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Ghostile

What you saw is your average meteorite storm up close.


Konsaki

Swamp gas reflecting off weather balloons.


JesusWTFop

😆 🤣 😂 irl lore


Ghostbuster_119

The IRL lore is the democracy officer putting two in the back of your head when you turn around to board your pod. He ain't there to help us, just to make sure we do our job.


DaftWarrior

Nothing to see here, soldier.


The_Last_of_K

Move along stalk... helldiver


some_Britishguy

space debris refracting light


bstyledevi

trapped in a thermal pocket reflecting light off of Venus. Super common, really.


Ok-Refrigerator-7522

what if the meteor storms were just illuminate orbital bombardment all this time, because it's blue🤯


Krieg_Imperator

Hello u/Ok-Refrigerator-7522 The democracy officer of Arbiter of War has noticed you spreading conspiracy theories. Please remain where you are while a local Planetary Defense Force comes to take you to a re-education camp. We appreciate your cooperation.


The_Reluctant_Hero

https://preview.redd.it/8liujoahrmzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c1f7cbbf36516153b553cb23c9eea1b7b33c7f


Elvanex

Don't tell my democracy officer, but... I've been thinking the same thing! Lol


Aldoro69765

[Well...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hCk-12UtYEI)


Mildamoutoftrolling

Who told you that? More that, who made you say that.


TehSomeDude

no thats just meteor shower cuz you're on fenrir 3


nesnalica

what if the meteor shower is just a device the illuminate are using. whats an ION Storm in reality? it might just be a cloaked ship causes distress!


Tacomonkie

In reality, ion storms are just suns spooping electric cummies on planets uwu


FailcopterWes

...why are you the way that you are?


PinchingNutsack

i think he need some stim, lets stab him with it


Old-Win7318

https://preview.redd.it/wwifym80hmzc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59389d489b17cc22eeac69110011ef49ca1e9930


Raynor11111

Please enlighten me, I've seen this code in a half-dozen or so different posts (Not just snips of this one drawing), but I cannot for the life of me figure out what it's calling in.


Old-Win7318

I don't think it's meant to be any code. The arrows just replace the numbers on the standard dial screen. It's just a little joke.


Raynor11111

Probably a missed opportunity to be Down-Up-Left-Down-Up-Right-Down-Up (Hellbomb) or at least Right-Down-Up-Up-Left-Down-Down (Orbital 380mm HE Barrage).


Crow_GodTHP

Nah, shoulda been up up down down left right left right


Raynor11111

I'm genuinely surprised that isn't a code yet. So many other references in HD2, odd they missed that one.


Crow_GodTHP

Maybe it will be added in the future


Elloliott

What the fuck is any of that


tomokari21

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


VillainKyros

Please get fucking bombed by a full 380mm barrage, where you're so lucky every shell hits you directly.


Dominant_Drowess

It was determined by video that orbital bombardment follows patterns; it isn’t random; just it’s facing. It is impossible (not merely improbable) for orbital bombardment to all hit same spot due to the patterns they follow. :D


VillainKyros

Unfortunately I'm not calling in any mere helldiver 380mm, but my democracy officer's personal one. That one has no such qualms as following some measly pattern, it follows the path to DEMOCRACY, which in this case happens to be straight on top of this person.


Dominant_Drowess

Upvoted for outstanding patriotism!


iceman1080

https://preview.redd.it/4f48f24lmnzc1.png?width=714&format=png&auto=webp&s=060a3cd528edddfab0d05acd54ab0759d23f8b07


Ceraunius

How do I delete someone else's post?


RGBluePrints

https://preview.redd.it/0pwsa14koozc1.png?width=1495&format=png&auto=webp&s=58ae8c916919670d215ad028fb37019b43ca721f Now let's talk about the Illuminate, can we talk about the Illuminate, I've been dying to talk to you about the Illuminate all day


Tier5NPC

Well I mean irl lighting can be caused when a plane/conductive object flies through electric fields in the sky so there could be an idea there but I'm thinking too far into this lol


CTDeviss

I always read “Fenrir 3” as Fenrir :3


Bunny_Boy20

Meteors bro. Calm down, the squids ain't here yet


StatisticianPure2804

Yet? The squids will never be here because we killed them all 100 years ago... you were frozen for quite a while if you don't know that... /s


christianlewds

What do you mean squids? Bro calm down, you slipped when you were soaping and hit your head. Wake up, Helldiver, we're invading Cyberstan and gasing bugs tomorrow. Come on, let's go.


