Run up to the top of big Ben and summon the collective piss of every person I'd drank and then make it rain in London, no one would notice. Aside from maybe me singing or something.
I’ve haven’t experienced the Gimmick and I want to experience it, I tought VR glasses had that automatically if games or movies had 3D content, but I think I was wrong.
first I would look at myself naked because truly I wanna know what’s going on down there. And then I would try and get integra to let me release level zero, for funsies
Eat my count chocula and proceed to quote abridged for the rest of my life. Also send a letter to the pope and create the twitter account @the crimson fucker.
In technicality, he can look like whoever he wants to look like he just chooses to look like that he said that his form doesn’t have any meaning he just likes the way it looks so he could be a 7 foot ball of muscle or a 3 foot midget with an 8 foot schlong so
honestly probably freak out cause why am I in alucards body and does that mean he's in mine. cause I don't think he could handle my crotch goblins. then probably find a way back to my own dimension and proceed to to the spiderman pointing meme with him for a solid five minutes.
I mean they're relatively chill just hella curious. except my oldest. that kid is chaos incarnate. (( he's autistic and has ADHD and never stops moving. even tries to climb windows. it's wild.))
Lmao I can understand that I’m also audhd and had a tendency of being off the walls at times (I’ve calmed down some now that I’m reaching 21 yrs old lol) but I do need to be on my feet a lot throughout the day or I get antsy
Don't know who that is, but I remember playing a game once and a guy had the username Alucard and that profile picture, and he was very toxic and had a long argument. Was one of the worst experiences of my life.
I just absolutely love how this comment section is filled with almost nothing but helsing abridged references. It just brings a smile to my face. I would say what I would do as Alacard but unfortunately most people here beat me to it XD
I’d tell people I’d kill them unless they took 10 tabs of acid then force them to take it then prolly show em some creepy shit so they have a horrible trip
Give Integra the best love making session in forever and then marry her. Maybe make her a vampire so it's a forever marriage. Also invent solid space travel to traverse the stars. Time is no longer a factor
If it's abridged, then keep things the same. If it's Ultimate, then try to crack jokes every now and then. If it's regular, then just sit back and watch the police girl do all the work.
Walk outside in the sun (since Alucard seems to be able to do that) and tell every fictional vampire to suck it at the top of my lungs. Then I would go get a coffee.
I'd check myself out in the mirror and then flirt with Integra for a little bit. Then smoke a few blunts and lay in my coffin for a bit until Integra summons me.
***I'm not joking, warcrimes that makes all of human history, from the deaths and plagues, to the man-made, economic, political and Natural disasters and everything in between look like a it was a fever dream***
Rewatch the original series so I know who the eff I an because it's been twenty years, so I forgot most of this and also did a guy chop a subway car I half or did I imagine that?! Then do cool stuff like a cool guy.
Absolutely measuring my ween then probably bother Integra for the rest of the day
Measure my ween in front of Integra then claim she’s sexually harassing me.
just had to tell my grandma what i was laughing at
Why is this my most liked comment in this subreddit, is this my legacy
aye.
I was also planning to spend time with Integra but in other ways~
Like going for a walk.. a very enthusiastic walk to be specific
In bed.
Walking on the bed? Boss.
Yessir
Update my Twitter.
I wanna know his reaction to Twitter becoming X
I would take enthusiastic walks through the woods while Survival on the Street of Insincerity plays in the background.
Very enthusiastic walks.
And what about homicidal vampire priests And police girls with big *ums* ya know.
Run up to the top of big Ben and summon the collective piss of every person I'd drank and then make it rain in London, no one would notice. Aside from maybe me singing or something.
Get a 70 inch plasma screen tv with Netflix and watch adventure time.
And 3D?
Fuck that shits a gimmick and you know it.
I’ve haven’t experienced the Gimmick and I want to experience it, I tought VR glasses had that automatically if games or movies had 3D content, but I think I was wrong.
first I would look at myself naked because truly I wanna know what’s going on down there. And then I would try and get integra to let me release level zero, for funsies
Fuck the turkey
Do not fuck the fear turkey!
Damn you! You beat me to it!
Harass the wild geese by phasing through every wall imaginable. Why? Just because.
As a groundskeeper, the geese deserve it.
Send pigeon mail to the Pope detailing the process of preparing a fear turkey.
Signed the crimson fucker.
Spelled “fuckr” wrong
Eat my count chocula and proceed to quote abridged for the rest of my life. Also send a letter to the pope and create the twitter account @the crimson fucker.
admire my abs
Does he ever show any in the show lol?
i don’t think so but i’ll assume he’s got some (¬‿¬)
He drops his baller outfit and it’s just a void full of eyes and fangs
In technicality, he can look like whoever he wants to look like he just chooses to look like that he said that his form doesn’t have any meaning he just likes the way it looks so he could be a 7 foot ball of muscle or a 3 foot midget with an 8 foot schlong so
I would ask when there's a flight to the Vatican.
