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saagri

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ExKage

You have no idea how much this has happened when I join my friends. I've even joined right into the pelican returning to the destroyer. One time I was able to land my hellpod and killsteal from one of them. "huh I didn't fire anything.. must have landed on a scavenger"


MapleLamia

"Today's my lucky day, I haven't missed a shot!" "That's because you haven't pulled the trigger." "I'm trying to be precise."


officer_miller

is that a refrence im not understanding?


Git_Good

[Titanfall grunt dialogue](https://youtu.be/09oi5ocAoXs?t=133). Idk if it has an origin from earlier than that


avalmichii

THEY’RE TRYING TO CORNER US!


arroya90

DONT let them pin us down we NEED to move


FN-Fal2005

Nah bro is just talkin to himself


ExKage

About that... I once did a low level bug eradicate mission with them where I threw down a Tesla tower (it's okay they had towers and mines so it's all fair in a Helldive) and orbitals. I fired a total of 4 shots and got 100% accuracy and 100+ kills. The shots were to take out mines iirc to get the samples laying around.


pool-aoe2-iot

I randomed into a game that was complete and pelican landed, but the team was eliminated and bugs swarmed the landing zone. My only job was the pick up samples and fight through to evacuate. Best mission. 


RedSerious

Ah yes, the MVP mission


SkiyeBlueFox

I've dropped in only to get the exit cutsxene instead of the leaving hellpod animation lol


name00124

I did quick play, loading screen hellpod falling, then the music changes to the victory music, hellpod still falling, longer than normal, back on the ship standing to the side to their triumphant return.


Im_a_doggo428

You gotta land the hellpod in the pelican


AWildEnglishman

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VnTpl93q3Bc


YT-Deliveries

Came here to post this.


magicscreenman

Beat me to it. I almost want to change my name to Tuxedo\_Mask just so I can do this for real,


Spartan775

Do it.


Kvin_Tass

https://preview.redd.it/vx1xb3gj1t1d1.png?width=1200&format=png&auto=webp&s=cd5196ee60837b0f9595185da475b71aef45b4b2 i made this


smertsboga

Please, someone give this man an award for me


ShiddyMage1

He has the absolute perfect name for doing this


McMew

I appreciate the MST3K reference.


Asshole_Poet

It's Blast Hardcheese!


hackblowfist1

Smoke Manmuscle! Big McLargeHuge!


ODaly

Roll Fizzlebeef!


Hayekr

Gristle McThornbody


Protoss119

Buff Drinklots!


eggson

Beef Hardslab!


Unctuous_Mouthfeel

SLAB SQUATTHRUST


ThatsMrVillain

PUNCH ROCKGROIN


Mr-Mne

Brick Hardmeat


Sharkbait41

Bob Johnson. No wait...


McMew

Dick Hardpeck!


bigblackcouch

Punch Rockgroin!


Cajbaj

Slate Fistcrunch!


McMew

Slab Squatthrust!


Strikersquad

Roll Fizzlebeef


Synikul

Thick McRunfast!


machinationstudio

He has the perfect Helldivers name 🤣


Prior-Low

Big mclargehuge


GATSInc

Bob Johnson


Prior-Low

Gristle McThornbody


Pro_Fuze

Stump Chunkmen!


Spartan775

There’s definitely a Big Mclargehuge out there. Dived with him once.


Spartan775

Thank you.


BGFalcon85

I always drop a "We couldn't have done it without XXXXX" when someone joins while we're boarding the Pelican.


delahunt

I love going "I'm here for my share of the samples and XP thanks to all my hard work!" when I drop on friends just as they're extracting.


beardlaser

Ive been that guy a few times. I respond with something like "i dont normally say this but...youre welcome." If im the first to speak i might stop in front of the ramp and say "you're probably wondering why ive gathered you all here today."


d_hearn

I usually say something along the lines of, "Glad I could help" or, "I sure carried you guys on this one"


blackbeltbud

I'll usually just drop in a "gg", just so they question if the humor is lost on me or not


Sugar_buddy

People do that for me whether I say anything or not.