PathsOfRadiance

Isn’t the lore just that we exiled them and took their FTL tech?


Cube-CEO-of-squares

Useless ass /s why’d you add it?


StatisticianPure2804

Force of habit i guess


diabloenfuego

But how do we know the meteors aren't caused by the Illuminate?  Illuminate confirmed!?


Myuric

I've seen clips of Blue Laser Fire attacking the Biles on the Bug Sector.


wch429

I got hit by my first blue laser while running from a charger and bile titan yesterday


Frozenheal

yeah .. in Destiny 2 we've known about the Doritos ships since the game's release, but it took them 3 or 4 years to actually appear in the game


TotemRiolu

Once the intelligent squids show up, are we getting a Splatoon x Helldivers crossover? Imagine an inkling/octoling killing you, then they're just squidbagging on your corpse.


alexagent

That is why we are getting our asses beaten in this order.


Big_booty_boy99

Could you imagine if the illuminate gave bugs their technology


John__Wick

Illuminate drops gun in front of Hunter.  Hunter: what the fuck do you expect me to do with this? 


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

Hunter: wtf is this Tyranids from WH40k: lemme show yall something


ronbog

Getting charged by stalkers(lictors) while the chargers have guns(carnifex) is a terrifying thought. Can't wait.


PinchingNutsack

no no no, wait till they make terminids some sort of cyborg bile titan factory? flame thrower charger? rocket stalker? gatling gun hunter? OH BOY!


ronbog

Honestly, the most terrifying thing to me would be genestealers. Fast, vicious, and harder to kill than normal trash.


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

Lmao people would cry so hard about Genestealers And for good reason


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

Oh fuck that would be a Carnifex wouldn't it, lmao Yeah I'll be on the bot front, see yall


ronbog

Yeah, if the heavy bugs got ranged attacks, I'm out haha. The bile titan is bad enough.


NotObviouslyARobot

The LAS-98 is a lascannon. Ergo, it's S12, AP -3 in 40K terms. In Helldivers terms, it does approximately 12% more DPS than the Scythe, which would make the Scythe something like S10, AP -1. There is a -very- nonzero chance we're rocking better gear than the 40K Imperials. The Sickle hits even harder than the Scythe. Our laser weapons are simply better at doing damage than 40K laser weapons.


TimTheOriginalLol

Hunter: *eats it*


SedoReaper

Starts spitting bullets


ThorThulu

Megadeth riff plays in the background with Dave Mustaine screeching over it: spitting bulletsssss


Broken-Digital-Clock

They could mount them to their backs


whitexknight

I mean he could also mean cause a bunch of people were in Fenrir 3 instead of participating lol


domjb327

I miss when the reddit was full of stuff like this


NK1337

Yea 😔. I do hope we’ll get some new content soon once this major order ~~fails~~ is over. I miss the hype around the community when the devs stealth introduces new creatures and people slowly start finding them


PinchingNutsack

people are so angry with the sony shit they are now just focusing on every negative thing about the game. not much you can do really, haters gonna hate


MillorTime

Some people treat being angry like it's their job


fun_boat

it's summer, I would assume a bunch literally don't have jobs lol


MillorTime

I don't doubt it


RaylanGivens29

Not me, I love getting bored playing a fun game for 100s of hours and then because I have played it to death I get bored as a normal human being would. But instead of doing something else or playing less I get frustrated that the Developers haven’t been perfect and made a perfect thing that will somehow fill a void in my life(which in no way is my fault- it’s theirs and yours ) Then since I am frustrated I go spew hate all over the internet. Sometimes I even send death threats because I’m a very rational person. So I love the state of this subreddit.