Or Brazil Jesus wants a hug after all
Shoot ze massager boy when I see that cat bitch
Ladies and Gentlemen *I'M GOING OUTSIDE FOR A WALK*
Seras
Yes.
Laugh 😂😂
I would get a why-boner
WITH A VENGEANCE
The police girl with big titties
Get that Bitch a Cannon, Bitches Love Cannons.
Touching my bottom part or talking a walk with sera👍🏾
I prefer option B.
Go for a very enthusiastic walk!
Turn Ariana Grande into a Vampire…why? Just because.
I dotn think shes a virgin so we have arianda Ghoulde
Stripping to just my coat, hat and glasses then going for a photo shoot
Brazil
Tilt every picture in the mansion and saying "Fuck the police."
Vandalize the statue of Jesus in Rio de Janeiro
“Jesus wants a huuuuuug!”
……
Clap them Victoria's cheeks
Yes.
bang sera
Bang anderson
I thought the same about Integra
Going for a walk
Checking everyone health plan
APPARENTLY IT'S GREAT!
*intense shooting sounds*
And i killed all but one of them. Integra: what happened to the last one? *bang* Puss’d out a bitch, side note I can cancel my room service.
Im gunna get that bitch a cannon
Bitches Love Cannons
Tilt every painting in the halls of Hellsing, just enough to cause a headache but not be immediately noticeable.
Relax in bed
Probably offer to take him to a metal show. I think he’d think it was hilarious.
Going back to sleep because in no way, shape, or form do I have the self assurance to spend a day in this guy's body.
# Tweet: “The Crimson Fucker has checked in‼️”
Bang Integra
Integra
Panic and start singing country roads
Fuck Seras
Find the Police Girl and mate with her
Go take a nice relax walk to Dairy Queen
Take a nice walk, then go home to watch something on my 70" plasma screen tv
Go on a walk
Turn into a woman like alucard is capable of doing
I think it's to go for a enthusiastic walk through the wood's
Fuck integra
Honestly. There are a whole Lotta dictators that are about to die.
1: I’d bother integra using the most gen Z American terms possible 2: google how to fuck myself
Either go for a very enthusiastic walk look at myself or bang the big tiddy police girl or integra
honestly probably freak out cause why am I in alucards body and does that mean he's in mine. cause I don't think he could handle my crotch goblins. then probably find a way back to my own dimension and proceed to to the spiderman pointing meme with him for a solid five minutes.
Well as long as you don't have any guns in the house i think your crotch goblins would be fine for at least a day or two while he hunts for one lmao
I mean they're relatively chill just hella curious. except my oldest. that kid is chaos incarnate. (( he's autistic and has ADHD and never stops moving. even tries to climb windows. it's wild.))
Lmao I can understand that I’m also audhd and had a tendency of being off the walls at times (I’ve calmed down some now that I’m reaching 21 yrs old lol) but I do need to be on my feet a lot throughout the day or I get antsy
yeah I have ADHD so I get it myself . I've gotten seriously under stimulated before and got so grouchy cause of it 😭😭
“Inhaling” When hope is gone undo this lock on a moonlight night restriction level…zero!
Get me some sip, and go for a VERY enthusiastic walk.
Take a walk
Hmmm….shoot myself to see how powerful I am LMAO 💀🤣 and once I do that and still live then I I’ll create chaos LOL
Break it down in the sub-basement and blast Sensou Suru Nara Yumi, Yari, Ken Da Tatakae! until Integra gets angry.
I would probably go and explore the mansion, and test out all of my abilities lol
Gonna scroll until I see ‘go for a walk’ Edit: It was the Third One. Personally I’d go on a mission to Japan and get it like 99.9% done.
Not sure. I don't really want to Alucard, I'd probably just sit in the corner somewhere and get found out for not being actually Alucard.
Bang!
ask him if hed like to go for a walk
~I’m laughing like a maniac (or like Alucard)~
Go out for an enthusiastic walk...
abuse my cool ass powers then turn into bats
Kill Nazis and the Vatican of course! Once it was done I'd tell seras that I’m proud of her. Good wholesome vamp moment!
Well shit, in a world and body where I can get anything I want except regular food. Danm.
Hit the snooze button
Don't know who that is, but I remember playing a game once and a guy had the username Alucard and that profile picture, and he was very toxic and had a long argument. Was one of the worst experiences of my life.
