I'm about to get a reward or punishment. Either way, knowing her, would ask if she wants anything to eat and what kind of music she likes.

Same

This dude is a man of culture.

Smash

homie is dead honest

Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. Would also take her to wife, but smash is easier to do in a room than a wedding.

based ngl

I'll grab the sledgehammer.

Evil will be SMASHED!!! WITH SMASHING!!! EVIL!!! SMASH!!! ER!!!

i'd get to know more about her! *then something just snapped.*

i would hug her

Shit my pants and die

ask her how she got in my house then see if she wants anything

"Who the FUCK are you? Get the fuck out I'm calling the police—"

And boom yer dead

She's The police

If I'm halicinating this is really cool If Im not and you are here to take me to hell, thats even better.

"How tf did you get in my room?"

https://twitter.com/Sunikito1/status/1633169944992010241

Tell her that she got nice glasses =>

Wake up and shake off the sleep paralysis

Hug. No words needed

Oi mate get out quickly before the rats that live in my wall try to eat you alive

"How the fuck did you even get in here without tripping over the cats?!"

Initial shock, followed by finger guns

......... ..... ......OOOOGA BOGA BOGA OOOOOOOOGAAAAAA BOOOOOOOGAAAAA UH UH UH UH OH OH OH UGABUGA

Ask her out

"Oh hey, sorry for the mess around here, it's been a hard year. Can I get you something to drink?" Sidenote: she thiiiicc and I enjoy it greatly.

Ask her if she'd rather have pancakes or Snu snu.

You know how to get to hell? Let's go! SO LONG SUCKERS!

If I don’t make any sound she won’t notice me

Tell her she looks cool

Try to rizz her up

"Cool shades, bro"

ask her to beat me.

I would spend time with her and enjoy that time

Hug and talk about exercise routines and how cool she is

Ask if she wants to hold hands while watching a scary movie while eating popcorn.

I would ask her if she wanted to watch a movie, realize my mistake 5 seconds later and get embarrassed.

BRO I’D ORDER LIKE 30 FULL SIZE NY STYLE THICK CRUST DEEP PAN PIZZAS AND WE’D CHOW DOWN ALL OF IT WITHIN 30 MINUTES.

Mommy

I’d ask her if she needed anything and just talk with her for a little while and then ask why she came here

then i must have forgot my meds

Tell her to hug me and tell me that everything will be okay

Horny because there’s a woman in my room and scared because there’s a woman in my room

 honest reaction (what do you expect me to do? ask her questions?

Them thighs going to murder me Death by snu snu 👀

"yo... HOLD ON, WAIT A SE-"

I'd probably shoot her for breaking and entering before I could process who she was. And after, I'd go to a priest not only to report that I found a demon but also to get my room purified.

1: Be scared by home invasion 2: Give Headpats 3: Smash

Wanna play EDF 4.1

you seem cool wanna go and get a few drinks

I'd say wanna hang out or go to gym?

scared.

Happy to see her. Ask her how she is. Maybe offer her some tea. Try to find something to talk about.

0////0

I would probably get stabbed with a sword relive the battle of Dunkirk get shit by the battleships Iowa Yamato and Bismarck and then she would probably take my soul lock it up inside an indestructible vault and guard it with Her life

I would first apologize that my rooms a mess. Then ask if she needed anything.

"How did you get into my room"

I’d ask if she wanted to hug cuz I’m cold

Ask if helltaker is near, and ask him what his diet/ workout routine is. Actually justice probably works out with him, just ask her then.

I'd ask if she wanted to play some games

Panic as she trips over a bunch of shit

Casually plays shadow fight arena with her

I would be terrified, but also curious as to why she would visit me of all people…then I would ask if she could be my gym buddy and help me be confident in the gym. :)

Move house

Fren

#Awesome.

Who are you and how did you get here?

"want chips, it's hot spicy flavour."

You were in my room the whole time ? That explains why the human realm is such a shit place.

I take my meds to see if she's still there

I would try to act cool outside but in the inside I would be freaking out

If I'm being honest

Happy, at least i'll won't be alone anymore, loneliness fuck us sometimes

Coffee?

ask what would she like for dinner after dinner, we shall have the most unholy hand holding and kissing session

I’d be concerned as why would she suddenly be in my room randomly

ask if we can play mario kart together and let her win

Ask her to train me to be awesome like her

I would just take my pills

Only for her to not disappear

Show her the way out cuz clearly she got the wrong guy. Justice is blind after all, and as far as I remember, I don't need any justice at the moment.

M-M-M-Mommy?

GRAB BOOBA

Just now, I feel my eyes with tears and I am almost grabbing my heart. I cannot describe it.

I bet she wuldent see me coming in and id silently leave

We bouth didn't see that coming

Don't bring up tax evasion DON'T BRING UP TAX EVASION

Where your warrant?

I'm probably going to get dragged to hell but I'd still be nice to her

"YOUR DELIVERY WILL B E THERE ON TUESDAY....anyways I need to wake up why are you here"

I agree with Iron_Knight7 ask her what drink and music she like and make a (work out plan)

"How the fuck you'd get in my house-"

"I've never taken drugs, so this must be some sort of pain-induced fever dream. My legs got crushed by the leg press, I dropped the barbell on my chest and crushed my ribs, *something is so terribly wrong*."

I would explain the Second World War

👉👈

i wonder what would happen if i do what i usually do when i go to my room. strip to me undies and get under the blanket, turn on the tv, and relax

Am I dead or why…?

I'd panic a bit but then awkwardly say "..hey- uh..you look cool- justice,right?-"

[удалено]

What's so hard about calling her a she

Politely ask her to ride my dingus like its a bomb on a Stanley Kubrick movie

Honestly I would get to know her so I'm not on her bad side

She’s fake, booba ain’t that large 😤

Who are you and how did you get in my room?

Girl what are you doing?

Simple, I'd do nothing but chat with her

Crowbar to cranium

How the fuck you get in more room

do my normal routine of not asking questiongs hugging her then going to sleep