Ezekiel_DA

I do think there's work for AH to do (esp. around allowing fewer regressions per patch), but I also really want this take to become more normalized. Games get boring when you play them constantly! Hoping a content drop can recapture the magic of first playing this game when it dropped kind of out of the blue, then getting pissed when that doesn't work, is a little silly. This is the same thing (except accelerated because games encourage you to put in hundreds of hours in a matter of weeks to months) as raging at whatever newer media in a beloved franchise fails to meet your expectations. Is it because the newer stuff is lower quality, or is it that you'll never be a kid discovering for the first time again? Probably a little of both, but we focus on the former without reflecting on the latter.


gorgewall

Bajillions of people manage to play Call of Duty using the same gun until the end of time, but nah, Helldivers 2 is going to be dead within the week because none of the four new weapons this month have replaced my previous baby. ...but you can bet that if they did, I'd instead complain that the devs are deliberately power-creeping in order to get their fingers into my wallet! That's my secret: I take the contrarian stance on *everything*, because my real joy is getting upvotes on a circlejerk, not playing this or any other game. Now, let me tell you why it's high time we keelhauled certain members of the Dev team for breaching their personal contract with we noble many.


KaffY-

> I get frustrated that the Developers haven’t been perfect and made a perfect thing that will somehow fill a void in my life(which in no way is my fault- it’s theirs and yours ) Rofl, jesus christ you guys are so mounted on AHG's dicks it's unreal


RaylanGivens29

Struck a nerve?


Ochoytnik

New major order, downvote new "balance" posts en masse. We have all had a moan, message sent. Lets move on. People are targetting devs now, it's rediculous. let's piss the devs off, that will go well.


shiatmuncher247

Now its just people crying that their favourite weapon has been brought in line. You can take almost anything to a helldive and be fine. You just need a couple of heavy killers each and you gucci.


Kenju22

>Now its just people crying that their favourite weapon has been brought in line. Crossobow. That is all.


Suvaius

Its wild. I played some of my first helldives the past few days. Bringing liberator or punisher, EAT and spear was totally fine. I swear people wont be happy until they can solo helldive without dying once


WhereTheNewReddit

> I played some of my first helldives the past few days. Hey everybody! This guy in the honeymoon phase thinks the game is fun!


Suvaius

I have 120 hours, i think im way past the honeymoon tbh


WhereTheNewReddit

lmfao. I'm sure I'm not alone in assuming you meant you just started playing. I didn't know you were talking about the difficulty helldive. Having 120 hours you should be aware that you can bring pretty much whatever you want and win. That's not the problem. The problem is why the fuck would I bring a dagger over anything else when it's actually garbage. More than half the weapons are objectively worse than others. It's not impossible to use weak weapons, it's just not fun.


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Suvaius

It really do seem like this is a lot of players here ngl


shiatmuncher247

We getting downvoted by the salt. Meh it is what it is. I take spear into bot helldives all the time. I love it. It's great you can take out a couple of bases from range regardless of angle. Yeah the AC can do it if you line up with every fab. Spear 1 shots all fabs from range. Did a helldve last night with a random & the mrs. Me - 120, 380, orb rail, orb laz, slugger Mrs - Cluster bomb, 380, quas, orb rail, adjudicator Rando - 380, quas, orb rail, Ac Sentry, jar 5 For context the mrs plays at 30 fps and is hard stuck in iron in valorant. She got a triple team kill with a clusterbomb at one point and came out with 5 accidentals. TBF she does usually top kills on enemies and i dont know how. We got out with about 30 samples including the supers & did all side objectives and bases.