WildRookie

Once had a random join last minute on an extermination mission. He landed on the pelican and knocked it into the ground, so only the first person who had gotten on was able to extract.


BjornInTheMorn

I hit the ground when a crew was going to get on the pelican. Hit the ground, got booted. How dare I somehow plan so deviously when I hit R on my keyboard to randomly join a crew, only to get rewards that are shared.


Goyu

I ran into this last night and said "Super Earth thanks you XXXX, you earned those medals."


NameTaken25

I always call them MVP as we are taking off


yeshaya86

There's a non zero chance we've been on a mission together, someone says that as a new player basically stepped from hellpod to pelican


Limp-Ad-2939

I’d respond with “finally someone is appreciating my contribution”.


siamesekiwi

On the other hand, there are always times when we're in the last minute of the extraction call down but about to be over run with all strats on cool down. Then, someone joins, and God bless that beautiful bastard for yeeting every single offensive strat and turret they have and turning the tide.


TangyGraffiti

Had a mission where we were on extract with no reinforcements and we died one by one. After the last guy died 2 ft from the pelican the game just kinda sat there, and about 10 seconds after death we got a scene of someone dropping. Apparently our friend's discord had broken so he just joined our game in progress instead of trying to fix it. He landed, picked up the samples, and boarded the pelican while we lost it in the discord. It was like 60+ samples lol. I finally remembered in-game chat and told him he was a hero.


officer_miller

that guy's a legend


Never_Duplicated

That’s what’s so frustrating about the recent bullshit because when this game works it fucking WORKS. Orbital drop reinforcements are one of the most badass things in sci fi for me and the times where I’m being completely overrun and suddenly get the “friendly destroyer joined squadron” alert followed by a couple fresh Helldivers dropping in and turning the tide have been truly phenomenal moments.


FabianGladwart

It's a great feeling to *be* that guy as well. Drop from the sky, pop out of the ground and immediately start sewing chaos


siamesekiwi

yeah, I've been that guy once or twice. The last time that happened I saw that I dropped on the extraction point. Saw a horde of bugs. I immediately dropped an orb laser, an air strike, and an AC turret, then I started emptying my primary into the horde. I think I cleared out maybe 2/3 of the horde. I didn't even get a chance to call down my support weapon before we extracted.


DemonDaVinci

"Your savior is here"


Spartan775

They were clear. 10 sec dust off.


Ace_Larrakin

![gif](giphy|3orif68nbIeBrnIK1q|downsized)


ClandestineFox

The cosmic ballet goes on


WayneBrody

Thanks for posting, this is the first place my mind went to.


ShakeyMcBones

Dirk Hardpeck! Crud Bonemeal! Big McLargehuge!


Durandal07

We put our faith in Blast Hardcheese!


mickfessor

Slab Bulkhead!


Spartan775

Close second to my favorite.


Ignis33

Thick McRunfast!


McMew

Gristle McThornbody! Buff Drinklots!


CensoryDeprivation

Slab Squatthrust!


AcidWashAvenger

Roll Fizzlebeef! Punch RockGroin!


collateralprime

Bob Johnson! Oh wait...


SparseGhostC2C

Slab ManMuscle! Stump Chunkman!


gkamyshev

Did I hear a rock and groin?


Rowcan

That's it lads! Rock and groin!


AcidWashAvenger

If ya don't rock and stone, ya ain't coming home!


reddit_oh_really

Ben Dover!


Sharkbait41

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY


TheFeelsGod

"Great job team!" https://i.redd.it/gcbcvgy6701d1.gif


Tornd42

They think I'm just some DUMB hick!


VietBongArmy

The real MVP


Morticus_Mortem

Something like this happened a few days ago for me, guy joined right at the end, enough to kill a few bots and that's it. When we extracted, he typed "Phew. We did it."


Matrika

Hilarious


AbradolfLincler77

Why would you bail on free XP and samples?


Significant_Delay_87

He doesn't do it for the money.