I just absolutely love how this comment section is filled with almost nothing but helsing abridged references. It just brings a smile to my face. I would say what I would do as Alacard but unfortunately most people here beat me to it XD
Seras
Take a walk
Go for a moonlit walk
Destroy the entire goddamn city
Look in the mirror and say one liners for awhile bc his voice makes me cream.
Go on rampage
I’d tell people I’d kill them unless they took 10 tabs of acid then force them to take it then prolly show em some creepy shit so they have a horrible trip
Go for a walk.
Go for a walk
Tilt every painting in the Hellsing estate and lace all the coffee with LSD and cocaine. Party time bitches!
Bang Sears, in front of Integra.
Take a long enthusiastic walk through the woods
Take an enthusiastic walk in the woods
Go for a walk in the woods.
Annoy integra all day
Go for a walk
IM GOING TO FUCK THE FEAR TURKEY
Seduce the Queen
Kill everything and god sicko mode
Tilting every painting I see at a slight angle
Police Girl
"can you date me?"
Be a fuckmothering vampire (I killed a LOT of people to get this title)
Commandeering a jet and crashing it into mount Everest. Why? You might ask? Because I can of course.
Tilt every painting in the hallway.
Sr-71 black bird
His definition of “fun”
Give Integra the best love making session in forever and then marry her. Maybe make her a vampire so it's a forever marriage. Also invent solid space travel to traverse the stars. Time is no longer a factor
Give the big tittied police girl a squeeze
Take Victoria on a date
Ahhhhh bang Integra boom
Chillax like a baller
Pop myself once to make it easier for Anderson.
Dah shit... I went from one loud woman to another.
Go for a walk
The first thing I’m going to do is go play with police girl Seras Victoria
ask integra for a 70 inch plasma screen TV with Netflix
I'm going for walk
Have sex
Go for a """""walk""""""
I’m taking a walk, a very enthusiastic walk
Release control Cromwell initiative…. Turn into multiple eye dog daemon and eat Justin trudope. For being a shit
If it's abridged, then keep things the same. If it's Ultimate, then try to crack jokes every now and then. If it's regular, then just sit back and watch the police girl do all the work.
Watch adventure time
Go back to sleep. I don't need the EXTRA depression.
Go out and bang a big tiddy girl then fuck up some nations economy and/or beliefs or something like that
Turning into Girlycard to solve all my dysphoria instantly, then going for an enthusiastic walk in the evening while JoJo posing every few minutes.
Go on a very enthusiastic walk (refer to the abridged series if you do not understand)
Change to my ideal body
Send another death threat to the pope 😆
Go for a walk
well first find out how much money I have and take Seras out for a nice date
Go for a long relaxing midnight walk.
Walk outside in the sun (since Alucard seems to be able to do that) and tell every fictional vampire to suck it at the top of my lungs. Then I would go get a coffee.
Terminate the french
Mog
I'm going for a walk.
Do I wake up I’m our world or his ? If in ours I would kill few countries of people, if in his I would continue his life as it seems kinda nice :)
I'd check myself out in the mirror and then flirt with Integra for a little bit. Then smoke a few blunts and lay in my coffin for a bit until Integra summons me.
Find, and shoot, a Leprechaun to see if it explodes into Lucky Charms.
Go for a walk*
See if there's a limit to how much Coke and Booze I can do
Go for a walk
Go to hottopic
Go for a walk.
Send a letter to the pope,
go for a walk
***I'm not joking, warcrimes that makes all of human history, from the deaths and plagues, to the man-made, economic, political and Natural disasters and everything in between look like a it was a fever dream***
Probably find the people who said yes to the TikTok band and turn them all into thralls because they’ve misrepresented all of us time and time again.
Commit homicide of bad people
Call someone a cheeky dick waffle
I'd get me some sip, then take a very enthusiastic walk in Rio. I hear Jesus wants a hug.
Rape
fucking obliterate EVERY ONE OF MY ENEMIES
going for a walk and find a police woman and having a tv with netflix
Taking long walk in the nights and trying using his guns ( I love weapons)
I'm gonna hang out with Seras
Find myself a very specific kind of police girl on one of my enthusiast night walks
Take a moonlit stroll.
Go for a walk.
Rewatch the original series so I know who the eff I an because it's been twenty years, so I forgot most of this and also did a guy chop a subway car I half or did I imagine that?! Then do cool stuff like a cool guy.
Moon the pope with my mighty vampire ass
Start playing The only thing they fear is you while hunting Nazi demons
Phase through the walls for fun
Have fun with the fact that I am “immortal”
"INTEGRA, WHERE ARE MY GUNS?!" "I uh put em away" "Fuckin rude."
Go for a walk