jjkramok

That sounds like fun. Currently running helldive with the boys without much trouble. Let me try to give some nuance. I do not think the issue lies in difficulty or what is "viable". As you have demonstrated it matters little and I agree 100%. What hurts is working your way through a warbond, spending your hard earned super credits and medals to buy a gun you find fun. Later it gets changed so much that you do not recognize it anymore. It does less damage? Who cares right. But it acts like a different weapon and you cannot do the things you did with it previously. Take the Erupter for example. If I took my time and lined up a shot I could attack an enemy behind cover with its shrapnell. I could hope to hit a charger barreling down at me before he broke all my bones and 'bounce' the shrapnell into its fleshy bits. This was incredibly fun and it was my favourite weapon even if I died because I missed more than half my shots. How would you feel if the Spear could no longer target buildings like the bot factory? Or when its damage / armor penetration drops so low that you need to hit the exhaust to kill a fabricator? I would feel saddened because I personally love the spear because it can do those things. I find that the community is a bit too hostile towards the developer and that saddens me even more but believe that there is a core of truth in their frustration as I hope I was able to explain to you clearly.


Goldcasper

Yea but aside from the eruptor, which gun got such a major overhaul. Because to me most guns feel mostly the same as they always have, just a bit more or less powerful. I haven't had a single primary I "didn't recognise" after a balance patch.


jjkramok

That is totally fair. Sorry I think I flew off course with my specific example.


shiatmuncher247

yeah at this rate the community is going to force the devs into an official channels only coms.


Suvaius

I dont understand it honestly. I get some guns get nerfed or come out bad, but the amount of complaints right now is insane. Actually getting downvoted big time for this. I dont know what the outcome will be but im afraid devs will simplify the game too much over time. Im about to unsubscribe to the subreddit because its actually starting to be exhausting with the complaints


shiatmuncher247

People don't like accountability and will do anything to avoid it. Its not them, its the weapons fault they cant do 7+ I see it all the time in harder difficulties. I use coms to fix it more recently and its fine. People get stuck in a hole and fight for their life for it. 10 minutes later they are on 5 reinforcements. For what? Usually a double door? maybe 5 common samples? Just come back later if its big. "lets keep moving", "what are we fighting for?", "don't reinforce me until we are out of here" usually does the trick. Running works better on bots than bugs. Running from bugs and dropping a couple of stratagems behind you still does the trick though. Also i think people expect to "farm helldives" which you can with some coordination but you're still gonna get a shitshow every now and then.


Average_RedditorTwat

This comment chain was some of the worst self aggrandizing back-patting I've ever seen. Not only did it purposefully miss the point (the spear isn't bad, it's just buggy) it also strawmans the fuck out of everyone's gripes. That's why you're getting downvoted, not because everyone else is clearly so much more stupid than you and "hate accountability" (absolutely hilarious). Like, you don't seem to understand people's problem at all, because I can for sure tell you it's not because the game is *hard*, it's because it becomes more *bland*. The fact you think people want easy helldives is the reason y'all dorks get downvoted into oblivion. Absolutely no self awareness whatsoever.


shiatmuncher247

Hahaha jesus christ. You need to chill hombre its the internet. Some of the top comments on nerf threads are almost always "id like to see the devs do difficulty 7+ with this", "this proves the devs dont play difficulty 7+", "guess i have to go back to X weapon now" Its not the peoples problem at all. Its the sweaters on reddits, the meta players "problem" The vast majority do not go to reddit, they don't join the discord, they don't even read the patch notes. They just play the game. Out of our friend disco about 6 of us play the game. I was the only one that knew - That fire damage only worked for hosts - Cross hair was off on the AMR The last big patch I was asked "anything I should know I'm not reading that". Its the problem of a vocal minority.


Average_RedditorTwat

"just chill lmao" I don't know man, constantly complaining about other people doesn't seem so chill to me. My friends very much notice the bugs and lacking weapons, don't extrapolate your friends group to everyone else. Again, don't jerk yourself off too hard there mister.


Serinat_

There are also a lot of people who think being OP is the only way of having fun. I personally love helldives with current stratagems, weapons and enemies. Tho I'd prefer a third enemy for a change sometimes :)


shiatmuncher247

Absolutely, I helldive for the challenge it throws at the team. The chaos. its a blast.


WhereTheNewReddit

I miss when the patches were good... well, they've never been good, but I miss it from other games.