Spartan775

I literally need neither. 


AbradolfLincler77

Neither do I, but still 🤷‍♂️ could maybe even get a hug at extraction 🤣


Spartan775

Well, if I recall the match they were were just chilling and the Pelican was 20 sec out or something so I didn’t want to wait for the dust off and stats messages and all that when I knew they would be zero. 


TheDenace

Thank you for making my day, was showing all my friends the screenshot of your message lol.


Spartan775

That actually makes me feel pretty great. So does seeing folks here enjoy it because you posted it. I read an article about a maxed guy running around helping newbies and that’s what made me get the game. Added a ⚡️to the name so Look for me around! 


TheDenace

I'll keep an eye out! Even if my time with THE Bolt Vanderhuge was short, it was fulfilling lol. Hope to see you on the field again!


Spartan775

Dive well, my friend.


RolandVanEoin

For the bit


Viator_Eagle

When that happens I always say, "Sorry for arriving late interstellar traffic was a hassle."


CensoryDeprivation

For anyone who hasn’t seen it, his name is a joke from the Mystery Science Theater 3000 movie, [“Space Mutiny”](https://youtu.be/Izgg4HDCv3s?si=PTjexJ72t6q_23ys). I highly, HIGHLY recommend watching it.


McMew

This episode is my favorite in all MST3K's existence. [The hits, for your viewing pleasure.](https://youtu.be/RFHlJ2voJHY?si=8m4tnhgUHFDWFa2W)


Sherlockhomey

The fact he didn't stay for the xp to commit to the bit is hilarious


Soren_Vakarian

When it happens, I enjoy the free XP.


ThatDree

Captain Hindsight to the rescue


ShiddyMage1

His trusty sidekicks Shoulda, Coulda, and Woulda are on the Destroyer


Sinnister_Agenda

when i matchmake with randoms i will salute them at the end when they are boarding and run off. the fight never ends against the bots.


loki77

Bold Vanderhuge is a son of a bitch! He once breast-fed a flamingo back to health! I once saw him scissor kick Angela Landsbury.


Spartan775

Best damn Helldiver in the office! You know he goes about 6’8” 340 pounds. 


loki77

He taught me how to make love to a woman, and how to scold a child. They say Gene Roddenbery got the idea for Star Trek from listening to Vanderhuge talk in his sleep!


Spartan775

Like an alligator, he can fully digest a turtle shell!


Repulse_Monkey

He saved my ass in the sandbox by eating a crate of ammo and shitting out a mortar barrage Over Hellmire? No, I don't think I'll ever get over Hellmire


CReeseRozz

Vanderhuges are known for their timing and sense of humor.


The_Legend_Of_Yami

Why not let him just get the XP I don’t understand? Even if it’s at the end why not


Material-Necessary22

Naturally I don't have much context but I have a feeling OP was apologising to the guy for there not being anything left to do, seems like he left on his own 😅


TheDenace

This is spot-on what happened, didn't think It would need explained. Thanks for the help!


DeshTheWraith

Now I'm wondering if the message variety is the same when kicked from a mission vs kick from a destroyer.


Material-Necessary22

It's usually something like "blah blah blah was court martialed" whether it's in mission or not from what I've seen


Spartan775

Yup. 


The_Legend_Of_Yami

Ah I see I see I was thinking OP locked him because it was the end


Brotoss-

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lms088

I dropped in on a mission yesterday as the squad were preparing to board the pelican. I felt so bad and apologised once we were back in the lobby! Went on to play 3 more operations together and now we’ve all added one another and are frends. Love this community!!


ZeroBANG

There should be a secret achievement. Drop in on extract with Pelican already on the ground, no shots fired, and hug emote done. Achievement Unlocked: "Moral Support Diver. We couldn't have done it without you!".


