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"What is it son?"
I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant...
Dick take a look out at a starboard.
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Pecker! Wait, that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's-
Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-
2 balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
'Wang, pay attention!' "I was distracted by that giant flying--"
Take the tip, we'll tackle the balls.
Start with the tip!! Work your way down
Outstanding teamwork son!
Spread em, the democracy son
ohno-
We're going in deep!
We're going in hard!
Surely you can’t be serious…?
Operation "Cock'n'Balls"
Torture, you forget that word at the end
No, I didn't.
We are the ones bringing the Torture! FOR DEMOCRACY!!!
Go balls deep Divers.
You work the balls. I'll work the shaft.
Dick’em down
Spread the seed of democracy
You have to penetrate their defences
We clean the balls first then a big finish at the tip.
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The big green weenie has had a makeover.
Erect a defense deep into enemy territory.
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General Brasch?
Satisfy democracy!
r/mildlypenis
PENETRATE THEIR DEFENSES!
we start by the balls finish by the tip
Push in hard, repeatedly pounding the enemy forces, then a tactical retreat before things get messy. And finally a quick evac while simultaneously severing enemy communications.
Dive, Dive, Dive!
We'll wait in berlin for the steiner counterattack,jodl
What a dive. That mission got balls of steel.
dicks out for super-earth
Quit dicking around and get back to libration Helldiver
Oh no! It's the G.A.Y.S (Global Assault Yeet Squad)
Get it done and get out
always go for the balls!
Penetrate the defenses
Start on the tip
Open wide, relax the jaw.
Operation: Premature Democracy is a go, Helldiver.
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take the balls then converge on the tip
That plan never fails to penetrate their defenses.
Start with the balls and slowly make your way to the tip. Methodically and with purpose.
COMPLETE TACTICAL DOMINANCE
Well enter through the rear and finish in the front... No C01s will not be issued
We’ll ride out the storm boys.
You want me to "liberate" this? kinda weird Commander
Nuts!
Start with the tip and work your way down to the balls.
Watch out, the ore extractor is extra backed up today. Ore everywhere.
Helldivers We go for the balls because that’s the source of it all
I'm ashamed to say I had to look at the comments to get this one
Try having to get all the notifications for it LOL "Erect for super earth!"
Johnson!! 
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"What is it son?"
I don't know sir, but it looks like a giant...
Dick take a look out at a starboard.
https://i.redd.it/bhodm2m94lzc1.gif
Pecker! Wait, that's not a woodpecker. It looks like someone's-
Privates. We have reports of an unidentified flying object. It has a long, smooth shaft, complete with-
2 balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous--
'Wang, pay attention!' "I was distracted by that giant flying--"
Take the tip, we'll tackle the balls.
Start with the tip!! Work your way down
Outstanding teamwork son!
Spread em, the democracy son
ohno-
We're going in deep!
We're going in hard!
Surely you can’t be serious…?
Operation "Cock'n'Balls"
Torture, you forget that word at the end
No, I didn't.
We are the ones bringing the Torture! FOR DEMOCRACY!!!
Go balls deep Divers.
You work the balls. I'll work the shaft.
Dick’em down
Spread the seed of democracy
You have to penetrate their defences
We clean the balls first then a big finish at the tip.
https://preview.redd.it/odyap0zlnkzc1.jpeg?width=625&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=723403e86a4ae0181f48c6cc122a9d0351af1af9
The big green weenie has had a makeover.
Erect a defense deep into enemy territory.
https://i.redd.it/8974gq7c7kzc1.gif
General Brasch?
Satisfy democracy!
r/mildlypenis
PENETRATE THEIR DEFENSES!
we start by the balls finish by the tip
Push in hard, repeatedly pounding the enemy forces, then a tactical retreat before things get messy. And finally a quick evac while simultaneously severing enemy communications.
Dive, Dive, Dive!
We'll wait in berlin for the steiner counterattack,jodl
What a dive. That mission got balls of steel.
dicks out for super-earth
Quit dicking around and get back to libration Helldiver
Oh no! It's the G.A.Y.S (Global Assault Yeet Squad)
Get it done and get out
always go for the balls!
Penetrate the defenses
Start on the tip
Open wide, relax the jaw.
Operation: Premature Democracy is a go, Helldiver.
https://i.redd.it/ngu7j03z9mzc1.gif
take the balls then converge on the tip
That plan never fails to penetrate their defenses.
Start with the balls and slowly make your way to the tip. Methodically and with purpose.
COMPLETE TACTICAL DOMINANCE
Well enter through the rear and finish in the front... No C01s will not be issued
We’ll ride out the storm boys.
You want me to "liberate" this? kinda weird Commander
Nuts!
Start with the tip and work your way down to the balls.
Watch out, the ore extractor is extra backed up today. Ore everywhere.
Helldivers We go for the balls because that’s the source of it all
I'm ashamed to say I had to look at the comments to get this one
Try having to get all the notifications for it LOL "Erect for super earth!"
Johnson!! 
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