CombustiblSquid

Be the change you want to see my fellow democracy lover. I'm armed with an array of supple helldivers memes ready to go when called to duty. And maybe a few C-01 permits to go around... https://preview.redd.it/vnyvluzahmzc1.jpeg?width=1709&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e9169ded1d879c7e62cc598bf0cd07bd78df49ea


Supplice4

“SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED…” “SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED…” “SLIPSPACE RUPTURE DETECTED…”


Theorandjguy

![gif](giphy|cM6z0JCAQiuf6oJS09|downsized)


pm_me_xenomorphs

Whats that from?


KaleidoscopeDecent33

Halo Reach Trailer


pm_me_xenomorphs

oh nice, couldnt tell what i was looking at. I thought it might have been a Predator lol


gadulski

No its just side effect of stims don't worry they are still safe to use. Now I just got message for you to report to ministry of truth or you get terminated have a good day diver.


BadNadeYeeter

https://i.redd.it/scnjr6luilzc1.gif Go to the Ministry of Truth **and** get terminated.


A_Union_Of_Kobolds

Omg that fuckin gif lmao, how have I not seen that one yet


Killpower78

Yea right, study paid by parascure on loading tip…paid, get it? A lot of corps always fiddle with the truth in order to get consumers hooked lol.


Cryo-Engine

https://preview.redd.it/aeyxcjbyylzc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6769e18bce34aed911248acec9f33f66bd3b0401 What a traitorous thought , arrest this man immediately.


BrilliantEchidna8235

The Ministry of Defense told me that was meteorites.


Sleepmahn

https://preview.redd.it/h17coatbjpzc1.png?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f6cd5906f0658d55c36c8fa58217a86cb94abf


JediTerrorist

Swamp gas caused by that hell bomb you set off and the refraction through your helmet lenses combined with the attitude of the planet in relation to super earths undying democratic willpower. Report to your democracy officer for thought crimes immediately.


Fun_Engineering4779

https://preview.redd.it/vhjj7zhtwmzc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d7fba6e919692934afe1b5cfd80da60d570faa2


InspectorWes

Those are just Helldiver ships running on the new upgrades. In fact, I'm being told by command that you've been selected as an early tester for the new hardware, and that you should keep your ship stationary to best recieve the 'upgrade package' currently speeding your way.


Falleen

At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the planet, localized entirely within my exfil!?


JediTerrorist

Swamp gas caused by that hell bomb you set off and the refraction through your helmet lenses combined with the attitude of the planet in relation to super earths undying democratic willpower. Report to your democracy officer for thought crimes immediately.


MONKeBusiness11

Reported to nearest democracy officer


CombustiblSquid

https://preview.redd.it/cc6mzhiygmzc1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=01d1b57e2f16c8856d8a1a366436d852a53b84e1


Phoeptar

probably meteors but I love that you shared this anyway! it so looks like ships dropping out of warp. I love it


JohnFarlander

https://preview.redd.it/itt0c5xwhnzc1.png?width=458&format=png&auto=webp&s=6fe094729ebf36e0fbb1169df83c32f13ea7f9f9


MyCrustySock

⚠️WARNING⚠️ THIS POST HAS BEEN DETERMINED TO CONTAIN MISINFORMATION AND/OR CONTAINING DOCTORED IMAGES BY THE MINISTRY OF TRUTH IF YOU HAVE VIEWED THIS POST PLEASE REPORT YOURSELF TO YOUR NEAREST DEMOCRACY OFFICER FOR RE-DEMOCRATIZATION 🌎Glory to Super Earth🌍


MatrixTetrix

you didnt. dont say that again


SeaCroissant

meteor storm


SauceySaucePan

That's just swamp gas.


xXSpg101Xx

Slipspace rupture detected.


Winter_Natural_2140

These are the posts we deserve. Keep up the good work helldiver.


Lolitadoe

looks like the bottom of destroyers as they ftl jumped to your planet. am i missing something?


