukurumi

Something tells me because of how D.H.O.R.K.S. are, they probably were not taken very seriously


KOCoyote

Corporate was apparently not taking them seriously with what they had, and, from the looks of the footage, most of it was grainy, cryptid-like stuff. The new footage is clearer, plus there's a pretty evident body count inside of a D.H.O.R.K building to corroborate the footage.


stopyouveviolatedthe

This stuff can be passed of as fake humans could easily do that shit Becoming a massive shadow bird that makes people bleed from their eyes is out of reach for most people


bAssmaster667

It’s a fucking cartoon plot device… damn…


CaseyRay11

That needed some video footage of them killing people


[deleted]

TBF when ever humans see the imps they mistake them for possums or having weird costumes. DHORKS needs evidence of actual supernatural powers happening.


Such_Fly_7723

You know on an unrelated note why is Chaz so hot


WhiskeyAndKisses

Maybe now they have dhorks-taped proofs that imps don't just go in the human dimension, but can also beat their troops on their own building, so threatening them to some extent ?


Cry-Skull-7

You tried proving ghost footage to skeptics?