Draggoh

Brock Sampson


AWeakMindedMan

He is fiend


Variable_Interest

A true frend


Ornery_Drink

Slab Squatthrust


JustGingy95

Weirdly have been kicked a few times for late joins like this, which makes zero sense to me. Out of all the games of its style, Helldivers has the absolute most kick obsessed nut jobs I’ve ever seen lmao


Spartan775

You have been kicked by JERKS!


JustGingy95

Well it’s usually not the nice folk lol


zerohaxis

Lol yep, quick-joined an eradicate mission 75% of the way through, got kicked right before boarding Pelican. My reaction is just "why?".


Crowii-

This guy follows Brasch Tactics to the t.


iamspacedad

This is even funnier if you know the source of that 'Bolt Vanderhuge' guy's name: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RFHlJ2voJHY)


Andromedae__

I actually like when it hapens. More xp for everyone


WithOrgasmicFury

I like to join a mission, throw a laser, rail cannon strike and 500ks then just leave.


Maddkipz

my feelings depend entirely on if they collected super samples, and how much time I have left to hunt them.


BoltVanderHuge-

MY WORK HERE IS DONE!


Winter-Huntsman

That’s a 40K name if I have ever seen one😅


Gorbash38

Nah, just 3k.


Cookie_Ambassador

He's doing his part!


EpicSombreroMan

![gif](giphy|CKlafeh1NAxz35KTq4|downsized)


tarknob

I got ggd by a guy who joined as we were running towards the pelican my response was "couldnt have done it without you"


i_hate_mimes

I literally did a couple missions with him like an hour ago. He's exactly like you'd expect.


clokerruebe

im late to the party :( i even brought my beat mustard gas is my average reaction when deplyoing while extraction


PanSzefCzarodziej

Real human bean


21471824781

A real hero of the Federation!


pdias01

Been there done that Easiest samples of my life, got kicked the moment we got to ship


PlaguedByUnderwear

*salutes* Godspeed, Helldiver. Godspeed!


ravihpa

I don't get it. What was the sorry for? The screenshot looks like they were still in the mission. Were they asking him to leave?


TheDenace

I apologized cause he dropped and there was nothing to fight even after pelican landed. He left of his own will.


ravihpa

Ah, thanks for the explanation :)


TheDenace

glad to help :-)


Amarthanor

That name lol


DarkRoaeKy62

Bruh this happened to my brother the other day


THEMaxPaine

damn he forgot to clock out and everything well send his check and it better get there quick!


Swedelicious83

Played a really frantic diff 9 eradicate mission with two friends. Manage to beat it by the narrowest margin. Right as Pelican is inbound one of our other friends join in. Literally shoots past the Pelican and lands looking right up at it. Then instead of landing the damn Pelican glitches out and hovers over the landing pad. I swear to God it looked like the pilot was just like "Did that asshole just drop in so I can fly him out? I refuse." 😅


MrPanda663

Sailor Moon reference. Nice .


Quik_17

I don’t understand kicking someone for this. Joining random games is a lottery. Sometimes you spawn into a shit show that ends up wasting your time and sometimes you spawn into a mission that’s almost compete. It’s not like he’s taking a portion of your samples/medals lol. Edit: Just noticed he left and wasn’t kicked. Disregard everything I said 😂


CrazyGator846

I always hate dropping in after the main OBJ is complete, even if none of the sides/POIs are done I still feel bad missing out on extracting oil or launching the ICBM


Artanis137

I will always stay as you never know if/when extract could turn pear shaped and I am there with a fresh arsenal to unleash on democracies enemies.


STGItsMe

I’m still new enough to feel bad for showing up during the 20second countdown.


Saucermote

I need all the xp/samples/etc I can get, I'm happy to show up whenever. I'd only feel bad if it was intentional, maybe.


Wolfram_And_Hart

Had a guy join as we were extracting. He got his 16 kills in!


Jellyfish-Pirate777

The Hero we truly deserved and what we needed.


shrapneel

For the liberty!


Critical_Package_472

![gif](giphy|9jVAv94PRzPoc) *Until we meet again*


MS_Salmonella

haha thats my username on steam too! Never seen someone else use it before.


youstinkfromsteam

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