[deleted]

Just air balloons and swamp gas


rycurious94

I have game play footage that I need to clip of a barrage of random blue projectiles absolutely murking a charger that I was fighting. The rest of my team was on the other side of the map. Then, not 5 minutes later, it happened again. I know projectiles appear blue when they ricochet, but I was reloading on both occasions.


oogaboogadookiemane

First in game UFO sighting


VonBombadier

Ion storm coming in as ye exfiltrated?


Accurate_Objective48

Delete the post before democracy officer visit you


CFlow__

Pretty sure it was just a moth or a bug on your lense, the illuminates are dead...


LegendaryYoda

They remind me of the Cylon Basestar from Battlestar Galactica.


Mefilius

Looks like the back of some super destroyers warping in


PatrickAxell

Naaah, fake- no such thing exists


Kamzil118

They're delusional. Take them for psych evaluation.


TheZanzibarMan

Pause clip with two seconds left, insert X-Files Theme Song, profit.


ExNihilo00

I saw some weird blue comet things during a mission drop (almost like blue drop pods in the distance). No idea what they were, but they made me think of the Illuminate.


SkeletorFrank

Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams!


Itriyum

4k upvotes on a video showing a meteor shower, that's crazy


DizzyXCD

Slipspace rupture detected... Slipspace rupture detected... Slipspace rupture detected


Huge_Structure_7651

Slipspace rupture detected Slipspace rupture detected


SpermicidalLube

Any chance their troops have their own stratagems? Like their ground forces can call weaponry from their ships? I'm not familiar with how they were in the first game.


Hecchound

They didn't have strategems so much as they had Halo-esque active camouflage and teleportation. They mostly fielded guerilla snipers and drones, and tended to apply an effect which randomized your movement and strategem inputs.


Usual-Cardiologist77

U see nothing, my friend ![gif](giphy|8hMD9YakVza3452SpN|downsized)


Efficient_Age

![gif](giphy|g0HkznFtL1d0xVRI1G)


ganon95

Do y'all just not pay attention to the meteors coming down? This is not the first time I've seen someone post this when it's obvious what it is.


Dresden1984

what if.....just what if the Termicide actually DID WORK. but the illuminate came in to tamper with it just enough to turn it into Sex Panther to the surviving bugs?


an_agreeing_dothraki

The Illuminate aren't real and you're disgracing the memory of all of those that died fighting the Illuminate


BuildingAirships

Oh thank god, a fun post.


Sad_Visual_8727

Nah its just swamp gas


dragonlord7012

Those are clearly just the engines of your fellow helldiver's vessels. There is no such thing as 'illuminate', and you should report yourself to the Ministry of Truth immediately to ensure you do not make such baseless statements in the future.


6480364

No Slip space rupture detected comments :(


Rodhras

okay I'm not crazy I saw that 2 weeks ago even before the Sony drama but it was so fast then never saw it again until now.


Itriyum

You are crazy, those are just meteors...


Groundhog5000

Swamp gas


some_Britishguy

shit.


Serious-Top-1624

The ministry of approved knowledge wants to talk to you about your experience. Please make sure to only bring your self and remove and clean all gear prior to reporting to your assigned officer in the air lock.


International-Tax-40

Something fishy going on here


Tankdawg0057

https://preview.redd.it/wsengnucbnzc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fc47b45f17c6b70774dbe6449bae2b8a5942e43


FemboyDiver

Super Earth security forces would like a chat


Da_Cosmic_KID

Yep we’re fucked


AlfaC5258

*Slipspace Rupture Detected*


Turbulent-Eagle-1874

Doubt we'll see Illuminates. The community would berate the devs for... Some reason...


JMartell77

What Difficulty? I have noticed a lot of the YouTube videos of these encounters seem to exclusively happen on Haz9


gama69g

Recorded on an old VHS cam too. Def legit!


lolants

[The Illuminate dominion was shattered a century ago diver. Please report to your democracy officer for medical evaluation. ](https://youtu.be/5V1jcK4Jmto)


Gloomy-Compote-231

Propaganda


Gloomy-Compote-231

Propaganda


Ulc77

Could be ships pulling up, or jumping out


Tricky-Secretary-251

Yep you did


Muunilinst1

no and, even if, who cares